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Homosexual game made by homosexuals.
>sees scantly clad women
>can only think of gays
It's over for you, brother
>scantly clad man faced, flat chested abominations
Maybe you have fetish for FTM or is just gay.
Is the guy that wrote Wyll the Buck's epic story
Nice game you got there
I killed halsin in every play through because he's a moron who expects you to blow your cover in the goblin camp just because you have to throw a rock at him or something
Dumb b***h
Glad I impregnated minthara
I have it on good authority that Clifford the Big Red Dog may be a good book for your sensibilities.
love how this infuriates people who obsess over harem shit, wouldn't be surprised if someone killed themself because their virtual crush is canonically attracted to other people
it caters to a larger audience and not just the mixed race males on Ganker
Lmao you will never fit in tourist
remember to leave a note where you blame your parents before you do it
have a nice day troony
Reddit alert, stick to fricking bears.
>the player getting cucked is a good thing, actually.
Lariandrones...
>suggest to shart to do a foursome
>get mad that she would like a 5some
?????
>cuck cope
BG3 fans are vile.
>cuck cope
I never romanced shart. I must applaud the developers on the brilliant bait and switch it pulled on coomers and their wishfulfillment
>I never romanced shart. I must applaud the developers on the brilliant bait and switch it pulled on coomers and their wishfulfillment
>I love defending cuck content oink oink
Of course you do.
Did you get mad when shart wanted an extra male, did it make you feel humiliated?
Is that why you keep posting about it?
Do I look like I play BG3, piggy?
you don't look like anything
why are you here
>Chad who wrote Halsin also wrote Shadowheart
>Halsin is his personal D&D character/self-insert
>He wrote himself in to your game to frick your b***h
>Even if you avoid that, he wrote that your b***h dreams about fricking him (even when she is with you)
>You actually have to remove his entire character from the equation to stop your b***h getting uncontrollably horny for him
He's kinda based tbh
You mean that
guy?
This guy
He fully wrote Halsin and Shadowheart, with the former being his own personal D&D character.
>BG3 writers look like soijaks
That explains a lot
KEK so if we kill Halsin and frick Shadowheart we are cucking him? Noice!
>Halsin and Shadowtart are written so that the only way to stop her thirsting for his bear dick non-stop is to go back in time and stop them from ever meeting
Yes but I still think its funny that shadowgays will always know that they're not enough for her
The more I read about these people the more I get reminded of CoC2. I wonder if Sven will divorce his wife for a troony like Fenoxo did.
why wouldn't you kill this absolute homosexual every playthrough. i don't even like shart and i still do it.
Frick and marry the red b***h, kill the rest
None of them hold a candle to Sazza. Or any of the goblin bawds for that matter.
troony game
Serious question how come Bg3 gets a pass for being horny as frick yet something like stellar blade is causing twittertards to have an aneurism?
BG3 is the right kind of horny, aka meant for LGBTQ. SB is meant for straight men. The entire western games industry hates straight men.
Male gaze or something
It's the spamming. BG3 isn't liked by chinks, so the spam is significantly less than any we encountered during the release of BG3. Now that Stellar Blade is releasing, the CCP has unleashed its chinky shills on the wider internet and we're all getting bored with seeing them lie about a game that's obviously not fun.
stellar blade is horny for men only, that's the issue. There is no gay shit in it, no bear sex, just a good (bio fem) ass and big (bio fem) breasts. That's problematic.
Well Stellar Blade is not an RPG. BG3 is an RPG so it makes sense.
it has floppy dicks AND hairy coochie so everyone has something
Because sony didn’t publish it, I believe. When you take their money, you have to make concessions. Bg3 didn’t so there’s less restrictions.
This, Larian being their own publishers is a huge factor.
Larian self publish.
don't lesbians love hot women too? or are they collateral damage for the sake of lambasting straight men
>don't lesbians love hot women too?
No, they love masc dykes because despite being lesbians they still need one of them to be the "man"
Game reviewers hate Eastern countries.
I don't care about women
have a nice day troony
Minthara>Lae'zel>Karlach>Shadowcuck
Soon
Is Minthara's romance still bugged in act 3?
I just made the vampire into a chick, she mogs them all
a single female character with:
>heart and soul of lae'zel
>good humor of karlach
>body of shadowheart
there, I fixed it.
PLEASE if you're going to spam these girls stop using ugly fan-art
Haha I love that my BG girls remain unchanged while Stellar Blade has to have last minute crunch to remove any problematic outfits.
Feels good to be Western!
BG3 is not western. It is European. If BG3 was made by a USA developer it would've been censored. Look at Starfield.
>no nudity
>no sexy clothes
>no sex scenes
How is Europe not considered the West what???
Europe makes uncensored games like Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077 and Conan Exiles. All of the games that have full frontal nudity and show pussy and dong are European. Can you name a game from the USA/Canada in the last 20 years that does that and is not a ''porn game''?
mass effect had nudity but that's about it
Mass Effect has nipples, there is no dong or pussy in Mass Effect.
>it caters to a larger audience and not just the mixed race males on Ganker
All 4 ugly manjaws uff. How can all female characters in a game look ugly.. Truly a game for homosexuals and cucks.
It takes a particular skill to depict 2 naked chick's having sex not be sensually titillating. Disgusting actually because they clearly have a male body with some small breasts bolted on and a Troon face.
Quite sad because no way this game would have been acknowledged like it has if the girls in it had any shred of femininity.
>Disgusting actually because they clearly have a male body with some small breasts bolted on and a Troon face.
Wait till you see the Karlach scene lmao
The characters have femininity, but the physical body designs are the problem. Having one girl without huge breasts or whatever is understandable, but it seems like ALL of them have more or less the same body type with few curves, no big breasts or ass, wide hips etc.. meanwhile all the men range from traditionally handsome broad shouldered muscular heroesto various forms of gay fetish bait bodies.
every humanoid has one of the same 4 bodies moron
Yes, and that's its own fricking problem because of issues like this. However even within the general body types there are variations but even party member NPCs don't have significant variations even within general body types, like breasts, ass and the like. There should be more and better options for both general models/body types, and other features that don't require an entirely different model but can be altered within the type,like breasts.
good god man install some titty mods and stfu
Whomever is making those needs to finish modeling the Shadowhear and Minthara unique underwear.
Shadowheart is the love of my life.
Hotwife.
Good thing you like sharing.
>it's ma'am
That's a man.
hurr durr cuckcuckcuck
I mean...
Who the frick is this? Some random cosplayer looks significantly better than the actual character in the alleged GOTY, because shocker women are more attractive as women than a horse face troony.
Fricking hilarious.
BG3 women were made to look as masculine as possible, all of them have wide jaws and a weird forehead
ugliest game ever made
Pic related was removed to make way for the either the homosexual Bearoticus or the hag from BG1. Remember what they took from you.
I asked you homosexuals to bein the Early Access but nobody listened to me. Reddit wanted Halsin and they got it, instead you shitflingers just shitposted on the game. We could have gotten a bard companion but you let your stupidity take over.
>inb4 this repeats with Larian's next game
Will you be smart enough to be a part of the early access and make sure that reddit homosexuals don't end up pushing for another baragay?
If you think they would have allowed a genuinely cute, nice and caring woman into the game as a companion or god forbid a romance option you are delusional.
There is a good reason why the best looking VA was given the role of a frog and the only feminine looking companion the coven bicycle with a sprinkle of cuckolding.
Dumb moron, we literally had a cute bard as a companion in DOS2.
moron, this is BG3. You got the wrong thread.
>dumb troon missing the point.
>dumb troon missing the point
I get the feeling that alot of characters that were supposed to be companions got fricked over like pic related
or Helia
Being denied a Kagha companion is the worst thing
But in the end I guess we have enough evil-but-redeemable female companions
People actually think these look good? Yikes.
>killed billions
Not even a thousand since actual player sales are so low
Back to the lab Chang
>you will never smiff Karlach's steaming hot sweaty feet after a week of adventuring
why live
This game may still get occasional threads but it's essentially forgotten outside of the "WOW I'M SO LE HORNY" posting or shills jerking off about sales numbers instead of the actual game itself.
Not a single person online, or anywhere else, has said anything about the game's plot since release.
People will argue forever over the best companions in the real Baldur's Gate games, or whether Loghain did nothing wrong in Dragon Age He did nothing wrong btw
Meanwhile no Nu-Baldur's gate plot element or gameplay design has ever managed to make even the slightest cultural impact on people beyond "wow you can frick GREEN frog pussy AND frick a Bear".
I've seen plenty of posts here and elsewhere comparing evil vs good runs or siding with orpheus/emperor
you're just coping
Not a looker among them
should I buy this instead of censored blade? is it coomer friendly?
it has less than 10 mins of nudity total that you won't all be able to see in the average playthrough
But you can have everyone running around in underwear or naked
god i wish i could jerk off to this but my wife is working from home today, fricking b***h
https://rule34video.com/video/3392985/potion-of-disguise-nyl/
IT'S UP
Where're the PUBES?
Justice would be Larian being completely dismantled and all assets put to the torch.
But alas, this is not a just world.
Be the change you want to see anon, at least half of your wishes are within your power.
They dont even own BG3 and it's characters. WoTC and Hasbro own everything and get paid massive licensing fees.
>owlcuck is beyond buckbroken
Both suck. What now?
uhhhhh, obsidiandrone? bethesdajeet?
I genuinely don't understand how people find uncanny 3d models hot enough to fap to
I hate Halsin.
He is fine just not as a party companion. Redeemed Kagha would've made a lot more sense.
That's why I hate him. If you don't rescue him he should die in the cage, if you do he should stay in the grove.
There's a too many of these mind boggling writing decisions that keep BG3 from being a 10/10 game.
shadowheart is such a goddess holy shit i love her so much, why cant she be real bros..
>friend pestered me into buying this to play co op
>we never got far because co-op literally just makes the game worse for yourself
>got bored somewhere in act 2
>left disgusted with myself for funding this pozzed slop
>friend turned out to be a gay furry
>friend turned out to be a gay furry
gem. many such cases, did you at least have gay sex with him?
No.
they're all ugly
you're ugly