They had premarital sex when they were 16 years old.
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They had premarital sex when they were 16 years old.
They had premarital sex when they were 16 years old.
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So like normal teenagers then
Link’s pull out game was strong.
>So like normal teenagers then
>normal
Don't worry, anon. It's only normal for degenerates.
like me
I did too. Didn't you, anon?
Why are femcels so obsessed with ZeLink? Is the submissive golden-retriever boyfriend thing that much of a draw? YJK
I hate these threads too. God I miss all the constant Gerudo Link softcore porn dump threads. Gaming used to be better back in the good old days when I was a kid before the normalgays took over.
You lost LBQT troon
Stop rubbing your bone-dry cooter for 5 seconds and start charging rent on the rainbowgays
Knight and Princess is the best romance trope, anon.
>historical trope about a man constantly simping for a woman because his king/lord/duke has sex with her
>Link that much shorter than Zelda
LMFAO, no they didn't.
She raped him first while he was sleeping and he couldn't say no to her demands after that because of his honor
I don't remember that pronounced of a height difference. He looks like her kid.
It’s fricking hot
perspective dude, link is taller than zelda in botw and skyward but in every other game zelda is taller.
Link doesn't have a dick. I've seen the pictures.
(You) don't have a dick. I've seen the pictures.
MANLET BROS
WE WON
In the US they would be put to death for that crime.
I though it was pretty clear Zelda and Link were past 18 years old and now that there's a 5 year time skip they should be mid 20s by now.
They were 16 in BOTW pre calamity
Then they're officially 21 years old. Who cares what grown as adults do in the bedroom.
They don't do anything. They're not romantically involved. Literally the only character they hint at Link having any romantic connection with is a fricking fish
Technically only 17 year olds can make a trip to the spring of wisdom so Zelda was that old at least when she made the trip to try to awaken her powers.
Umm actually they're 116 years old
>camera app on the pura pad lets you see zelda's photo album
>not a single nude or selfie
she's P U R E
Did they get married later? If not, it wasn't premarital sex.
why do you keep making these threads?
Ban evasion is bad op
Imagine the most sexless creatures talking about sex
It’s this thread homies
Jannies
so did i and it hasn't happened again since