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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anal only swords

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demonstrably false, they each have a kid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        all 3 were anal pregnancies

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexoblade

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see no problem

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are literally the Xenoblade.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's Ganker consensus on this one? Was it one big orgy or three separate times?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people just ignored the cuckshit and went back to making doujins based on 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this guy a moron?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's just some selfish homosexual who unironically thinks relationships shouldn't be open

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all 3 were anal pregnancies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cringe and help throw the fanbase into the absolute state it's in. Acknowledging and appealing to coomers is a fool's game because they'll just keep asking for more.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never regrow your amputated dick, seething eunuch.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >letting rotten, necrotic stinkditches live rent-free in your head because someone criticized your game's shitty fandom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based because it makes puritan secondaries like

      It's cringe and help throw the fanbase into the absolute state it's in. Acknowledging and appealing to coomers is a fool's game because they'll just keep asking for more.

      seethe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >angry
        Yes, because gays like you spent considerable time of this game's launch period when discussion was hottest turning threads into non-stop ERPhomosexualry.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          See what I mean?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big orgy and the girls all did gay stuff with each other as foreplay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One Big Orgy on their first time.
      Given their personalities they wouldnt want to leave the kot out on such a moment. Plus with her they can infinitely regen Rex's semen to ensure all were impregnated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based and Rex is living a life all straight men should strive to achieve. Build a harem and spread your seed as much as possible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. As long as it serves its purpose as a propaganda tool to encourage japan's repopulation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'll do the opposite. It's not gonna motivate any introvert otaku whales to turn their life around, it's just gonna make the ones who used game as a form of as escapism feel vindicated and like they personally accomplished something.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but you miss every shot you don't take, it won't be worse than it already is anyway, if it makes a single childless neet want a kid is a net positive already

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, only women who are femcels and their pussy lackies are against it, which is a good chunk of the Western community.

      These girls aren't human, why does Rex have to make a choice?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was it before?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No they're not you delusional queer, to normies the face of the franchise is Shulk and to fans it's Alvis/A.
    Stop making the same thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time on this thread for me, but you are clearly in denial. Shulk has his run when Smash 4 was the big deal. But by now the term "waifublades" is more common among normmies than even Smash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When XB3 was announced, all hell broke loose because there wasn't a girl as sexualized as Pyra/Mythra.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick happened with XC3 designs anyway? They seem incresibly muted and tame compared to 2 or even 1.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Military setting, about same from X.

          Dunno why everyone b***h about.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prease understand; Kishida banned bikini from Jap anime and console game in 2022 summer.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is no bikini ban you stupid schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's a asiatic and chink media shill that pretends those two shitholes don't censor for or cater to homosexuals

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saito's jacket fetish.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they had to give everyone modern day jackets

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad that ToTK is not pozzed thanks to Saudi prince buying nintendo stock. No unisex design and non binary humanoid in ToTK.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >young women with perfectly hourglass figures
            >Westoids will call these underaged pedobait
            I'd still say Shulk is for all intents the face but he can't even get the Smash bonus to popularity anymore.

            Link is literally a unisex designed fuqboi while Zelda is a plain jane self-insert for women. If it weren't for Purah and Riju TOTK's waifu game would be shit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that twink hero's name Zelda?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eunie's pits said otherwise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker schizos going apeshit over not being able to coom to children = everyone
        You're so detached from the world it's insane you think anyone gives a frick about a c tier Nintendo franchise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all hell broke loose
        Ganker is not a representation of the Internet. This is the only place that's ass blasted about XC3 while everyone outside generally likes it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not true, funny enough /jp/ and Ganker spiiled this shit ages ago and everyone was happy about it. It's only Ganker who have had a history of opposing weeb shit that thought a boy fricking 3 female blades was the end of days. Ganker is always filled with morons and anti-male agendas. Imagine lurking only Ganker, your dick would turn flaccid and fall off eventually.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Noooo! Don't make fun of my heccin' harem!
            Post jawline.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Melia.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna push my face into their xenoblades if you catch my drift

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >face
    >no mention of breasts, ass, vagana

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying people look at their face first

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    big boobs and long legs

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much HP does this pizza shit have?
    Yeah I beat him before in skells but I wanted to try on foot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 million

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick that's a big boy

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they can sit on my face of Xenoblade

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that fricking doujin where pyra "pampers" rex

    I'd love to imagine that's how he was after the game, just nothing but sex with pyra over and over again with her teaching him everything and making him into a man.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm waiting for the day when this franshise gets put in the dungeon with F Zero and Mother.
    Frick Xenoblade 2

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad to have given up on this franchise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your loss homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They lost me with that gacha-like bullshit in 2

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know who did the mech designs in 3? The credits dont specify and its bugging the frick out of me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean the Ouroboros or the actual mechs like the Keves/Agnus castle transformations?
      For Ouroboros, it's CHOCO. For the others, we don't know, likely some random Monolith artist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        talking about the ferronis designs

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese humor thread?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's a good thing.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should just take "xeno" out of the title, if it's going to be gacha/harem garbage and not a real game like this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still all about xeno though. Every game has a focus on races and differences.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Xenoblade franchise is dead, got it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been dead since last year, as Xenoblade 3 was a shitty finale to the series.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe more dickless trannies. I live to see you seethe. Your suffering is my oxygen. Xenoblade 2 always wins.ALWAYS. Now seethe before you fetch the rope.

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