>le I don't like it so you can't like it
What an insufferable moron, insisting people can't have fun playing a game X times because well you just can't okay
I fricking hate eternal but holy frick this guy just needs to git gud
>skip to a random point in the video >"having fun [in doom eternal] means youre addicted [to video games]"
genuine mental illness, the touch grass syndrome is terminal
>first 5 seconds of video >I'm never going to change my mind, its just my natural emotional response
Into the trash it goes, female minded """"men"""" should just be forced to transition into women.
[...]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT JUMP 100 FEET INTO THE AIR AND TELEPORT BEHIND ENEMIES FOR 3 SECOND ANIMATION KILLS
nudoom lore feels like id trying to cover up the fact that they based the games off memes and doom fans seething over master chief
you have Ganker and screwattack to thank for
the doom comic and brutal doom were not enough
>fanbase drools about how EPIC and BADASS the doomguy is >devs decide to join in on the fun >suddenly its bad
>i need an impactful sentence to show how based classic doom games are compared to the zoomercore trash that is nudoom >oh i know, i will quote a fricking halo game >halo reach
nudoom lore feels like id trying to cover up the fact that they based the games off memes and doom fans seething over master chief
you have Ganker and screwattack to thank for
the doom comic and brutal doom were not enough
Doom 3 is not that bad
Stop parroting opinions just because they're from "the old guard" when Doom boomers should have better shit to learn from, even if most of them were FYAD posters
>Doom 3 is not that bad
No, but it's still pretty mediocre, especially given that HL2 and (imo) Far Cry released the same year and FEAR was released just a year later.
Its literally that bad, you walk around and shoot like one jobber demon at a time over and over again. Game is shit and always was, same with Doom 1/2 though. Nudoom is the only good doom.
Old doom is at best a shitty first person bullet hell game, which the second you play a real bullet hell game will make you realize why first person is shit for anything besides aiming, which old doom aims for you anyways defeating the purpose of first person. Doom 3 is just flat out shit, there is nothing good about that game and it deserves every insult it gets.
You can't mod a shit game into a good one, Fallout already proved that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doom is much more moddable than Fallout and the Elder Scrolls combined, you had Total conversions like Simpsons Doom, Silly Wars, Sirens Doom and Hellraiser Doom. As well as countless user made levels and megawads. The best thing is you could combine a Total Conversion and play those wads in the style of the TCs. The source code was released so you had so many source ports like Zdoom, Gzdoom, SkullTag etc. Plus you also had whole new monsters from countless games being added. Fallout and Elder Scrolls wish they could have that level of modablity, Zoomer Doom has no mods at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doom always plays like doom, even brand new gzdoom games still play like doom. Over 2 decades to mod it into a good game old man, yet its still never happened.
2 years ago
Anonymous
At least you could mod and people still have been modding it for almost 30 years. NU-Doom will never be moddable and will never produce the level of creativity that old Doom did.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've already learned that if modders had any talent worth caring about they would just make actual games instead. Modders had 20 years to produce their own Eternal and yet never did, meanwhile id broken open the flood gates with 2016 and then revolutionized fps design 4 years later. Now modders do as they always did, copy from actual devs and then screech about "creativity" despite being nothing but copycats who lack talent.
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy shit what kind of israelite brainwashing is this. i feel so sorry for you little zoom. they really did a number on you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession.
2 years ago
Anonymous
doom wads are more creative and interesting than any doom knock offs that have recently been released or are in development
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Modders had 20 years to produce their own Eternal and yet never did
They already did and it’s called Brutal Doom it came out six years before Zoomer Doom and Zoomer Doom basically ripped it off
2 years ago
Anonymous
Brutal doom plays literally nothing like Eternal, if you mean aesthetics with over the top gore/glory kills then those are stolen from GoW and Ninja Gaiden.
doom wads are more creative and interesting than any doom knock offs that have recently been released or are in development
Doom wads are a bunch of level packs that hardly change anything about the game at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ackshually, Morrowind had its source code ""released"", so it's on the same level of modability as Doom (minus the ease of modding a simpler game and the decades of comunity tools and documentation)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Morrowind had its source code ""released"", so it's on the same level of modability as Doom
You Don't Know What The Frick You Are Talking About
>tagline of the game is "rip and tear until it's done" >it's still mostly just shooting
When is someone making a game where you just cut and tear through hordes of demons in first person? I expect a proper gorefest with a moto like that.
Thanks for the rec, anon, but I was thinking something more meaty and gory, like the glory kills in eternal (less cinematic) and against constant waves of enemies.
You can’t mod the nu-doom, there is no source code release for nu-doom, there is no total conversions like Simpsons Doom for nu-doom and you can’t even make your own levels for nu-doom with something like Doom Builder. Why would anybody want this? It betrays the very sprit of Doom.
2016/eternal having less enemies on screen than ultimate doom/2 is just an objective fact
Nudoom fanboys never reply to posts bringing up how their soulless games are nothing but a gigantic meme made by people with zero knowledge or respect from the originals.
Doom2016 and Eternal were made by people that saw all of the shitposting about the doom comic and thought "Wow haha that's what people want! Edgy ultraviolence! Wooooah isn't it cool if...like...the demons are afraid of you and not the other way around because you're such a badass!"
It's so transparently pandering, and any reply you make to my post will only prove me right.
here we have an npc extreme in the other direction, how tiresome
Nudoom fanboys never reply to posts bringing up how their soulless games are nothing but a gigantic meme made by people with zero knowledge or respect from the originals.
Doom2016 and Eternal were made by people that saw all of the shitposting about the doom comic and thought "Wow haha that's what people want! Edgy ultraviolence! Wooooah isn't it cool if...like...the demons are afraid of you and not the other way around because you're such a badass!"
It's so transparently pandering, and any reply you make to my post will only prove me right.
Except nudoom is where they started introducing weird bullshit lore about doomguy being an ancient advanced alien locked up in hell. (Epic dude fr*cking epic...sheeeeeeesh!)
2016/eternal having less enemies on screen than ultimate doom/2 is just an objective fact
[...]
here we have an npc extreme in the other direction, how tiresome
I love it when tryhard homosexuals and underages try to make a distinction between old and new doom, when they've yet to release a bad game in that franchise. Even Doom 3 was a great game. That's a better track record than any other long running FPS series out there.
Old Doom and 3 were cool in a non cringy or try hard way. Eternal is just babies marvel tier fantasy and WH40k inspired underage incel cringe. There is no saving for Doom's theme.
imagine not liking any doom
imagine not playing doom eternal on ultra nightmare
imagine not being good at video games
then you can understand why some n00blets do not like any doom
There is one thing I didnt get about the new doom games. In the lore the Demons literally ran from you but in game a lonly imp will hunt and fight you. I know lore isnt important in Doom games but that seemed like a big plot hole.
I wish they had used Quake's name instead of Doom, quake boomers like going fast, swapping fast, and aiming good. At least a whole new ip would have been good too.
Doom boomers are more interested in lore, how many useless jobbers you can fit on the screen at once, collecting blue/red/yellow dildos, and how many times the map will spawn hitscanners after you press a switch.
>quake boomers like going fast, swapping fast
Zoom isn't fast, and at no point has Quake weapon switching been about optimizing a dps rotation like it's a fricking mmo.
>Meat hook, ballista boosting, monkey bars, jump pads, etc >not fast
At least twice as fast as old doom, and unless you are a speedrunner then its faster than quake in practice as well. >muh mmo
You can use lock on rockets, chain gun, destroyer blade, etc if you don't like dps swapping. Either way you are swapping a lot to use the best tools for the job, which doom doesn't do since all you do in that game is just hold down m1 ssg, or in slaughter wads hold down m1 rockets/bfg depending on your ammo count.
Alright homosexuals, listen here. I know everyone complains about doom 3's weakness but what about doom 3's strengths? Like pic related, the ambience, and aesthetics
>chainsaws for magic ammo >shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills >moronic door opening cutscene plays >"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™ >"Come on, Vega™" >follows Skyrim™ compass >Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way >Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear >cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action >chainsaws for magic ammo >"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face* >chainsaws for magic ammo >switches weapons 75 times >dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn >chainsaws for magic ammo >swings on monkey bars >performs impse >250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious >Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this >"Come on, Vega™" >Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene >"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!" >Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on >DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED
>previously on Zoom Eternal... >WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS >"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™" >Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man >"come on Hugo I mean Intern" >pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer >does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over >pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times >silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is >"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels" >enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon >more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music >"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee" >activate EPIC iron man helmet closing >"even a SLAYA could use some help" >epic Dr Strange portals open >"DOOMvengers assemble" >level remains silent because shit music >BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT >"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA" >"no u"
Good morning sir
Pajeets never shill the newest games, only the game they grew up with as zoomers or can afford (Fallout 3, Doom 3,...)
>Pajeets never shill the newest games
you don't even know what shill
I love DE so much
>GigaBased: the post
>SoitheticGay
filtered
>le I don't like it so you can't like it
What an insufferable moron, insisting people can't have fun playing a game X times because well you just can't okay
I fricking hate eternal but holy frick this guy just needs to git gud
>What an insufferable moron, insisting people can't have fun playing a game
Gankerthread
im not watching anyone who puts frogs and wojaks in their thumbnails
>skip to a random point in the video
>"having fun [in doom eternal] means youre addicted [to video games]"
genuine mental illness, the touch grass syndrome is terminal
>wojaks
>pepe
>ryan gosling
This your average Ganker essayist? Not watching your shit, nig
>first 5 seconds of video
>I'm never going to change my mind, its just my natural emotional response
Into the trash it goes, female minded """"men"""" should just be forced to transition into women.
>mfw DOOM64 enjoyers
the picture on the down right have better graphics and art direction, the upper right seems like any modern triple A game.
doom 2016 was fun, zoom eternal was fricking gay and cringe and you're a homosexual
>filtered
games not hard li'l zoom, its just for gay spergs that think jumping all over the place is somehow good gameplay
>filtered
>fanbase drools about how EPIC and BADASS the doomguy is
>devs decide to join in on the fun
>suddenly its bad
That's because devs suck the soul out of memes they get their hands on
Cope Black person
all doom games are good games.
>Doom 3 exists
Yeah nah
>Pretend
>With the game sales and reviews
Dilate sister
>product is good because it sold well!
we know you're moronic already zoomie, no need to double down
>Yeah nah
you're a gay.
Nu-Doom definitely had me trying to just survive far more often than classic Doom. Classic Doom is MUCH easier
>zoom zooms still trying to push eternal as anything but an abomination
sad!
>i need an impactful sentence to show how based classic doom games are compared to the zoomercore trash that is nudoom
>oh i know, i will quote a fricking halo game
>halo reach
it's from watchmen moron
My bad, I didn't know "objective : survive" was from Watchmen.
I was talking about the unaltered image in the OP, both of you are fggots.
The movie or the comic?
Fricking idiot lmao
>Doom 3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT JUMP 100 FEET INTO THE AIR AND TELEPORT BEHIND ENEMIES FOR 3 SECOND ANIMATION KILLS
Is this the boomer shooter thread?
Is Postal: Brain Damaged any good?
it's kinda short but I liked it
the mechanics are pretty cool
also the final boss was fun
Doom good
II good
2016 good
Eternal good
frick 3
simple as
Custom Wad Doom 2
>
>
>
Doom 1 >
Doom 2 >
Doom 2016/Eternal >
Doom 3 expansion >
Doom 3
In that order
Sounds about right, but what wads do you have in mind?
Sunlust, Eviternity, Valiant, Back to Saturn X, and Going Down are some of my favourites but there's plenty.
What are some high quality Doom or Quake mods like Ashes, especially if they got a standalone release?
Check out a guy called Icaruslives on youtube, he does shitloads of them.
I can personally recommend Blade of Agony, it's the breasts.
Thanks
Metadoom is still epic
nudoom lore feels like id trying to cover up the fact that they based the games off memes and doom fans seething over master chief
you have Ganker and screwattack to thank for
the doom comic and brutal doom were not enough
Doom 3 is not that bad
Stop parroting opinions just because they're from "the old guard" when Doom boomers should have better shit to learn from, even if most of them were FYAD posters
It's fricking boring
It could have been worse and the modding autism for the OGs was still there
>Doom 3 is not that bad
No, but it's still pretty mediocre, especially given that HL2 and (imo) Far Cry released the same year and FEAR was released just a year later.
It's not bad it's just not very good.
Its literally that bad, you walk around and shoot like one jobber demon at a time over and over again. Game is shit and always was, same with Doom 1/2 though. Nudoom is the only good doom.
Nudoom is the videogame equivalent of jingling keys in front of the player's face and you fell for it.
Old doom is at best a shitty first person bullet hell game, which the second you play a real bullet hell game will make you realize why first person is shit for anything besides aiming, which old doom aims for you anyways defeating the purpose of first person. Doom 3 is just flat out shit, there is nothing good about that game and it deserves every insult it gets.
You can mod old Doom and Doom 3, you can't mod zoomer Doom
You can't mod a shit game into a good one, Fallout already proved that.
Doom is much more moddable than Fallout and the Elder Scrolls combined, you had Total conversions like Simpsons Doom, Silly Wars, Sirens Doom and Hellraiser Doom. As well as countless user made levels and megawads. The best thing is you could combine a Total Conversion and play those wads in the style of the TCs. The source code was released so you had so many source ports like Zdoom, Gzdoom, SkullTag etc. Plus you also had whole new monsters from countless games being added. Fallout and Elder Scrolls wish they could have that level of modablity, Zoomer Doom has no mods at all.
Doom always plays like doom, even brand new gzdoom games still play like doom. Over 2 decades to mod it into a good game old man, yet its still never happened.
At least you could mod and people still have been modding it for almost 30 years. NU-Doom will never be moddable and will never produce the level of creativity that old Doom did.
I've already learned that if modders had any talent worth caring about they would just make actual games instead. Modders had 20 years to produce their own Eternal and yet never did, meanwhile id broken open the flood gates with 2016 and then revolutionized fps design 4 years later. Now modders do as they always did, copy from actual devs and then screech about "creativity" despite being nothing but copycats who lack talent.
holy shit what kind of israelite brainwashing is this. i feel so sorry for you little zoom. they really did a number on you.
I accept your concession.
doom wads are more creative and interesting than any doom knock offs that have recently been released or are in development
>Modders had 20 years to produce their own Eternal and yet never did
They already did and it’s called Brutal Doom it came out six years before Zoomer Doom and Zoomer Doom basically ripped it off
Brutal doom plays literally nothing like Eternal, if you mean aesthetics with over the top gore/glory kills then those are stolen from GoW and Ninja Gaiden.
Doom wads are a bunch of level packs that hardly change anything about the game at all.
Ackshually, Morrowind had its source code ""released"", so it's on the same level of modability as Doom (minus the ease of modding a simpler game and the decades of comunity tools and documentation)
>Morrowind had its source code ""released"", so it's on the same level of modability as Doom
You Don't Know What The Frick You Are Talking About
90s doom being better than nudoom doesnt mean nudoom is bad
soulpatchanbuff get a real job and stop making tryhard contrarian shit opinions that give loltakus second hand embarrassement
Don't know who that is, don't care either. Probably some shitty eceleb you worship.
Damn, watching reality get raped by extreme zoomer opinions is fricking nauseating.
Damn, watching nostalgia boomers get raped by reality is fricking amazing.
Doom 3 is responsible for the Doom movie.
>tagline of the game is "rip and tear until it's done"
>it's still mostly just shooting
When is someone making a game where you just cut and tear through hordes of demons in first person? I expect a proper gorefest with a moto like that.
It already released
Thanks for the rec, anon, but I was thinking something more meaty and gory, like the glory kills in eternal (less cinematic) and against constant waves of enemies.
Not enough
You can’t mod the nu-doom, there is no source code release for nu-doom, there is no total conversions like Simpsons Doom for nu-doom and you can’t even make your own levels for nu-doom with something like Doom Builder. Why would anybody want this? It betrays the very sprit of Doom.
And theres no Metadoom mod for it either
Marathon is weird because it goes from bottom to top throughout the series, but then goes into
>Oh frick I've made a horrible mistake why
>nudoom: 12 enemies on screen max
Doom 1 and 2 do that too, moron. And don't fricking give me Plutonia and TNT as examples those weren't made by ID
2016/eternal having less enemies on screen than ultimate doom/2 is just an objective fact
here we have an npc extreme in the other direction, how tiresome
Doom discussion is so repetitive, even Loltaku hacks steal opinions from Reddit and Midnight
Doom sux
play ultrakill
Nudoom fanboys never reply to posts bringing up how their soulless games are nothing but a gigantic meme made by people with zero knowledge or respect from the originals.
Doom2016 and Eternal were made by people that saw all of the shitposting about the doom comic and thought "Wow haha that's what people want! Edgy ultraviolence! Wooooah isn't it cool if...like...the demons are afraid of you and not the other way around because you're such a badass!"
It's so transparently pandering, and any reply you make to my post will only prove me right.
>muh lore
No one cares.
Except nudoom is where they started introducing weird bullshit lore about doomguy being an ancient advanced alien locked up in hell. (Epic dude fr*cking epic...sheeeeeeesh!)
I'm right you're wrong nana nana boo boo.
>muh lore
No one cares.
>Wow haha that's what people want! Edgy ultraviolence!
I love it when tryhard homosexuals and underages try to make a distinction between old and new doom, when they've yet to release a bad game in that franchise. Even Doom 3 was a great game. That's a better track record than any other long running FPS series out there.
Hecking YES!!!! UPVOTED!!
Was Doom gentrified?
It was redditfied.
Doom Eternal AKA The Puppyish Desire To Be Loved By The Internet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWAPPING THROUGH YOUR SHITTY GUNS 150701397016709317016710963701 TIMES TO KILL ANYTHING ABOVE A REVENANT IS THE PEAK OF FPS GAMES FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER FILTER
^mind broken by eternal, many such cases
Old Doom and 3 were cool in a non cringy or try hard way. Eternal is just babies marvel tier fantasy and WH40k inspired underage incel cringe. There is no saving for Doom's theme.
imagine not liking any doom
imagine not playing doom eternal on ultra nightmare
imagine not being good at video games
then you can understand why some n00blets do not like any doom
There is one thing I didnt get about the new doom games. In the lore the Demons literally ran from you but in game a lonly imp will hunt and fight you. I know lore isnt important in Doom games but that seemed like a big plot hole.
I think it's sort of a respect thing
doom 3 is better than eternal
Blow it up your ass
out*
I wish they had used Quake's name instead of Doom, quake boomers like going fast, swapping fast, and aiming good. At least a whole new ip would have been good too.
Doom boomers are more interested in lore, how many useless jobbers you can fit on the screen at once, collecting blue/red/yellow dildos, and how many times the map will spawn hitscanners after you press a switch.
>quake boomers like going fast, swapping fast
Zoom isn't fast, and at no point has Quake weapon switching been about optimizing a dps rotation like it's a fricking mmo.
>Meat hook, ballista boosting, monkey bars, jump pads, etc
>not fast
At least twice as fast as old doom, and unless you are a speedrunner then its faster than quake in practice as well.
>muh mmo
You can use lock on rockets, chain gun, destroyer blade, etc if you don't like dps swapping. Either way you are swapping a lot to use the best tools for the job, which doom doesn't do since all you do in that game is just hold down m1 ssg, or in slaughter wads hold down m1 rockets/bfg depending on your ammo count.
Alright homosexuals, listen here. I know everyone complains about doom 3's weakness but what about doom 3's strengths? Like pic related, the ambience, and aesthetics
average doom 3 fan intelligence on display
FRICK FORGOT THE PIC
I enjoyed the new weapons and the slower pace was nice. The audiologs were pretty fun as well.
>Like pic related, the ambience, and aesthetics
All mogged by DOOM 64.
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills
>moronic door opening cutscene plays
>"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™
>"Come on, Vega™"
>follows Skyrim™ compass
>Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way
>Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear
>cacophony of moronic monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>switches weapons 75 times
>dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn
>chainsaws for magic ammo
>swings on monkey bars
>performs impse
>250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious
>Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this
>"Come on, Vega™"
>Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene
>"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"
>Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on
>DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED
>previously on Zoom Eternal...
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
>"mhmm... I must rip and tear the Dark Lord™. My torment is Eternal™"
>Forgettable music quietly plays because Id pissed off the wubs wubs man
>"come on Hugo I mean Intern"
>pulls out the hammer of israelite'israelite the sensational betrayer
>does an epic Marvel hammer drop to make demons cum ammo all over
>pick up deliberately placed hammer credits and do it 5 more times
>silly dizzy looney tunes sounds play showing how brutal and metal this game is
>"rip and tear I'm gonna need some wheels"
>enter epic To'dd How'ard SLAYA dragon
>more fricking nothingburger fun sucking black hole music
>"Ah yes the ancient legendary SLAYA you've arrived. This will be the final battle of hell, in the capital city of morokhowo, of immgarak region of hell as fortold by the council of the sullamite committee"
>activate EPIC iron man helmet closing
>"even a SLAYA could use some help"
>epic Dr Strange portals open
>"DOOMvengers assemble"
>level remains silent because shit music
>BADASS tutorial on how to hit the bosses GLOWING GREEN SPOT
>"you have defeated me. Just as I created you for SLAYA"
>"no u"
I've been playing Doom games since I was 6 years, starting with Doom 2 when it was released in 1994, and I love all the Doom games.