There should be an option to personally slaughter your own Pokemon that fail to contribute to the team in any meaningful way.
For example, running into the battle field and killing your Meganium would give you at least 5 Mental Herbs for your personal usage. They'd be far more useful than something with a useless ability.
What are some small additions you would add to the Pokemon games to make them better /vp/?
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moron
shut the frick up and contribute to my thread properly you Whimsicott simp
I would add sex to increase the relationship bewteen you and your pokemon, so that it tries to fight harder for your sake and misses less and higher chance for a crit.
Leave Meganium the frick alone you twat.
slicing Lanturn's non-existent neck
>pulls magearna
>loses
he got Black person web
git gud homosexual
Sir, this is a thread for shitting on Meganium.
Meganium is responsible for Satan's unholy existence after all and is why Hitler rose to power.
You weren't gonna do shit with Meganium anyway you lousy ass homosexual
thats not OP (me). Stop jumping to conclusions before defending (see: simping) for your useless and ugly quadruped Grass shit-mon.
Maybe Game Freak shouldn't have made it weak then? Either way I'm going to make a ROM hack that spits on Game Freak (and /vp/'s legion of shitposters) and have Meganium be offensively oriented and not be a support Pokemon. I'll also be making good changes to Tropius and all the fossil Pokemon that will be in it (like replacing their Rock typings and changing their stats/abilities where needed so good riddance to the npc Reddit notion of various Pokemon being unsalvageable).
>ugly
Meganium is not ugly. The only ugly thing about the Pokemon is Game Freak's cucked refusal to actually buff it.
oh wow it's this moron again who couldn't win a random battle when he got a raikou and magearna when his opponent has shitmons like swanna and gurdurr
Why is it on your team if you hate it and it never contributes? Also wtf is with the levels in this battle. It's showdown, you can put any level, why not use all 50 or all 100?
It's Random battles. Only morons play it.
am moronic can confirm
It's random battles, which means Pokemon that are lower tiered are leveled higher, OP got one of the best mons in this gamemode short of a Shell Smash sweeper and still lost.
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Getting webbed means nothing if your team is full of ZU bulkmons that never get one hit KO'd and hit like a truck anyway, see: Probopass, Chesnaught, Flareon
>For example, running into the battle field and killing your Meganium would give you at least 5 Mental Herbs for your personal usage.
This sounds more like the sort of thing PALworld would do.
disembowel shaymin
I would make it so ONLY if you play as the male character you can sim date every female npc and have consensual sex with them or rape.
EVERY female NPC?
even Lillie and Cynthia?
would the game just proceed as normal?
Yes and there could be plot differences depending on who you dated/fugged/impregnated