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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only if they have sex with me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude named thanatos
    a bit too far & on the nose imo. Also why do all the black charaters like food that is also the color black/brown lmao

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me Lune and Imera, and the rest get a bullet. I can be convinced into using fire tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bigot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cupio
    >aroace
    Fakemons can't be sexualities.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual
    >lightskin who listens to metal and is obsessed with sneakers
    Well, they got one thing right.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Likes:..Carmel apple pie
    >Hates: ...anything caramel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who self describe as nonbinary as naturally contrarian morons.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of them like sugary disgusting foods
    >all of them are homosexuals
    >all of them hate loud sounds
    >most of them hate hot weather and/or sunlight
    Let me guess. The creator is autistic, obese, queer and nonbinary but pretends they look like an anime girl, and doesn't leave their NYC apartment that daddy's money got them and just doordashes fast food and whatever their local bakery is all day. How stunning and brave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The characters were actually made by a large team of people.
      Game is called Pokemon Divulgence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As if multiple people couldn't be fat autistic tumblr 'queens' with hairy legs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        judging by the player character options i'm going to assume that it's a shitty rebornlike which will come with all the bad gameplay and story tropes associated with the "genre"
        I surely can't wait for poorly designed custom field cancer, mon availability being fricked six ways to sunday so you can't get anything good before the fights where they'd be really useful, and underpowered mons being shoved arbitrarily late for the most bizarre reasons possible
        oh and walls of text
        lots of them
        and let me guess there's going to be some kind of wienerblocking if there's an actually cute/attractive female rival because god fricking forbid straight males get to enjoy anything
        and just to top things off I can reasonably guess that there's gonna be pointless edgy shit, and characters suddenly becoming morons during cutscenes just to make things even more inconvenient for everyone involved
        hmmm what else did I leave out from the reborn clone starterpack
        oh there might be regional forms/evolutions but they're probably going to be shit, ugly, or unreasonably hard/annoying to acquire
        and I can also bet that there will be puzzles that rely on trial and error or trying to get you to look up a walkthrough

        It's all bisexuality or homosexuality.
        Don't put sprinkles on it.

        I had to google what the frick Cupiosexual is.
        Someone who wants to frick, but doesn't want to frick?

        leave it to wherever the frick this abomination came from to re-invent the wheel so many fricking times that it stops resembling a wheel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every movie, novel, song, game is designed for straight people
          >you: this is fine
          >a few games come out which don't pander to you
          >you: NOOOO I'M GETTING GENOCIDED

        • 2 weeks ago
          BIGFriv

          Yeah it'll be a reborn-like, some tropes and stuff.
          Mostly because I find them fun.

          It'll have fields, but only 12 gyms.
          I'm trying to not have all the good mons too later, and if some underpowered mons appear later on I'll try to buff them with moves or abilities or items.

          I hope to god the cutscenes aren't too long, I hate eventing and I'm not the greatest at dialogue. Just hold X if needed tbh.

          > I can reasonably guess that there's gonna be pointless edgy shit,
          Yeah, I like edgy, I already consume enough happy media and lifes going pretty happy in general. Its nice to see edgy shit in video games, it amuses me.

          >and I can also bet that there will be puzzles that rely on trial and error or trying to get you to look up a walkthrough
          I'm not very creative with puzzles, so don't worry about it, unless someone in the future decides to make puzzles for me.

          >oh there might be regional forms/evolutions but they're probably going to be shit, ugly, or unreasonably hard/annoying to acquire
          Yeah there will be regionals. Shit hopefully not, ugly I can't answer that because subjective.
          Hard/Annoying, no, they will all be just wild encounters like in any other normal Pokémon game. I guess unless I decide to make a regional of a Pseudo I would need to make it a static encounter.

          All in all yeah, its mostly me just putting things I enjoy together.
          Game will only have three difficulties; Normal, Hard; Extreme.
          And Extreme is probably not gonna be that hard either, I never play on it because I'm bad at it, I stay on Hard cause it feels more doable for my skill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me, I haven't done my barbell work today

      An asexual that wants sex.

      Not all asexuals are sex repulsed, I guess cupiosexual is someone who doesn't mind sex itself but lacks sexual attraction towards a specific person as a force that actually draws them to sex.

      So a dumbarse 13 year old that's making their first steps towards being an independent person living outside of their parents' influence and guidance. Got it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The black girl is ironically the least cringe of them

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dislikes large bug pokemon
    I don't know what aroace is but it sounds like a large bug pokemon.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cupiosexual
    The frick is that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An asexual that wants sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ??????

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not all asexuals are sex repulsed, I guess cupiosexual is someone who doesn't mind sex itself but lacks sexual attraction towards a specific person as a force that actually draws them to sex.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s just being a porn addict

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I guess cupiosexual is someone who doesn't mind sex itself but lacks sexual attraction towards a specific person as a force
            That describes 99% of people who aren't in a relationship, it doesn't make you "asexual" and it doesn't justify making a new label

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So, a regular straight/gay/bi who is too QUIRKY AND SPECIAL for these boring old categories, got it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An incel?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thanatos was destroyed so hard by Breloom that it got reincarnated into a trainer

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexuality should be absolutely irrelevant in a Pokemon game player character and I don't understand the obsession fandom communities have developed with this aspect in general.

    The designs themselves look nice, but personally I'm tired of the fact that the pale skin white quota is almost always blond or a redhead.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is some decent spritework going in there, shame the character designs themselves aren't that appealing.
    I can guess this game story will be drawn out and unskippable, also.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Divulgence

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if I got paid?
    Voluntarily subjecting myself to something like this sounds fricking awful.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all bisexuality or homosexuality.
    Don't put sprinkles on it.

    I had to google what the frick Cupiosexual is.
    Someone who wants to frick, but doesn't want to frick?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since when is aerial ace a fricking sexuality

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute
    since this is obviously going to be a rebornlike (which means you're not going to get to have anything nice) you're highly likely to not be allowed to romance anyone in the first place, so why bother giving the player character a pre-defined sexuality if it literally won't matter in the first place

    also why even give each player character option specific pre-written personalities in a genre where everyone will just self-insert their own personality into the main character
    let the player character's personality and interests be decided by their ingame actions
    and for the love of god don't have it be the other way around
    because surely everyone loves it when they try to do something and
    >whoops! you can't do that because your character wouldn't do that because it goes against their arbitrarily written personality that's otherwise not even hinted at ingame or in the folder that came with the game.
    >no, you're not allowed to do it anyways, because science forbid people want to give their player character their own personality instead of what our totally mentally sane writers think is a reasonable and relatable personality
    >oh my science, what are you doing? stop writing that complaint the player characters are well written you fricking chud butthole!!!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather play as Grim Darkwood than these homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because one of his Pokémon is called Thanatos, and the black homosexual is called Thanatos as well.
      I want to see that fight.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is getting out of hand
    even for Pokemon this shit is lame

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >non-binary
    >cupiosexual
    >pansexual
    >aroace
    Oh boy i do wonder what the replies will be!! It will be so exicting!!!!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nonbinary
    Holy fricking shit just frick off Jesus goddamn I am sick of you fricking troglodytes existing and breathing my air

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then go kill them you pussy ass b***h
      Get your fricking ar-15 freedom gun and gun them down you pussy c**t

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I'm not a spook, you're just a coward!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ITS THE CIA FEDS!!!!
          Words spoken from a pussy coward kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if only you were a woman
            How often do these words haunt you to have such a knee-jerk reaction to being called a fed, lmao
            Troons are literally rejects from not just those of the opposite sex, but of the same sex as well.
            You literally cannot be more hopelessly desperate than a troon who hasn't 46'd himself yet.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And the 54% who are just living normal, happy lives make you seethe. Based
              Unless of course you want to do something about it. But you won't. Cuckservatives never do, after all...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ITS THE CIA FEDS!!!!
        Words spoken from a pussy coward kek

        And the 54% who are just living normal, happy lives make you seethe. Based
        Unless of course you want to do something about it. But you won't. Cuckservatives never do, after all...

        >Unironically trying to egg someone into murder as an "own" when these kinds of killings do happen

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should raid the fan game's discord, /vp/

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't playing as a troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL play as the girly-looking boy and you WILL like it.

      Not playing as a female-looking character would be awfully antisemitic of you, anon.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get the sharty to raid these trannies lgbtfrick?
    They really hate these stuff

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST A LINK TO THE FRICKING DISCORD GO GO GO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here
      cordgg/t5xgFe8SPV

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf this game has been in development for 4 years and this is what they came up with?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normal

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bang the black girl and the tomboy, but I have questions.
    One is why do they contradict themselves? Example:
    >Lune: likes chocolate croissants, but dislikes anything sweet
    Choco croissants are the sweetest shit! Really sweet. Another one.
    >Nytch: likes caramel apple pie, but dislikes anything caramel
    You are literally eating an apple pie with a caramel topping, motherfricker.

    The second question (or more like nitpick), is that I feel these guys should have mental disabilities in their bios. I feel they aren't right in the head, and I don't mean it due to the sex words.
    >Lune: autism
    Likes quiet and cold, but doesn't like warm and loud. Autistic people like things that are very static, and soft for both ears and eyes. Show her yellow, she will scream for sure

    >Nytch: OCD
    Doesn't like filthness, doesn't like being interrupted. IT (yes, I will use IT, suck it alphabet wackos) doesn't like disorder, so it must keep a very organized lifestyle. To it's own detriment.

    >Imera: ADD
    She doesn't look the type of person who can stay in one place for one moment. She HAS to do something, even if it's dumb or a waste of time. Give her a spinner or a rubik's cube, that should keep her in place (for like the next 5 minutes)

    >Soleil: a pussy
    This is less of a mind sickness, and more of a body weakness. I get males can be soft, but c'mon dude. You are a trainer, you will encounter caves, you will fight Joe's anus bugs, you will eat a bitter orange. He needs to man up. And speaking of maning up

    >Vie: personality disorder
    This will 41% itself. That's the only 100% it will have in it's life.

    >Thanatos: bipolar personality
    Is like this guy TRIES to be tough, but he always comes up short. This won't make anything good for his mental health. Maybe he tries to be a man due to his family? I have no idea.

    • 2 weeks ago
      BIGFriv

      Can't believe I'm actually on this thread lmao.

      But yeah Nycht and Lune being contradicting is part of it, its just one of those weird "I dislike all of this, except for this one singular type of thing made of the same kind"

      Like, loving fries but hating other potato-based stuff.

      Also in general, none of those character Bios will actively matter in gameplay much.
      You'll get one off comments when interacting with some stuff.
      But it was mostly fun details that I had been asked about previously and I let the artists decide on what they wanted their characters to act like.
      All I did was decide the color scheme.

      I didn't know what Cupiosexual was either. Doesn't bother me at all so I was fine with it.

      Youll get to select any gender [Male, Female, NB] and any character. So you'll still play as whatever you want. None of these details matter, its just cute fluff.
      I like considering what the 'canon' would be, but gameplay wise, irrelevant.

      >all of them like sugary disgusting foods
      >all of them are homosexuals
      >all of them hate loud sounds
      >most of them hate hot weather and/or sunlight
      Let me guess. The creator is autistic, obese, queer and nonbinary but pretends they look like an anime girl, and doesn't leave their NYC apartment that daddy's money got them and just doordashes fast food and whatever their local bakery is all day. How stunning and brave.

      >The creator is autistic, obese, queer and nonbinary but pretends they look like an anime girl, and doesn't leave their NYC appartement that daddy's money got them and just doordashes fast food and whatever their local bakery is all day. How stunning and brave.

      Sadly I'm none of these. I guess I'm technically queer, being gay and all. Everything else nah. Do wish I had rich parents to pay for appartement tho.

      there’s not a single heterosexual character. what is with fandoms and being repulsed with traditional relationships.
      its a pokemon fangame so shit like that shouldnt even be a feature, but it’s so funny how the unconventional sexes loop back to alienating the most common sexuality.

      >there’s not a single heterosexual character.
      None of them being straight was... not intentional. I only noticed it later. Doesn't really matter. One of the rivals is straight and all, so you'll get some heterosexuality shit in there at one point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Don't let these trolls get you down and cook some great shit bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not autistic
        GTFO of Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it'll be a reborn-like, some tropes and stuff.
        Mostly because I find them fun.

        It'll have fields, but only 12 gyms.
        I'm trying to not have all the good mons too later, and if some underpowered mons appear later on I'll try to buff them with moves or abilities or items.

        I hope to god the cutscenes aren't too long, I hate eventing and I'm not the greatest at dialogue. Just hold X if needed tbh.

        > I can reasonably guess that there's gonna be pointless edgy shit,
        Yeah, I like edgy, I already consume enough happy media and lifes going pretty happy in general. Its nice to see edgy shit in video games, it amuses me.

        >and I can also bet that there will be puzzles that rely on trial and error or trying to get you to look up a walkthrough
        I'm not very creative with puzzles, so don't worry about it, unless someone in the future decides to make puzzles for me.

        >oh there might be regional forms/evolutions but they're probably going to be shit, ugly, or unreasonably hard/annoying to acquire
        Yeah there will be regionals. Shit hopefully not, ugly I can't answer that because subjective.
        Hard/Annoying, no, they will all be just wild encounters like in any other normal Pokémon game. I guess unless I decide to make a regional of a Pseudo I would need to make it a static encounter.

        All in all yeah, its mostly me just putting things I enjoy together.
        Game will only have three difficulties; Normal, Hard; Extreme.
        And Extreme is probably not gonna be that hard either, I never play on it because I'm bad at it, I stay on Hard cause it feels more doable for my skill.

        Wow, an answer. Well, yeah, I pointed out those inconsistencies because it called my attention. Also, I get the idea, but don't go full LGBTABC123+ because it will block the edge. And edgekino is hard to come by.
        Or at the very least, aim for cringekino. Is not good, but is fun to piss on.

        Also, welcome to Ganker
        You are already dead, this is Hell. Your complementary Soda Pop and 10 years old pokégirl is next to the locked door. Have "fun".

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And yet white men have the highest suicide rate across demographics. It seems to me that trannies are happier and better adjusted than you.
    Unless you're admitting you're not white?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... are we getting a link, or is this another "in the works" project?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna come out at around the same time as Pokemon Sage
      if it's finished in the first place

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had to double check i thought this was /misc/shit for a second

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there’s not a single heterosexual character. what is with fandoms and being repulsed with traditional relationships.
    its a pokemon fangame so shit like that shouldnt even be a feature, but it’s so funny how the unconventional sexes loop back to alienating the most common sexuality.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Lenoor

    No info beside character quirks and I'd wager it's just someone daydreaming because the only thing that would makr it relevant is that the story and character are motivated by those traits.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    allfields

    >gender
    >sexuality
    no, frick off with this homosexual shit.

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