they really butchered Max Payne just to make some shitty GTAV DLC

they really butchered Max Payne just to make some shitty GTAV DLC

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just to make some shitty GTAV DLC
    Duh
    Rockstar can't do anything excet gta. No wonder mp3 feels like gta spin off

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Finn and having played MP1, 2 and 3 I can confidently say that the 3 is the best one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Over the top pretentious writing
        >Implying it is a bad thing in noir
        moron
        [...]
        Kys

        Uh oh someone is upset

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take a load of piss, rockshitter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ragdolls and achivements make it highly replayable, the gunplay is so much better than anything Rockstar had made to that point.
      I wish they brought both of those things to GTA5 intead of ruining them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cutscenes ruined my will to replay it.
        Its such a slog the second run

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can get mods to skip them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            when you get the cutscene skipping mod you realize you can play through the entire game in one sitting. the game has like hour and a half of actual gameplay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max Payne 1:
      >Outside, the mercury was falling fast. It was colder than the devils heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the heavens were ready to fall.
      Max Payne 2:
      >The past is like a broken mirror, as you piece it together you cut yourself. Your image keeps shifting and you change with it.
      Max Payne 3:
      >Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.
        Now that's the fundamental problem with mp3: it takes itself too seriously it becomes cringe.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically 1 and 2 is Lake's pretentious writing leaking through.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but we like remedy more than rockstar here so it gets a free pass.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Over the top pretentious writing
          >Implying it is a bad thing in noir
          moron

          Yes but we like remedy more than rockstar here so it gets a free pass.

          Kys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's incredible how cowardly the writing of MP3 feels, especially in retrospect. It's a game that only dares to be cynical and nothing else, it's irony and cynicism turned up to 11.
        Lake's writing is so much more fun, the games don't take themselves seriously but still have this artful flowery language and it works because its not being pretentious with it at all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 absolutely takes itself seriously even with the goofiness of vlad.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but it is older so inherently better.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2 absolutely takes itself seriously even with the goofiness of vlad.
            >hardcore professionals aka cleaners goofing off
            >hole vinny and suit situation
            Yeah right

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, right. Those recurring mansion monologues sure as hell weren't comedy. Having a few joke moments doesn't mean not taking yourself seriously.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no no no you see they were top comedy because lmao dead babies!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take a load of piss, rockshitter.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having a few joke moments doesn't mean not taking yourself seriously.
                It does you fricking moron. Show me a moment of enemies discussing tv show or a broad and a hobo teaming up with a cop to shoot bad guys in mp3.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It does you fricking moron
                no it does not, especially not in the context of the post I was originally responding to. Lake was delivering a serious narrative, if the statement was max payne 2 contains absurdity I would not disagree.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just Dan Houser's brand of writing I feel like.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just Dan Houser's brand of writing I feel like.
            He grew as a writer a ton through the years for sure, I feel like the style was a poor match for Max Payne. I loved his writing in Red Dead 2.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a game that only dares to be cynical and nothing else
          it's not THAT cynical, if it were max would have just jerked off and overdoesed after the blonde haired girl he was guarding died.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As a Finn
      no one cares also absolute shit taste you're displaying here vittu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

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  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 at least had multiplayer

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I replayed the trilogy this year and I somehow disliked MP3 a lot more than I did during my last 2 playthroughs.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE TURNING

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      PEOPLE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had done everything they could with the first two, even parts of 2 are a retread of 1. 3 being a deconstruction or the logical end for the kind of person Max would be after going through the events of the last two games (ie a depressed drunken middle aged fool) was fine, as was not setting it yet again in snowy New York.
    Quite literally the only problem with the game are the fake loading screens that you're not allowed to skip without a mod.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 being a deconstruction or the logical end for the kind of person Max would be after going through the events of the last two games (ie a depressed drunken middle aged fool) was fine,
      they literally already did this in 2 though, Max's high from the revenge in 1 lasted 5 minutes then he went back to being a depressive insomniac. I still sort of like 3's story but it's a crude metoo sort of thing.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They butchered MP in 2 by changing how bullet time works and making the game into a faceroll

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA V came out a year later. Anyway, MP3 is very good but it suffers from the loading screens and cutscenes. With the skip mod you realize how small some of the levels can be. I'd love a sequel or spiritual successor to 3 though, the gunplay and physics were top notch but just buried with bad stuff, most of which is due to their engine and consoles.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > GTAV DLC
    moron
    GtaV came out a year after

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA V came out a year later. Anyway, MP3 is very good but it suffers from the loading screens and cutscenes. With the skip mod you realize how small some of the levels can be. I'd love a sequel or spiritual successor to 3 though, the gunplay and physics were top notch but just buried with bad stuff, most of which is due to their engine and consoles.

      stop being obtuse

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how Remedy would tackle the remake. Apparently they'll combine 1&2 in one package this time.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 > 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 23 near the end it feels goofy as gta

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like the scenes with vinnie, there's like a morbid reality to his funny situation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw he glitches out when leaving his apartment and softlocks your game

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is one of the best third person shooters of all time, it wipes its jockstrap with the action rockstar has made since.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mediocre and boring level design holds MP3 back a great deal.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    max payne 3 is fun though

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is my favorite.

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  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They were all fricking dead after this one-man shit show tango. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point, amigo. I released my fricked up has-been finger from the trigger, and the jig was up.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They butchered MP1, which was a 90's action movie and had really interesting undertones, by turning it into a shitty and inconsistent noir detective, where the gameplay and narrative are in two different dimensions. MP3 doesn't suffer from this problem, which makes it a superior game to 2.
    1>>>3>>>>2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >revisionism
      embarrassing

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is the greatest love story ever told in a video game

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