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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a rule where Jagged Alliance 3 threads can't just say that in the subject or OP?

    Anyway, is it better to give everyone light armor and the fast runner perk or medium armor and the flanker perk on the way to lightning reflexes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bonus move is more important

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have heavy and medium armor on most of my crew except the imp, but I also their dex and agility trained up past 80, so even so they're pretty fast.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I trained Grizzly and Steroid up to >80% Agility and Dexterity and they’re both still slow as shit. Maybe some characters have hard caps?
          On the other hand making sure your dudes get R&R helps keep morale high or very high, which gives bonus AP even for those wearing heavy armour.
          Steroid I have turned into a taxi service and trainer after getting his Leadership up. He’s my solo merc scavenging shit and bringing it to frontline teams, and taking on militia training so frontline teams aren’t wasted fricking around with that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stick a MG on grizzly so he spends a lot of time curled up like a turtle handing out kamehamehas, when he does need to relocate his skill is useful. He is still slower like you say though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've found that stats have less dramatic impact on merc ability than in the previous games. It seems like no matter what your agility level, a given merc will take on average 1-2 shots/actions per turn without factoring bonus move. When you include bonus move, this lets you dedicate all AP to actions while still being able to move a good distance, and also allows you to cover a lot of distance if you need to. A 90+ agility merc feels way slower than a ~70 agility merc with bonus move skills.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so you'll never see them.

      Which is kind of a shame really

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me know if it itches, I can rub something on it 😉

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical Ganker autism. You are supposed to be in the know.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Replying to a motherfricker from ~2 months ago
        I hate this board

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BE QUIET NOW!!!

    IT IS A SHAME THAT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH ME MOVE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the gigastacy Fox is intimidated by the Polish bvll. It's cute.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOOOWWL-AAUUUGGH! GOOO, GET TO DAH CHOPPAAA!!
      >*bizarre Arnie noises intensify*

      >obvious Arnie reference
      >he speaks with german accent
      >occasionally adds in "ja" or other german words
      Why did they feel the need to make him a pole again?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was Polish in JA2, they just continue the tradition. Although in JA2, he didn't sound much like Arnie, IIRC, he just nicked some lines from him. In JA3 they just went "frick it" and gave him the Ahnold accent.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        call somebody from Sir-Tech and ask them zoomie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes for a better justification to dislike russians maybe

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give JA3 a go but am waiting for a couple of updates more.
    It seems markedly better than the other games that were released between this and JA2 but needs more polishing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, it's not even a contest. It's a bit rough here and there, but it's the best JA game after JA2.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fricker has too much of a main character vibe to him. He annoys me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should pay attention and see how it's done commando-style.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOOOWWL-AAUUUGGH! GOOO, GET TO DAH CHOPPAAA!!
          >*bizarre Arnie noises intensify*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it when he calls me "Chief"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, it's Jan Michael Vincent

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mouse is cute.
    I'd give her cheese.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a terrible girlfriend, running off on her relationship and civilian medical practice to try and get some mercenary tail again.
      She's also clearly pissy because Fox has no interest in fricking her (REEEEEEEEEEEEEE).

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, this game is not bad actua-
    >zombies
    What in the actual frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're African

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JA2
      >hey this game is not bad act-
      >aliens
      Zombies make more sense

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, Sci-Fi mode was an optional setting (even if it is the intended experience)

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking commies are your allies
    Please tell me they betray you halfway through the game or something and you'll get to wipe them the frick out.
    I can't suffer these red bastards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can wipe them out the moment you meet them and forcibly take away the mine. Are you moronic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he wants permission, doesn't have the balls to act on his own.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ironically commie mentality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I handed out commie flyers and helped The Cause until Chimurenga decided to give up on the revolution and now those commie dipshits work for me for free.
      Just like communism always rolls out… the proles work for crumbs and the people at the top make fat stacks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just like communism always rolls out… the proles work for crumbs and the people at the top make fat stacks
        Funnily enough it's exactly the same with capitalism. Almost as if the game was rigged from the start.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just hit the world flip event and hooooly shit there’s some good loot to be had once you smash the red wave.
    My teams are all packing HK21s, Galils, and Dragunovs now, as well as a mortar, the rotary grenade launcher and a few other cool toys.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp the mortar is shit and the MGL loses 16% condition per shot when firing 40mm HE so I’m not very impressed.
      The HK21’s are nice, though, I’ll be keeping them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get grunty, grizzly, and meltdown equipped with mortars and hit a concentrated area with mortar fire and you can clean up. Flasbangs help.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have Barry with the mortar and MGL for his explosives skill, Meltdown and Grizzly are on the HK’s. I can do all right with just AR launchers I think.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is a multiple grenade launcher
          >It has a six shot magazine
          >but needs 12 hours of maintenance after firing only four shots
          What the FRICK was Haemimont thinking?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have issues when it comes to trying to balance things.
            The worse issue is they have so many times where they have unique NPCs you don't want to die fight alongside you... but friendly AI in this game is absolutely moronic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’d think the balance in the forty Mike Mike HE’s would be their rarity.
              The balance in the mortars is the rarity of the shells and the amazingly shit damage output (assuming you can actually hit anything with them in the first place)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            """Balance""" I assume, make big guns degrade fast so they have fewer uses or some gay ass shut like that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And yet for some reason they decided it was a good idea to have so many random enemies carrying RPGs against your mercs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting it from the very begining, but daaaamn, I wasn't expecting it to go THIS hard.
      On unrelated note, is the date of N-Night dependent on when you discover it and the game always gives you 7 days, or is it fixed and you can be late to the party? For me it was 7 june

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        always gives you 7 days when you discover it

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best attachments options?
    I'm having good results with UVdot, scope x10 and heavy stock for long range snipers. (For whatever reason none of my 70+ mechanics cannot add a bipod to that m24.)
    Shorter range, mobile sneaky snipers get ACOG, silencer, heavy stock and tac device.
    Any good builds for SMGs? I'm still trying to make them work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snipers
      >more snipers
      It's like you don't want to have fun

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current squad
    Primary: imp, fox, berry, live wire, grizzly, wolf
    Secondary: Larry, raider, raven, grunty, Ivan, flay(who kinda sucks, good thing he's free)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fox
      >grizzly
      >wolf
      You'll gonna end up in a threesome, won't you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fox is one hell of a woman, got some nice guns on her too

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this game randomly on steam and it actually looked kind of ok so I pirated it and actually it's pretty fricking good
    are they actually working on this still/improving it? feels like the game needs an expansion pack to fix some of its issues

    so far my biggest complaint is the reddit tier cringe dialogue/writing, I get its supposed to be lighthearted and funny but its not it usually just feels moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've just released a first major patch and there is a console version in the way. The game turned out to be very successful, so I will eat my hat if the devs are not planning a DLC.
      As for the writing - that's Jagged Alliance for ya. That series was never very serious in the first place.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That series was never very serious in the first place.
        >opening scene in JA2 where tanks mow down civilians
        >Cutting off heads of terrorists for bounty
        >Death prison in the middle of the desert
        >Hospital level
        Id say that JA2 was 70% serious / 30% satire while JA3 is the opposite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, I remember JA2 being this Fallout 2-style black comedy, while JA3 leans more into typical pastiche.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you play it young it might seem serious but anon is probably seeing it through nostalgia glasses, like FO2 even the most tragic stories are still charged with dry humor and ridiculousness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so far my biggest complaint is the reddit tier cringe dialogue/writing, I get its supposed to be lighthearted and funny but its not it usually just feels moronic
      Bulgarians or even modern day Canadians aren't going to be able to replicate that style of humor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am dissatisfied with this product I stole
      Go frick yourself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Piracy isn't stealing moron
        Also how he acquired the product has no bearing on the quality of thereof

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Piracy isn't stealing moron
          The law disagrees.
          >how he acquired the product has no bearing on the quality of thereof
          If you didn't pay for it you don't get to have an opinion on it.

          >JA2 1.13 patch is considered the gold standard
          like why are you gays like that
          1.13 is fricking fiat considered how inflated it is

          I'm sorry, what was the gold standard in your opinion? Because most long-term players absolutely regard 1.13 as the final and definitive version.

          calm down homosexual

          >calm down homosexual
          Sorry that I find opinionated illiterate morons annoying, anon, I'll try to do better in the future.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you didn't pay for it you don't get to have an opinion on it.
            moronic take.
            >If you didn't play it you don't get to have an opinion on it.
            FTFY

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The law disagrees.
            The law calls it copyright infringement. That's why usually if you get caught you need to pay a fine. Not go to prison.
            Maybe you should read the law before spouting literal propaganda produced by companies that wanted to scare people from sharing stuff.
            >If you didn't pay for it you don't get to have an opinion on it.
            Because marketers said so? Lmao, if i inherent something for free i cant have an opinion on it? If i get free test sample i dont get to have an opinion on it? If i play free demo of a game i dont get to have an opinion on it?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do you feel about age of consent laws?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no strong opinion about my country age of consent laws, why do you ask?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Normally people who argue about copyright law start talking about age of consent for some reason, they've also generally never created anything anyone would want to steal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Normally people who argue about copyright law start talking about age of consent for some reason
                I guess you just hang around communities where AoC is a hot issue
                >they've also generally never created anything anyone would want to steal.
                Wow just like 99.7% of people. So what?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only hang out here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MD trying to say the Black person-word was breddy funny.
      Also Kalyna a cute and very accurate!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inter-merc bants are great in general
        Ron and Charlene being the lovely dovely power couple smoking perps together are adorable
        MD getting creeped out by Flay is one of my favourite things.
        Igor struggling hard to earn his uncles' recognition is downright touching.
        Shadow admitting that he also liked Rambo movies would have been cool had he not done it over Grizzly's dead body (at least in my playthrough)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite is the one with Shadow and Scope swapping increasingly improbable stats on long shots they've allegedly made. (Come to think of it, it's kind of odd how the story hypes Shadow as a sniper while the game tries to push you toward a melee build with him.)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MD trying to say the Black person-word was breddy funny.
        >Bulgarian '''humor'''

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My kingdom for a fricking "sort" button at sector stashes. That, and for NVGs to auto-equip/unequip at night/day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merc recruitment screen also needs "sort by X stat" button baddy
      JA2 had it, and in JA3 i had to rely on external google doc made by fans to compare stats of mercs
      Preposterous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't they have no penalty? I threw one on Blood the former hoodrat and never took it off. Infinite knives is moronicly strong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The penalty is that you can't equip a helmet with them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There should be separate equipment slots for 'eyes/face' and 'headgear'

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There should be separate equipment slots for 'eyes/face' and 'headgear'

          Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this set in 2001, when integrated NVG/helmet rigs were kinda cutting edge tech not generally available outside Special Forces units?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even the National Guard had NVG's in the 90's so... cutting edge in 2001? LOL. No.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d kill for a ‘re-up squad x for y days’ function. Having to individually extend contracts is a pain in the ass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd suck eleven dicks for a little meter showing how long mercs have before they'll get tired and how long you need to rest to get back to zero when you've been traveling but don't have the "tired" status yet.

        (Actually, what is map stamina based on? Health?)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think leadership affects it, probably dexterity and maybe agility

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think i've seen mod for that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game really lacks hotkeys and QoL shit in the UI.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the enemy is all clustered together

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yah I did Santiago last night and he shaped charged a group of 5 enemy mercs twice in a turn, rendering them into meaty chunks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just cannot get past the hideous made of plasticine mercs and moronic "balance" for a single player game. I need barry to look like a fresh graduate at a job interview, not a psycho with a hard-on for booby traps like they made for some reason.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's older now, this is post JA2

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's set 3 years after JA2 from the looks of it since the laptop says it's 2001. Glad they went that route because modern guns are gay as frick.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The aa-12 was made in mid 2000's and never got past the prototype phase, the should have kept the p90 and 1911 instead of an anachronism of a gun that is shockingly weak for a full auto shotgun.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Should have kept the CAWS, my favorite weapon in JA2 with the gun barrel extender, just absolutely mulches everything you use it on.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guns haven't really evolved that much since 2001 (gun culture has changed, so the civvie market might be more or less gay depending on preference though). Even if you think that's the case then remember that shitholes aren't going to be the most up to date in terms of armament, but they tend to field rather eclectic stuff.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bit older and has field experience now. Also, this tracks with the series' theme of every explosives specialist bar the most expensive ones being insane in some way or another.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does "Improved Reliability" from two different weapon mods stack (e.g. a Fine-Tuned Mag and an Extended Gain-Twist Barrel on a FN-FAL) or is it only applied once?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know if reliability is even a thing
      Never had any of my guns jam on me during the entire campaign

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can happen below 70%, and after that gets more common, if your character has low mechanical skill they may not be able to clear the malfunction.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heт. Ушaнкa stays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than Nail's Jacket

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn the president is one dumb homie.
    I’m trying to rescue you, get yo’ panicky sash-wearin’ ass into cover.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I've never played one of these games is https://www.gog.com/en/game/jagged_alliance_2 the best place to start?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JA2 1.13 patch is considered the gold standard, but it’s pretty dated and the interface might take a little getting used to.
      I’d unironically encourage you to try JA3 first because it’s not quite as crunchy, which might help.

      I stick a MG on grizzly so he spends a lot of time curled up like a turtle handing out kamehamehas, when he does need to relocate his skill is useful. He is still slower like you say though.

      Yeah I found that he wasn’t any better than Meltdown at the LMG support role, but the two of them working together can really hold off a lot of scumbags while the DMs/snipers do their thing.
      Area denial is a powerful tool because the enemy is reluctant to enter overwatch zones.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright. I'll have to wait for a sale but I'll add it to my wishlist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If JA2 is more in your budget then start there, if you look at charity shops, flea markets etc you might be able to find pic related, that should still work assuming your PC has a DVD-ROM drive LOL

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but can I get a quick rundown on what's exactly different between JA2 and 1.13?
        I remember hearing about it from an older vet buddy who I smoked pot with back in high-school who loved to talk about it but the controls hard filtered me when I tried it. Now that I'm a bit experienced with JA3 I wanted to give it another shot but don't know whether to start modded or not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JA2 1.13 patch is considered the gold standard
        like why are you gays like that
        1.13 is fricking fiat considered how inflated it is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine as long as you understand it's from the late 90s in terms of UI and it can be a little clunky (it was one of the better UIs back then). Might need the Stracciatella mod to get it running properly but that comes with its own bugs and issues at times. Don't listen to

      JA2 1.13 patch is considered the gold standard, but it’s pretty dated and the interface might take a little getting used to.
      I’d unironically encourage you to try JA3 first because it’s not quite as crunchy, which might help.

      [...]
      Yeah I found that he wasn’t any better than Meltdown at the LMG support role, but the two of them working together can really hold off a lot of scumbags while the DMs/snipers do their thing.
      Area denial is a powerful tool because the enemy is reluctant to enter overwatch zones.

      , fricking 1.13 gays. Look, I love it too but that's throwing someone into the ocean to teach them to swim.

      1.13 is a massive overhaul mod that changes everything to add more autism. You can tweak the shit out of it but that requires knowing the what the frick you're tweaking. It's not for someone new.

      JA3 is a fine place to start though. A lot of references will go over your head but it's hardly vital.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take it easy killer, that’s why I steered him towards JA3 instead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jagged Alliance 2 is probably the best place to start out of all the old games, but even then the interface and gameplay may be a bit impenetrable if you've only ever played modern games. It's totally acceptable to start with JA3 and work your way backwards once you're invested.

        Whatever you do, DON'T start with the 1.13 patch, unlike what [...] says. 1.13 is a bloated beast that's been built up for nigh on twenty years by people who have played the original to the point of rote memorization. It's completely unplayable to anyone who hasn't played base JA2 to death, and in my opinion, a pain in the ass even then.

        Thing is, the basic JA2 downloaded off of GOG doesn't run properly on modern systems. I'd recommend the Stracciatella mod, which makes it compatible with modern systems but preserves the vanilla gameplay. Once you're comfortable, you may want to try out 1.13 (which also makes it compatible with modern systems), but not immediately, for the reasons I mentioned above.

        How the frick do you morons interpret "I’d unironically encourage you to try JA3 first" as "Play JA2 1.13"?
        The guy asked whether JA2 was the best place to start and my answer was to advise that although JA2 1.13 is the gold standard, JA3 would be recommended.
        Learn to fricking read before you start hyperventilating, holy shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You called it the gold standard and made no mention of vanilla. That makes it sound like the unofficial Bloodlines patch or something.

          when you get to ja2, definitely get 1.13 sooner than later, it's probably the best mod for any game, ever.
          the haters are just not very smart, so it makes them very angry because reading is hard.

          >Filename
          Kek. But yeah 1.13 is the sole reason theres interest in the franchise even after all this time and all the flops. The haters are just contratians and stracciatella devs.

          He's new, he should run through vanilla once or twice first. 15 years ago you could have maybe gone straight to 1.13 but not these days. It's 20+ years of feature creep.

          Also better for JA3, as it's a sequel to JA2, not 1.13.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You called it the gold standard and made no mention of vanilla
            Because for JA2 it is, and has been for years. But I also literally told him to start with JA3. Go back and read my post with your brain switched on, you fricking muppet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You called it the gold standard and made no mention of vanilla
          Because for JA2 it is, and has been for years. But I also literally told him to start with JA3. Go back and read my post with your brain switched on, you fricking muppet.

          The language of your post was misleading. It was probably an honest mistake, but given your meltdown I doubt you have the maturity to learn anything from it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, that’s just your cope for not comprehending a clear statement then going off half+wienered.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That wasn't me. This is me now calling you a moron.

              >You called it the gold standard and made no mention of vanilla
              Because for JA2 it is, and has been for years. But I also literally told him to start with JA3. Go back and read my post with your brain switched on, you fricking muppet.

              It doesn't matter if you have experience with JA3, going straight into 1.13 with JA2 would be a fricking nightmare.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          calm down homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jagged Alliance 2 is probably the best place to start out of all the old games, but even then the interface and gameplay may be a bit impenetrable if you've only ever played modern games. It's totally acceptable to start with JA3 and work your way backwards once you're invested.

      Whatever you do, DON'T start with the 1.13 patch, unlike what

      JA2 1.13 patch is considered the gold standard, but it’s pretty dated and the interface might take a little getting used to.
      I’d unironically encourage you to try JA3 first because it’s not quite as crunchy, which might help.

      [...]
      Yeah I found that he wasn’t any better than Meltdown at the LMG support role, but the two of them working together can really hold off a lot of scumbags while the DMs/snipers do their thing.
      Area denial is a powerful tool because the enemy is reluctant to enter overwatch zones.

      says. 1.13 is a bloated beast that's been built up for nigh on twenty years by people who have played the original to the point of rote memorization. It's completely unplayable to anyone who hasn't played base JA2 to death, and in my opinion, a pain in the ass even then.

      Thing is, the basic JA2 downloaded off of GOG doesn't run properly on modern systems. I'd recommend the Stracciatella mod, which makes it compatible with modern systems but preserves the vanilla gameplay. Once you're comfortable, you may want to try out 1.13 (which also makes it compatible with modern systems), but not immediately, for the reasons I mentioned above.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you get to ja2, definitely get 1.13 sooner than later, it's probably the best mod for any game, ever.
      the haters are just not very smart, so it makes them very angry because reading is hard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Filename
        Kek. But yeah 1.13 is the sole reason theres interest in the franchise even after all this time and all the flops. The haters are just contratians and stracciatella devs.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I’m old, look what I just rediscovered in my JA2 box. I was wondering where that got to.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone see the total biscuit Easter egg?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *golf clap*
      BRAVO, HAEMIMONT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, where it is?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forget the grid number but there is a cluster of those voodoo statues and when you examine them it's say WTF is this? and activates a cynicism perk, nearby is a pit with a body attached to a rock by a rope, I assume that is a far cry 3 egg.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was in B12

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    good mods?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tactical device
    >increases stealth kill chance
    >also illuminates wielder in the dark
    for what purpose

    Also does the UV Dot and Quick Prism Scope stack? (i.e. if your first action is an attack is it automatically aimed four times?)

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone using a custom merc in their run?
    I've tried to make one, but the points are so limited that it's hard for me to make anything decent.
    Also, frick Biff.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my IMP got toasted by a sniper during the mansion assault. Honestly not a big loss, them being free is their only real perk. i think in future runs I might just make the IMP a dedicated militia trainer since there's such a dearth of cheap leader mercs (hitman is it, basically)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always buff my imps leadership, medical, and mechanical so he's more of a rear with the gear type, other mercs can train him into a combat guy easily.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I created an IMP with the intention of simulating John Wick - all about using guns in extremely close range. It proved pretty effect, though I don't know if I could have done it as easily with any AIM merc.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      in ja3?
      max wisdom and leadership

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll be honest, with how the mod tools look, this game has some real potential to be as bloated (good) as 1.13

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zombie-dolphins, man...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is addicted Larry superior to cured Larry?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the only advantages addict Larry has is +6 health and the Optimist trait instead of the Pessimist trait. Sober Larry has +5 agility, +6 dexterity, +12 wisdom, +8 marksmanship, and the Mr. Fixit trait.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sober Larry can also convince Biff to hand over the diamond, can't he? Having either him or Smiley around can solve the problem.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just told him to hand it over and he did, no Larry or Smiley

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you can also manage it if you have high enough stats or do other pre-reqs?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Negotiator trait is borderline op. It solves almost all of your issues.

              Anyone using a custom merc in their run?
              I've tried to make one, but the points are so limited that it's hard for me to make anything decent.
              Also, frick Biff.

              I made one. Unfortunately I overinvested in secondary skills and his primaries are shit, so he's not much use.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I picked the green diamond up off his corpse after he ran into enemy fire and got wasted. No idea what it's for yet.

            Biff defense was fittingly rough, especially the final wave that pushed me off the sign I had been using as a sniper nest.

            Lost katalyna during it, she got downed by a sniper headshot and then arty shells fell on her while she was getting revived.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a breeze for me, but I was strapped for ammo ever since. Grizzly had an hk21 and wolf had a minimi, anyone berry didn't blow up got mowed down.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This battle was easy
              Mortars were a mere annoyance, especially after you realise they only hit the center of the area.
              I had mouse zooming about, headshotting everyone with her m14, while both Dolovichs covered the appraches with ak-74s (which for whatever stupid reason fire 7.62 and has better pen than m-14, devs, wtf?) occasionally launching a 40mil flashbang here or there.
              The biggest problem was when Biff decided to rush two butchers and almost ended up like average Brit in south Birmingham at 3am had it not been for timely intervention of Livewire and her m24

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Biff taking the diamond is a good ending
            Why do i care about some artifact of bumfrick nowhere african nation?
            But now Biff, thats a different matter. A fellow mercenary who will put that money to good use and maybe even restart M.E.R.C allowing me to hire more disposable mercs

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care about the artifact of some country either.
              I'm more interested in 50000$ I can get for it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the free militia can allow you to cheese the red wave

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are some good mods to bloat the game, I'm about to finish it but I don't want to play it.
    Generally looking for anything to increase the game, but I specifically want more enemies and mercs that don't look too weird next to the vanilla portraits, this hurts my autism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking about making a golgo 13 merc, all his stats are maxed, he comes with a moded m-16, and cost 3 million but it's a one time cost, his perk is an auto retaliation to enemies that stand behind him.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that the inevitable DLC will add some mercs, and I hope all of them are medics, mechanics and leaders

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved playing but Holy frick restarting on hard was a bad idea. So many fricking raiding parties. Any tips bros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont be scared of attacking outposts. Also park some cheap mercs and militia in one of the chockpoints trough with all raids come in and autoresolves those fights

      >All this talk about a 'Red Wave'
      >Just took over the port city in the south with the limp dick governor.
      >And restarted on hard.
      Should I be scared bros?

      It will be ok just prepare to defend key cities/points with merc teams

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mudwater bridge and that port on the south of savanna are great chokepoints to mount a defense on.
        Too bad bridge doesn't allow militia.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The twin peaks town works well as a choke point too, I can't count the amount of times Lary has winged the hog lady with buckshot.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate defending that village. You don't have good positions on top platou and barely any of them go downstairs. You do get militia tho.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All this talk about a 'Red Wave'
    >Just took over the port city in the south with the limp dick governor.
    >And restarted on hard.
    Should I be scared bros?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3035094693

    game characters and their voice actors, according to the devs

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They put out a Roadmap for future updates to the game
    https://community.jaggedalliance.com/index/dev-diaries/devdiary-16-patch-roadmap-r21/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >online shop
      Fricking finally!
      I have had enough of having to rely on snipers because of their ammo efficiency and never using MGs which eat up all of my ammo reserves in one fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do what I did. Install the mod that lets you tweak drop rates and set ammo to full. Then, install the mod that sets auto/burst fire damage to full damage per bullet for EVERYONE.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm waiting for updates to hit, then scour the web for best mods before I start my new run.
          I fear the burnout

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The burnout is real, i clocked in at around 50 hours i think and by the last 5 or so i just went trough the motions, just pushed through to finish the game.

            >clear out half of the map
            >suddenly beefy army dudes that I can barely hurt and drop no army everywhere camping my stashes and taking my mines
            >they have better stuff than me and drop no ammo or weapons or armour when I kill them
            What do, push forward or retake mines?

            >What do, push forward or retake mines?
            Depends how much cash you have, ive retaken everything but in hindsight if you have enough dosh and good team you could just go straight for the objectives. Maybe thats the intended way to play honestly.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >install the mod that sets auto/burst fire damage to full damage per bullet for EVERYONE
          I hate that this even needs to be a mod. XCOM and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The enemy already does full auto bursts where most of the shots hit you at a distance, for full damage, accuracy needs to be rebalanced

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://community.jaggedalliance.com/index/dev-diaries/devdiary-16-patch-roadmap-r21/
      >Bobby Ray will be back
      YES
      >Update 1.5 - Codename: Larry (Modding Maps and Campaigns)
      Thats quite far a way, for shame since i hoped that some crazy bastard will remake JA2 in JA3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inaccurate attacks may hit other body parts of the targets incidentally
      >Ability to salvage knives and other items that were previously
      unsalvageable
      >Toggle button for faster enemy and ally turns
      >Ricochet bullets able to hit and cause collateral damage
      Frick yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they add a section for miscellaneous items. It's ridiculous that you have to relay on RNG for crowbars and lockpicks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go tell them to do it, that's how we got the shop being added to the game in the first place.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote this game off when it was announced because I am obsessed with JA2 and its mechanics but I heard this game is actually pretty good from people I trust. Is there ballistics simulation?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ballistic simulation
      Elaborate. Like, each individual bullet is counted (Like PP or Xcom1994) rather than the only thing that matters is the %? Because I am 98% sure each individual bullet is counted. It's not Firaxcom style with percentages. Without mods you don't even get percentages to your hit chance.

      However, what will annoy you and what there are mods to fix is that burst and full auto do less damage per bullet. Which shows you both that ballistics are simulated (each individual bullet is registered) but also it's a dumb decision. So for example while the exact numbers are not accurate the jist of this is:
      >Single shot - 10 damage
      >Burst fire - 3 bullets doing 6 damage each.
      >Full auto - suppresses, I forget the damage reduction.
      You'll usually see that a single shot has a higher chance to hit with guaranteed lower damage, and a burst will be less damage if only one bullet hits but more damage if they all hit.

      Mods will make it so the nerf to burst/full auto is either reduced or nonexistent.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean like JA2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is the game balanced around burst doing less damage? Are they still an option worth using?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A full burst, if it hits, still deals more dmg per AP spent and probably has better chance of hitting at all, so it may be usefull when you need to hit that limb shot.
          They can also hit other targets so if the enemies are bunched up, spraying at them with burst fire is an acceptable option.
          They chew through ammo tho, and for anything that isn't 9mm, you'll soon find yourself low on ammo.
          (The goddamn shop can't come soon enough)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no shop in JA3?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are going to add it in
              But for now, best you've got is occasional trader with a kne-time offer "buy modded SVD for 2000" or "buy 3 pipe bombs for 500"
              The flea market is a real treasure trove. You've got at least 3 traders there. If RNG is lucky, one may even sell useful stuff like, 2 mags worth of 5.56

              Oh, and you've got crafting. If you find gunpowder and workshop, you can produce your own ammo and bombs

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, based on this thread and some other recommendations I think I'll be grabbing it after I finish Dungeon Rats. Thanks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play the free demo version first

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is with mods, namely contact smugglers mod and Tony's blackmarket trader mod.

              But things like Bobby Ray's should have been in from the start IMHO.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once had a bullet go clean through a guy, then ricochet off a wall and then go into another guy. Take that for what you will

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I once had my sniper (m24 with AP rounds) tell me: "nope. Sorry. Can't hit that guy, he's behind cover."
        The cover was a single layer of sheet metal, propped up on two sticks.
        I said, that's bullshit, aim down and pull the trigger.
        They nailed the guy.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay feels great but the IMP merc is disappointing, made a giga homie and he just has a white guy voice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gus is disappointed in your odd racism, woody... time to take out the trash

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly makes him giga?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the game doesn't have AP loss based on HP and energy left? Shame because I loved that mechanic in JA2 as you could punch a blackshirt unconscious or ruin someone's day even if they had ceramic plates by shooting them so much they passed out. Overall still really enjoying it and pleasantly surprised that a JA game can be good after the year 2000.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clear out half of the map
    >suddenly beefy army dudes that I can barely hurt and drop no army everywhere camping my stashes and taking my mines
    >they have better stuff than me and drop no ammo or weapons or armour when I kill them
    What do, push forward or retake mines?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Study the blade

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes uncle, I will live up to Dolvich name!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of which I've resisted the urge to start up a new run until the next patch but the last time I played was before they patched out the rules of nature bug. How are melee characters now anyway?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chars with high dex have low strength, so they tickle
          Chars with high strength have low dex, so they miss even fully aimed strikes.
          Sneak attacks often leave enemy on "weak" or outright miss. And even if they kill as they should, you still start combat because someone heard something, or found a body

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless yo've got Shadow with sharpened knife. He can solo entire maps.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been playing the base version without mods or patches. I just hate having to constantly readjust to good or bad balancing.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's total bullshit that the enemy gets a free turn on positioning phase, even when face to face in an unavoidable encounter, and they move so far.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a mod to remove the free move or at leat level the playing field by giving the player one as well?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reticle in stracciatella is still broken after the touch screen update

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what perks do you guys feel are the best so far? I actually think Rage is the best perk in the game now, if you have a high health merc and simply let them get wounded, they start outputting insane damage at 3+ wounds and shred everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember the skills names so:
      >Extra move after tossing grenades
      >keep extra move when in heavy armour
      >inspire on 50+dmg hit
      >transfer unspent ap to next turn + gain grit
      >gain grit when out of cover
      >grit on giving first aid
      >extra killy snake attacks
      Good for swift flankers (i.e. Mouse):
      >more extra move
      >15% more dmg from flanking

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still debate whether Heavy Armor is worth it at all. Without that perk you sacrifice all your mobility, with it its still weakened, AND you had to spend a perk just for that, which could've gone elsewhere. All for 10% more damage reduction over Kevlar? It just doesn't seem worth the tradeoffs, Heavy Armor would have to be at least 20% more than Kevlar to truly be worth using. I agree with you on Vanguard, it's actually ridiculously strong, especially since it seems like you can just keep stacking it even as you're waiting in overwatch out of cover for the AI to get there, you can easily get 45-60 grit by the time they show up. Inspire, yeah, I agree, solely because it sometimes gives your Snipers an extra shot and Snipers are already the dominant meta for now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I still debate whether Heavy Armor is worth it at all. Without that perk you sacrifice all your mobility, with it its still weakened, AND you had to spend a perk just for that, which could've gone elsewhere. All for 10% more damage reduction over Kevlar? It just doesn't seem worth the tradeoffs, Heavy Armor would have to be at least 20% more than Kevlar to truly be worth using.
          The main issue is that armour system makes little sense now and should be reworked.
          >get 45-60 grit
          It's capped at 30, my man
          >Inspire, yeah, I agree, solely because it sometimes gives your Snipers an extra shot
          Snipers and shotgunners, the two high rollers when it comes to damage. The difference is that snipers are safer.
          > and Snipers are already the dominant meta for now.
          Low ammo use, best range, best penetration, very good dmg/ap ratio and no penalties at close range. They are insanely strong. I feel like I have to nerfmyself by not using them (too much)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The other big issue with Snipers right now is that they made Stealth way too powerful, the combo of Sniper+Stealth is what trivializes a lot of the maps, and it's such a superior approach to use it it's hard not to just roll with a full squad of Snipers with some backup explosives or machine guns for those missions where you have to kill a lot of enemies fast and don't start at range (like the "don't involve me" version of Blaubert/Luigi), which is the only time Sniper+Stealth isn't the absolute best possible choice. Personally I think Stealth in general needs to be nerfed, and Sniper rifles should at least have massive accuracy penalties at short range, as well as buffing all the other weapons, except maybe Machine Guns, as they are all way too weak in comparison. SMGs and Pistols in general need buffs, and I think they should rework burst fire to have capped accuracy but do full damage so ARs can have their proper place.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Simple fix:
              >all sniper rifles (with one or two special exceptions) cannot mount suppressors.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that would definitely help, at least it would cut down on the Gwehr 98 being so ridiculously good even though it's supposed to be a garbage weapon. I still would like a complete rework of Stealth in general though, you can solo entire maps using Shadow with just a knife.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Gewehr is great even without suppressors. I never rolled suppressors for Kalyna and she was still popping heads with one until I got her a PSG-1. Now it's nearly every turn she blows up a skull. Must protecc.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PSG-1
                Where? How? I must know! My raifu is in this game! Gotta celebrate!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Found it in a bag of M.E.R.C. gear when I was tracking Smiley.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So it's RNG...
                figures. Guess I'll have to keep praying to RNGesus and search every nook and cranny.
                At least tell me if it's actually good?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh anon...
                It has it's own unique sight you can mod onto it...
                Kalyna is an Angel of Death with it.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://github.com/ja2-stracciatella/ja2-stracciatella/issues/1764

    When are the strac devs going to stop adding more bugs than the original game?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did that meathead Gontarski learn how to hack computers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He mistook a PowerPoint for powerlifting now puney computers bow before his rippling physique

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just found out about this series, honetly looks pretty fricking neat, is JA3 decent enough as a starting point?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It """streamlines""" (dumbs down) a lot of aspects of the previous games.
      Noob friendly and probably better starting point than 2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JA3 is a fine starting point. If you want to play the earlier games after JA3, though, you might find them simplistic due to the gameplay changes. I personally think JA2 is intuitive enough that you could start there if you wanted, but that might be because I played it as a child.

      For a narrative perspective, just remember that JA3 is a sequel, because it makes a number of callbacks (some of them plot-relevant) to earlier games. Just keep in mind that if someone mentions a place or person as if you should know them, and you don't, it's probably from an earlier game and not to worry you've missed something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of callbacks to earlier games, how did yall deal with major L.E. Oats?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not the guy I'm paid to kill, he's a harmless idiot and all he has ever done is accidentally fed his buddy to crocs, but come on, who hasn't?
          I let him go. But not before taking his cash, of course. Bullets aren't free

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always liked, uh, "Oats", so I would have just told him to go on his way without consequences if I could, but the option was replaced with sending him to jail, so that's what I did. It seemed to give him more peace, anyway.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I jumped super far ahead in the storyline by going north first and saving Biff. Guess I wasn't supposed to do that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me give you a hint:
      don't go to refugee camp until you're ready

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a big fan of the ammo/parts situation in this game, but I'm sure once I get more mines I can just have an ammo janny.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick can't I blow this boat up at H10? Also there were no enemies when I spawned in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nvm fixed it.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    going in blind for JA3(and series) was a mistake
    >U.I elements are tiny PoS by default, even then memorizing keybind off the bat is way better, since U.I was designed by fricking apple employee
    >by default you 2 different keybinds for exploration and combat movement, WHY
    >prone behind tree, enemy somehow sees my soldier while enemy looks the opposite direction
    >random mercs at the start
    >game locked to 30 FPS with Vsync
    did all I could for village, going to assault the Ernie stronghold

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember to not kill Pierre
      You'll thank me later

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and how the frick am I to do that? he is hostile
        killed Bastien since he was lying

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In this game several prominent characters (including Pierre) have plot armour
          >*headshot with .50BMG*
          >"ugh, you defeated me, let us talk"
          >"hey, I'm a piece of shit, but I can work for you"
          >(kill him) or (let him go) or (skill check: special option, usually quest related)
          >"(this choice will have consequences)"
          If you're afraid of consequences, then save the game before doing anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to keep Pierre alive depending on the kind of run you're going for. It's perfectly fine to kill him, you get fun lines with some of the mercs, such as Fidel, when you execute him, too.

        • 9 months ago
          Patch notes guy

          Fidel gives funny lines every time you kill anyone
          Unrelated question: who is the best medic? MD can't shoot for shit and Fox is too dumb to solve puzzles.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            MD has incredibly high Wisdom, you can train up his Marksmanship in no time. Fox is also god tier with her trait capitalizing on Stealth in a game where Stealth is already broken. DrQ is one of the best melee combatants in the game, Thor is one of the best stealth killers since he has the Stealthy perk, and his Herbal Pills negate tired AND give grit, which makes them super good. So basically every single dedicated Medic in this game is top tier.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's how it was in JA2. Most of the dedicated low to mid range cost medics had massive Agi and Wis, meaning lots of AP and actions in combat, which translated to super fast growth. Dr. Q, Danny, Fox, and Thor were usually my go to picks after grabbing Igor and Blood.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His dad rewards you for sparing him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but a few tiny diamonds are hardly a big gain in the larger scheme of things. It all depends on what kind of run you're doing, if you're doing a villainous run it makes total sense to kill Pierre, let them hang Luc for money, slaughter Bastien, kill Spike, kill Biff, and just basically go on a rampage in general before you leave Grand Chien in smoking ruins and civil war. After all, what do you care? You're just there to get paid.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kill Bastien
              >not intimidating him into extorting money from refugees
              I'm here to get paid not to slaughter anyone and everyone

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more fun to kill him.

                I got fricked so badly by this that, while I didn't lose anyone, I just went and started again because I was pissed.
                Also how the frick are you supposed to get the diamond off Biff, I made sure I went there with Magic, Smiley and Gus (I think I read in some thread that you needed one of them) but he still just left with it.

                You can get it off him if you have Clean Larry or Smiley talk him into it, OR have someone with the Negotiator perk on your team. You have to pick the right dialogue options for this to happen, though. If it really bothers you, you can simply kill him and loot it off his corpse. Arguably it's better to leave it with Biff anyways since he uses it to fund another mercenary company and buy himself a yacht, which is honestly a better use of the money than spending it on Grand "FUBAR" Chien.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I probably fricked up the dialog because I had ALL of those thingsl, but eh, fair enough, it's not like I'm strapped for cash I'm getting like 15k a day with EVERY merc but Spike hired.
                I'm also about to start the red wave, should I just sell whatever antiquities I have until I get a bunch of mines or is it worth to take the hit, zipline to port cacao and sell all of them (already have the museum)?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Green Diamond only gives 50K when you cash it in anyways, it's just a story item, you can either let Biff keep it so he starts a new merc company and lives it up as a rich man, give it to the Museum in which case it becomes a tourist attraction for Grand Chien, or keep it in your mercs inventory until the end of the game in which case they auction it off for millions of dollars and donate the proceeds to help rebuild the country.

                You're going to lose the Port to the red wave if you don't set up a squad in advance, and if you lose the Port Emma disappears from the map, so if you want to keep her around for relic trading make sure that doesn't happen. As for your question, it just depends on what you prefer, the influx of immediate cash or getting the militia to save you time and expense on training them back up at a given location.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone found a way to sequence break by killing the army officer at the refuge camp.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did they even bother with dual wielding if it's such a useless feature?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meltdown gets phat crits with the 92fs and glock. Shame you can't do a burst fire with the glock while duel wielding.
      I'm excited to see what a Long War type overhaul mod would do to this game. Definitely going to try out JA2 when I finish this and try to get my work buddy to play it too since the motherfricker already put 200 hours into JA3.

      Setting overlapping fields of fire never gets old.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Setting overlapping fields of fire never gets old.
        Watching some 20 year old tribal in face pint and a soccer jersey waltz through them and shooting your dudes in the face does, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they accidentally put a bug in the game that doesn't correctly calculate AP costs when dual wielding, I assume it will be fixed next patch, but until then, I recommend you grab this to fix it: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3008387230&searchtext=

      I also highly recommend this mod for weapon balance in general, part of the reason dual wield is so terrible is because pistols and SMGs are way weaker than they should be: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3017633184&searchtext=timmeh

      I have to say, the modding scene for this game is great already, when the full modding tools come out it's going to get even better. This game should have a long and healthy lifespan as a result, and a lot of replay value. I am looking forward to it. There's already mods fixing up the terrible AI and making it more threatening, for example, and we're only a few months in. This game will be amazing once the community works on it for a year or two.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should I be only installing mods through steamcommunity or does it not matter if I do there and nexus to install mods?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just use whatever you like, it's easier to install mods through the Workshop if you are using Steam, otherwise just grab them on the Nexus. Although, Nexus is lagging behind Workshop pretty badly for a lot of mods so you're better off just using SteamCMD to grab the ones they don't have off the workshop if you have a GoG copy or are sailing the seven seas.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any reason to spare commies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      None whatsoever.
      Kill them all.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stumbled across biff's base by accident
    >game gives zero fricks, throws squad after squad of goons at my direction as well mortar
    >last wave just spawns on top of Biff
    >barely survived, Biff is alive
    jesus christ game calm the frick down, there is only so much MG covering fire I can lay down

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got fricked so badly by this that, while I didn't lose anyone, I just went and started again because I was pissed.
      Also how the frick are you supposed to get the diamond off Biff, I made sure I went there with Magic, Smiley and Gus (I think I read in some thread that you needed one of them) but he still just left with it.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid dog, you make me look bad!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cu culaine

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scully, wear a fricking rubber. Get a vasectomy. Pull out. Do literally anything besides constantly nutting as hard and deep as you can into multiple fertile, ovulating bimbos and then wondering why you have so many damned kids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn woody, you got to be careful where you plant your pekker

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a point to mortars?
    explosive shells miss because enemy moved away
    no point in bombarding house either, since you need to penetrate all floors

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most mortar rounds I find are mustard gas rounds, they can work well for ambushes or area denial except most enemies will run straight through the gas and choke to death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get the AI improvement mod, it makes the game way more interesting. Although you might want to wait, they said they're going to release an even better version once the patch comes out.

        >allowed to kill 'le quirky smart negress' at the minefield

        Was kinda butthurt spending more than $20 on a game, but this is has made up for it a little

        You mean the one on the starting island? She's not smart she's fricking insane and a psychopath, just like every explosives expert in the JA series, except maybe Barry. She has some great lines with Fidel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the AI improvement mod
          Is it just a bunch of random tweaks to values or does JA3 support scripting for writing new behaviors? If it's not the latter then it's a waste of time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I have played of it, they have different behaviors. They will wait in stealth, not run into your setup overwatches, and generally are much more cautious about how they engage. It still has problems, though, and honestly it seems like the AI cheats sometimes since it knows where your units are even if they're in stealth with the mod, so hopefully that gets fixed, but I still prefer it to the vanilla behaviors where you can just setup a chokepoint and the enemy just zergs into the crossfire over the smoking bodies of their compatriots.

            This is it if you want to test it out: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3019163272 though like I said he's saying he's going to be a much bigger update to it all soon. Also he has a more comprehensive mod for equipping enemies as well as changing their behavior, but it requires adding his other mods and I prefer Timmehs Weapon Mods to his so I just use the AI improvements and that's it.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was the first to theorize potentially combining mortars with tear gas and leg shots but never fleshed out the strat. Mortars are a tool for B team base defenders, whereas A team should be using nade launcher

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nade launcher
      Ah yes, the weapon that loses 15% condition with every shot, superb choice.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this game good then? The free move sounds annoying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. JA2 is still the king but it's a worthy successor and the core is well made.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >allowed to kill 'le quirky smart negress' at the minefield

    Was kinda butthurt spending more than $20 on a game, but this is has made up for it a little

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Reaper such an edgelord?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's great that so many mercs have unique lines even for stuff like Suliemans chicken. Nails says something about how he needs to actually feed the damn thing. And obviously a guy who picks his merc callsign to be "Reaper" is going to be an edgelord. I would LOVE to see a list of what people make their IMPs callsign, I bet some of them are as silly or dumb as the AIM mercs. Or they are just tryhard and self flattering, like mine, OMAC.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pour one out for Johnny Edwards, who died so that Metal Gear fans could use his handle.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which missing MERCs do you guys want back the most in DLC or even free expansions of the roster? Lynx probably tops the list for most, I suppose, there's already a mod adding him back into the game on Nexus. The game needs more medics so I would like to see Spider come back. Aside from that I would actually like to see more new mercs than anything.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want expansions to be new operations like JA2:UB with new mercs added to the mix there.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              New operations might be nice, on the other hand, I wouldn't mind them expanding the map of the current campaign either. I would like more stuff to do even though the main campaign is pretty good for content already.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hamous maybe, give him a gunboat or old german U-boat he fixed up that would make ports less mandatory
            personally I would like to have operations on the roads, sabotaging the roads(fallen trees, mines, calitrops) same with water ways

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would be nice to slow some of the enemy squads or weaken them, though I would like to see an increase in enemy squad generation if that was added.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DLC or even free expansions of the roster?
            Probably Lynx, also expansion adding maybe some border area from bordering country would be cool. Just a few tiles and new enemy type, something like foreign raiders or maybe something inspired by Tauregs or some separatists.
            Also MOAR weapons

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't think there's much point to them adding weapons when there are already so many mods out that add dozens.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                add improvised dogshit weapons for very early game just to bring some variety instead of
                >pistol, Ak, old german rifle
                there is also criminal lack of flamethrower enemies that would try to rush you and cook you
                and why can't we plant mines ?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easy fix for the mercs starting loadout with either of these two mods:

                https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3007301465

                https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3009190006

                I agree with you on mines, it should be added in with either one of the upcoming updates or a mod at one point.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >turn the game into 7,62 bloat mod with a bunch of shitty guns
                no thanks, glad they didn't fall for the memes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather have use for useless 9mm shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just grab one of the weapon mods, I like Timmehs, but there are like three big ones already on Workshop.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    in case you were wondering why is Scully smiling, this is why

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I figured he was smiling because you have several female mercs on the team.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuFox looks like shit, everytime i see this thread bumped i get triggered by her ugly face.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish they had 2d portraits. Making portraits look worse than a game old enough to drink always hurts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, there is the AI alternative, if you prefer that kind of thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's supposed to be cute but has Jay Leno's jaw. Why did they do this?

          Love that mod.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice dad joke devs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would that prisoner think you're friends with the commies? You aren't, right? You butchered all the dumbass commie gays and took their mine for FREEDOM, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Radical to the max.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        commies are bros tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are persistently shown to be fools

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they follow the principles of great mercenary leader biff abicot
            when he return from his sikret mission, they together save grand chen from the hands of evil

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's everyone in the entire country. I don't think anyone is a real, competent professional in the entirety of Grand Chien.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The major seems pretty competent, the guy at Dimond red was a great slave driver, the old German seems to have his shit together.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spike is suicidal and looking for death. Graf thinks he's got some great destiny to be a slaver, and the German guy is alright I guess.

                There's plenty. Unless you also mean "sane". Then no, I don't think there are any.

                Personally, I think sanity is a baseline requirement for being a competent professional.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's plenty. Unless you also mean "sane". Then no, I don't think there are any.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    without knowing much about the devs I can say there were definitely russians or at least ex-soviet satellite state countries on the team
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Chairs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're bulgarians

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was unironically quite funny book

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do you do with these chairs? I've been destroying them wherever I find them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its RNG where you get tidy sum of cash for it, about 50K, at the point you find the diamond you would have been knee deep in cash and thats just pocket change like the Farmer's "Buried Treasure"

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can send fresh mercs to the Island after refugee camp shit
    admittedly it was D-day experience but managed to box in enemies and prevent invasion forces from leaving the island, can't retake it with my peanut gallery though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you give the port town the MG from the bunker one merc and militia can hold it down easy

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    rest of unique merc perks feel a bit underwhelming tbh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. Let's see,Fox has a really good passive, she can double kill enemies on patrol as a result without them giving an alarm or starting combat with it. Nails is quite good too, he can rampage pretty hard if you maneuver him correctly with a shotgun, Shadows passive lets him solo entire maps with a knife, Ravens is god tier since you just set overwatch on a group of enemies and then they all die the moment someone touches them, Thors pills give crucial grit bonuses at key times AND let you bypass the tired debuff so you never have to stop for rest.

      Wolf makes training militia, scouting, repairing, basically every operation significantly faster which is a huge bonus, if you give Ice a rifle he can use his ability to singlehandedly kill almost any unit in the game, Bloods passive lets you get free flanks while doing major damage, Grunty if set up with a good rifle will cap an extra foe at the start of any combat which synergizes very well with Stealth ambushes, Hitmans lets you sit prone and gain massive damage and tankiness, perfect for the sniper build he's geared for, Gus gives your entire squad Grit every time he gets a kill which is quite useful, Scullys lets you frontline tank with ease, Sidneys gives you bonus rifle shots which is nice.

      Lens special lets you basically one shot anything if your squad is anywhere near each other, Vicki pumps out massive damage (+7 flat damage and 15% crit on every shot is big) with hers, especially when she's dual wielding, Igors makes him the best melee character in the game, and Raider one shots anything in someone elses overwatch cone, and Kalyna is one of the best snipers in the game.

      I think they did a great job overall, most of the mercs have pretty strong abilities if used correctly. The ones I didn't mention are the ones I'd say are either subpar or just bad, for example, Reapers is garbage, Meltdowns is pretty useless, and Steroid probably has the worst ability in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kalyna is one of the best snipers in the game.
        She would be, if she weren't clinically moronic. Even Larry before rehab has higher WIS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reaper's perk is garbage
        it's fairly decent ackshually, makes enemies leave cover right into MG overwatch nests
        >wolf
        sorry bro, gay ex-cop(Raider) is quicker militia trainer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You use raider in conjunction with wolf, duh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gay ex-cop(Raider)
          That explains why Raven is always so pissed off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raider is a married man, Hitman, stop trying to cope with the fact that she won't respond to your advances.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish I could slap bipod on it as well for lols

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really does look incredibly moronic.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me get this straight:
    >we're mercenaries hired by a company
    >to take over the diamond mines and rescue another group of mercenaries who were hired by the same company
    >to take over the diamond mines and fight local rebels who turned out to be yet another group of mercenaries who were also hired by the same company to also take over the diamond mines
    That's some CIA level shitfrickery

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty great, I love how fricked up everything actually is in Grand Chien, the only thing really missing is that it's actually American intelligence agencies causing all the chaos and suffering.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really want an overhaul that'll expand Grand Chien to the rest of the country (We're just in some valley or something) and have it be this fricking shitshow civil war. Communists, presidential loyalists, la legion, company mercs, safari-goers, hermann the nazi scientist, throw in some new donut steel shit like pirates and neighboring country invading and just random gangs. I finished the game and haven't touched it for a few months but it really hit my itch perfectly (or as perfect as can be expected) for tactical turn based. Turn it into african bush war sandbox and I'll be playing it till the cows come home.

        Also plz give me a g3.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone explain to me why the old german/french bunker on Ernie Island had communist flags in it's underbelly?
    cold war era remnants?
    or was it Chimurega ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There seem to be commie sympathizers all over Grand Chien, Chimichanga is just the leader of the faction. To be fair to the moronic Africans they ARE getting fricked over hard by capitalists so communism would be an easy sell to most of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was last stand of german bolsheviks

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the soundtrack blew me away

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can do this blindfolded and tied up

    the way they deliver them and in those situations for the characters.

    >headshot
    >I still dont know if I like Woman on the Front line. I´m starting to change my mind.

    I cant stop laughing at times.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raider sounds like a queer in this game, I miss his old voice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I like the delivery of some of his lines, the speech he gives if one of your guys gets killed is pretty good. So far I'd say the two best VAs in the game are Fox and Fidel, though I need to play through the game with more mercs to fully comment on all of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never believed in this all "french is the language of love" and I know that I'm gay, but the way Flay speaks is making me wet.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >language of love

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fox is a cuckqueen
      Hot.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's best for your merc, ultra light blitzkrieg build or slow heavy build.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultra light speed runner zooming all over the place headshotting everyone with dmr and turtle master holding the line with lmg both have their place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the current meta? Take the Stealthy Perk, max Dexterity/Agility/Marksmanship and just kill everything with a sniper rifle.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got this game and played for couple of hours.
    Managed to take the fort on the first island without doing any of the "soften them up" objectives by sneaking in and manning that machine gun in the tower.

    MD died to the boss and Steroid said "That's what you get for skipping leg day".
    Favourite merc is Bombarry.

    Am I missing something cause I can't se the raw % probability of hitting, have been eyeballing it and going of the merc voice lines when you give the shoot command, but wondering if there is anyway to actually know the odds before you pull the trigger.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I missing something cause I can't se the raw % probability of hitting
      JA games don't give you chance to hit unless a shot has extremely low odds of landing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, thanks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's what you get for skipping leg day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind that this game does a pretty good job of simulating ballistics. As

      I once had my sniper (m24 with AP rounds) tell me: "nope. Sorry. Can't hit that guy, he's behind cover."
      The cover was a single layer of sheet metal, propped up on two sticks.
      I said, that's bullshit, aim down and pull the trigger.
      They nailed the guy.

      said.
      So even if they tell you "yeah I can do it" but there's a lot of things between them, then the shot is likely do be deflected by something.
      It's nothing like nuX-com (and thank God for that)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mad hannah about to get her head blown off with a shotgun
        >hailmarry a sniper shot from wolf on a roof across the map through a wooden shack for a crit kill
        >HYPE

        They can't add in ricochets and off target limb hits quick enough. Kind of crazy the game didn't have them to begin with. Code for accidental limb hits has to already exist because I've definately had it happen with overwatch shots.

        Also frick we need an over the shoulder view to be able to better see what mess we're trying to aim through and whether a shot is blocked by wood or concrete

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing like Xcom
        I don't know about that one chief, I can still hit bullshit targets that are not in line of sight just by penetrating cover, Xcom has squadsight for that, the novelty of stances wears off quickly once you understand it
        if anything JA3 is pretty good bridge between Xcom and JA series, I can still get my nigh infinite moves in one turn cheese just fine

        Whats your guys thoughts on the characters and their personalities? which are most fun? So far nails and Fidel seem to be my favorite, lots of good lines. Grizzly has the occasional good line. Vicki has a shit ton of lines compared to everyone else but none of them good. Wolf is so generic down the middle boring that it kinda fits. Played with blood and ice a little neither seemed that interesting. So far I've only played with 1 that was so grating I had to drop and that was livewire which is a shame considering her abilities
        But it's alright because Vicki's crit and damage buff is pretty great

        Ivan talks shit about you, the commander 24/7 in Russian, it's pretty funny if you can understand him
        Shadow has also quite a few lines, he is quite blunt
        Gus is always good pick, he has a few lines with Len
        >Len, can you rub my leg, it hurts again
        >I am not falling for that one again
        >Oh come, I ate beans that time
        >Hey Len can you pull my finger real quick?
        You can also recruit Pierre he has quite a few unique dialogues when encounter Legion's sub bosses, alas he is pretty far away

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your guys thoughts on the characters and their personalities? which are most fun? So far nails and Fidel seem to be my favorite, lots of good lines. Grizzly has the occasional good line. Vicki has a shit ton of lines compared to everyone else but none of them good. Wolf is so generic down the middle boring that it kinda fits. Played with blood and ice a little neither seemed that interesting. So far I've only played with 1 that was so grating I had to drop and that was livewire which is a shame considering her abilities
    But it's alright because Vicki's crit and damage buff is pretty great

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ivan is the best merc with the best banter. Fidel is #2 and is the only character with the Psychopath trait that actually seems truly insane and sociopathic, whereas Nails and Meltdown are just angry. I really enjoy Grunty talking about how his Mother taught him to kill his childhood bullies and hide their bodies. Reaper is an edgelord and therefore fun. Actually in general I like all the Legendary mercs, with the exception of Magic and Fauda, who simply do not have the charisma of the rest. Scope is the best female character in the game, by the way.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss Buzz. Perfect depiction of a deranged woman.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lynx and Buzz will probably be the first mercs they bring back in DLC/expansions. I really want them to create more new mercs though, although they need to do a better job with them, the only one that was even decent was Kalyna and even she isn't all that great. The mercs should definitely be oddballs, that's the nature of JA, but they should also feel like mercs, and Livewire/Omryn/Kalyna simply are too far on the spectrum of quirky and they don't seem like actual killers for hire in any way.

          I also think a lot of the older mercs got downgraded, Igor for example is terrible compared to what he was in JA2, again too far on the quirky side and not enough on the "gun for hire" side. Oh and Fauda is just a dumb concept, you cannot create a badass tough and grizzled old woman warrior, it just doesn't exist, it will never work, that role is exclusive to men for a reason.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DO YOU MEA. I CANT RELOAD??
    >Grizzly chewed through my entire stock of 7,62 almost single handedly with the rpk
    Kek. Machine guns only costing 3 ap when set up or using grizzlies ability is pretty nuts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally just picked up a minimi
      >can install a shortened barrel on it which reduces it to 2 ap a burst
      What the FRICK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        microchaingun go BRRRT

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about a hover craft for faster travel? 6 seats, an cross rivers but needs fuel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want shitty toyota with a dshk in the back

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d be happy for a return of the ice cream van senpai

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pipe bombs landing in the middle of my child soldier militia and nails spends the whole combat running around and diving on them to rip out the fuse
    heheh

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ex-French colony
    >not a single french weapon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FAMAS?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a WW2 weapon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A white flag?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What'd you get, crappy early SMGs in a game with guns 3 gen their descendants everywhere and frick-off overkill 12.7 rifleman long sticks?
          I want the FR-F1 but as far as I can tell it doesn't exist in vidya.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want the FR-F1 but as far as I can tell it doesn't exist in vidya
            It does in JA 2 1.13

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even FR-F2 exists in that. Both are okay guns for their price range and caliber, better with SDO I think.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like this song

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick I just noticed a Black's healthbar will highlight if he's in line of fire for penetration/burst fire and it fricking matters where you place the shot.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY GUN IS NOT A MAGIC WAND YOU KNOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Showing Kalyna my magic wand!!

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played around with mods?
    I'm wondering what they'd be like if someone modded them in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit i didnt think of it, but TF2 characters are mercs and their personalities would fit JA3
      They would need more realistic portraits tho

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New patch is out, anyone notice a difference?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      game's size changed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can scrap the big piles of knives I've built up, but unfortunately not the big piles of steel pipes.
      >better quickload to make sure scrapping this gun gets me a steel pipe
      >don't want to run out of steel pipes, after all
      >I'll definitely be glad I did this in the future, yessiree

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had a run where I ran dry of steel pipes and chips
        >become somewhat obssessed with both, start piling them
        >end game now and I realize most of my guns either have thermals or nothing because I was always dry on scopes
        FRICK

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, chips seem super rare at first, but east Fleatown has an MP5k and a Glock 19 you can repeatedly buy every several days for only a few grand that you can easily harvest chips from with some savescumming. I guess you can do the same with lenses through the Dragonov at the poacher's camp, but it's only one at a time and in a far less convenient location.

          Also there never enough spare parts and way too much goddamn gunpowder. I'm sitting on dozens of stacks of this crap that I can't do anything with because I need the parts for mods or for turning ammo into AP ammo. It shouldn't be 1 gunpowder and 30 scrap to make bullets, it should be 30 gunpowder and 1 scrap.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually gave up on making bullets, just had people running WP ammo which is plentiful thorough the game. Now that the red wave came and shit isn't so time sensitive anymore, I'll just leave Red perpetually doing 7.62 NATO and 5.56 somewhere central like Fleatown.
            I should add that I don't really need parts for mods anymore, everyone is already packing late game gear (or I have enough weapons stored once I solve the 7.62 drought).
            I didn't even need to buy the MP5 but good idea for future runs.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn this game sucks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, even if I think it has problems.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These African songs after every major side quest are breddy comfy.
    Any lyrics? Just did the Diesel sidequest

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally turned Steroid into a non-shit merc with acceptable APs per turn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible for Steroid to be usable long term since Ivan is the best merc in the game and Steroid has a permanent -1 AP with Ivan around, making Steroid the worst merc in the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ivan is an aim bot, but lacks personality beyond being Russian. He's fun in a jar jar binks kind of way if you have grunty and other mercs that like him in the same squad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's hardly just an aim bot, you can play him in virtually any way and he's god tier, have you tried Explosives Ivan, for example? Melee Ivan is also ridiculously strong, he can do just about anything and do it better than anyone else since he has the best passive for multi killing in the game, you can clear entire maps with just him if you play him correctly.

          I would say pic related is the ultimate tier list for the game, factoring in cost and everything else.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an odd list since livewires skill makes stealthing a reckoned zone extremely easy, but she bottom of the list for personality. I could put Ivan down there for personality.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My sweet Ukie princess in C tier.
            I'll have you strung to a cross.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's just not that good, her Mech skill is decent but still needs training so she doesn't quite fit that niche, and her overall statistics are not that good. Her special ability is just okay and ultimately she's just not worth the cost compared to other mercs who can do what she does, better and more efficiently. Also I can't say I like her personality either, an adult woman acting like an 8 year old is not charming, especially when they're supposed to be a mercenary who kills people for a living.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She does have that one great line, when chimuranga is talking about communism being good, she says, "and I thought I believed in fairy tales", aside from that the way she talks with that bizarre inflection makes her sound like she's impersonating the game grumps.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of the mercs dab on Chimichanga, it's pretty great.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fidel and Nails should be lower. Scope and the other brit should be higher. Thor should be lower solely because he's worse than both Fox and Dr. Q. I'm not sure if I'm getting RNG-tinted glasses but Ice is a killing machine in my playthroughs, and Magic is like Kalyna, but better, so he should be at least above her.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem with Magic is his cost, he's the most expensive merc in the game and he really doesn't justify it, the only two mercs who could conceivably be worth what Magic costs are Shadow and Ivan, and even then, it would be questionable.

              Fidels passive is amazing and he easily destroys entire groups with it, I admittedly favor him due to his incredibly based personality, as well, so I could see him being in A instead, but I still think he's really fricking good.

              I disagree about Thor, his Herbal Pills are great for avoiding the Tired debuff and give grit on demand, and he's one of the best stealth killers in the game, plus he's a Medic which is extremely valuable. Scope and Sidney are really good yeah but I don't think they're as cost efficient as the ones I put above them.

              You're right that Ice could be higher, though, if you use a Rifle and his passive he one shots just about anything.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fidels passive
                Wait, what

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He throws two grenades instead of one every time he uses explosives. It's great.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fidel with Barry shaped charges, consequences be damned

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What consequences? Very Low mishap? rofl

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's his active ability that he cannot use again until you get a kill with somethng else.
                But if used right, there's no need to ever use it again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What makes Mouse so good? Is it just the combo of having game-best Agility and nearly game-best Dexterity out of the gate, along with getting complete control of her perk selection? Is it because she's very cute?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              all of them
              also not triggering overwatch fire

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget starting with a silenced gat

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't used the ruskies since I recruited Igor and found I didn't like his new personality.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the mercs have a downgraded personality from the previous games, most of them don't feel like hired killers/mercs at all, yeah they were always quirky, but not to the extent they are in JA3. Igors a great example, he's a merc who is chasing the legend of his uncle and trying to carve out his own niche, and then in JA3 he seems to drop about 40-50 IQ points and never shuts up about vodka/being a Dolvich.

          It's an odd list since livewires skill makes stealthing a reckoned zone extremely easy, but she bottom of the list for personality. I could put Ivan down there for personality.

          Ivan is pretty based actually, if you understand what he's saying at all he easily has the best banter in the entire game. He's one of the only characters that still acts and talks like a real merc, unlike his nephew.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Idiot commander thinks I'm scared of bullets

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guess I could turn on subtitles? I'm not learning another language for one sided banter

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haш кoмaндиp
              coвceм дypaк!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't start learning russian just so he can understand campfire jokes in Stalker
              Weak

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Guess I could turn on subtitles?
              Oh that's the best part of the joke.
              His subtitles have always been in cyrillic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I assumed as much

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most of the mercs have a downgraded personality from the previous games

            I haven't used the ruskies since I recruited Igor and found I didn't like his new personality.

            >I didn't like his new personality.

            The fricking gutted my man Ice. Went from cool cat to stereotypical y2k era gang banger.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, Europeans are not going to really have a solid grasp on how to portray American blacks. I did like Ices banter about Herman needing to fricking die for being a snitch, though.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shotguns in this game are disappointing compared to JA2. It's like they fire bullets even with buckshot rather than pellets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use free aim.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ivan is weird
    >talk to Cheburek or whatever the frick his name is
    >Ivan is like "yes, comrades good"
    >2 sentences later
    >"these guys are just as capitalistic"
    >remove Chimichungus and his commies
    >Ivan is sad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bulgarian writing
      Somebody give this series back to its rightful Canadian owners.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instantly turning on your fellow communists except for when they lose and you're like "this is great shame for revolution"
      as a dirty lefty myself I can tell you this is 10000% accurate

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't tell me the max mercs I can have hired is 15...
    What the frick am I supposed to do with all this money then?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've installed that custom start mod and increased your maximum mercs and enemies (and played on a harder difficulty than First Blood) if you wanted to have to actually manage your money.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's mods for that anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      make the gigachad investment and buy diamonds in the event that you start losing money or if mines stop printing money

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I recall correctly, the devs intended for the player to gradually replace their shitter starter mercs with top tier replacements

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Replace Barry
        There is legitimately no explosive expert better than him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A failure in design, then, as it is fundamentally better to keep the starting mercs in virtually every case. The only reason you get the higher mercs in JA3 is because you have more money than you'll ever need so you might as well grab the elites to fill out an extra squad.

        > Replace Barry
        There is legitimately no explosive expert better than him

        Fidel is superior to Barry, his double toss passive makes him the best explosives merc in the game.

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I like machine guns, they are way too ammo inefficient to really use.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been lucky to have been able to catch a good amount of weapon shipments and have stacked up on 5.56 and 7.62 WP.
      >MFW I found the minimi
      >Mfw I found two of them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get Larry early or simply hire Barry and have them sit in Fleatown making ammo, it will solve this problem.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    About to beat the game, got one squad headed towards the major and another towards corazon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just beat the game, didn't get the best ending but I recruited the major which was a lot of fun. I hope they make an expansion with a new map rather than just DLCs on the same map.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        either they will unlock some of the locked squares or north of the country where the capital is, The President mentioned there was almost a civil war over his position

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather have it be its own campaign.

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play now, or wait until they finish their current roadmap?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just play it.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't suppose it is possible to meta game the island after refugee camp aftermath?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can set a squad there and defend the village easily, especially if you set up the machine gun in it earlier. In fact if you have that you only need 1-2 mercs to defend it. You can also stop them from taking out the Port and removing Grizzlies crush from the game early.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grizzlies crush
        "Yoouu LIKE her, don't you? :3"
        Fox playing matchmaker is cute as hell.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fox is really too good on numerous levels, I have to actively ignore her when building squads so I can see more squad compositions. Her passive is great, she gives morale bonuses to Nails and Wolf, who are both strong picks, (and Tex too but who would ever use Tex with how garbage dual wielding and pistols are, you have to heavily mod the game for him to be strong) and she's one of the few medics in the game. Plus she has great banter. The only drawback she has is all the other prostitutes in the game hate that she's top b***h.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her and Barry are the top picks as far as I'm concerned.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only merc in the game better than Barry is Ivan, and Barry even beats him as far as cost efficiency goes.

              All that, plus she has 100 Dex and the Teaching trait, which means all your mercs will have 91 Dex and therefore access to the Sharpshooter perk.

              As far as pistols go, I did well enough with an IMP using a Desert Eagle and the CQC and Stealthy traits, but it probably would've been better to just use a short barrel FAL. (That, and Shadow will just make your stealth IMP look like a chump in comparison anyway.)

              They should make it to where you can do the Big Boss knifegun thing with a pistol and a knife equipped in the same row. I don't know if that would make pistols that much better, but it'd be cool at least.

              [...]
              And Livewire, even if no one will admit it.

              Every weapons mod so far massively buffs pistols and SMGs for a reason, they are complete trash damage wise, with absolutely shitty range on top of it, and their AP costs aren't even that good either. You can actually get better AP ratios off using modded automatics than you can pistols, which is moronic. Pistols shouldn't be as good or better than rifles and machine guns, of course, but they should at least have a solid niche where they're good, and right now they don't, you're better off using automatics/machine guns/rifles in virtually every scenario, not to mention melee mogs the frick out of pistols/SMGs in close range as well.

              And no, Livewire will forever be trash tier simply because she's absolutely garbage personality and banter wise, only Fauda is arguably worse.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            All that, plus she has 100 Dex and the Teaching trait, which means all your mercs will have 91 Dex and therefore access to the Sharpshooter perk.

            As far as pistols go, I did well enough with an IMP using a Desert Eagle and the CQC and Stealthy traits, but it probably would've been better to just use a short barrel FAL. (That, and Shadow will just make your stealth IMP look like a chump in comparison anyway.)

            They should make it to where you can do the Big Boss knifegun thing with a pistol and a knife equipped in the same row. I don't know if that would make pistols that much better, but it'd be cool at least.

            Her and Barry are the top picks as far as I'm concerned.

            And Livewire, even if no one will admit it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              To hell with Livewire, she's the worst.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and Tex too but who would ever use Tex with how garbage dual wielding and pistols are
            >anon doesn't know

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've got fox using twin modded desert eagles with .50 cal explosive rounds, she's essentially max pain/doom guy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not even what I'm referring to but that's pretty cool

                What I mean to say is that Tex can use "Dance for Me" with any weapon, not just his revolvers. He's fricking amazing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >who would ever use Tex
            Consider the following

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              wait, Dance for me works with any gun and not just his unique revolvers?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any gun lol.
                At last you truly see huh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so which mercs are extra pissy, beside merc rivalries?
    >Fidel fricks off if you don't fight constantly
    >Scully always asks for extra cash
    >Kalyna asked once for raise
    reaper kept mentioning he would leave if it weren't for Shadow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your mercs level up before their next contract they will all ask for a raise, that's not unique to Kalyna.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitman will demand better pay if you have a lot of money in the bank

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        quads confirm Hitman is a commie

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That explains his pinko shirt

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to have multiple IMPs.
    If anything want them to add more IMP portraits/voices so can have more IMPs.

    The roster is ridiculously lacking in Leaders.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like to have multiple IMPs.
      This has always been cheating.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are mods that allow you to do that, the custom start one is the best. Also the roster is not really lacking in leaders if you factor in that you only need one per squad. They are simply expensive since Leadership affects so many things including SAT movement and morale in combat, which are both major factors. And most of the leaders are in Legendary tier, so at the start you're limited to your IMP and Raider, but by the time you need a third squad you should easily be able to afford Len/Scully/Gus.

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JA3 Gus is voiced by an old ass white man
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, by Wilson Woodrow

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Light Armor with extra movement skill and occasional ceramic plate
    or
    Medium armor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you want your merc to be doing, if they're sitting back with a machine gun/rifle use medium armor, if you're rushing in with a shotgun or melee, light armor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movement>armour
      1 extra AP may allow you to get behind corner, lay down behind sandbags or kill whoever is threatening you
      10% dmg reduction isn't worth shit when 3 homies with AKs unload into you at once

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the cumbersome free move perk work with weapons that are also cumbersome like the HK21?

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, they really made Raven very attractive

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reaper, the edgiest merc in the game to the point of autism, is voiced by Stephen Fu, a very prolific anime dub actor

    Poetic
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f9XiU7cZ1Ao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe
      cringe comes for us all

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Gus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he talks shit every time Chimurenga opens his mouth

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Steroid
    >Fidel
    >Tex
    >Larry

    who else should I pick for an optimal FUNmaxed squad

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did Raider score a girl like Raven

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that they made her hair less bright blonde

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raider has the highest Leadership score in the entire cast, despite the poor choice of VA, he is the most Alpha male in the game.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the plan, Chief?

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright MERCS
    what's your main merc's call sign?
    mine's "Law"
    I named him Murphy, true to his name he managed to get hit by an RPG round

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fang. Been using it since JA2 days.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squad of IMPs in JA2 was Face / Tiny Tim / Doc / Hotshot / Boomer / Viper

      JA3 squad I've planned out is Boyscout / Manager / Sunshine / Terror / Chopper / Hardware
      (First two will be Negotiators, then a Scoundrel, other three being Psychos)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Seraph
      "Archangel"
      leader, sniper, medic, negotiator

      Casper Dushevsky
      "Ghost"
      runner, stealth, ARs, scoundrel

      Grigory Gruzin
      "Grug"
      strong healthy Mg gunner, psycho

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is so cool, by far my favorite jagged ally.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP as frick but man is he fun this early

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you use this merc, you're going to need one thing. A whole lot of body bags.

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fidel easily has the best conversations and dialogue in the game in general. That fricking line in Port Cao to the Governor about how "The fricking Legion cannot fire straight with an RPG.... but Fidel CAN" for example. The one he has with Shadow talking about how surprising people with explosives is much better than surprising people from stealth is also quite amusing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i stayed away from recruiting him because of people complaining about him leaving for sometimes things you cant control

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          All you have to do in order to keep Fidel from leaving is have 3 manual battles with him every two weeks, which is extremely easy. The reason people probably kept losing him is they sat around for weeks training or auto battling. I never had an issue keeping Fidel since I don't play like that, so it really depends on what your approach is. If you want to sit around maxing out your squad for weeks or months without getting into fights, yeah, avoid Fidel, but if you plan on being more aggressive, you will never have an issue keeping him around.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reaper, for the last time, keep it in your pants.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love JA3 and have over 100 hours in so far. Currently have 3 teams of 5.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just curious, how many of you cross-post in the /&tg/ general? I know there's gotta be at least 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what general

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        that one

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all those games listed, none are discussed I am interested in

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don't bother with that general for the same reason, I don't play most of the games they discuss there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I don't bother with that general for the same reason, I don't play most of the games they discuss there.

            That's a shame, you missed out on the JA3 challenge we were talking about

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Кoммaндиp вooбщe дypaк

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Кoмбaт, Кoмбaт

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I what point you start using gold mercs?

    I'm hitting mid game with a shit load of cash and team of mostly rookies and vets. I don't think anyone feels like they're underperforming. Maybe I should switch up Mouse for Reaper and Grunty for... a gold machine gunner? I suppose the problem is most of them are hitting level 4/5 and I should have parted with them earlier, let them leave.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's really no reason to change it up and add the gold mercs if you're satisfied with your team. The gold mercs are a nice little bonus but hardly necessary to efficiently complete the game.

      Кoммaндиp вooбщe дypaк

      Counterpoint, only a fool would fail to fully learn English after three full games

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing this for the first time and I got to say, it's extremely addicting. Just had the plot twist and the map got repainted, and I have a couple of questions.
    When should I get the 2nd squad and what's its use?
    When's a good point to change my mercs? All of them are recruits but at level 5, should I really get a veteran at level 2-3? I feel like I could switch Omryn out, but Raven is double his salary.
    I'm at 300k and dropping 1k a week due to having no mining going on atm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can attack sectors with multiple squads or have them both doing stuff around the map

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to change out mercs if you're happy with your team. Money is irrelevant, however, so if you'd rather have Raven just grab her, at a certain point you can hire whoever you want, and the Legendary mercs are significantly more powerful simply due to their high overall stats and superior passives. But you can easily beat the game with the lower ranked mercs you started with.

      An extra squad, or squads, is useful for hunting down shipments, and grabbing other objectives faster around the map, and on certain missions it's useful to send them both in at the same time, such as the Biff fight or the assault on the Major. You should also have two dedicated mercs that run around and train militia so you can hold points without having to waste time sending one of your main squads to defend or retake key points every time attack squads head out. Buns is the best merc for this, and you can choose a secondary teaching merc for her based on cost/speed, personally I like using Wolf since his passive makes it really fast, though he is more expensive than some of the other Teacher mercs.

      If you're recruiting all the extra free mercs you should have three full squads plus your two militia trainers by end game, since you can hire 15 (which your IMP merc doesn't count towards) and there are five free mercs you can get at one point, though Spike is really late game and personally I always tell Smiley to frick off since Blaubert is actually a pretty solid dude, for a gangster.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I actually didn't know you could get Smiley so I chased him away, while also sending the amnesiac away by clicking without reading. I'll get Buns for training for now, thanks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only chose to keep Smiley because I needed to round out a 3rd team and was worried about money (lol) but yeah, he's a douche. Boss is the better man and the ho is happy with him. Oh well, next playthru...

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get Smiley if you side with Luigi over the Boss?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but Luigi will be somewhat annoyed regardless and won't give bonus reward if both him and Smiley are there

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attack camp
    >5(6?) rocketeers on the high ground
    Help

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a mod to make her breasts bigger.

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God there's a mod that makes her put on a flak jacket

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that fox has some pretty nice guns on her

  119. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a final send off to the thread I'll do a tier list of the most frickable female mercs in the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mouse is gay and therefore very unfrickable, she would likely cut off your wiener

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