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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like zesty cheese but I bought a bag just because it has doom on it.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wearing a digital watch is a soigay trait, especially with a velcro strap or whatever the frick that material is.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > not sweet chili
    gtfo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soigays love spicy things too, it's a fake tough guy trait to be able to eat spicy food, so of course they do it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???? Whos talking about spicy shit moron?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sweet chili
        >spicy
        ?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Starborn

    How creatively bankrupt do you have to be to do this unironically?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll be the Atomborn in the next Fallout

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Atomborn
        Don't give them ideas

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would someone PLEASE explain why people still wear watches? Why wouldn't you just check the clock on your phone? Why would you spend money(even if it's a $10 Casio) on one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to just look at your wrist at work instead of having to pull out your phone just feels good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've been used for fashion for years now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wearing a Casio screams poorgay and/or moron who can only read digital

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was trendy for a bit in certain communities cause le 90's nostalgia.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes i wear a digital watch with an analogue face, how did you know?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can get away with it. Your beta ass can't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          James Bond wore a Casio

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He can get away with it. You can't.
            Gigachads like bond can wear whatever they want to and still look cool.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like massive projection, zoomie.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're a gigachad, then I totally think it's based for you to wear ridiculous outfits. If you're not, then yeah I'd recommended cooler get ups at the very least.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a wrist watch is ridiculous now
                I'm getting fricking old or these zoomers are just moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                An actual good watch, that doesn't have fricking velcro, nor digital, isn't ridiculous. Shit like Casio for aging hipsters is ridiculous though.

                Nothing more pathetic than seeing a fat guy in public with the waspy glasses, a fallout/some other type of gaming hoodie, and a fricking digital watch.
                >Oopsie, gotta go home now. My wife's boyfriend is going to be worried sick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like more projection, zoom. Lay off the soi once in a while.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What time does your ninja turtles digital watch say, gay?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're still projecting. What kind of raging homosexual are you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So not only are you a 300lbs tubby that wears a ninja turtles watch, but you also collect funko pops?
                Wow you sound like a massive fricking loser, bro. No offense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because their dads wore them and they have daddy issues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's legitimately faster and easier to check the time by rotating your wrist compared to sticking your hand in your pocket, pulling the phone out, and unlocking it if you don't have an always on display

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't like pulling out my phone in public transportation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What level of OCD is this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The zoomiest of zoomer posts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the people that have never been near vegana, women are so fricking stupid if you go around quick checking your phone they will think you are trying to hide something like messages from other girl, and yes this is basically universal, so better have a wrist watch than dealing with no pussy for the night

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern girls pass their zoomer boyfriends around anyways

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow I take it it you're a fat guy who wears fallout hoodies with a digital watch to boot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would never use a digital watch, it goes against the entire principle of watches which is being reliable, you have to charge them, update them and replace them when they get old and slow, they re purely a product of corporate greed and blind consumerism

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're describing a smart watch, which are gay af.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me personally fashion purposes, only time I ever wear mine is whenever I go out & have to look presentable. Treat it the same way you would israeliteelry.

      Though thanks for reminding me I need to get my watch fixed & should get a new one soon. Any recommendations anons?

      I was interest in something similar to pic related, but you know not only available in Europe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using a wristwatch is better if you don't wanna get robbed
      >t. 3rd worlder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My watch can shoot laser and tranquilizer dart

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because walking around with my Dad’s Daytona makes redditors like you seethe

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are doritos so fricking expensive now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know why.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing those chips are good for is taco salad.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$4 for a bag of chips
    Jesus

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love how crass this is

    there is zero pretense that shartbound is anything more than a disposable product for morons to enjoy until the next thing comes out

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's the Flamin' Hot Nacho (Sea of Thieves Edition)

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbecue and sweet chili are good. Nacho cheese is pretty gross.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This b***h has never tried kettle cooked Jalapeño chips.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought this until i tasted sour cream and cheese chips

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Salt & Vinegar is better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My homie!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah I agree. Now enjoy your ban you mass replying mongoloid

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    did you try lemon and lime niknaks?
    didnt think so

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ Doritos are the best ones. BBQ is always either the best or the worst chip flavor depending on the brand. And the BBQ Doritos are the best period.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf doritos got rollback before dragon ball fighterz

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking homosexual npc opinion. Spicy=best everything. The best doritos besides the og black bag salsa, are sweet chili... Also cheder jalepeno.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet chili are good but not spicy at all thought?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're still a chili flavor. I'm not really meaning has to be one chip challenge tier hot to be good, just the flavors based off of spicy things. The fiery ones, the tapatio, flaming hot, etc.
        Sour cream and onion is just so fricking plain and boring.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're still a chili flavor. I'm not really meaning has to be one chip challenge tier hot to be good, just the flavors based off of spicy things. The fiery ones, the tapatio, flaming hot, etc.
      Sour cream and onion is just so fricking plain and boring.

      Tastebud issue, not his problem that your legitimately underdeveloped tongue won't let you enjoy the subtleties of onion and sour cream. You don't have to compensate for your lack of a personality by giving yourself GERD from spicy shit.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But... there is one they fear.
    In their tongue, he's 'Novakin'
    >STARBORN

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the jacked ranch dipped hot wings doritos.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My stomach gets destroyed if I eat doritos. Don't know how you guys do it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you get heart burn? prob just a weak stomach. I get hellish diarrhea if I eat steak or lobster.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember importing Titanfall 2 pre-launch cool ranch Doritos from America to get the cool exclusive execution and Ion livery.
    It was my first time tasting "cool ranch". I now associate the flavour with Titanfall as a result.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you like them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It felt rough on the tongue and tasted like sour mayonnaise
        I liked it

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have Starfield branding on Rockstar energy drinks too as did Halo Infinite. I think COD pretty much has Mtn Dew now?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you white?

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