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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you expect them not to? FF7 is Square's Pokemon Red & Blue.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's Go was a pretty good Pokemon Red & Blue remake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I won't buy unless literally every expectation is subverted, I even wanna see some Scooby Doo shit where cloud removes a monsters mask to reveal it was old man sephiroth, more ethics interventions, and add a time ghost to the party

        FRLG was a good remake, LGPE was souless "hd" slop

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. All subtlety and mystery to the villain is fricking GONE.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ps1
      >optional side character and quest to find out deeper lore into sephiroth

      >PS5
      >here is my monologue. I am...inevitable! (unsheathes masamune)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't part of Sephiroth's character that he was built up as this massive powerhouse that you barely even knew who was? The only one who even knew of how frighteningly powerful he is was the main character and only then through vague memories.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the entire "what if Jason's mom was The Thing that Omni Consumer Products genespliced into an entire generation of soldiers" vibe 7 had is just gone, it's all kingdom hearts shit about sephy-kun and bishie cloud chan's gay romance and which of the self-insert veganas gets sloppy seconds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. The entire world knew of what happened in wutai how sephiroth killed everyone there.

          They didn't know about how he killed everyone in nibelheim too.

          The world knew who sephiroth was. They didn't know that he was a she and was a superpowered "the thing" with the ability to talk

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how sephiroth killed everyone there.
            Seph was known as a war hero, not as a one-man-army that won by himself.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was known as the soldier that everyone wanted to be. He made tons of kids take mako steroids to be like him. Look at the nibelheim kids there all monsters oding on jenova and mako

              He made a whole generation after his death hooked on mako

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He made tons of kids take mako steroids
                So at this point you're just making shit up for (You)s, right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No he was the poster child for hojo and soldier recruits.

                Who get high and beat shit up while on mako and jenova cells.

                Even wall market had mako viagra because of sephiroth.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone knows who Sephiroth is, it's just that you don't meet him in person until long after the party leaves Midgar. Until then, you get trails of carnage and a flashback.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes then you see what happened to him in that he got palpatined by Cloud before Cloud even got mako enhanced proving that Sephiroth is a fricking jobber compared to Jenova and Hojo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no mystery to sephiroth

      He's cloud's antithesis in terms of identiy except unlike cloud he never learned to cope with the fact that he was spawn of Jenova and thought he was a Cetra until the very end.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no what gave you that idea? The fact they are carving a game into parts so that they can charge you $300 for the pleasure?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth, but BLACK

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is going to eat shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this from? I thought the "multiple universes"-shit was a joke?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.powerpyx.com/final-fantasy-7-vii-rebirth-trophy-list-revealed/

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          boy I sure can't wait to gather world intel
          are we even going to make it to temple of the ancients or city of the ancients?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will do towerslop and you will clap.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow, just like the ffvii experience I remember.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow, just like the ffvii experience I remember.

              I love that after plugging my detachable penis into the satellite tower and watching a short cutscene it tells me where the gameplay is on the map
              how else was I supposed to find it? and get satisfied?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd prefer to have the game show me where shit is than making me lawnmow an empty map for hours.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mako energy is le bad
              >except when it shows us slopicons on our map

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >slopicons
                we need to make a katamari like game
                slopsucker or something
                where it's just about some onions and the more slop you consume the more powerful you become

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said "Oh, no." Multiple times.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh...
              I understand why everyone is saying Barry won now.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >are we even going to make it to temple of the ancients or city of the ancients
            the latest trailer has a remix of the forested temple song so I assume we are

            ?t=59

            ?t=10

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you out of loop? The devs already confirmed the Rebirth ends at Forgotten Capitol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about the literal jannies in FF7

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIII director signed as the co-director of this game is really showing here. The story is fricked.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Sephiroth even care about the black materia anymore? Literally WHY does is merging le multiverse his goal? What does it add that he can't just do in one universe?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        impromptu answer: the remake universe is an altered universe that tries to return to the status quo. by merging them the alterations would become permanent by overwriting, meaning the result of him losing would change for good.

        keep in mind I've not played the remake. It's just what I expect a multiverse-plot to run.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          More or less like Time Compression From 8 except with a few other details. The general motive was to avert fate that was placed on the individual seeking to change it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the written script is that he loses (og FF7)
        introducing retcons and executive meddling will give him a chance to win through sheer confusion, anything that happens is just byproduct of the time jannies being dead (FF7R)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.powerpyx.com/final-fantasy-7-vii-rebirth-trophy-list-revealed/
      Sephiroth was actually the good guy all along! OMG bros. He was only trying to destroy Jenova the entire time!!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was always a popular theory back in the day that Sephiroth was truly dead throughout FF7 and it was Jenova running the show. It wasn't until shit like Kingdom Hearts and Advent Children that he started completely overshadowing Jenova

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theory could be Sephiroth, killed by Jenova, is in the lifestream trying to aid the party in killing Jenova by altering events the past.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            and then he kisses cloud

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be the greatest video game ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less subtlety is better!
      You people are actually out of your minds.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are literally moronic if you think the Japs would not have had Sephiroth doing absolutely insane choreography if they had the technology.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and somehow Remake is even worse by having you fight the dude in space in Midgard
          Rebirth is making Kingdom Hearts look subtle.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron autistic sperg thinks after 15+ years that Sephiroth wouldn't be in it because "muh OG"
            seek help

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Midgard

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing they didn't

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          So jenova can't use materia...
          And this is why the cloud doesn't self destruct in the mansion???

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is what made the older FF games good. They were products of their time because the technological limitations helped subdue all their autism. You can map the downfall of FF against the rise of graphical quality

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and somehow Remake is even worse by having you fight the dude in space in Midgard
        Rebirth is making Kingdom Hearts look subtle.

        So they are going head on with the multiple time line shit hum?
        lmao, and people will praise this game
        Timeline stuff is the most soulless thing in any plot

        People were creaming their underwear when they saw Cloud and Sephiroth doing some paired-combo skill a la chrono trigger in the trailer. Of course square enix gonna give them what these "people" want. They probably never played the original game, too.

        Putting aside the fact that timeline shenanigans have been a thing in FF since FF1, maybe people should actually replay OG FFVII and read what the characters say instead of starting a rant based off a very vague recollection about OG FFVII from like 10 years ago or even mistaking OG FFVII with the fanfiction of the A New Threat mod.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >taking the clock room literally

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >g-guys! i-it is all just symbolic, I swear! Never mind the existence of a "time guardian" and a literal Cetra device that lets you project events from the past!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's something that never had any real meaning, you have to remember many aspects in FF were designed just to look "cool" back then

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Um sorry anon but my 25 hour long theory video makes it clear that you're wrong

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I urinonically gave it a chane and watched the first 10 minutes and he hadn't even begun to make a point yet so I gave up

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick the haters

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a pathetic hater who spends time online talking about video games you hate

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are mtf

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >le troony

            Got anything else?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry, Final Fantasy is for (You) now!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happened to SE?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                FF is made for women.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are mtf

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like a cool guy. Shame he didn't get his chance to shine.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gee I wonder why nobody wants to die in a war for a society that arrests people for making jokes on the internet LOL

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick the haters

          >hater
          Have we gone back to 2009 Tumblr?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sawd big sword man. I clap.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they are going head on with the multiple time line shit hum?
    lmao, and people will praise this game
    Timeline stuff is the most soulless thing in any plot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it doesn’t boil down to “Sephiroth wants to frick timelines just to make himself win”
      “Villain goes back in time to ensure victory” is overplayed as hell. Doubly so if it’s multiuniversal stuff

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if it is the actual sephiroth who realizes it's a space alien and wants to go back to being himself instead of 'winning'

        He already won in the og game because even the director said the main party except for redxiii was killed by holy. Cause humans were identified as a threat.

        And aeris on the highway even said that's the bad ending. The original ending where they all die.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already did. Only people who like the remake are: zoomers, ironic weebs, failed normalgays, and fujoshis. Real jrpg fans are still very disappointed.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit? Who is actually going to buy it and play it and expect it to be any good? You know what you are going to get.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People were creaming their underwear when they saw Cloud and Sephiroth doing some paired-combo skill a la chrono trigger in the trailer. Of course square enix gonna give them what these "people" want. They probably never played the original game, too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people even care about characters anymore?
      I swear FF7 is turning into one of those "I saw Ironman so I clapped" kinds of things.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud and Sephiroth have been like that since KH1 lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Final Fantasy has been, “I saw Cloud and Sephiroth and I clapped” for over two decades
        >MegaTen has mostly turned into “I saw The Phantom Thieves from the Persona 5 series and I clapped”.
        >Xeno is turning into “I saw moment in game that needed to be made into porn and I fapped, also Zohar”
        Doesn’t anyone want to actually do something new?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How in the frick did fujoshits gain so much influence over this franchise anyhow?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        merch sales probably

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, why would anyone who played 7 care for this? The gig is up, remake severely underperformed, they're going for the easy pickings.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's three sephiroths
    1. Is jenova

    2. Is jenova but with future memories of losing and time travel. Which is why she brings zack back. To save aeris so she activates holy and kills humanity and herself

    3. Is sephiroth in a clones body. Wants to save genesis and kill cloud.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the other 4 Sephiroths of Light that will make Final Fantasy 7 Sephiroths

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am expecting a Ray-moment where Cloud is all the Clouds and Sephiroth is all the Sephiroths. And then SE pretends this is somehow the greatest moment in Final Fantasy history.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the first De-make already changed (ruined) Sephiroth by having him show up every other cutscene. Nowhere to go but down.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. There is no basement too deep for Square Enix.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that cutscene where Sephiroth floats away in the background after stabbing Barret
      What the frick was Squeenix thinking?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the cutscene when the 2nd time traveled sephiroth/jenova takes the possessed clone with actual sephiroth.

        That is sephiroth not jenova. Meaning the body in the crater is soulless and can't activate the materia

        So the only way to kill humans is to save aeris so holy can kill everyone

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make it any less stupid

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a huge plot deviation

            Just like Priscilla not giving cloud the whistle.

            Now how the frick is the party supposed to enter junon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sephiroth flies and levitates all the time in the original FF7

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's not sephiroth. It's the clone which is basically 100% failed and totally controlled by jenova.

          Infalna said jenova does all sorts of crazy shit like becoming dead people and being magical.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why wouldn't the Remake Sephiroth also be a Jenova clone? Don't you fight Jenova in the Remake

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, Jenova Dreamweaver. One of the two sephiroth clones shown in Remake turns into it and you fight it after Sephiroth kills Barret.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So one universe is just a dream? When people die they wake up in another universe?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the whispers undo Barret's death because Cloud and the gang haven't killed them yet, and the dreamscape you fight Jenova Dreamweaver in fades sfter you beat it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do the Whispers let the party fight Jenova so early and allow Sephiroth to bug Cloud 24/7 despite not showing his face in Midgar once in the original?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically they seem to only be concerned with keeping things roughly on the same track. For example, they don't intervene with Cloud's whole extra escapade with Jessie, Biggs and Wedge, but they do intervene to try and kill them off later. So basically it seems to be that extra stuff is fine but stuff that happened in the original not happening is a big no-no.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sephiroth needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
    >Whenever Sephiroth isn't on screen the other characters should be asking, "Where's Sephiroth?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sephiroth needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
      There is canonically a Cetra machine that showed you images from the past and there is an entity that is literally called the "time guardian" and guess what, both were in the OG.
      >Whenever Sephiroth isn't on screen the other characters should be asking, "Where's Sephiroth?"
      That's exactly what happens in the OG, though most of the time they DO know where he is and specifically point it out. Pretty much every time you leave an area during the OG parts covered by Rebirth you usually got some hint from someone that a "man in dark cape was moving in the direction of X", but often without prompting. Those characters just randomly told you in OG, so in Rebirth either the same will happen, or you'll get a more natural conversation of Cloud asking whether they have seen someone suspicious (other than themselves) and then get directions.

      Seriously, have you guys even played the OG yourselves? You guys sure sound like you didn't and are just shitposting after reading a wiki summary or something.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Original timeline Sephiroth will be the good guy and cloud from the original timeline will be the true antagonist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth wasn't good he had a nervous breakdown and jenova took the opportunity to take full control. Once he says he's going to see her he is her.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if they improve the story vastly
    the gameplay is somehow worse than atb d20 from almost 30 years ago
    it never had a chance
    captcha '4GOY'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the gameplay is somehow worse than atb d20 from almost 30 years ago
      This, for fricks sake to me the biggest problem is just how ruinously shit the game is to play. I don't understand how you people eat this shit up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on. That's just disingenuous. If you don't like the stort going sure, but the combat is good even though it can be improved. What other (A)RPG has better mechanics?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they will show you Sephiroth killing the Midgar Zolom instead of having you just stumble into its impaled corpse.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked that short time he was sympathetic, like cloud ("cloud") bothering him about being a war hero when you can imagine for sephiroth it was being a child soldier killing for a corporation he gave no shit about and which he knew was killing the planet. The thing where he believed he was a cetra and he was the last survivor of human genocide was pretty compelling even when he was killing characters we liked.
    Then he just kinda does evil jenova shit later out of pure villainy

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone stupid enough to still think this will actually only be 3 parts, especially after Intergrade?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it'll be longer than 3 parts. Rebirth is going to flop hard (especially compare to Remake) and Nomura will be tasked with "wrapping it up" so they can sell a lot of the content as DLC for Refunded.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its gonna "link to advent children"
      Never said it was gonna be the movie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it'll be 3 parts, but then they'll make a sub series about it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still calling DLC. They can milk this shit for years and years with extra """lore""" (filler) and other such nonsense that the fanbase will eat up and ask for more.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say they'd make Vincent DLC but he's much more important to the story compared to Yuffie, they'd be stupid to not put his backstory with Hojo and Sephiroth in Part 2 or 3

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine putting all of Vincent's story in the game but not making him a playable character
            Imagine DoC getting a remake announced when you only get to use Vincent in the original game and the last part of the remake trilogy

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine DoC getting a remake

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They already put the anime gays from it in intergrade, id be unsurprised if they give us Vincent prequel dlc then announce a DoC remake after everything because even that would be less moronic than the third remake game is going to be

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I'd make the bold prediction of FF7R3 toning it down a bit. Rebirth is probably not going to sell particularly well after Remake turned out to, you know, not be a remake, and if Rebirth goes off the rails into capeshit-land FF7R3 might have to calm shit down a little.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The broad prediction for two years was that FF7R2 was going to be more "on rails" after how deeply FF7R went full moron.
                There's no voice of reason at Square anymore, they're just throwing shit at the walls because 90% of their money comes from gacha rugpulls.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see how this is bad, won't they just be fleshing out the flashback sequence in Kalm so you get to know him better? He doesn't have much dialogue or personality in the original before he snaps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point. Sephiroth is a living legend in the (original) FF7 universe. He let his deeds speak for him and was known for his prowess, not his chattiness. Which was why he was so "cool and mysterious".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted to give Sephiroth more character why wouldn't they do it in the prequel games

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 was run into the ground with Advent Children 20 years ago.
    No one with taste or standards is interested in any of this compilation shit. There's no debate. You knew whether you were buying it or not back when FF7R outed itself as another shitty sequel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's gonna sell like hotcakes man, its FF7 and this time they're covering much more of the game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        2m first-week announcement. No word for 6 months until the 3m mark.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steam release will carry it hard though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, totally.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me of the fact that 7R and KH3 both hit PC as EGS exclusives. Really played the long game there.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit steamlets just do NOT give a frick.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the cost of ebin store exclusivity

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              People wanted and repeatedly asked for FF7, but with nicer graphics and maybe extra content. Square making FF7.5 means the appeal is limited only to their own franchise paypigs.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they would have followed through after that 2005 teaser that everyone went nuts over and released an actual remake on PS3 it would have been one of the biggest games of that generation.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. I think it was 10 years too late tbh. Everyone really wanted it back then and it took a long time for it to finally come out.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we could have had kino
                >now we get slop

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You foolish child, you know so little. They've had the idea for this since then. It would've just had shit XIII tier gameplay instead of the genre defining system we got if they did it then. and the garbage AC voice cast oof

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >instead of the genre defining system we got

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >genre defining system we got
                A worse ATB system than the game that came out 20+ years ago? Lucky us.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A gameplay system that's influenced nothing and also isn't even good is "genre defining"
                Where is this insane opinion coming from

                >b-buh it's bad :^(
                Really couldn't resist having my meat slathered all over your foreheads lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mtf is an insane sex pest
                Pottery

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a screeching troonygay
                typical

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT IM UNWELL
                I can and I did

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Had to play the troony card the moment a modicum of bants came into the equation and you're calling me unwell?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A barely coherent post is "bants"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am now bringing your literacy into question.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever makes you feel better, troon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Whatever makes you feel better
                >troon
                >Whatever makes you feel better

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                FF13 has better combat than FF7R

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                True.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is it worse? It's different, not worse.
                Turn based is dead for AAA games.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baldur's Gate 3 outsold every recent action RPG. What are you talking about?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That thing had gameplay that wasn't fricking bears?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A gameplay system that's influenced nothing and also isn't even good is "genre defining"
                Where is this insane opinion coming from

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek. Remake is pulling Flopspoken numbers. SE bankruptcy party soon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he said for the 1000th time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it, they've already triple-dipped repackaging FF7R with Intergrade and other shit, to say nothing of Ever Crisis which never had legs in spite of how much it was blatantly shilled here and elsewhere.
        Fatigue is setting in before they've even released an actual second entry, and that's on top of the fact that FFXV was dogshit and FFXVI was a wet fart. People look at "Final Fantasy" and basically equate it to shovelware at this point.

        Rebirth is going to break the 1M mark, at least, but that's not exactly the Marvel numbers Square is absolutely desperate for at this point.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rebirth is going to break the 1M mark
          Yeah probably, but word-of-mouth is going to spread faster this time as people are more on-edge after Remake not being a remake. I doubt Rebirth will live a long and healthy life in terms of sales.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            1M for a AAA title with as much marketing and push as Rebirth has gotten would be an actual catastrophe, to say nothing of the development hell and internal restructuring that happened to push it over the finish line.
            I would not be the least bit surprised if Square pulled the plug on the Compilation (again) if it bombed that hard.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              They've fallen for the XVI-trap again and stacked it against themselves.
              >"exclusive to a console with 0 attachment rate
              >every statistic we have shows that 50%+ or Remake-players aren't interested
              >as seen in

              Yeah, totally., PCgays just straight up don't care
              You can love or hate Nomura, but SE can't release a game to save their lives.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally 500 people
                Still gets me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could literally bet your life on it selling less the 7 Remake. No PS4 install base, whether you like the story or not you have to concede it turned off some players who hoped for a proper Remake, and for all the problems with filler some others may just wait for it to be free on PS Plus instead of dropping $70

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a crime against gaming that any of those scored higher than a 30%

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. FF10 might deserve a somewhat okay score but the rest is literal garbage.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these sad shills trying to defend Stillbirth

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, I just realized Sephiroth is the tree of life. He's literally ExDeath lmao

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    7R being a massive shitshow at least gives me faith that modern Squeenix won't frick with 8 at least.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought I'd see the day where I haven't pre-ordered FFVII Rebirth. But I just don't really know about this one. Something feels off.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too Anon. I was considering it, but now, especially with the trophy leaks, I kinda want to wait and see.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its really good so the more the merrier

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even pretend to care about ff7 anymore

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels so good that this shit will be the first bonafide Tortanic in forever. I hop the failure of this tripe gets Nomura hanged.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry fricking won

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game will be good. extremely good music, good voice acting, fantastic boss battles, flashy combat, classic cast, classic storyline. kino is on the menu. vile, wretched, angry, filthy fanboys be damned

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished the original FFVII. Is Advent Children worth watching?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God no.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, can you motherfrickers actually debate the gameplay instead of acting moronic? For my part I thought VII Remake's combat was miles better than the FFXV-style combat I thought they might go with when it was first announced. They found a way to adapt the old ATB system into an action combat system while making every character feel distinct with their own playstyle.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay is already good, and it can still be improved. Gameplay wise, it's not really the problem by fans more than the story itself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't enjoy the gameplay at all. I found it tedious and unenguagung. I didn't even make it to the dogshit story parts because I had 0 motivation to continue playing beyond the evil house fight.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t worry, Tabata’s new studio just announced a new game that will put Nomura to shame.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to the last one

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Max will kill himself over this game?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first game was all about fighting fate and breaking free of their pre-ordained destinies
    >they literally beat these concepts made manifest via time jannies in charge of ensuring everything remains the same
    >"whuh huh they're changing things???"
    did people even play the first one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      KYS SHILL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autists need things to remain same

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think that Square has it in them to even make one more good Final Fantasy? I don't think I can take one more blunder after 13, 15 and 16. And the whole multiverse shit for Remake gives me bad vibes, I am still going to play it though so I can see for myself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I am still going to conzoom"
      Doesn't matter if they have one more good one in them if people like you are going to shell out 70 bucks just to find out.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already ran 7 into the ground with this Compilation crap. If you didn't think they already ran him into the ground by having him constantly show up to earfrick Cloud in Remake, then you're an idiot. nu-Sephiroh is fricking fujoshi garbage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. There is nothing subtle or intimidating about Sephiroth anymore. He's just a loud clown who's in your face all the fricking time until you fight him on the moon (???).

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porbably but I'll still preorder and play that shit.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What really has made it so that Squeenix can't tell a good story anymore?
    Like i'm playing through Like a Dragon right now and it stands out so much in comparison to the original parts of remake how impactful and thoughtful each scene is. There's an intelligence being employed there that is just completely absent in modern ff games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like i'm playing through Like a Dragon right now and it stands out so much in comparison to the original parts of remake
      >Yakuza writing
      PFFFFHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually amazing. I'm sorry you can't see that.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yuffie meido

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn she is way hotter here than in remake/rebirth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's ok

        ?t=26

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          those spats are ugly as shit though

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >censorship spats

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Evangelion remake first movie goat
    >Evangelion remake 2/3 movies trashed from changes
    >repeat
    Rip FF7

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rip FF7

      the original game still exists
      i never asked for this either but stop pretending this remake somehow invalidates the original

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it could have been amazing but it's going to be shit
        an anon can be sad about it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's been sad about it daily since Remake launched in 2020

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry tried to warn us about hackmura, but you homosexuals bought into the shilling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs fooled us into liking something we weren't supposed to like 🙁

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yuffie gets to get keep shorts unbuttoned in some shitty low quality low effort mobile gacha
    it's not fair bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shorts were unbuttoned in Yuffie DLC for Remake

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was just Barry shitposting but this really is Reddit Fantasy 7

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good this shit isn’t a remake it’s just compiliation garbage! Og FFVII is the only true canon! Genesis and Angeal dancing over remake gays corpses.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the goal of all these remakes, reimagining, reboot, etc is one thing
    the deconstruction of the white male's world

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R is Nomura's revenge for SQEX cancelling Versus 13

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't writing it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because that was worth the bump.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pointing out factually incorrect information is worth a bump, yes. Would you rather have me write an opinion you can't relate to?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He thinks people read he writes when a thread comes back from page 10

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clearly you did.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox version will need game pass on top of sub to play

    Why did they even bother?

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep, the Rebuild of Final Fantasy VII

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People bring up "easy targets" like Nomura for Kingdom Hearts and Toriyama for FFXIII
    >Deliberately leave out Hamaguchi, the man who has been the face of FFVII Rebirth for the last 6 months
    Why do you guys fear him? Is it the fact that his very existence breaks your doom narrative or something? Or do you admit that you don't even know about him because you didn't even bother looking at anything from FFVII Rebirth and are just here to shitpost?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tards just parrot Nomura's name because it's all they know

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hackaguchi not even on barry's radar
      on a scale of ff16 to avengers, how fricked is rebirth?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably about a Harvestella.5/FF16

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinking somewhere around Suicide Squad. Not quite Avengers, but close.

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