They should have just made Dark Souls 4. This is crap.

They should have just made Dark Souls 4. This is crap.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference if I may ask? They look like the same games to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jump attacks, horse, worse graphics overall, ugly waifus, no challenge in any of the ng+ tiers, weird asset placements making it look like an amusement park

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also slower rolling and less fluid combat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no challenge in any of the ng+ tiers
        Just like Dark Souls 3.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you just don't like a few aspects of the game? If you took those away you'd still go d things to cry and b***h about

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no challenge in any of the ng+ tiers

        that was only ever a thing in ds2 sotfs, come on now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER is essentially the corporate "OPEN WORLD! xd!!" sell out version of Dark Souls. It has no real vision, it's slop. The enemies are mostly just retextures from previous games with cheap movesets and timing patterns. The bosses input read the player.

      On one hand it's Dark Souls, but for the casual audience. On the other it's purposefully frustrating instead of punishing and fair for veterans. It's just not a very good game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On one hand it's Dark Souls, but for the casual audience.
        >On the other it's purposefully frustrating
        mental illness. Probably Narcissism paired with moronation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >input reading
        Mentally moronic take. This homosexual u ironically thinks distance based attack patterns are better cause thats the other option. You morons wont even spend more than 20 seconds thinking about what you’re even saying. Imagine if the bosses didnt know your moved kek you fricking baboons

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is dark souls 4

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls sequels were a mistake. ER is the true successor.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie, it's literally dark souls but bigger...

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before Elden Ring release I would have disagreed with you, but after finishing it, yeah, they should just have made dark souls 4. Elden Ring is like a parody of FROM games.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But OP, that is Dark Souls 4. It's just a mixture of stuff from the previous three games but with a tacked-on crafting system, a much larger, emptier overworld and a horse.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is The Greatest Game of All Time.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will NEVER EVER stop seething

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I beat Elden Ring before playing Dark Souls 3, and I'd honestly say ER is better.
    Dark Souls 1 remains the king, but DS3 is just a nostalgia cash grab and DS2 leaned too hard into the "lol DS is HARD!" meme. Elden Ring was fun at least, even with the asset reuse and spastic bosses.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow... All this Elden Ring hate sure does feel organic...

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is dark souls 4 in everything but name.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is Dark Souls 4

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You called?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring created a subculture of contrarians that cannot help themselves. You guys aren’t smarter or better cause you have a different opinion on a video game. I wish someone you loved accidentally read your post history and saw how fricking dumb you gays look

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post is literally more cringe than anybody criticizing Elden Ring lmao.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah right homosexual there is bo genuine criticism cause you are drown out by literally downy posts like le input reading. It doesn’t help you gays dont even offer a resolution to your issues

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DS3 is memberberries: the game
    I will never understand why people like it so much. Mechanically it's fine but everything else about it is cringe fanservice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I'm going through it for the first time and it's just an endless parade of "REMEMBER THIS FROM DARK SOULS 1!?"
      Hell, I just killed a boss in Ornstien and Smough's boss room. Because of course they'd do that.
      I'm also confused why half the game was tracking down one Lord of Cinder while the others are either stumbled upon or just right there where they're meant to be.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait till you see what the final boss is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm already willing to put money on it being Gwyn somehow. Despite Dark Souls 2 happening and telling us that new kingdoms and gods show up and build on the ruins of old perpetually.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        DS3 is memberberries: the game
        I will never understand why people like it so much. Mechanically it's fine but everything else about it is cringe fanservice

        >REMEMBER ANOR LONDO????
        >look it's gwyndolin
        >hub is called firelink shrine for no reason, you have to teleport to the kiln
        >final boss phase 2 is gwyn
        >hey look it's the storm ruler, remember that????
        >remember andre?????

        they went way overboard with that crap
        the DLCs were good at least

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked that the last boss was your character from ds1. Overall I appreciated the memberries since ds2 was totally disjointed from the first game and only shared the soul of the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has good bosses. That's about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Father and Sister Frieda
        >Slave Knight
        >Champion of Cinder
        >God eater
        >Twin princess
        >Nameless King
        A huge Kino lineup

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God eater
          Aldrich sucks ass. Literally just running around a huge room for ten minutes. Only has one even remotely dangerous move

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked his lore implication of decay in the church. He is essentially using Gwyns son as a puppet like an angler fish which is neat. Also his moonlight arrows were

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thematically it's kino. But so is Yhorm, and he sucks too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          aldrich sucks
          gimmick fight were the only challenge is killing him fast enough that he doesn't do the stupid phase 2 arrows

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was their first

      It has good bosses. That's about it.

      It has like 6 good bosses. And they're very good. But not that many.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sekiro 2*
    Fixed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This discussion just isn't for you, little turdbrain.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is dark souls 4 with a different name you imbecile. It would’ve been the same crap, exactly the same just called DS4.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with Elden Ring is how it basically is just Dark Souls 4 and it's very clear that the dev team had little experience making an open world game. There's so much asset reuse and the AI just flat out breaks at times. If it was anything other than Fromslop you'd be seeing all the glitches in le cringe compilations.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is Dark Souls 3 but huge and good. You're a fricking moron who's been making the same moronic bait thread every day for over a year.

      Elden Ring has one of the largest cast of unique enemies and bosses of any open world game ever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of the better open world games I've ever played
      that's not saying much because open world is a shit genre, but still

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I was hoping Melaina and Rhadon was a single boss fight where you encounter them fighting each other. And you can just join in and start beating on both of them, then when one of their HP drops to 0, cut scene and the one with more hp offers his hand to the downed boss and they turn to face you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Melaina and Rhadon

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter ER thread
    >no lust provoking marika images
    lame

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it is Dark Souls 4. The only difference is that instead of reusing assets, names and plot, it only reused assets.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the exact same situation as with Starfield. Starfield should've been just a fallout in space, but then there is such a thing as IP and world building.

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