>They're on me, I'm gettin' fearless!
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>I guess I should be thankful
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stick to Pong, Froggy!
what does that sentence even mean? It's the only one that sounds fricked up in the whole game. Peppy Hare didn't sound fearless in the soundbyte.
he actually says "they're on me, im getting careless", probably because he's getting old.
shit that's right
I'm getting old too I guess
frick, star fox sixty four was one of my favorite games back in 97. I remember being blown away by the rumble pack. Damn.
Fox get this guy off me!
Slippy sounding like a cute girl fricked me up for life.
He doesn't sound like a girl you're just a gay. Katt in the other hand...
>Lyssa Marie Browne (born October 25, 1967) is a Seattle-based voice actress and audiobook producer. She is best known for her roles as Slippy Toad in Star Fox 64.
>She is also the voice for Katt Monroe and the Spyborg in Sector X.
Thanks for explaining the joke gay
Slippy.. that's.. that's you. You're the one on you. Which one do I shoot?
Don't fricking make me do this, Slip. I promises everyone back home that I'd bring you back. I promise that pink version of you that shows up sometimes, I promised the princess fox that only shows up in comics. I even promise Tricky, Slip; TRICKY.. he hasn't even been born yet. What am I gonna tell him when you don't come back?
Slippy?
SLIBBYYYYYYYYYY
its careless you stupid barrel rolling c**t.
>inb4 hurr its a meme from 1998 you played right into my hand
No, I was just playing SF64 and when he said that line I heard "fearless." A second later I realized I misheard it, but I thought it was funny enough to make a thread for it.
>put targeting system on enemy
>launch projectile
>fricking falco flies in from the left
>HEY EINSTEIN I'M ON YOUR SIDE
>enemy leaves the screen
As a kid I always shot them all down on purpose because it annoyed me how they all got in the way.
Many such cases.
OH NOOOOOOOOO
>What's taking ya so long Fox?!
>Hard to tell the good guys from the bad!
Holy shit that's gold.
>Uploaded 15 years ago
I laughed like a moron then and laughed like a moron now
Why didn't he check his G-Diffuser?
FOOOOOX THAT'S ONE OF OURS
THE HATCHES ARE OPEN
>yfw you realize Katina is a reference to Independence Day
How?
Gee, I dunno...
Oh I thought you meant the NAME Katina.
The round mothership and all the fighters are similar to the ships in the movie
Bill is named after Bill Pullman from the movie
The beam destroying the base
I thought this was common knowledge
Jesus christ anon are you stupid?
The Katina level in Assault is also a movie reference, it's basically the Whiskey Outpost scene from Starship Troopers.
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Zero would've turned out shit no matter what, but it would've been mildly based if they included another Katina level and based it on War of the Worlds or something, where the boss is a big stompy tripod.
Star Fox 64 and Assault had really good voice acting...
And music
I prefer the original.
Modern orchestra slop will never compare to the soul we had back then
Yeah i'm not sure why the industry standard went from crazy electronic prog rock to midi classical symphony but I don't like it.
It's an unfortunate side effect of insecure game developers wanting games to be more like movies.
Me too tbh. Honestly I've never really liked 64's OST all that much, to me a lot of it just sounds like rejected OoT music, to the point of even using the same soundfont.
It's a shame they never got the original game's composer back, but it was kind of an unfortunate situation where the guy thought he had the legal right to sell the music as part of a soundtrack release without going through Ninty first. I think the two chicks who composed the music for 2 did a fine job of emulating the original, but I guess for 64 they wanted someone famous like Hajime Wakai.
>to me a lot of it just sounds like rejected OoT music
Filthy fricking monkey.
wienerY LITTLE FREAK
WHAT'S HE SAYING?
I admit defeat.
... IF THIS DOES NOT WORK
ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE THAT MONKEY?!
Ha ha, you're not as STUPID as you LOOK!
ANNOYING BIRD! I AM THE GREAT LEON!
That final flight through the tunnels after the boss was the most intense shit as a kid.
NO! HIT THE BRAKES!
I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIIIIT
His body is in pieces now, good work team, let's butcher the rest of these freaks
An n-bomb has been planted at the base.
Damn you, Wolf! Think of the advertisers!!
DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE WHELPS
>Make one perfect game in the franchise
>proceed to make every entry afterwards completely different in all senses and never stickying again to what made that one game great
Being a star fox fan sucks.
YOULL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *bkyewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
I CAN'T STOP IIIIIIIT
ONLY ONE THING TO DO!
STEP ON THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
UNCLE ANDROOOOSSSS
My dream Star Fox game is one where they just make multiple 64 length campaigns including a campaign where you play as Star Wolf
Also a final bonus level where you pilot the Great Fox through a fleet of capital ships
wienerY LITTLE FREAK
reminder that that japanese surgeon with unlimited funds is still commissioning 10s of thousands of dollars worth of macro falco art.
I'd rather have that than the guy who single handedly funded palcomix for like eight years with the Jade spanking series or the astrid guy.
More Star Fox games couldn't possibly even be that expensive to make. They're just arcade shooters.
My schizo theory:
Miyamoto has laid claim to the series
Nobody else at Nintendo is even be allowed to come near it and Miyamoto refuses to make a game that doesn't have a new gimmick based around whatever weekend hobby he currently enjoys
nice theory, but didn't ubisoft released a pseudo starfox game some years ago?
They just guest starred in a side mission if you bought a scannable toy
A toy that Miyamoto played around with with glee during that year's Ubisoft E3
They bribed the man with toys
Starlink isn't a fantastic game or anything, but don't sell the effort short, it was a lot more than "a side mission."
>Fox and co. inserted into every story cutscene
>Arwing is a playable ship, Fox is a playable pilot with a unique special ability
>Fox gets unique dialogue like the game's OCs if you play as him in the main campaign missions
>side campaign of like 10 missions about tracking down and defeating Wolf
And then they bothered to add more shit when the DLC expansion pack came out.
>Falco, Slippy, and Peppy become playable pilots
>they all get unique dialogue if you play through the base campaign as them, just like Fox
>new missions based on finding and defeating the other members of Star Wolf
A arcade, on-rails shooter doesnt match the casual playerbase that Nintendo is after. Even Splatoon incentives NOT hitting the opponent.
>Win game by covering the map with ink
>remove aim-assist from your console shooter
This is why they always add a gimmick to Starfox, to take away from the shootan.
>YOU ANNOYING LITTLE FLY
I always thought it was fricked up how the bad guys would torture Fox about his dad's death. As a kid it made me uncomfortable and made me really hate them for it. They just don't make games with villains like that any more.
Made me picture Fox strapped to a table with drills and pointy bits going into him while he's screaming and I was like what the frick is anon talking about that didn't happen
Based maladaptive daydreamer, bringing shit that didn't happen into the reality by concentrating on it.
Anyone want to watch the movie?
Does Movie Rob take requests? A little something after the Kung Pow & kung fu Hustle?
I was pretty shocked when Pigma says
>Daddy screamed REALLLL good before he DIED
But he's not dead... Pigma talking shit??
>But he's not dead...
...anon...
I SAW HIM HE WAS THERE
>tfw as a kid I genuinely wondered why James flew away without saying anything after Fox freed him
I hate the Star Wolf squad so much it's unreal
I really liked the voice given to him in A Fox In Space's second episode.
>R-Wing
>maybe passes as a Y
Bravo George
It's Arwing (action replay wing (buy it now))
Surely the franchise needs more dinosaurs and platforming of course
Andross is an insane fool.
>it's a tank level
>it's a submarine level
Tank levels are based, but the submarine level sucks ass with all the slowdown and way too much shit happening on screen to keep straight.
The Submarine Level is the lower point of 64, the cratering of the framerate was cancer.
Beautiful! I could KISS you for that!
I just realized ROB 64 is a reference to the NES ROB. Idk how I never put that together
ba-ba-boom boom da daaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom boom da daaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom boom da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom boom da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Cumming enemy in my rear, drop attitude!
Frick Slippy. This level sucks and no one cares about that dumb frog
I really enjoy that level myself. Really off-kilter stuff, with the boss being really alien and strange.
>THIS is the enemy's bioweapon??
>Andross is an insane fool!
Wrong stage?
>This baby can handle up to 9000 degrees!
WHAT NINE THOUSAND
But Titania is the level where Slippy is captured, not Solar.
Maybe that's the level I actually really hate but hate this one because of how hard it was to make sure Slippy didn't get slapped into space or whatever
That's on Venom...... When Adrew does the big b***h slap
1. It's on Sector X
2. It's the robo boss not Andross
3. His name is Andross not Andrew
4. You misspelled Andrew
5. You didn't play the game
Slippy gets slapped onto Titania in Sector X.
I played Star Fox dozens of times but that was like 20 years ago. All I know is I hate Slippy
>All I know is I hate Slippy
On that we can all agree.
morons
Only I have the balls to rule Lylat!
Would love to see a mod/romhack that makes Andross a big pair of testicles. Not even any eyes, just the balls.
>sends the balls after you attached by electricity to the dick
>when you shoot the dick it teleports behind you
Good luck 🙂
Why don't they have Star Fox arcade machines? It's perfect for it.
If you haven't noticed Nintendo has been run by absolute morons for like 40+ years now
Arcades are dead. They're all pachinko parlors in Japan or shitty barcades in the US that just run emulators.
The only real arcade left is the galloping ghost outside chimpcongo.
Nintendo doing smart things in antithetical to their existence. Without their sycophants, they would have fallen along ago. The good news is that this seems to be what Blizzard is going through, and its fans are genuinely sick of hos the company is treating them as a whole.
Maybe gaming is changing.
Slippy is an absolute Chad in Assault.
Slippy can go frick himself, which being a frog he probably can. Total Slippy death
He gets married and has forty kids. What have you accomplished?
Raping him.
t. Fox.
God he's literally me