There were only two submersibles capable of reaching those depths.
One of them used a console gaming controller.
The other is owned by Gabe Newell.
Guess which submersible survived?
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There were only two submersibles capable of reaching those depths. One of them used a console gaming controller.
>Sabotage a submarine so you can use your own sub to come in and save the day
Is this some kind of viral marketing for a new Valve game?
??? I'm almost positive James Cameron has his own sub that can help. There's pics of him literally at the bottom of the Marianas Trench with him in it
It got decommissioned long ago. Turns out the hull was compromised during the rise back up to the surface so it's not going back into the water anytime soon.
>Guess which submersible survived?
I'm guessing the one with the console gaming controller. Any submersible with Gaben in it sure as frick isn't resurfacing.
every time you make a fat gaben joke halflife 3 gets delayed
Know what I like to call Gaben?
A fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
you dont understand the gravity of what you have done
No, but I do understand the gravity of Gaben's huge, planet-sized fat ass
who would win in a fight. gaben or orson welles?
Probably Orson Welles because Gaben is stuffing his fricking fat face with Twinkies as Orson Welles whales on the massive planet-whale Gaben
Good riddance.
Gaben is fat lol
Gaben is fat lol
Gaben is fat lol
Gaben is fat lol
typing lol at the end doesnt make it a joke. all youre doing is stating fats so it doesnt count.
Wtf is a submersible and wtf is titan and why is gabe the only one that owns it?
It's a little floaty dude you put in your drink that sinks after a moment, Titan is a Greek immortal, and Gabe likes a drinkypoo
>submersible
it's like a weaker submarine. Actual submarines are more mobile and can travel independently, while submersibles need a mothership on the surface to dock at.
>wtf is titan
breh where have you been? Titan is a tourist submersible that travels 13,000 feet below the surface for $250,000 so rich people can look at the wreckage of the Titanic. It's been missing since Sunday and the people onboard (including a billionaire) are probably dead although technically they're still searching for them.
>Gabe
because he's a fricking Chad and unlike the Titan his submersible isn't controlled by some cuck controller
Probably uses mouse and keyboard.
Rich guy's sub got MIA at sea with 3 billionares on board, apparently onle Gabe has another sub to use for the rescue
All Gabe Newell would have to do to get a submarine to reach uncharted depths is sit in it.
The missing titan?
Why does he have a submarine?
>submersible captain controls it with this
Do you more or less safe than the Logitech controller?
>they didn't use a steam controller
rip
What is this stupid fricking buillshit being spammed on Ganker about now?
We're getting ready to celebrate the drowning of three semites.
Because the Sub, I shit you not was contolled with a logitech wireless controller
Billionaires paid $250,000 to go on a submarine to see the wreckage of the Titanic. That submarine (named Titan) went missing 2 days ago and lost all communication.
>why Ganker
because pic-related is literally, unironically the steering system for the submarine.
a bunch of rich cishet white males died horrific deaths, and we are celebrating because they deserve it
we are celebrating on Ganker as opposed to other places because they used a cheap, wireless, third party xbox controller to pilot their coffin to the bottom of the ocean
>rich cishet white males
Call 'em what they are: israelites.
sexuality and race are immutable characteristics that define a person
wealth and gender identity are not immutable, but still defining
religion is neither immutable nor defining
therefore, even if we knew their religious beliefs (we don't), it would be irrelevant when discussing their identity
"israeli" encompasses more than just religion. It's also an ethnicity; and *just so happens* to correlate heavily with wealth.
>Jew
>religious beliefs
>Sexuality immutable characteristic
Literally false
Two of them are (were) Pakis.
we are mourning the deaths of the brave and adventurous pakistanis while celebrating the hubris and self-destruction of the cishet white males
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Rich people died.
Because it's at the top of r/Gaming of course, as you should expect since Ganker is literally just a reddit archive now.
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imagine using ultra hand to sink Gabe Newell and the letting go, how high do you think he would bounce?
Gabe will finally do something to save the day, right?
Hello regedit
They are fuming, good job Anon!
is this the new meme that'll be forced until it's accepted
You are in the new forced reddit meme, Black person
where's my check then
Bro, are you missing the submarines spam on all fricking board we are having, right now?
I've seen the hitler stache face for a few days now, this sub shit is new
I like it
behold, the glorious replacement for wojak, I'm bursting with excitement for our new stock reaction image overlord
I like the Smugler
So that's where all the Steam sale money went.
>t. homosexual ass redditor
>There were only two submersibles capable of reaching those depths.
ONE ALWAYS LIES, THE OTHER ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH!
>tiktok keeps talking about how everyone opposed to the federal reserve was on the titanic and died
>keep hearing videos about how it probably didn't go down because of an ice berge
>4th of july coming up and they're creating a new digital currency
>guys investigating the titanic go missing
this all sounds extremely suspicious.
maybe this is some kind of plot to steal submersibles from anyone who has the potential to investigate the titanic
>>4th of july coming up and they're creating a new digital currency
Damn dude that's crazy could you imagine someone doing that? You'd better convert all your money to silver bullion.
Why are you so butthurt?
I be assemblin' a crew to find these landlubbers! Now which one of ye will swab the Steam deck?
>Crew in the Titan are on their last few hours of life, preparing for the end
>suddenly the subs radio crackles to life
>'I hope it was worth the wait' booms over the radio
>I'm in
Wouldn't it be funny if Gabe said "no" and refuse to use his sub for rescue?
It’s on the other side of the world and literally could not be transported there in time to assist with any kind of rescue, and it’s also probably bullshit to begin with since it wasn’t a specially commissioned one-off design.
what is with rich people and owning submarines
To prepare for when the apocalypse happens they can at least sail below the water to wait it out
Wow, waiting out all 3 days?
they have underwater bases with oxygen recycling/ filtering systems like in SOMA.
Gabe's sub could only wait 2 days under water unfortunately
Just take the cyanede pill at this point. It's cheaper.
How will logitech answer for their crimes?
Muskbros....what will be our tony stark response???
Gabe only needs to get inside and it will sink pretty fast.
>Gabe is communicating with the pilot of the rescue sub when they pick up a ping on sonar
>"Mr Newell! I think we've found them!"
>"Excellent. What depth? We'll hopefully have them up soon."
>"Sensors are showing them at a depth of 3000ft -that's well within our capabilities. Preparing to d-"
>"Abort."
>"M-Mr Newell? This may be our only chance to-"
>"I said abort. If anyone asks, we didn't find anything."
>"But why?"
>"There are some lines we do not cross."
>"... Okay, sir. Returning to surface."
>stupid rich people die on boat
>100 years later stupid rich people die in submersible trying to gawk at the sunken boat like tourists
>in 100 years some stupid rich people in pressure-resistant bodysuits will swim down there in minutes just to accidentally turn off their suit or something and die again
Most of the Titanic deceased were crew and steerage passengers, anon. Most of the rich people were rescued.
reminder that the people who died on Titanic were like 80% male because women are too oppressed to drown I guess
You can't really compare people traveling to get from one country to another with people who think it's fun to dive so deep under water that the sun is dead.
Why couldn't they just attach a 13000 feet rope to the submersible seeing how they spend 250k for a trip?
Why the hell he owns that?
You tards keep giving him all your money and he is running out of ideas of what to do with it
>has a massive knife collection, takes up blacksmithing, creates a console just to frick with another company and give them competition, buys a submersible
the perfect blend of neckbeard and tryhard billionaire, it's what would happen if you gave somebody from Ganker infinite money
meanwhile notch installed a wall of candy in his mansion and it all rotted while he browsed twitter miserably
at least Notch was being based while he rotted away on Twitter
>In 2018, Victor Vescovo launched the Five Deeps Expedition, with the objective of visiting the deepest points of all five of the world's oceans, and mapping the vicinity, by the end of September 2019.
>This objective was achieved one month ahead of schedule
No fricking way Gaben owns this
He does, it's called Inkfish Ocean Exploration & Research
Didnt James Cameron had one too?
Also Im sure there has to be military submarines able to go that deep (not like I would bother to send one for those morons)
Isn’t Gabe’s just one submarine of a specific design made by a submersible company? I doubt they made just one.