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They just can't fricking help themselves can they

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from the last thread, Ganker is mad there are men who look like Alucard in this game.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making shitty turd sequels to equally shitty games that no one cared about 20 years ago?
    WHY NO, THEY INDEED CANNOT!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >KILL EVERY FASCIST ON THIS FRICKING TRAIN
    that's when I quit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make your own game with your own political inserts and i'd play it you fricking miserable loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't.
        Frick you, him and them. Politics in games can be fleshed and not cringeworthy and shoehorned. You just need to try.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll make a political statement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes Mr. Sanders. I will.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would be put in jail in most European countries.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexy looking game. cool artwork, cool designs.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a feeling nobody ITT is interested in talking about the gameplay, which was easily the most disappointing thing about the game. I was looking forward to this game, but it's filled with questionable design choices and awful balance. What a shame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes we're not interested in talking about the bad gameplay where you just spam buttons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't someone just make Panzer Bandit again, they knew how to make combo beat-em-ups...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As far as combo-focused beat 'em ups go, I'm looking forward to this indie one called "Project Heat". I have no idea when it will come out, but it looks fun. Hope it's better than SZX.
        https://twitter.com/ProjectHeat1/status/1790457794153394340/video/1

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >referenced Ninja Warriors Once Again as inspiration
          Based, I'll be keeping an eye on this. Hopefully it's not one of the many indie projects I keep track of that go nowhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so its gud or not, gay shit aside?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's very messy, to say the least. The combat itself is fun, but the enemy design is not great, and the overall balance of the game is legitimately awful. It gets to a point where it just stops being fun and becomes bullshit.
        The whole game is incredibly difficult in a bad way because of terrible game design. I just didn't enjoy myself all that much.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t the story about 2 homos?

    The art guy is a literal troony too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn’t the story about 2 homos?
      is this true?
      is there proof of this?
      i was interested in this but my interest will drop if they shoved some dei stuff into it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The artist being a troony is a 100 percent fact. I watched a video review and the guy in the video was praising the gay romance. I didn’t look any further into it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was initially interested because I really like the whole cyberpunk biomechanical armor thing, but the gameplay looked kind of one note.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Art is all over the place in this game, fricking mixel shit

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another pozzed garbage bites the dust.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don’t understand the mind process required to actually buy the Slave Zero IP, which probably cost pennies since it is an old unexplored brand that had just one game, to make a new game that looks nothing like Slave Zero but is set in the same world, which begs the question: why? I don’t recall Slave Zero’s setting being some unexplored gold mine someone had to secure the rights for to make a spin-off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original videogame was supposed to be a lot different from what was actually released and be a more proper representation of that period when america fell in love with anime and be stylized in the style of akira mixed with something like HR geiger artwork, the story and setting was supposed to be darker and more gritty too but the publisher insisted on something more mech warrior like

      This game is based on the original concept and concept art for the first game

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My combo based beat em up contains no political messaging or virtue signaling
    https://heavenspillar.com/play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man I'm not selling anything, its a free demo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      advertising your game as having no virtue signaling is a form of virtue signaling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, this is actually pretty fun, anon. When is the full release coming out?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No clue, shooting for sometime next year but im one guy (plus a contract musician)

        advertising your game as having no virtue signaling is a form of virtue signaling

        youre right, i just wanted replies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No clue, shooting for sometime next year but im one guy (plus a contract musician)
          I see. I'll be keeping an eye on the game. Hope everything goes well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey man I'm cool with virtue signalling regardless so I'll put it on the list

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be keeping an eye on this. Don't you dare disappoint me...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's something annoying about your input reader. Or it's my arcade stick. I feel like my inputs keep getting eaten, doing a forward jump keeps coming out as a neutral jump unless I'm very deliberate with my inputs, some of the attacks don't seem to be coming out either. It doesn't feel fun to play at all but I can see the potential. Hopefully you can fix this stuff before you release the game otherwise I wouldn't pay a cent for it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's interesting, I've been doing the vast majority of testing on either pad or keyboard, That's now on my list of things to look at, thanks

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A remake of the first game would be amazing

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't like how it went from mecha shooter of the first game to a beat 'em up.
    I Like the look of it but I'm good.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >releasing a game with Slave in the title
    smdh I thought we were past this...

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to shill a game with muh culture war troony nonsense when the game released months ago and the dev already made money
    Buy an ad

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