THEME PARK TRASH, literally a theme park trash. They call this shit mmorpg.

THEME PARK TRASH, literally a theme park trash
They call this shit mmorpg. Should call this shit: mmotp (massive multiplayer online theme park)

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it
    Only thing I dislike about it is that necromancer with minions feels pointless since minions are just kinda shit and don't do anytihng special

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know nothing. Rangers in GW2 are completely gimped to do less damage than all other classes, because their gimmick here is a stupid AI pet who is supposed to make up for the lack of damage.
      In GW1, pets weren't even a main mechanic of rangers, just some optional sideshow.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was obvious that 'minions' covered the ranger pet too

        I am also sorry for you for thinking I didn't play GW1

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am also sorry for you for thinking I didn't play GW1
          Wtf? Why do you react so passive-aggressively like a woman and reading shit into my post I didn't imply? I just used a hook to further the discussion. Cut down on your autism.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am also sorry for your hyper-aggression attempt at trolling

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can just play soulbeast

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's too late now, what you refer to only became possible after the addons, and I quit playing in 2014, trying to make this work for nearly 2 years. Ranger was previously my PvP main class (assassin being the main for PvE).

          Not my fave hairstyle, I actually had like the emoish bob cut most of the time, but CBA to find a matching pic right now.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's cool game. i play it on and off. no subscription and you don't really miss out on stuff even if you don't play for a year for example.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's worse: GW1 morons crying how it's no the same game again, or people trying to pin general MMORPG problems specifically on GW2 as if it they're somehow uniquely its own.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because gw1 was and still is unique. those players wanted more of it rather than a watered down mainstream mmorpg.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not nearly as theme park as XIV

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are equally theme park but ff has better customization. and no, having 6 quadrillion dyes isnt good customization.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        GW2 is semi-open world you can pick up and go anywhere as long as you're in the level range.

        Ffxiv you need to play 400+ hours of story to get to the latest content. Which reminds me how long they can keep doing this as a sustainable business model it becomes daunting for new players to mess with that shit each expac

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a bad thing? Theme parks are fun

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much all of them at this point. I'm pretty sure the only sandbox mmos still around are on private servers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're around, but general interest doesn't really align with sandbox. people like the IDEA of sandbox mmorpgs until they get ganked for the first time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is how obvious the theme park concept is applied.
      The whole game world feels inorganic and very scripted.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    99.9% of all MMORPGs are themepark. What were you expecting?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      gw1 was a themepark too but it wasnt bland dogshit

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play as skritt, birdmen or frog people
    shit sucks

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Asuras, homosexuals.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >massively multiplayer
    >when all content is made for a 5 man party
    >when all pvp is instanced

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been to a theme park that let me be this cute!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      short races ruin settings
      turns everything into some fricking looney toons joke where babies are jumping around at all times

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and real. I hate Asuras, I hate gnomes, I hate goblins and I hate lalafells

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are your feeling on tarutaru?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and real. I hate Asuras, I hate gnomes, I hate goblins and I hate lalafells

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and real. I hate Asuras, I hate gnomes, I hate goblins and I hate lalafells

        What about Dwarves?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinking of getting into this. Is it possible/viable to play it on a controller? Of all the videos I saw im thinking of going spellbreaker since I ussualy like counter mechanics like full-counter.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't any official controller support. I've seen people post setups for it but it all seemed pretty janky.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    GW2 is the white man's game

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any real mmos for non normal gays in 2023 aside from ff11 on a private server?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      TurtleWoW, Return of Reckoning
      not much else, it's a dead genre

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, only private servers... Thats what i figured. Grim.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Turtle WoW actually good?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most fun starting area?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meds you frickin schizo.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage, i don't get who is it designed for. Transmog morons?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's designed for the one finnish FtM i know who plays this

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll bite. gw2 felt MUCH more like an mmo than the "mmo" i played before, ffxiv, did. theres some cringe story you can follow but you can also mostly ignore it and just do stuff, theres always people on the maps running around doing whatever the frick and meta events
    most content is in fact not even instanced so idk what ur on about
    if you want a real instance simulator play ffxiv

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What MMOgays truly want is a time machine. What upcoming MMO scam are they currently coping with? Is Ashes of Creations still a thing? What about the MMO that Riot mentioned four years ago?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    only part I don't like about GW2 is that its art did not age well, somehow WoW's updates to its art works, and GW2 just never did.

    its artistically great, but very fricking dated in a ton of ways.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont buy that. Look at Cantha. It looks like shit compared to HoT and they are 6 years apart. All the good artgays and other devs were laid off before EoD.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        while this is true, the sheer technical side of the graphics are fricked.

        its incredibly outdated, but not so old that its timeless, it was made in that sweet spot of gaming where it just looks like shit.

        they could literally double their player base with a graphical overhaul.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn right, also download some RAM while you are at it.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game has so many issues and yet its the only mmo i recommend playing the absolute state of this market.
    >t. played gw2, gw1, tera, Lost Fart, WoW and FF14

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually good until EoD.
    Even the vanilla game's 'bad' story is fine, it's unironically just wrath's but less dumb.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post femsuras

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest mistake was designing the combat around pvp which funny enough has been the least popular mode for a while. Now we have boonstacking, useless combos, etc. in pve.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, was a huge fricking blunder, people just want to roam their PVE MMO worlds and maybe do a casual raid or something, that is the "Main" audience of all MMO's and the morons at Blizzard and Arenanet catering to PVP players is baffling.

      then again, this was the core of GW1's initial design too, it just had "more" PVE on launch than GW2 did, and its skill system was unique enough to offset it.

      GW2's weapon system is dogshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game design doesn't actually matter for whatever those casual non-player freaks do, so it doesn't hurt them to design it properly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah a gw game designed aroudn pvp?!?!?!?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The name "Guild Wars" hasnt meant anything for a decade, moron-kun.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and how did that work out for them?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          got them a sequel didnt it?

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    combat is spammy dogshit with an opening rotation and then just spam everything off cooldown
    wish they woulf just add a function or a system that spams that shit with one button similar to wow macros
    i dont expect it to perform as good as one percent poopsockers but decent enough to get me through all content
    no im not playing mechanist frick off

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people use the theme park meme wrongly
    all of gw2's progression system revolves around its story and you grinding shit to unlock the rest of the story, how is that 'theme park'?

    what the frick does theme park even mean anymore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's themepark. the dev set all that shit up for you to run through and check it off your list. Sandbox games are centered around player-created content and interactions

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is on their last legs, last expansion is budget as frick, Probably the game isn't going to receive more content after 2025

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