There's only 251 Pokemon

No friendly rivals. No legendary godmons. No gay fursuit starters. No UFO and construction worker jobmon cross gen evos. No ice creams and trash bags. No james turner dogshit.

Don't ever fricking forget it zoomzooms

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will never recovery the virility and potency of youth

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything sadder than fricking johbabs? They have all the nostalgia autism of Kanto normies and none of the self awareness of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever since the pro nuzlocker made that Johto rant every single Johtoddler on /vp/ started having a collective mental breakdown. Johtogays used to be one of the most silent groups on this board, but now they're one of the most obnoxious.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Johtogays used to be one of the most silent groups on this board
        when was that??

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen when i was kid good
    gen when i was teenager and went through "pokemon is for kids" phase bad
    these exact things have been said about every gen

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based as frick. God I miss the days when we all agreed that Gen 2 > Gen 3. Too many Hoenn babies around now.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheimi
    ffs
    also NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST GIVE IT PROPER ANIME EYES

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No legendary godmons
    The plot of this movie is literally that catching three birds will throw off the cosmic balance and make the world explode.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not canon.
      Ho-oh and Lugia were basically regional semi-deities to contrast Mewtwo's man-made origins. All of their supposed feats remain legends and hearsay, because GSC understood the point of the franchise is secrets.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't ever fricking forget it zoomzooms
    Damn right. Zoomers will never know how mysterious it was back then. You'd load up GameCheats.com and look for a way behind Bill's house to catch the PokeGods-- the gods of the pokemon world and the strongest pokemon ever.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too long for simpler times, but dwelling on it is unhealthy.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen poo needs to stop trying to lump itself with genwon

    Lugia was literally a Shudo invention for the movie that was later shoehorned into the game. Sugimori admitted they were conditioned by merch and the anime when designing the gen 2 pokemon.
    Izushi said they added all the baby pokemon to appeal to more female players.

    """"Red""""'s ace pokemon is a fricking unevolved pikachu because of pokemon yellow which is directly based on the trashnime

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow thank you for showing me how much better the Johto designs are compared to kanturds. Pokemon really hit its peak in gen 2

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how much better the Johto designs are compared to kanturds. Pokemon really hit its peak in gen 2
        this is a selfown because gen 2 is literally ridden from top to bottom with gen 1 pokemon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lugia was literally a Shudo invention for the movie that was later shoehorned into the game.
      nope
      >Sugimori admitted they were conditioned by merch and the anime when designing the gen 2 pokemon.
      we already know most gen 2 pokemon can trace their concept designs at least as far back as beta designs in 1997. anime had barely gotten going, merch wasnt firing anywhere near all cylinders yet
      >Izushi said they added all the baby pokemon to appeal to more female players.
      the only person who would think this is bad is an incel
      >""""Red""""'s ace pokemon is a fricking unevolved pikachu because of pokemon yellow which is directly based on the trashnime
      have sex

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nope
        Due to the critical success of Mewtwo Strikes Back, Shudo was given a lot of freedom for his next Pokemon project. Though he was not a Pokemon designer, Lugia's design can be attributed to Shudo himself. This also makes Lugia one of the few, if not the only, Pokemon to be designed by someone in the anime writing staff rather than by the Game Freak design team. According to Shudo's translated writings, he saw Lugia as a Pokemon that was both male and female despite having a masculine voice in the movie. He actually noted feelings of regret regarding Lugia's masculine voice, noting that he saw Lugia as a maternal being rather than a paternal one. Apparently, towards the end of his life, Shudo wrote a lot about Lugia, and not all that he wrote was a positive reflection of his time spent working on the iconic legendary.
        Shudo made it known that he turned towards alcohol and drugs while working, especially when it came to creating Lugia and the second Pokemon movie.

        >we already know most gen 2 pokemon can trace their concept designs at least as far back as beta designs in 1997. anime had barely gotten going, merch wasnt firing anywhere near all cylinders yet
        "I see. Most Pokemon in Gold & Silver were of the cute variety, but this time…”
        Sugimori: “Indeed, there were a lot of kiddy designs, and some fans were starting to say Pokemon had become too babyish, so one theme for Ruby & Sapphire was returning to the coolness of monsters.
        “In your previous interview at the time of Gold & Silver (February 2000 issue), you said when you were designing Pokemon, you had to consider merchandising, and that created some constraints.”
        Sugimori: “Rather than constraints, I’d say we were careful about a lot of things. Like we’d say ‘if we don’t make a Pokemon this way, they’ll be difficult to animate in the TV show.’ We didn’t really think about those kinds of things this time, which might be bad for the anime staff and independent artists.”

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >“In your previous interview at the time of Gold & Silver (February 2000 issue), you said when you were designing Pokemon, you had to consider merchandising, and that created some constraints.”
          >Sugimori: “Rather than constraints, I’d say we were careful about a lot of things. Like we’d say ‘if we don’t make a Pokemon this way, they’ll be difficult to animate in the TV show.’ We didn’t really think about those kinds of things this time, which might be bad for the anime staff and independent artists.”
          Not their problem.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pure ignorance if not bait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we already know most gen 2 pokemon can trace their concept designs at least as far back as beta designs in 1997.
        Most designs were either completely changed or were different Pokémon who got replaced. Unlike you I've actually seen the beta designs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Beasts really do mog the Birds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those beautiful color palettes…
      Friendly faces…
      More round shapes…
      Johto really IS comfy, personified…

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pic literally proves /vp/ is just a contrarian b***h, and everyone will always b***h about pokemon going bad. Gen 4 starters are seen great designs, Corviknight is really respected, Garchomp, Mega evolutions were widely popular, contrary to pic in OP. Shows people only look at the past with rose-tinted glasses, while hating the present and future.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    54561708
    The best she/they can offer is "lalalala I can't hear you"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can hear what you're saying fine, but what you're saying is dumb as frick. youre wasting both our time, touch grass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course
      when have johtoddlers ever made actual arguments addressing actual points?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think what many don't realize is that gens after 2 gave Ghost, Fighting and Bug types a lot of viable ringers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GameFreak didn't know how to balance the game in Gen 2
      this is known

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ghost
      Misdrevus was OU and had a genuine niche as a defensive Ghost type. It just never gets the respect of deserves because of Game Freaks boner for Gengar, so NPCs just assume Misdreauus was a shitter.
      >fighting
      True, but its less about early fighting types being all around bad and more to do with later gens giving fighting types actual moves other than Dynamiss Punch
      >bug
      Most gen2 bug type (except for the early game pair and Yamna) has niches ans were good in Gen 2 (even Scizor despite not having moves was still decent, but obviously didn’t become the staple it is today until gen4 )

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I don't know why anon mentioned Bug when Forretress, Scizor, Heracross, and even Shuckle are all far better than the bug types in Gen 1.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it greatly difficult to believe that anyone over the age of 20 is typing out shit like "zoomzooms".

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    151*

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THING I GREW UP WITH = GOOD
    >NEW THING = BAD
    people keep saying zoomers are moronic but millennials are some of the cringiest manchildren moron generations ever, go back watching your shitty harry potter or whatever and stop it

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No legendary godmons
    soulless

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADon and CHADogre shit on all other legendaries
    Cope about it boomers and zoomers, Hoenn won

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kyogre isn't that good of a design
      But Rayquaza is universally hailed as the best box legendary

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I love May, Barry, Cheren, and Bianca.
    Yes I love all of the god mons.
    Yes I love Blaziken and Infernape
    Yes I love Magnezone. rhyperior is dogshit tho
    Yes I love Garbador. vanniluxe is dogshit tho
    Yes I love Trevenant and Golurk from James Chadner.
    Yes I'm 23 and grew up with Gens 3 and 4.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brainlets on the early internet were complaining about something relatively new at the time
    >”muh nostalgic thing was better!”
    >he posts this like it’s proof of something

    Go away.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Johto era was good and it still is. I'm glad it didn't have homosexuals like Hop, Hau and Avery.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    back when johtoddlers were the dominant agegroup on the internet and had nobody to spit the facts back at them

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2401*
    Imagine thinking Luigi isn't a Pokémon

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually there are 382 Pokemon; Hoenn Dex -Natu/Anorith lines.
    You're close though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with Xatu and if you think Anorith and Armaldo is the worst you've got an issue

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/54442692/
        I wont acknowledge them aside from acknowledging that (and why) I wont acknowledge them.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No legendary godmons
    What is Mew?

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