They took him out bros..

They took him out bros..

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the average tendie fan is too young to know who Bruce Lee is

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was too young to know who bruce lee was when i played it on snes as a 9 year old

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats moronic in so many ways

      if they don't know who bruce lee is they'll just search up for who he is, the people interested in knowing, ofc some won't even be interested or miss the reference

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO BRADU PITTU PREASE STAHP OH MY HEAVENRY RORD AND SAVIOR GOKU-SAN HELP ME DOCTOR PICCORO
    for real though this remake might be one of the ugliest in history

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Original game looks like dogshit in comparison

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every Nintendo game of the past 15 years has this soulless candy look to it, I don't know the frick you can look at it and think it looks nice. Looks like free assets.

        I love the graininess of DKC and SMRPG. New DKC looks like a trailer for a kids' movie.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's very ugly and it's as if every sky in nintendo games is just filled with florescent lights where everything is way too bright

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Nintendo game of the past 15 years has this soulless candy look to it, I don't know the frick you can look at it and think it looks nice. Looks like free assets.

      I love the graininess of DKC and SMRPG. New DKC looks like a trailer for a kids' movie.

      Go say moronic shit somewhere else.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more, zoomer.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about in history but it does look bad.
      Looks like they slapped a bunch of pre-existing assets together. Lacks cohesion.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      like every remake it looks okay in some places and total shit in others. personally I really hate the way the character models look, them being midgets might be 'accurate' but it looks fricking weird. hoping for a mod that makes them look normal at some point

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect. It looks like how fans remembered it. Which is a good job. 90’s cgi feel is intact.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's "BURADDO PITTO", as in ブラッドピット
      atleast shitpost correctly anon.
      Yeah visually it is pretty lacking in a few regards

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Procedural text swimming in a giant textbox looks like absolute dogshit and why I won't touch 99% of modern remasters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't stop me, but man is it a fricking eyesore.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically soul vs soulless

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what the frick did they do to him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mandated

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ted Woolsey translations were kino

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who could they even replace him with?
    what do the kids watch these days?
    john wick?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why replace him
      hes relevant enough to be in every UFC game and in the tarantino movie
      just keep it in the script
      dont touch it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure his estate is sue happy. In your example, hes being paid for his likeness to be used.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          but his likeness isnt being used when you say his name
          you're allowed to say famous peoples names you know right

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that. I said they were sue happy, and that in those examples his likeness was being used and he was being paid. You can sue for frivilous reasons and even if the case eventually gets thrown out, its still a headache and a waste of time and money. For such a throwaway reference I understand why they changed it.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but what you don't understand is that they'd never attempt to sue over someone saying the name bruce lee in such a non derogatory way
              thats just a frankly moronic thing to think because it'd never get started in court let along drag along long enough to be a headache

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >non derogatory way
                I think using it as a joke on how brash and brazen Mario is being could be taken as an insult if you're lawsuit happy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And i think that you're wrong based on the fact that they used his name in 1990whatever and were never sued

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timothee Chalamet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should've been "Who do you think you are, Chargin' Chuck?"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      jackie chan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could’ve used Little Mac from Punch Out lmao it would’ve unironically been a cool reference

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah now this would have been nice

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad someone agrees, at least Little Mac and Punch Out get a shoutout like Link and Samus

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MALLOW: Who do you think you are, Homelander? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, wouldn't want kids to learn something in a video game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuck Norris. One dated reference with about the same amount of time passed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      john cena, jackie chan

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely soulless, holy shit.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i fricking hate this souless font nintendo use for everything
    anyone have the zelda 3ds text comparison?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did game devs just decide that they're 'done' with the color black and having color contrast in general? Are there seriously people who think that washed out fog effect legitimately looks good?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No peace sign? No buy, that ain't MY Mario.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only gays give the peace sign now.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it's COOL when Mario does it

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >theres an entire generation of zoomers who have never watched martial arts action movies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody born within the last 10 years (which is the targeted demo of this game) knows who Bruce Lee or even Jackie Chan is for that matter.

      If they were going to replace it with anything it would have been Logan Paul.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was born in an era where star wars was a thing of the past and yet i kept seeing star wars references everywhere in media,didnt stop me from asking or searching,i'm not moronic,and kids literally can just whip out their phone and search who bruce lee is

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody born within the last 10 years (which is the targeted demo of this game)

        Wrong moron. More like 30+.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 soulless…

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine bruce lee being alive today and what he'd have to say about politics...

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Bruce Lee's estate notoriously whiny and defensive about his name being said in any context ever?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably
      I bet they had a fricking fit over Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY TOOK OUT BRUCE LEE

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Lee

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >souless

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh.

    Was kinda looking forward to this game but now I will be saving my money. Thanks for letting me know, OP.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worse lighting than a 2d snes game with prerendered sprites
    Did they line up every single artist who understood contrast and shoot them? Why is there a veil of pale pink fog over the entire image?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're in a magical forest you fricking moron.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woolsey translations are bad. Fitting that Tendies are the only people who give a shit about his localizations. If he had a hand on any modern JRPG you guys would throw a massive fit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      UH ACTUALLY FRICKING UP THE TRANSLATION AND ADDING NERDY MEMES IS SOUL, YOU SPOONY BARD LULZ

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      UH ACTUALLY FRICKING UP THE TRANSLATION AND ADDING NERDY MEMES IS SOUL, YOU SPOONY BARD LULZ

      Sand on the boots

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Bruce Lee reference was already dated when it was made, which is part of why it was made in the SNES version

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1fKKwxkKWIR6
    File Select theme for the audiophiles.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the obscure anime references make it in this time or is the translation still no fun allowed

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That text is so fricking tiny.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant corporations just love to rip out all the SOUL

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