They just turned 24. Shall we discuss the Banj?

They just turned 24. Shall we discuss the Banj?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BK > BT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay to like both games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, we have to continue shouting into the void about how much we hate the sequel to hide the fact we're too autistic to play the game as it was designed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who do people not like Tooie as much again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the younger mobile phone gaming audience that hates Tooie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        #
        Banjo-Tooie respects your intelligence and makes progression meaningful by making you put thought and effort into it. You can understand why certain types of people are deeply offended by this notion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure. I'm glad Tooie exists vs it never having been made, but one thing that makes BK so playable and replayable is that most levels can be entered fresh and beaten 100% in an hour, even if you don't know exactly what you're doing, and even when they can't be 100%'d, you can do most of it.
          Tooie meanwhile, if you don't know what you're doing, you can spend an hour and a half just traipsing between locations and activating progression triggers just to be rewarded with one Jiggie.
          Banjo is also laborious to control compared to something like Spyro or Mario in 64, he isn't fun to move between locations, and combat is never fun with regular enemies. In BK this is less of an issue since you get access to flight so early in the game which makes a level like TTC such a joy, plus the overworld is tighter unlike in Tooie when you are endlessly slogging around the vast hub world to get between levels.
          Tooie just feels like more = better but that exposes a lot of what was wrong in BK but was smartly hidden with imaginative and distinctive level and overworld design.
          Both are better than DK64 though. I like CBFD a bit more than Tooie but less than BK.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Conker was a one of a kind game that will never be made again. God the multiplayer was so fun too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the multiplayer in the N64 version was incredible. I tried the Xbox remake but it wasn’t the same, designed for online only I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I understand liking BT but going like "BK IS FOR BRAINLETS, BT RESPECTS YOUR INTELIGENCE" is absolute cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tooie has several stretches of next to nothing, and its progression is much more broken up than in Banjo-Kazooie. B-K only requires you to backtrack once or twice during the whole game and keeps giving you small incentives along the whole way. Tooie is much more ambiguous in how to proceed through it. Tooie also feels unfinished in parts, though less so than Conker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        levels are too big and take forever to travel through
        forced backtracking all over the place
        mumbo being playable adds nothing to the game other than tedious time wasting

        flaws such as these have been known about and discussed as far back as the early 2000s, but contrarians will insist that it was "youtubers" that propagated these flaws and as such, anyone who agrees that the game is flawed, is wrong and bad and stupid and npc and etc. etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, and I'd like to add that the split up mechanic sucks, and Banjo's moves were gimped so he would be (initially) useless without Kazooie. I like Tooie better than Kazooie, but Kazooie is a much tighter, consistent experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't optimal for speedrunning because it has backtracking and large stages, those are really the only complaints I hear about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Personally my big complaint about Tooie is first person gameplay. Rare's "snap to center" aiming scheme always felt like crap and that's like half the fricking minigames in Tooie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is the same reason I prefer Timesplitters FP, to 2 and 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BK BT
      It's one game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hope the decomp leads to the Kazooie-Tooie fusion game Ive wanted since I was a kid. Was disappointed that Grunty's Lair was blocked off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What decomp??? From the Switch? It's been half a year already

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the pooh bear have the fleshlight in the bacpack?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing it the day it came out. I feel old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the overacting makes a good scene absolutely ridiculous

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just know.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who weren't born when BK was released

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive nintendo for not holding onto the rights to them and the other Rare/Nintendo properties. Even if they would have been forgotten after the Cube era, its still a better fate then what we got.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nu rareware was decent enough for a few years, I say right up until viva piñata 2, then it died and never recovered. I like nuts and bolts and gruntys revenge more than tooie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo Threeie on cube as either a final rare project/rare refugees at Retro, gruntys revenge and pilot as we normally got them, somekinda gimmick nuts n bolts type spin off on Wii people still argue about, frick all nothing except maybe eshop re releases on wii/wii u, Banjo shows up in Brawl, 3DS remake of first game, big switch revival by retro studios or some playtonic style ex original staff. That would have been the best timeline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God smited Rare in wrath for turning a generation furry

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God fricking damn I'm old

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 14 years since a banjo release...Rare has been dead for awhile

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick zoomer kazooie

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys what if the Banjo remake rumors are actually true this time and they're planning it for their 25th anniversary next June

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Banjo and Kazooie were put in Smash for marketing reasons so zoomers and younger generations know who they are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wont touch microdicks drmbox, so if true, hopefully its on the swotch as well.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about the sex lives of all the Banjo-Kazooie characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kazooie drips hot wax on Banjo's balls while sucking him off and calling him a bad bear, a very bad bear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gruntilda likes BBC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo Bear wiener?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banjo is a muscle power bottom that loves loads deep in his ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo Bear wiener?

        Gruntilda likes BBC

        Tell me about the sex lives of all the Banjo-Kazooie characters

        Kazooie drips hot wax on Banjo's balls while sucking him off and calling him a bad bear, a very bad bear

        Such an ugly sense of humor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying the original bastards at Rare wouldn't have had a similar sense of humor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          On your knees, bucko

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Conker was dogshit that coasted on nothing but OMG IT'S SAYING CUSS WORDS AND HAS POOP JOKES!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conker was fun and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. The dialogue doesn’t hold up at all and it’s still a fun game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Conker was fun
        It wasn't though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but it was actually

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey i'm doin this for the first time rn and can you get all the notes/elf guys in the level the first time you visit it? namely in the first level, because i'm missing four notes and one elf guy, but also in general

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the first game (Banjo-Kazooie), as long as you play the levels in order (easier to do than not do), and learn all the moves in the levels, you can always get all of the Jinjos (elves), notes and honeycombs in each level. In fact, only one collectible requires you to enter a level twice: a single jiggy in the fifth world requires the move learned in the sixth world. Otherwise, everything is possible when you first enter a level assuming you learned all the moves leading up to then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alright thank you for the information
        i did look it up but it was just me being a dumbass, didn't think you could ground pound the huts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All levels are 100% completable on the first visit except one single Jiggies in the middle of the game. It'll be obvious you don't have the move for it yet.

      Hold R or whatever the equivalent of R is on your set up to turn sharp underwater and while flying. Cheers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You only have to do one world twice, and that's either the snow level or the desert level, because they both have jiggies that require an ability you learn in the other world.

      The best way to do it honestly is to just get the ability from the first world you get to and don't really bother doing anything else there until you get the ability from the next one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lists the type of world unnecessarily

        I hate you vacuous people who have literally zero concept of spoilers like you wouldn't believe. Hey this is the fist time this guy's playing the game, let me just......execute precisely zero self-awareness and tell him what 2 of the level are. GOD I hate you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I think anybody might guess a snow or desert level in an N64 platformer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't MATTER what the frick is DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >THERE'S A DESERT LEVEL IN A PLATFORMER???????? I'VE BEEN SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOILED!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Being this muchof an autistic queer
          How embarrassing.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Tooie be a better game if you could split up on command?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it could save the split up mechanic from being a mediocre gimmick, its only purpose was to pad out the game even more

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