They're too hard.

They're too hard.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use the tear clone thingy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's cheating

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using something built into the game is cheating
        The game is literally designed and balanced around summons. If you aren't using them then you are by definition doing a challenge run with a self-imposed rule set, and you don't get to complain about the difficulty or balance.

        >b-b-but summons make the game way too easy!
        Yes. That's what From intended. That's why the design is shit and everyone complained about it except redditors who love to summon le heckin quirky ragtag band of rebels.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes only redditors loved summoning and everyone else hated it. It's not just this board that hates summoning... definitely not...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2v2 isn't cheating bruv

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WAHHHH THEY ARE TOO HARD
        >how about we even the playing field?
        >that's cheating
        This is your brain on git gud homosexualry

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how about we cheese it and make the fight as boring as possible
          ftfy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then don't complain about the fight being hard, moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i didn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The post was obviously aimed at OP, moron.
                Don't give me (you), you stupid homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't need to git gud, I am good and I want the game to let me be myself

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally bonked them my way through with a STR build in patch 1.03 (pre-speeebuff to big weapons). Git gud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no getting good. It's a completely luck based fight.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    instantly killed them with cheat engine this fight is not worth the effort lmao

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use Sleep pods my ninja

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're stupid, this fight has 0 thought put into it, no point in wasting your time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then grind or do explore somewhere else and come back later. These shits aren‘t unbeatable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to kill them by pure skill, with no cheesing, sleep pots, and no summons, but the game doesn't allow it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You stupid af man. Why limit yourself if the game gives you these tools?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're starting to understand now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            even if you do it no one cares

            being good at Soul games isn't a skill that is worth anything

            just play the game with all the advantages it provides to you and maybe actually have some fun doing it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I care because it's more fun than playing like a cuck gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have fun then and quit b***hing on Ganker about how they're "too hard" homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what weapon are you using?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not playing through the game or stuck at this boss right now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you aren't having fun friend. go play the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh and you're definitely using a cheese weapon if that's your response. queer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only use the sword of night and flame because it's the only weapon I know where to get that isn't in a dogshit mini dungeon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You literally can't kill them with skill though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the game doesn’t allow it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can kill them by pure skill, it will just take an hour looking for an opening as these 2 gays rush your ass, you can do this faster with parry but it will still be needlessly long. The moment I realised that this is just a long fricking slog I summoned the golden sign next to them. There is no difficulty or good challenge in this fight just tedium which is a fricking shame since everything else about them is good and they are supposed to be modelled after you know who.

            This was before patch where they are supposedly toned town not to rush your butthole 24/7.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodfang gang here, no problem. Got the fat boy to roll into a pillar and just bled them to death.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did first playthrough blind without using summons or spirit ashes
    >beat them on the first attempt
    HOWEVER
    I was powerstancing Morgott's and Bloodhound's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is the better weapon art? This is the build I am shooting for right now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morgott's is fricking cool, deals big damage, and staggers pretty good. Got even Malenia on her knees.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd try with the clone and spamming storm blade
    Don't be such a martyr, if you are using anything more than an unupgraded dagger you cheesed the game and didn' really best it get over yourself and just use the tools available.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to play it like a normal Souls game, learning the boss's moves and outskilling them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sekiro is the only game that does that all souls games are full of cheese techniques or gimmick solutions and bloodborne is just "be aggressive as possible"

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think any fight in the game was really hard except Mohg at the end

    even with that it was super easy as soon as I changed to meme bleed katana build

    but most of the game I played with the sword of night and flame and I had no problem

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boss gets nerfed
    >suddenly everyone thinks they are super good at elden ring and this boss is easy, why did people complain pre-nerf
    you didnt beat elden ring

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're only hard if you're playing melee only, otherwise you can just run in circles spamming literally any ranged attack and they can never hit you

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refuse to use half the tools the game gives you
    >waaaaah game too hard!!!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godskin duo is literally just a damage check
    Rush one of them down, and kill it over and over they're way squishier than normal godskins
    Now the double Gargoyle fight, THAT was pure bullshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh hey they're both fast
      >oh hey they both have huge range
      >oh hey they both can breathe a poison fog that covers half of the area and deals DoT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're also both immune to status effects like bleed and rot 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can bleed them. You guys are the biggest babies when it comes to this game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The poison/rot that took chunks of your health before it even poisoned you was the worst mechanic they could possibly come up with
        >hey you know how we've been doing poison hurts you when it fills up, well now it doesn't need to fill up, but it will still fill up aswell, also good fricking luck knowing where the hitbox is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the shitty camera control while fighting them.
        I got poison'd to death by that c**t from behind my back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now the double Gargoyle fight, THAT was pure bullshit
      Fighting those guys at a lower level took more attempts than Radgaon, Godfrey, and Maliketh.
      The poison fog pisses me off the most til this day.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so jerk them off moron

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use slash damage and or bleed, you'll tear through them. Just don't use blunt

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used the Death Poker's Ash of War and they jobbed on the first try.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheese weapon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. I won and you are here b***hing that you can't lol.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I beat this game 69 times it just pisses me off how terrible this fight is because you can't win by pure melee skill like every other fight

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes the bosses are moronic we mostly agreed on this already. the git gud crowd lost this one, margit alone is mechanically harder than most souls bosses. its moronic.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyska solo'd them without dying, no sleep cheese.
    Git good

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    even the dumbest streamers beat this boss first try
    you are pathetic

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this is some stupid fricking YouTube or Twitch or Reddit meme. I pirated the game on release, played through it several times, never had so much trouble with this fight. Malenia beat my ass, I heard Mohg's homolust monologue so many times it's burned into my head, I've had nightmares about running at and never reaching the Elden Beast, but these guys? No. For frick's sake, you get more cover in this fight than you got with O&S in DaS1, not to mention so many manoeuvrability options and stuns it's not even funny. How are people struggling with this shit?

    It's a meme, right? Tell me it is so.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summons
    >uses mimic tear
    Hard, you say?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly beat them on the 1st of 2nd attempt, at the time of playing I didn't even know they were meant to be hard, I literally forgot the boss fight existed until I came onto Ganker

    Elden Ring is a shit game where most of the boss fights are trivial because you just can go someone else first

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed these in my second try. The second guy didn't seem to do much at all and what he did do I was able to ignore by hiding behind a pilar.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL those guys are just Smaugh and Orenstien 2.0. You should have not trouble beating them if you just keep moving and focus on one at a time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 1 is not a serious game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rollspam zoomer shitters post this webm thinking it makes DS1 look bad when it literally does the exact opposite by showing the last time From made a game with actual build variety

        Embarrassing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Souls has some of the worst build variety in their games

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever build variety Dark Souls had Elden Ring has more https://youtu.be/5fYdOneDZ-M

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Ring has more
            Wrong. Rollspam magic damage sword is no different from rollspam physical damage sword.

            Dark Souls has some of the worst build variety in their games

            And yet they took what little existed away in DS2 and it never came back.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>And yet they took what little existed away in DS2 and it never came back.
              >took it away in DS2, when it's the game most known for almost every single weapon being viable in one way or another
              I think you might be reatred

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dang I would hate to be reatred

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so much build variety:
                Roll guy that R1s with a longsword
                Roll guy that R1s with a two handed sword
                Roll guy that R1s with an axe
                Roll guy that R1s with a halved
                Roll guy that R1s with a spear
                Roll guy that R1s with a splashing instrument

                Nu-Souls build variety is best :DD
                And hard choices :DD

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Souls 2 isn't just roll builds and you'd know this if you spent a single second experimenting with shields and greatshields or magic or miracles (which were nerfed but are still good), you disingenuous homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dark Souls 2 isn't just roll builds
                Yes it is

                >he rolls instead of blocking
                You are moronic.

                You've never played the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope. You had ignored 90% of the things, that make game interesting instead of rolling simulator, it is you, who hadn't played it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                I accept your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >picks easymode because adp
                >complains, that game is boring
                I knew, that rollhomosexuals are just coping by calling themselves "one true honest players". You are given many ways to play, but instead of playing you just prefer to cheese and stop playing at all. You just don't like video games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dark Souls 2 isn't just roll builds
                It absolutely is.
                Shield and tanking is less viable than in Dark Souls 3
                Dark Souls 2 was just rapier/spear spam and casters. It also had the awful stagger mechanicsm where the enemy recovered just as fast as the player, and the parry that took forever for a riposte making parry against groups horrible

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he rolls instead of blocking
                You are moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual build variety
          Like what? R1 with rolling or R1 without rolling?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You keep spamming this, but it doesn't make it true.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meant for

              Yeah so much build variety:
              Roll guy that R1s with a longsword
              Roll guy that R1s with a two handed sword
              Roll guy that R1s with an axe
              Roll guy that R1s with a halved
              Roll guy that R1s with a spear
              Roll guy that R1s with a splashing instrument

              Nu-Souls build variety is best :DD
              And hard choices :DD

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. It being true makes it true.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct. It being true makes it true.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lying on the internet is a sin, anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then good thing it's not a lie but hard truth you don't even dare begin arguing against.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing really to argue against - you'll just spam the "Elden Ring builds are all rolling R1s" no matter the evidence presented. Build variety is great in this game, precisely why I have 600+ hours in it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh? I'm talking about Dark Souls 1 and it's supposed build variety, yet there's no one to post what the builds actually are aside from "well you can put a heavy armor on and spam R1 even more"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. I misunderstood. Apologies.
                >DaS build variety
                Probably accurate, I've only played it once, and ran a strength build, which essentially consisted of Zweihander R2 for stagger, and fully maxed Giant Armor when I got to Anor Londo.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Elden Ring builds are all rolling R1s" no matter the evidence presented.
                You are right. Sometimes they are rolling jump attacks or rolling spellcasts.

                >Build variety is great in this game
                Objectively false

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are right. Sometimes they are rolling jump attacks or rolling spellcasts.
                you clearly haven't played the game. Hell, even the choice to run a shield or not makes the gameplay completely different, not to mention the wildly different movesets of halberds, colossal swords, straight swords, etc.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's completely different because you only roll 90% of the time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The presence of a dodge roll with iframes is why you're saying there's no build variety? Seriously? Are you truly a mouthbreathing moron or just pretending?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As opposed to what?

                >rolling to avoid 9/10 attacks is such a different playstyle to rolling to avoid 10/10 attacks

                Fromsharts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As opposed to what?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IS THAT A HECKIN JRPG MECHANICS IN MY ACTION GAME? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I killed them so fast in Farum Azula I had to wait for them to respawn.
        Probably used Great Stars Wild Swings or something

        it's cool as frick that you can make a tank build like that.
        It's far more impressive and less broken than all the utilities ER gives

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A tank build in DS1 is not sustainable simply due to you running out of estus in the middle of the level if you don't block. It hardly can even be called a "build", it's just a regular R1-spamming quality build with heavy armor.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are not that bad

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hear people moaning about the Godskin Duo and Radahn but I just don't get it. Beat both of these fights on my first try with very little effort. But I got absolutely filtered by Radagon/Elden Beast to the point I put the game down and never actually finished it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't beat them alone if you are good. If you are not, just use the Tear and move on.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They arent too hard, they are just one of the laziest, shittiest examples of multi-boss design in the series. They don't contrast or compliment each other in the flow of the fight and there are no unique strategies to use on them, the fact that they just respawn until you empty their collective health bar, EVEN IF you kill both at once, is insanely lazy. They are just two different bosses slapped into a room together.

    The best multibosses in the series are Ornstein and Smough, and the Shadows of Yarnham. They actually feel like intelligently designed boss fights where they each unit makes up part of a whole, and the fight changes depending on your strategy in how you dispatch each unit.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they?
    I beat them in 3 tries.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fromsoft hasn't made a good duel boss since the maneaters

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since when does using items that the game provides equate to cheating? I've never heard of this phenomenon before Souls games.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put them to sleep with sleep pots

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can parry them
    No excuses

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're just bad. I beat them in my third attempt, maybe try to git gud?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker fundamentally misunderstands these kind of bossfights. They're not in the game to force you to use "cheats" like magic, summons, spirit ashes, ashes of war, consumables and so on - they're there to give people who constantly use all those things a challenge. Skilled players can take on them 1v2, regular players summon help like they have been doing in Souls games for a decade. Only here people have neither skill nor friends, so this becomes a problem
    >b-but I didn't need a summon for O&S
    Yeah, O&S was a braindead fight and yet most people needed not one but two phantoms to clear it. Your souls veteran card means nothing past Dark Souls 1, spend some time learning the fight like you did back in 2011 if you think you're above playing normally now.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle is literally bugged due to outside enemy AI. Imagine defending this.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NU-O&S filtering players just like the original O&S
    HOLY SOVL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's weird glitch, but the godskin just randomly stopped rolling and did a quick instantaneous poke out of nowhere while I was standing on the pillar.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can easily hit 100 hours of game time before you reach these guys
    >have by that point already fought both of them like twice already

    and you expect me to waste my life fighting fair? i duo summoned and blew past the rest of the game in about 10 hours

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Use Moonveil
    >2. Win

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not, but the fight is kind of bullshit. Duo fights are just not very good in Fromsoft games, and never have been.
    O & S are the closest to a good duo boss fight, and even then it's obnoxious.
    >inb4 seethe harder, git gud etc
    Beat O&S on my second try, still don't like duo fights

    >Crucible Knight Duo
    >Godskin Duo
    >Valiant Gargoyles
    FRICK THESE FIGHTS

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    killed them second try
    maliketh is much harder in comparison

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are not hard, just annoying like the rest of end game bosses. Also calling them a duo but making it so that you have to kill four of the frickers was moronic.

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