There's no way this remake wont be shitty

There's no way this remake wont be shitty

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ???
    Isnt SH2 his origin story?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 I'd argue gave us the closest thing but in all cases there isn't really one, he doesn't exist until James shows up to the town and then is gone at the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, specifically the tail about executioners that wear red hoods and the painting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tail
        tale

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Totally forgot about those guys

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even the devs know it's over. I've seen the kind of people who work on these games and they aren't even b team level.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Konami hasn't made a serviceable game in over a decade, they're just a shovelware mill that makes money from gambling.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PS5 exclusive
      no thanks, bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know why but that sentence using as twice pisses me off. They could have written it as "...Silent Hill, hunted by terrifying creatures..."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Repeating words and phrases too frequently is a sign of poor writing, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So a sort of Born From a Wish, but with the gameplay of the last part of Downpour(hopefully without as much QTEs)?
      Eh, i'll take it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s going to play like Homecoming, and it both looks and plays worse than it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enjoying games exclusively on my PlayStation 5 is what gaming is all about

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN HILL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >John why are you so Silent all the time?
      >*Sound of silence starts playing*
      >Black comic relief: homie i swear there was a hole here before, its fricking gone now

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post predictions on how they’ll ruin it
    >angela will explicitly say her father/brother raped her
    >the elevator scene will be “updated for modern audiences”
    >eddie will explain how he got there and say that eating is his comfort food
    >james will be shamed for killing eddy
    >laura will explain how she arrived in silent hill with eddie as the primary possibility

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >angela will explicitly say her father/brother raped her
      The wall veganas were explicit enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >were explicit enough
        anon, they have to appeal to zoomies now, those of us that were ~teen age at the time aren't the target audience anymore. Otherwise there wouldn't even be a remake.
        >"Do millennials really, truly desire all their teen games to be updated in current gen grifx?"
        >"Nay, I retort."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>"Do millennials really, truly desire all their teen games to be updated in current gen grifx?"
          Yes.
          If something has happened in the past 20 or so years, you can pretty easily blame it on Millenials

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I just said I don't want my teen games updated in current gen grahfficks. Hell if anything, update the gameplay. That's what indie devs need to take advantage of; e.g. I hated that game freak only allowed four(4) abilities per Pokemon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're literally updating the gameplay
              They literally had a trailer for it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you need to work on your tautology anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >explicitly
      everything will be fully explained out a la MGS4 style. Nuance and being subtle are too high IQ in current year. One could argue it died when Kubrick died...
      >he died in 1999
      Guess that proves 'The Matrix' (1999) was the last "good' movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Silent Hill
        >subtle
        Lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well...come on, anon. idk, rephrase it please
          >captcha: SW0SH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maria wears more conservative clothes and the flirtatious edge from most of her lines are completely gone so it makes a massive chunk of the game and one of the endings make 0 sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong..
        >Maria is a black woman that twerks whenever there's danger nearby. The more dangerous the enemy, the faster the twerking. She wears loose clothing because she's an empowered woman, but every time james comments on her not wearing anything, she screams about him being a racist sexist, and insists he checks his privilege.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          falseflag post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there will be a hole there, when you check later the message will appear
      >new intro
      >Silent Hill Phenomenon gets referenced/acknowledged in some fashion
      >the nurses will wear more modest clothing or actual hospital scrubs

      >Maria wears more conservative clothes and the flirtatious edge from most of her lines are completely gone so it makes a massive chunk of the game and one of the endings make 0 sense.

      >maria is going to be an exact copy of Mary's model with just different clothes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we already know literally every single cutscene will be ruined and have zero nuance, it's going to try to spell everything out as obviously as possible for braindead brownoid audiences

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MARY WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pyramid head origin story

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's really fricking stupid if it's true.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But they already have an origin story in the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's James' desire to be punished given form in Silent Hill. Which is why it makes 0 sense for him to appear in other media.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for explaining it. It was a rhetorical question, but it's good to know that people understand it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >origin story
    >DUUUHHH he was a cone head
    >DUUUHHH he was a square pyramid head
    >DUUUHHH he was a pentagonal pyramid head
    >DUUUHHH he was a hexagonal pyramid head

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horror is best with mystery. Over explaining is how you make something boring and gay. Nothing needs to be relatable, hes a monster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is also a really good point. You're not supposed to relate to the thing that's trying to kill you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Original game pretty much shows you what he is anyway. Pyramid head is suppose to be James's guilt which is why his model is the same body and physique. James is symbolically running away from himself the entire game. That why I fricking hate the live action movie and Dead by Daylight continuing the trend of making pyramid head this hulking barashit steroid user.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blame Vemon from the 90s animated spider man show. He's probably not responsible but he's a jerk so it's okay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much shows you and overexplains is a key difference. Letting the player figure it out and/or hypothesize about it is interesting. Letting the player overthink is a way of letting something become even scarier in the player's head.

        If you go the route of "this is what it is. period.", then that is all it ever could be. Its boring and direct.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That looks hilarious, they really put that in the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks buff in the original painting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats just not being fat + good lighting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see the DBD version and I immediately think "a woman designed this"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pyramid Head is also James’ Guardian Angel according to Ito. He goes out of his way to kill the other monsters attacking James, which are described as James’ Demons, and doesn’t really go out of his way to attack James unless he attacks first, gets in the way of his walk cycle during that one section, or tests him to see if he’s worthy of facing the truth. SH2 takes heavy inspirations from Jacob’s Ladder, along with Demons and Angels being a matter of perspective. The Demons like the Nurses and Lying Figures are trying to stop James from reaching the truth, while Pyramid Head wants James to face the truth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dat ass!

        I see the DBD version and I immediately think "a woman designed this"

        A fujo probably did design it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always sad no one keeps his antenna/tongue, the fact it's how he "sees" accoring to the closet scene makes highlights that he is not of human origins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and gay
      same-gender loving. FTFY

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a single silent hill game so correct me if I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that silent hill was a magic town that took details from the protagonist's subconscious to manifest them into reality, which would mean that the origin story would be the character itself, right?
    Can americans not understand this or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      americans put Piramyd head in games and media he doesn't belong to because he is iconic as frick and midwits give whatever media features him 2 additional points (in a 1 to 10 scale) solely because he is there
      I'm not exaggerating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      magic town/fantasy/isekai maybe, obviously plays on what maybe is real or what maybe is not. but maybe...(a la Jacob's Ladder), James was in between life and death the whole time?
      But yeah, per the game itself the creatures and what not manifests from the characters via the town which had a history of cults, deep religion, possible witchcraft; all that stuff one could read in any history book. (Salem?) As for origin, the SH team in the 90s earlier 00s probably had some notes on origins but felt it not necessary for the game because they had another narrative in mind but at the same time, "give them just enough."
      >For the longest time, no one knew the meaning of the red squares
      >Perhaps we still don't and Ito was just yanking our chains

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is technically correct, but SHgays systematize this far too much.

      ALL HORROR does this, the monsters arent real some guy made them up, so obviously they reflect people's psychology. This is horror 101 shit.
      I guess SHgays have never read a book, even basic shit like Stephen King, since they clearly aren't aware of this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even basic shit like Stephen King
        Steven King is based as frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Stephen King suffer from some extreme TDS to the point of supporting CNN?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s an insane coke fiend that can’t stop writing about sex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he certainly does https://www.pressherald.com/2022/07/21/stephen-king-admits-to-falling-for-russians-prank-fool-me-once-shame-on-them/

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he's not, he's a cucked leftoid who supports the status quo because it allowed him to gain millions while writing mid tier horror shit. And even if he wasn't, you clearly have not read much stephen king. Read the entire dark tower series and then tell me the ending is legitimately good and based. Then watch the abortive movie "continuation".

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silent Hill live action is Kino with a capital K and I never, ever pretended it's not
    I don't give a flying frick about all of the aspects of the game it gets wrong, which are plenty. I watch it 100% for the fanservice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      +25 JP loves taking Hollywood/American dick points have been added to your account

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “BUES ON MY BUE,” she shrieked at the top of her lungs. The people at the restaurant halted their meals and looked at her with total alarm.

    “BUES ON MY BUE! BUES ON MY BUE!”

    “Madam, I’m going to have to ask you to leave if you don’t calm down,” the waiter said to her impatiently. “This is a family restaurant, and we can’t have you—”

    “BUES ON MY BUE! BUES ON MY BUE!”

    It was going to be an origin story night.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I want it to be different to the original? There should be a reason to play it over the HD PC version.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If by different you mean complete garbage, it’ll certainly be different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's gonna be a Dead Space gfx update with MGS4-style explanations. It's not gonna be a "re-visioning" or a "director's cut" type of thing. Konami, I bet, is looking to consider going back into console gaming for some reason. Don't forget they have Metal Gear Solid(?): Delta on the docket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gameplay is changed. Did you not watch the trailer?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did you not watch the trailer?
          which one? i haven't seen any game play

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The gameplay reveal trailer.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So...instead of including "Born from a Wish" or heck even doing a new original side story featuring one of the other characters going through shit (imagine playing like an alternate scenario of 2 where Eddie kills James), they instead want to do an Origin story for Pyramid Head....who's entire purpose and being is spelt out in detail in the actual game.

    Holy Shit this is going to tie into that "Silent Hill Phenomenon" nonsense from the short message in some fashion. Frick they're probably going to retcon that every Pyramid Head like character from the other games is just Pyramid Head in a different form.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tought Born From a Wish was already included in the remake? I remember reading that here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who's entire purpose and being is spelt out in detail in the actual game
      You haven't played the game lol that doesn't happen at all. All your favourite youtube morons have is ito sperging out on twitter for the past 2 decades, none of that shit is actually in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >none of that shit is actually in the game
        see

        >>"Do millennials really, truly desire all their teen games to be updated in current gen grifx?"
        Yes.
        If something has happened in the past 20 or so years, you can pretty easily blame it on Millenials

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You haven't played the game lol that doesn't happen at all
        Let me quote what james says before the dual pyramid head boss fight towards the end of the game.
        >"I was weak."
        >"That's why I needed you..."
        >"Needed somebody to punish me for my sins..."
        It doesn't get much clearer than that. Pyramid Head existed to punish James. It looks like the way it does because of a painting James saw.

        The game tells you all this, you don't need a youtuber or twittertard to tell you that.

        I tought Born From a Wish was already included in the remake? I remember reading that here.

        It's unclear. I checked before posting, but I couldn't find anything that said that "Born from a Wish" is going to be included

        They want Silent Hill to be another generic universe where you pump hundreds of shit games, a flanderized SH2 is the perfect vessel for that, Silent Hill now is only about cookie cutter therapist town episodes.

        Ascension and The Short Message already proved that. That Silent Hill: F game will no doubt continue this idea and Silent Hill 2 is going to be the vessel to get older fans to be more accepting of this transition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Silent Hill 2 is going to be the vessel to get older fans to be more accepting of this transition.
          Won't accept it, series died after 3. If this is shit then I will fricking do nothing because I'm an insignificant piece of shit that's been getting cucked by this dipshit industry since whatever year MW2 launched

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying 4 isn't great

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the series should've ended with 4, since it was revealed that Walter Sullivan was a backup in case the rituals that used Alessa failed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is this bait are are you the coomer posting the shaving webm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want Silent Hill to be another generic universe where you pump hundreds of shit games, a flanderized SH2 is the perfect vessel for that, Silent Hill now is only about cookie cutter therapist town episodes.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't it be hilarious if the Silent Hill 2 remake really is 90% complete and Konami ends up with canceling it because it's irredeemable rubbish
    as in, landfill fire in summer tiers of bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be funny, but i don't think it'd happen even if SH2R was the worst game ever made and basically unplayable
      They've already spent a lot on marketing it, they'd release it as is then pull out of the gaming industry because they were riding on SH2 to see if it'd be profitable again.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be SHgay
    >play games about suffering
    >suffer IRL
    pottery

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happened with that silent hill live action episodic stuff they put on youtube?
    Last thing I remember from it was the gay orgy the protagonist needed to attend.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is genuine dogshit. They’re charging $70 for this?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >may
    whenever a fake news website has this word in the title you can rest assured that it's 100% fake news

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it’s already confirmed.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, SH2 Pyramid Head's origin story is that James visited Silent Hill museum and saw photos of the executors with oversized burlap bags on their head thus the "punishers" for him were like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The other part about the Red Pyramid is revealed in Silent Hill 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        explain this part.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jimmy Stone is a cultist appearing in the Silent Hill series and a resident of Silent Hill, Maine. A descendant of Reverend Stone, he is a priest and executioner of the town's cult who serves under the angel of rebirth Valtiel. The character is nicknamed the Red Devil because of the triangular red hood worn by the executioners during ritualistic murders. He was first mentioned in a newspaper article in Silent Hill 2, before making his physical debut as a ghost in Silent Hill 4: The Room.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            where does male genital mutilation factor into this?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The inspiration for Pyramid Head's role in the story stemmed from a quote from Jacob's Ladder: "The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you. They're freeing your soul. If you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. It's just a matter of how you look at it, that's all."

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blooper has never made a good game. ever. all they do is rip off other people's ideas poorly. Layers Of Fear is just an even shittier PT stretched out to a full game length with no real game mechanics.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PH origin story

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remember that interesting and mysterious thing? lets explain it!
    I DON'T WANT YOU SHITTY FANFICTION! JUST MAKE THE GRAPHICS BETTER!
    FRICK!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >better graphics
      So you want the soul removed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a problem in fricking everything.
      >something happens
      >somebody explained what happened
      >somebody explains what what happened signifies

      What do you call this brainrot writing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "media literacy". it's the same brainrot that ruined shows like Breaking Bad and Bojack Horseman because "you missed the point by heccin liking them!!!!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a problem in fricking everything.
      >something happens
      >somebody explained what happened
      >somebody explains what what happened signifies

      What do you call this brainrot writing?

      But we DO know tho?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just nuke Poland already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and agreed
      >AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE FRICK IS MY MILOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats a paczki*

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to God, if they "canonize" Homecoming's stupid fricking ending where the protagonist becomes a Pyramid Head, and wave it off as an alternate timeline James haunting this James, in order to legitimize alternate timelines as a reason for the remake existing, they're going to find my dead body after laughing myself to death.

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