They're dead....again

They're dead....again
Can't believe it was only a few years ago that it seemed we were heading into a new renaissance but here we are now

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's why you should expect nothing from big publishers or modern studios, especially Bob. Frick you, Bob.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that's what happens when devs have nothing but animosity for their fanbase.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > devs have nothing but animosity for their fanbase
      Never seen TfB antagonizing the fandom outside of maybe the "I killed the franchise?" Tawna meme. Is there anything they said or did in particular?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Crash 4. Why did Toys for Bob frick it up so badly they went out of business?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make a Crash game
      >But you want the Dark Souls audience
      >Also make one character into an obnoxious turbo mary sure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash 4 is a pain in the ass if you want to 100% complete the game. If you don't, it is just an average platformer with tons of rehash. And both the art direction and tone got fricked up.
      After that, they released the joke that is Team Rumble.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are buttblasted that they made 100%ing hard and they retconned a bimbo character into a stereotypical strong woman type.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      barely any Aku Aku and instead he's replaced with a shittier mask companion

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His voice actor died.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that got another guy and another guy with the new games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were moronic enough to think Crash was the "dark souls of platformers" and marketed and designed a game for that crowd. Only to discover, "whoops" that's not Crash's actual audience. So it flopped.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not even a huge spyrogay but its kind of sad he didn't get a new game while crash did

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The era of cereal mascots is over anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Sonic and Mario are still doing well. Hell, Sonic is having a bit of a comeback right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are different. Crash, Spyro, Croc, Rayman, Banjo (and the list goes on) where created because at that time platformers with cereal mascots were selling like hotcakes. Now people want games with realistic characters and physics.
        Mario is Nintendo's old icon, not a mascot created to sell a new game because it's the new trend to follow.
        And Sonic not only also is old as frick, but has a whole fanbase of autistic furgays that will never let it die.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbian Doofenshmirtz?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trannies or their associates see a 1990s cartoon mascot franchise
      >think their shit rhetoric needs to be inserted into it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about this image is wrong. Crash isn't supposed to be serious at all. Even the most "serious" lore focused crash (Twinsanity) has Cortex getting his nuts grinded down into nothing and him being used as a hammer.
      The second these fricking chimps at TFB made Crash 4's story be about a N.Tropy that killed Crash is when they needed to get the rope

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spyro was just a remaster
    >CTR not on PC
    >CTR multiplayer dogshit loading times and a total hassle
    >Crash 4 is meh
    they don fricked it up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kart racers are a console thing. Spending money to make a PC port wouldn't be worth it when it'd probably go unnoticed like every other kart racer on Steam and sell next to no copies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my other points still stand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed was huge both on Ganker and on PC in general. Got exclusive PC characters as well.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if they stopped sucking Crash's dick long enough to throw Spyro fans a bone this wouldn't be happening

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When your game flops this bad, its inevitable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely saddening. Maybe they should have made IAT feel less shitty to complete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was foolish to call it 'Crash 4' to replace Wrath of Cortex becauseit draws unnecessary comparison. WoC despite flaws did launch at the ideal time just before 3D platformers stopped being the dominant genre. Even if Crash 4 didnt completely crater, claiming to replace WoC and then failing to match its sales would always look bad.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash troonycoot and gayro the scatdragon were never good

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toys for Bob was a glorified shovelware studio anyway.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw a post earlier this evening confirming the studio works from home now dumbass
    We can rest easy now (or in your case, cope forever because your troony ass hates the new studio)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source: Your Anus

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Just because Tfb is getting the boot? They were fricking trash. Now Microsoft can hand Crash and Spyro to a better studio

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it seemed we were heading into a new renaissance
    by what fricking metric?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same as it ever was

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need good games for a renaissance

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