There are actually people who didn't realize she doesn't literally sell flowers.

There are actually people who didn't realize she doesn't literally sell flowers.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She does though, didn't you see all the flowers by her house and in the church? You even get one from her. I know this is just an old joke theory, but I never got how people believed it. The whole flower thing is important because it helps show her connection to the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it helps show her connection to the planet
      It could be an ambiguous pun. Wouldn't sexual licentiousness show "connection to the planet" as well? She even kind of dresses like a hippie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have all sorts of delusions about this game. Like thinking it is a super dark, edgy story when it is literally a fun anime adventure with lego characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not just FF7 either. The mentally ill headcanon crowd seems to have especially latched onto late 90's jrpgs. Every thread has one or two of them who seem to have their entire self-worth tied into getting others on the internet to verify their headcanon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just delusional tenderoonies that are still assmad that PSX "stole" Final Fantasy from them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Low res pre rendered background with high res 3D model
      Emulators were a mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        5th gen was a mistake
        The more I experience it the more I realize that the Saturn's focus on 2D was the correct choice in hindsight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Emulators don't look like that. Most likely that's the PC version of the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that at the haunted hotel at the gold saucer? That’s one of my favorite scenes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Emulated on epsxe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was starting to replay it earlier today. I started up the Switch version and was disgusted with how it looked. Turned that off and started it up on MiSTer instead with some filters. Way better.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many of them work for SquareEnix

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she sells them for 1 gil!
    She charges different amounts to different people. Probably doesn't need the money too much anyway, her mom seems to be getting along fine (by slum standards) with that big house.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She charges different amounts to different people.

      Sounds like she's trying to schmooze.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 flower 300 gil
      Reminder Cloud bombed Reactor #1 for 150 gil.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Cloud is mentally ill and a terrorist group took advantage of him to "save the planet" or some shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, Plato, you are mistaken. It was 1500 gil

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this clearly means shes good charging a lot for just flowers and she can get away with it because shes cute
      its a common nuance in japanese
      商売上手

      >1 flower 300 gil
      Reminder Cloud bombed Reactor #1 for 150 gil.

      bro he also got free food and housing

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she was a street prostitute wouldn't she be working at the Honey Bee instead?
    I think it would be kinda cool if she really was a street prostitute, but I think people just had a wild imagination and made it into a meme

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her getting stabbed in the back is actually a metaphor for her real profession and Cloud feeling stabbed in the back after he realized she sold her "flower".
    Very clever writing.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if that’s the case why does she just walk away after you buy the flower

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure "professional" women can tell at a glance who is and isn't buying

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Bingo. Keep the flower basket with you for simps and police. Real johns will know what's up.

        cloud willingly enters random rooms in a brothel and just lets things happen as they may. i don’t believe a prostitute would pass someone like that over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure "professional" women can tell at a glance who is and isn't buying

      Bingo. Keep the flower basket with you for simps and police. Real johns will know what's up.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lies spread by Tifagays who actually is a bawd
    Why do you think her bar is called “heaven”

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The flowers are just a front for what she really sells, it's a common ploy, on the books she's selling flowers but in reality she sells the goods.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn’t sell anything. She’s a NEET who lives with her mom and pretends to sell flowers so that she doesn’t have to tell people she’s unemployed when they ask what she does for a living.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would actually be really funny if it were canon and it would make me like FF7 more.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's bankrolled by Shinra, basically a trust fund kiddy LARPing as poor flower girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would assume the exact opposite, selling flowers on the side was pretty much the only thing she could do without being harassed, they pounced on her the moment they had plausible cause to have her arrested for 'working with' AVALANCHE

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the real twist of this game is not that Aerith gets killed but that Cloud is put into a vegetative state

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 gil for a flower is a LOT
    selling 600 flowers to buy an orb that lets you light things on fire?
    or 350 flowers for an assault rifle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on anon, in the real world you can buy an assault rifle for much less than 350 flowers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        350 individual flowers???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the definition of an assault rifle??? Kidding….

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A rifle that fires intermediate rounds (larger than pistol rounds, smaller than "full-sized" rounds like 7.62x51mm) with selective fire (a fire mode in addition to semi-auto, could be full auto or burst)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are some pistols that fire rifle rounds though.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't fire in burst or full auto. Disqualified.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        painted black

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So anything painted black??? What about n…evermind.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa sucked Barret's black dick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread ruined

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she does

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 gil per flower

      She would have to sell 1500 flowers every day just to pay for a room at the inn.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        >she sells them for 1 gil!
        She charges different amounts to different people. Probably doesn't need the money too much anyway, her mom seems to be getting along fine (by slum standards) with that big house.

        cloud got a heavy discount

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It aint easy selling flowers these days, brother. FJB!!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 flower 300 gil
        Reminder Cloud bombed Reactor #1 for 150 gil.

        depends on the conversion rate of Gil to real world currency.
        Recently I bought a bouquet of flowers for about $25 It had about 8-9 roses in it, so roughly $3 for a flower.
        If she's selling single flowers for 1 gil then maybe we can make a rough estimate of 1 gil = $3.
        If she's selling them for 300 gil then that means 100 gil = $1
        This means Cloud either did the bombing run for $450 or $1.50

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This fails to account for JRPG progression inflation. Currency can't convert simply.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every time some yootoober makes a new video /vr/ gets flooded with this shit
    EVERY TIME

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And why wouldn't she just rent out her WHM services? Apparently a lot of dudes in the slums are sick, she could make bank.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over 6 million people died in the reactor bombing
    the game really downplays this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that were true then wouldn't Cloud've immediately hit level 99?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Jesse's bomb, bro. She got all the xp.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Jesse's bomb, bro. She got all the xp.

        that's the kind of metagaming 4th wall shit we need to see more of
        >why did you blow up the city
        >to hit level cap, b***h

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could name 2 dozen manga with that very premise. People who write that crap don't seem to understand that exp is a numerical representation of combat experience, not an actual magical essence you collect from dead bodies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no difference between casting a spell to kill 3 enemies and casting BOMB to kill 3 million

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              casting a spell on your enemies in combat would give you combat experience casting spells on enemies who are actively trying to kill you

              pushing a button gives you experience at pushing a button

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a pre-emptive strike, and bombs are attacks, Cid throws dynamite and has the Highwind bomb enemies. Plus there's shared exp from just sitting on your ass for everyone in the party.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because Cloud goes back to the airship and brags to everyone else about all the monsters they fought so they buy into his lies about him being in SOLDIER. They learn from the theoretical mental training they earn from it. And he can't stop even after he reveals his lie to them because it's such an ingrained habit from a lifetime of self-deception. It all makes sense.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I rememebr being disgusted when Fable came out and it's experience was actually little motes of energy dropped by enemies. It was and is so baffling.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not an actual magical essence you collect from dead bodies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sephiroth: you have failed again, I see
          >also sephiroth: but damn, nice level gains bro, mirin'. meet up at crater in 7 days, bring some hero drinks

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MUH SEXXX!!!!
    kys

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuffie is more likely to be a prostitute than Aerith.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ambiguous and clever because it will be read differently depending on your age. When I played it as a kid I only understood that she was poor, living in a slum police state under the boot of Shinra. She was just trying to scrape a bit of money together by selling more or less worthless flowers. As an adult I understood the ambiguity of 'selling her flower'.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do Pinkus up the butt

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, its not my fault you get your video game lore from doujins.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't enough Aerith prostitution doujins. Hell, there aren't enough Aerith doujins, period.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's holding flowers right here you morons

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing you can say about her is that she’s Zack’s sloppy seconds.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a girl with an entire giant fricking garden and church flowers she tends is only doing it for the sake of a metaphor
    the real questions are how and why are she and her mom living in a house that would be exceedingly nice even in a good neighborhood and how are all the hobos like 5 feet away not infesting/robbing them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the few things that actually does make sense to me because they're literally a protected interest of the government. Those hobos have presumably all seen the Turks in clean cut suits and other G-Men visiting the area. Similar to how even poor peasants in medieval times in Japan wouldn't break into a lord's manor because that meant torture and death, it's probably a similar thing here. Besides, despite the nice house, they don't actually seem to have much of any real money and they are well-liked there. The best they're going to get out of breaking in there and giving themselves a death sentence is basically raping Aerith and her mom and taking some flowers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The best they're going to get out of breaking in there and giving themselves a death sentence is basically raping Aerith and her mom and taking some flowers.
        I want to see that doujin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The best they're going to get out of breaking in there and giving themselves a death sentence is basically raping Aerith and her mom and taking some flowers.
        I’m not hearing a downside.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She literally sells you flowers though.

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