They really gloss over the fact that everyone living in and around this route will develop horrible lung cancer, huh?

They really gloss over the fact that everyone living in and around this route will develop horrible lung cancer, huh?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep and hoenn babies still think it is a cool place to live
    also there is the fact that wally was nearly dying from the ashes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why so obsessed?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no disease in Pokemon you fricking moron. Just take a full heal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why was Wally sick?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't have enough unsupervised adventure yet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          His parents are antifullhealers

          Why do you think he uses super potions in victory road? Buddy won't even use a full restore.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He actually had Pokerus. That’s why he started getting stronger after finally training with his Pokemon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weak lungs, no seriously, that's literally his plot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP, the only cancer in that area is the number of steps you need to collect enough soot to make anything worthwhile

          Clearly he was in a place where the air wasn’t tasty enough

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was just autistic

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if the reason Spinda is crazy is cuz their brains are fricked from the ash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably that and all the toxic smoke

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volcanic ash is harmless

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're constantly breathing it in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is literally shards of glass, that shit tears up your lungs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not and the game makes a very specific point that Verdanturf Town has the cleanest air in the Hoenn region, with its map description being "Thanks to the prevailing wind pattern, this town is always kept clear of falling volcanic ash."

      Wally stays at Verdanturf Town to improve his health, and leaves when the player collects their 5th gym badge from Petalburg City.

      The fact that Wally can recover from his illness with his brief stay in Verdanturf Town, suggests he has something like acute bronchitis or asthma. That in turn suggests that the volcanic ash contaminates the air in most of the Hoenn region to some degree, but that most people can tolerate it without it impacting their health.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That in turn suggests that the volcanic ash contaminates the air in most of the Hoenn region to some degree, but that most people can tolerate it without it impacting their health.
        So is Hoenn actually one of the worst regions to live in?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, just like how zoomers are the worst generation to ever exist

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          in unova, kalos, alola, galar, and paldea the most common cause of death is being raped by a pack of wild Black folk

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            trying too hard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably a case of the local fauna adapting to survive in a given environment, generations of people living there will probably be okay but tourists, immigrants, or descendants of immigrants may have health problems.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ironic because doesn't Verdanturf also have a cave in it?

        The town with the "cleanest" air must be pretty low bar

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rusturf Tunnel, yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people state completely random wrong things as fact

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not if they're neets

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here kid, run around in the soot and I'll make you a sweet flute

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember wally being sick

    and the little girl is sneezing when you talk to her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even remember wally being sick
      Wtf?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i believe his family members in petalburg and verdanturf both mention him being ill

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, aren't humans in Pokemon stronger and more resilient than irl humans? Some even develop psychic powers. I could see them just being biologically adapted to the environment, same as the pokemon living there.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >area is described as being cold due to the lack of sunlight
    >available pokemon don't reflect this

    should have had Snorunt here as a 1% encounter or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every cold area must have ice types

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hoenn
    >poorly designed
    pick 2

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hoenn dwellers are simply built different

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since we're talking about Emerald maybe somebody could help me. I haven't picked up the game a few months, I do remember I just got the goggles that let me enter the desert, May says shes near here at some old ladies house. I've explored every inch and have no idea what to do. The tower is inaccessible due to a collapsing floor, when I go south all I find are trainers waiting to ambush me and TM37. I don't know what to do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back to petalburg and fight norman

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer doesn't exist in Pokemon.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s literally just a cool idea for a location in an adventure game you’re not supposed to think about it

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