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There are two kinds of new players

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nobody on the bottom.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the cakes with steaming turds and it's correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Replace the top half of the cakes with steaming turds except for Stormblood which is an entire cake.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now have a female girl eat all of them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Play the patch" syndrome is cancer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad you're full by the time you get to cake 3 and it's all the fricking same.
    I felt so duped playing to level 50 back during ARR pre hw and realizing it's less of an mmo and more of a jrpg with private chats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Too bad you're full by the time you get to cake 3 and it's all the fricking same.
      i pity anyone who stopped before the game got good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They made the game worse in my opinion. Removing cross class skills and simplifying jobs like WHM was moronic. I'm not spending 8 to 14 bux a month to hope they fix their shit game.
        I fricked off to OSRS and had way more fun with what's actually an MMO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          happy for you then anon. still a shame you quit before you got to the good part

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Keep in mind I skipped every cutscene and hated the cast of characters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i am not surprised in the slightest

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When are people going to stop pretending HW's main story was good? The journey to the churning mists was horrible and vanilla Thordon is the biggest wet fart of a fight in the game.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing MMOs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then frick off and deepthroat Mario's wiener you moronic NinteBlack person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no he's right, kindy blow your head off where you sit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ew?

    More like EWWWWW

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >me looking at my Steam library

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5 different flavors of cake
    only one flavor u like
    u need to eat the first 4 to eat the one u like
    only americans will be happy with this arrangement

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heavensward was the only decent expansion because they axed the godawful 1.0/2.0 scions besides alphinaud and the cast was actually enjoyable. scenery was varied and interesting, excellent trials and alexander was fun. everything since has ranged from meh (stormblood and endwalker) to okay (shadowbringers)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Except the first few cakes are kinda old. They've dried out and occasionally you'll get that bite that has a little semblance of moist but it's quickly whisked away by the taste of stale.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Posting better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i kneel

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never do all the content in modern MMOs because every expansion makes some prior part of it obsolete. Even if you find yourself a group of friends to run around with, sooner or later you're going to run into some kind of situation where the game expects a larger group of players to engage with, and there will be no interest in that event outside of your group.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel like the dialogue in XIV is overly obtuse? Not even just characters like Urianger who speak in olde English but even normal characters just seem to speak in circles in ways that are really not condusive to telling a story.

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