THEY'VE CONFIRMED IT AS BEING CANON!

I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND NOT A DRILL! IT'S FULLY CONFIRMED BY THE GAME ITSELF!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it raining semen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud jerking off on his cuckporch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Along with the rest of Ganker since Tifa seems to be their darling lmao thought I was on Ganker not Reddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And why is the semen rain causing Tifa's skin to be so shiny and sticky?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why they call him Cloud if you know what I mean *wink wink*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The way he just coats himself in that acid is peak frick you. Lil homie is left smoldering.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie came so hard he started smoking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do you smoke after sex?
        >no, during.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"SHERA, FOR FRICK'S SAKE, GO GET SOME OF THAT FRICKING GODDAMN TEA ALREADY, FRICK!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The collective cum of everyone that fapped to tifa finally reached her world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The collective cum of everyone that fapped to tifa finally reached her world.

      >not even a shoop, literally just a screenshot directly from the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the dog

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you autistic fricks have one joke. after a week this needed to be retired but you still won't shut up about it because you're so desperate for cultural relevance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah now. They also have, uh... "Me? Gongaga" which I think we can all agree is a comedy masterclass.
      100 fat fujos think it's funny, and they can't be wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you say homosexual in italian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayotto

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frocio

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayottini

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fascio

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexualia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayetti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayotto

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bucaiolo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rockstar used to be cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayatelli

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gaygarini

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayiolone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayliacci

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayoccini

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mattia Binotto

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gimi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pasta e gayioli

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayliatelle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fanolini

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ball your fists, turn the palms outwards at neck height and clap them twice sideways in quick succession towards the man of dubious sexual orientation.
        >They made the captcha easier
        Are they implying we're moronic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayuette

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's French.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Baguette is French, you uneducated moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sgayhetti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexualin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexualTOMANNELLI'S
        CON PESTO
        CON QUATTRI QUESI

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Finocchio" or "Frocio" if derogatory
        "Culattone" if dialect

        t.italian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Finocchio
          I always knew that Pinocchio was a gay. Only Buratino is the true one and only unpozzed rendition.

          >Italy does not exist in the FF7 universe
          you know what exists? Roberto Ferrari, the Tifa remake designer, an italian

          >remake designer
          Ferrari was in Square for decades, newbie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ferrari was in Square for decades, newbie.
            AND? LUL
            He was employed at tatsunoko first, you troony secondary, joined square in the last decade and became famous for his XV designs, dumb Black persontroon, cope lmao he's the protege of nomura and italy has won, you cannot refute this ever LOL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks Italybro, enjoy your pasta.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how do you say homosexual in italian?
        gaygeroni

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayhetti

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lamgayhini
        gayrari
        gaygerati
        alfa gaygeo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        macaroni mariconi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mariconi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mama mai

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mommy may i

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accept the truth.

      Also
      >joke
      It's not a "joke" if it's being added to the game by the developers themselves, thus fully solidifying it in the official canon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to see fat breasts wrapped in a flag.
        Need more of this trend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I saw, I came
        >the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she have those beads in the first part flashbacks? Or in CC?

      It hurts because it's true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did she have those beads in the first part flashbacks? Or in CC?
        That's impossible, and also - no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Western culture is basically an Anglo monopoly, I can understand why people from other countries would feel ignored.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glazed tifa

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a facialabuse video

    fricking hot

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's clearer shot of that ITALIAN hair thinggie later on, but the river scene is the first where you can see it in the closeup/money shot camera zoom. Considering that it's fricking TORIYAMA who's "co-directing", YOUJUSTKNOW.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did Sephiroth make Cloud watch him fricking Tifa?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we want the berserk audience

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >white haired twink raping the tomboyish female love interest
          underrated joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/q5eExAd.jpg

      I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND NOT A DRILL! IT'S FULLY CONFIRMED BY THE GAME ITSELF!

      me in the back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he covered in cum too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It belongs to Zack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a SOLDIER as elite as he is cant control the amount of spray he has

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      couldn't find anything, sauce ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        VII-2 Disc 2's demo, Nibelheim flashback (which will be OP sequence of full game).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >standing about 2 feet away from her furthest ass curve
      >meaning he must be about 2ft, 8ft for her to make such a pleased and pained expression
      cloudsisters, we lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sephiroth is the tallest motherfricker in the game, he's nearly 3m. Almost twice as higher than teenage Tifa and roughly two or two-and-a-half heads taller than their-balls-still-haven't-dropped Zach & Cloud of Nibelheim's events.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GRIFFITH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a scene from the Nibelheim flashback, you moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and? Are you fricking blind? Or are you that moronic as to miss on the point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the Ganker audience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we want Hell's Kitchen's and Little Italy's audience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Phantom of the Paradise

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Boku no Berserk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sprd-105

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it, what is the meme?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Italian flag colors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/q5eExAd.jpg

      I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND NOT A DRILL! IT'S FULLY CONFIRMED BY THE GAME ITSELF!

      Nibelheim Tifa looks infinitely better than nu-Tifa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. You're a pedophile.
        2. "Females grow up and mature!? WHOWULDDATHUNKIT!?"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nu-Tifa looks post wall.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, pedo. Keep telling yourself that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italy does not exist in the FF7 universe you absolute morons. The colors could mean anything. Jesus zoomers are pathetic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Texas does, as Tifa is half-Texan and her "7th Heaven" bar has a large "TEXAS" word plastered on the building. So Italian is now the confirmed other half. Also, you fricking mong, this is official content from the game. It's ogre. It's done. It's real.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Italy does not exist in the FF7 universe
        you know what exists? Roberto Ferrari, the Tifa remake designer, an italian

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ferrari was in Square for decades, newbie.
          AND? LUL
          He was employed at tatsunoko first, you troony secondary, joined square in the last decade and became famous for his XV designs, dumb Black persontroon, cope lmao he's the protege of nomura and italy has won, you cannot refute this ever LOL

          Nomura designed tifa, ferrari only did the alt. designs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mamma mia...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/q5eExAd.jpg

      I REPEAT - THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND NOT A DRILL! IT'S FULLY CONFIRMED BY THE GAME ITSELF!

      So, will we get some stupid gucci outfit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The entire game is full to the brim with Swag-a-gucci.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See, Cloud remembers this scene as Sephiroth raping Tifa because he is projecting how powerless he felt to save her, it triggered trauma from when they fell off the bridge as children and he failed there too. So in Cloud's memory, he's basically cucked by Sephiroth. Nevermind that he is already metacucked by Zach by virtue of Zack doing all the hero shit he believes he himself did. It's actually a very clever psychoanalytic use of pseudopornographic imagery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the time has come and so have I

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >97 on Metacritic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that rain really does look like cum indeed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not rain. They've fallen into a river and Sephiroth is pulling her out of the Italian stream.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I understand that reference

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remakeslop
    >canon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no remake. It's a direct sequel. And there's no "OG" VII, because VII is only one due to VII-2 not being a remake, but a direct sequel of VII. Ever Crisis' take on VII is also not "remake of VII", as it's merely Rashamon'esque retelling of VII's events "from the third party's side of look/opinion". Pull your head out of your ass and accept factual reality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reslop homosexuals are this delusional
        jej

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're delusional, you reality-denying SELF-LYING miserable lame wienersucker. Just because you don't like the fact that VIIR is a direct sequel of VII, just because you don't have high enough IQ, enough brain matter and adult levels of attention span to be able to figure things out without other spelling them right directly into your dumb wienersucking face, doesn't make the FACT that VIIR is a direct sequel of VII, which starts right at the very last frame of VII's "ending" (the Aeris/th shown at the very last frame of VII's last FMV, is actually NOT VII's Aeris/th, but ALREADY VIIR's Aeris/th at the beginning of VIIR), any less truthful or canonical.

          Aeris/th in VII-2, starting with "Disc 1" that is "Rebirth", is LITERALLY "MK 2011's Raiden", straight up, as she pulled the exactly same shtick of "phoning back to herself" via Life Stream/Gaia, due to the one big hours-long massive FRICK UP that is the entirety of VII. You never "win" VII. You never "beat" Jenova (and fooled-by-Jenova Sephiroth, as Jenova is literally Lavos-equivalent, a parasitic alien that twists and corrupts living beings into doing what it sees fit) in VII. You always fail. You cannot not fail in VII. Because Jenova and Sephiroth had already-won by the time BLACC Materia gets transferred and Meteor gets summoned. And Aeris/th fricks up by not using White Materia to summon Gaia's/Minerva's powers fast enough, she's too late. Entirety of VII is one big all-caps full-screen GAME OVER. And thus Aeris/th at the very "end" of VII is attempting the last-ditch effort of "messaging" to herself from the past, thus beginning VII-2. HOWEVER, Sephiroth of VII-2 now fully KNOWS about Jenova and everything else, as he was in Life Stream as well and tapped into it completely, alongside with Aeris/th. Hence Sephiroth's disparaging and "rebellious" remarks towards his "mother" in VII-2.

          Get fricked, loser. THIS is the OFFICIAL newly established and fully confirmed canon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your mind on reslop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kys, self-lying wienersucker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                touched a nerve huh?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >VII-2, starting with "Disc 1" that is "Remake"
            Self-fix. "Rebirth" is Disc 2.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Disc 2 only started after Forgotten Capital, homosexual, but I guess that means shit for slop enjoyers. Rebirth is for you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Evangelion and steins;gate already did this, this isn't interesting

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Evangelion did this in 2.0 and etc. 2.0 Eva didn't exist when Nojima planned all of this together with Swag-a-gucci back in 1997. Yes, motherfrickers, that's right. Square/SquE NEVER wanted to make a "1-to-1 remake" of VII, they've initially planned a sequel right in the VII itself, the very last frame of VII's "ending" is sequel-bait. They've fully intended it all to be this way waaay back in 1997.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the very last frame of VII's "ending" is sequel-bait

                schizo post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look it up, moron. The very last frame is the beginning frame of VIIR. They wanted to make a sequel all that time, but just couldn't pull it off due to technology constraints. PS 3's tech demo was also VII-2.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but just couldn't pull it off due to technology constraints.
                it's been like 2 decades since the teaser and people still believe this bullshit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's been that way because Square, even before turning SquE, in the 90's, had interviews where they explicitly and openly were saying that if they ever to do VII's sequel, it'd be on a much bigger budget and with much grander scale, and technology is simply not there yet to allow that. They wanted to Spirits Within and Advent Children the thing up even before Spirits Within and Advent Children became a thing. They wanted to make it like a movie. Imagine if Spirits Within was successful and got SquE all the money and technology in the world, then PS 3's tech demo would've probably ended up an actual game, which would've still be VII-2, not measly 1-to-1 remake of VII, as they never wanted to remake VII, they explicitly always envisioned a proper direct sequel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He might be a sperging fanboi, but he's not wrong. Anyone who plays Final Fantasy VII Remake even for just a couple hours and has at least half a brain in their head, will be able to immediately see and fully comprehend that they're playing a sequel, not a plain remake.

                The "remake" word in the game's title is an intentional red herring, a misleading wordplay.

                That word is not what you think what it means. And it was done that way deliberately and intentionally.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's amazing man

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A sequel was always planned
                Nope, Sakaguchi hates sequels. Despite Kitase being the Director, he wouldn’t let homosexuals like him make spin-offs and sequels aimed at people like you back then.
                Game has an open ending, as it was always supposed to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sakaguchi hates sequels
                *laughs in Blue Dragon*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did he work on Blue Dragon's sequels?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The idea of putting a literal sequel-bait at the very last frame of VII's ending FMV, is primarily Nojima's and Narita's proposal. Considering that they've moved on with actually doing it, you should shut the frick up by now "what Sakaguchi hates or likes". Sakaguchi wasn't even directly directing VII, he cowarded out after Xenogears' script and plot/story was rejected as VII's original initial draft. That's right, frickers, entirety of Episode V - Xenogears, is rejected aborted FF VII.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >would an Evangelion game work?
              >n-no not like that!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whomstv vocalized that quote

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You're delusional, you reality-denying SELF-LYING miserable lame wienersucker.
            Self-fix. I am delusional, reality-denying SELF-LYING miserable lame wienersucker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kys, self-lying wienersucker.

            This person is trans

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              -->

              [...]
              I'm actually all-white, eastern European, orthodox Christian, and straight as a stick.

              . But nice try anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, of course I am going to believe that, it's not like your meltdown wasn't telling.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >as she pulled the exactly same shtick of "phoning back to herself" via Life Stream/Gaia
            I can't believe that people ACTUALLY believed this shit.
            I quite literally made it up like 8 months ago and claimed it came from the Black/White novellas, but anyone that actually looks into it sees the Black/White novellas are from before AC and explain why Sephiroth is able to show up in AC and in no way mention sending their consciousness back through time via the life stream.

            And here we are, some 8 months later, and now almost every thread I see on Remake/Rebirth someone brings up Aerith having her memories because she sent them back through time via the life stream. Absolutely hilarious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't believe that people ACTUALLY believed this shit
              It's the official newly established canon, as proven by VIIR's scenes where everyone who ever touches/gets into close proximity of Aeris/th is being "flashbacked" to VII's "what happened" scenes of literally "previously on" manner. And then the entire fricking point of "calming down Marlene and Nanaki" once Aeris/th directly touches them. THEY KNOW because THEY WERE SHOWN by Aeris/th WHAT happened and HOW it's going to end up. Marlene KNOWS (about Zach, about Sephiroth, about Meteor, Jenova, Aeris/th, about effing everything) and so does Nanaki about "extinction of humanity 500 years later", after the Meteor, and etc). Aeris/th LITERALLY does "MK 2011's Raiden" role in VII-2.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >before AC
              VII-2 completely cancelled, removed AC and DoC from newly established canon. AC and DoC never happened and never would, though some of their content was retroactively added and backported to VII-2 for the sheer sake of memery and "lore flavor". Same with Ever Crisis-altered Before Crisis and VIIR-altered Crisis Core "Reunion". OG Before Crisis and OG CC are not canon anymore, they don't matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So this means we will get this kino scene and Sephiroth sounding like Illidan Stormrage?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not yet, but who the frick knows how/where Disc 3 will end up at being. Despite Aeris/th of VII-2 literally being equivalent of MK 2011's Raiden, SquE is obviously not THAT moronic as NetherRealm as to actually turn Aeris/th into a villain at the end of it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            reddit spacing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would you prefer for my blankets of explanatory text to not have any spacing/paragraphing whatsoever? Eh, homosexual? Frick off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what an absolute fricking loser lmfao take a shower weirdo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you alright there, sweaty? Go take your schizo pills and pull your head out of your ass already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a remake you fricking idiot. It’s rewriting final fantasy 7s story and replacing it to be the only story. Cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a sequel, you fricking idiot. You're a self-lying reality-denying idiot. It doesn't rewrite or alter anything for VII, because VII happened before, it's first, then VII-2 comes second. Pull your head out of your ass. VII is completely self-contained and it's not being affected by anything prior to it or anything after it in the timeline, while VII-2 directly continues immediately as VII "ends", right at VII's very last frame, which shows Aeris/th of VIIR, NOT VII's Aeris/th.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read

          He might be a sperging fanboi, but he's not wrong. Anyone who plays Final Fantasy VII Remake even for just a couple hours and has at least half a brain in their head, will be able to immediately see and fully comprehend that they're playing a sequel, not a plain remake.

          The "remake" word in the game's title is an intentional red herring, a misleading wordplay.

          That word is not what you think what it means. And it was done that way deliberately and intentionally.

          . Twice, if needed. Trice over, if necessary. Repeat on reading it until it fully gets through your thick empty skull.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably bait but frick it, some people really are that stupid.
            The remake is literally replacing the original event of final fantasy 7.
            That story from the original is no more, only remakes remain. It’s not that hard to understand for non-tendies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The remake is
              There is no remake

              >replacing
              There's no replacing of anything. In VII-2, VII happened. But Aeris/th pulled MK 2011's Raiden at the very last moment. It is not replacement, it is a "Continue", another "credit" into the arcade cabinet, after the one long big massive "GAME OVER" screen that the entirety of VII was. You could never "win" in VII, you could never "beat" Jenova and Sephiroth, you could never "stop" summoning of Meteor, you could never "prevent" extinction of humanity and eradication of 80+ % of all living beings on the planet's surface 500+ years into the future after the fall of the Meteor. Aeris/th is not "replacing" it, she's "Continuing" after the "GAME OVER", because she fricked up.

              But there's now other things in the play, such as the fact that Sephiroth fully tapped in the Life Stream and obtained knowledge about Jenova, so he's not VII's fooled-by-Jenova Sephiroth anymore, he's now making disparaging and "rebellious" remarks towards his "mother" in VII-2, which clearly shows that it's going to be different now. Maybe not entirely, but something has changed, and that something will be big, truly massive, completely essential to the entire of VII's full overarching plot (combining everything VII had to that point, be that CoFF or anything else).

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >story from the original

              Read

              >The original game
              Kys. This is a literal automatically exposing filter now. If you say it, your texts and opinions are automatically void and nullified.

              .

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That story from the first game is no more
              Naturally, as it's "arc" ended. It continues in VII-2. What's wrong with that? No one's taking VII, the first game, away from you, kiddo. VII is not "no more", it just ended as a "first season" of the ongoing running series, is all. VII-2 is the new season. Simple ass.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing knows how to sell their nomuraslop to the losers. Just add more references to meme culture shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE MY FRICKING NOMURA
      Barely attached to the project. He even delegated character design to Roberto Ferrari, lmao. The actual director is Hamaguchi, and the writer, as always, is Nojima.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. blames emil for everything wrong in bethesda's stories

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely it has to be *famous name* who's responsible for everything. This is what Kojima worship has lead to.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is cut vertically across her torso by sephiroth
    >has no scar

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can she be italian if italy doesn't exist in FF7 universe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was Texan since day-one in VII, so go figure that shit out. Now she's both Texan and Italian, canonically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She should star in a spaghetti western

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She IS the Spaghetti Texan.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People buy this shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great.

      [...]

      She falls into a river and Sephiroth pulls her out. Then he proceeds on letting the other guy get washed away/die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slap a well known title on a random generic 3d action game and suddenly everyone will go like WOW IT BROKE NEW GROUND BRO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >generic 3d action game
        Post 5 games that play like 7R. I'll wait.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EYY, SPAGHETTI! PIZZA! MAMMA MIA!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take screencap of some frick's SFM
    >"IT'S REELLY REEL!"
    Shut up gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some frick's SFM
      It's official cut-scene and official models, frickface.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Superstitious fricks. Grow out of chainmail already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grow out of chainmail
      No

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerith dies in FF7
    >everyone is shocked
    >Tifa dies in FF7R
    >everyone is shocked
    BRAVO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has Sephy said anything like "we've had this conversation before"? Or are they leaving that grand reveal for part 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's already scenes in Disc 1 of VII-2 where """Sephiroth""" and Sephiroth (both the Jenova-cosplaying-as-Sephiroth AND actual now-omnipotent-since-he-fully-tapped-into-LS Sephiroth) both screw with the cast and the player, but showing them shit from VII and making smarmy "aw sheit, here we go again"esque comments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aeris dies in VII
      >me not shocked in the slightest and chuckling sensibly at the whole scene in disdainful sarcasm because Phantasy Star IV did it earlier and much better, and Phantasy Star II did it before Phantasy Star IV

      >Aeris """dies""" in Rebirth
      >everyone is making memes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you're half correct, nei and alys both happened first and nobody saw it coming, but that was it. It wasn't then done by everybody so that you expected it, it was still something not expected whatsoever by an audience at that point so aeriths death is still impactful.
        Alys and neis deaths hurt more though, they're not dying for some grand cause and they don't get to keep being lifestream and help out and exist they just get shafted.
        Shoutouts to the PS2 remake of phantasy star 2 that finally allowed you to be able to save nei by jumping through hoops though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b***h I literally bawled at the whole Rayra scene. Aeris/th's "death" however, did nothing, just pissed me off because the first time I've experienced while playing the game for the first time in 1999, I didn't "max out"-squeezed everything out of her "potential" (didn't get her final weapon, didn't get her final limit, etc), so I felt it was wasted. The second time I've played VII over, however, I've completely 100%'d Aeris/th's "potential" by the time she leaves, so I was feeling "accomplished" and couldn't care less, as she fully "served her purpose", which is the proper way to "feel" about this whole thing to begin with. And, at the end of the day, VII is unwinnable regardless, it's one big hours-long GAME OVER screen for the whole entirety of it, so "feeling for" Aeris/th's "demise" is downright STUPID, infantile, childish, and improperly dumb, given the fact she failed even at "dying", didn't save anyone in the end (humanity and 80+ % of all other living beings on the planet's surface went extinct 500 years later after the Meteor hit), and had to resort to MK 2011's Raiden it up, to "Continue" after the said GAME OVER. Given all of these facts into the account, you really SHOULDN'T feel any attachment to Aeris/th at all, as both she and Sephiroth are omnipotent beings that fully tapped into Life Stream and Gaia's/Minerva's powers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw you can actually resurrect/save Nei in PS II's Japan-exclusive SMEGMA GENERATIONS full remake of PS II on the PS 2
          >mfw full translation of PS 2's remake of PS II been available as a patch for years
          >mfw this fact alone renders Genesis' vanilla absolutely uncanon and completely irrelevant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because Phantasy Star IV did it earlier and much better, and Phantasy Star II did it before Phantasy Star IV
        Ah, we are pretending like we played phantasy star first and final fantasy in the 90s, now? Ok, call me when you need more cred.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno about you, kiddo, but I've started playing games on my father's MSX 2 and Sharp X1 Turbo Z, and slightly later also X68000 Super HD, all of which were grey-imported straight-from-Japan in our local Radio Shack-like hardware stores in Germany, back in mid-to-late 80's and early 90's. I've played FF VII for the first time at the end of 1999, after I've already played through FF VIII in it's original vanilla first Japanese uncensored uncucked form. And I've played through both Phantasy Star II and IV on my MegaDrive/Genesis, on original cartridges, several years prior to that, in early 90's.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't you a little old to be talking to teenagers?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if I wear a union jack bikini I'm suddenly british?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is literally half-Texan and 7th Heaven bar has a frickhueg "TEXAN" (or "TEXAS") sign on the building in VII.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So all you need to chose ancestry is a sign

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's a full cowgirl and raised as one, and her father is a fricking Texan-to-a-tee, and mayor of Nibelheim is a fricking sheriff wearing chaps, cowboy hat, sheriff star, touting a shotgun and revolver, eating hamburgers. Shut the frick up, holy frick. And Cloud's "mom" is a trad Texan middle-aged waifu blonde milf.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok bro chill

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's not wrong though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cowboy attire at all makes you texan
        >you can be texan when texas does not exist
        They lived in a fricking country town, that's it buddy it's not that complicated. She's nibelheinian or whatever the frick there's nothing more to it than that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read

          She's a full cowgirl and raised as one, and her father is a fricking Texan-to-a-tee, and mayor of Nibelheim is a fricking sheriff wearing chaps, cowboy hat, sheriff star, touting a shotgun and revolver, eating hamburgers. Shut the frick up, holy frick. And Cloud's "mom" is a trad Texan middle-aged waifu blonde milf.

          , reality-denying moron. Also, the whole mere fact alone that the "fictional" world of "fictional" land of VII literally directly spells "TEXAS/TEXAN" in the game, means TEXAN/TEXAS exists as a very concept in the game. Which is being confirmed and solidified even further by the fact that VII-2's Disc 2 "Rebirth" literally speaks of/mentions "pre-Shinra and pre-Wutai civilizations" whose "ruins" and "leftovers" you can traverse through/explore and examine/loot in the game. Basically, world of VII is far distant future of IRL, post-apocalyptic or post-dystopian (aside from the whole Ancients/Cetra shtick). It is explicitly talked about in Rebirth about the FACT that Shinra didn't built itself from scratch, but was established and was building itself UPON the leftovers of the previous civilizations (and they don't mean Ancients, but TEXAS/TEXAN and etc, since official dating of Shinra is 1950's, or something like that).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          texas exists in a state of superimposition. It has always existed. How do you not know this?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on the new midgardsormr fight?

    ?t=2951

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midgar Zolom.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get that XII slop the frick out of here. Just because XII was moronic enough as to try to pull that crap off, doesn't mean it's any proper or acceptable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Midgar Zolom.
        lol
        lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait for modding community to start fixing that goyslop that was aimed at illiterate brainwashed morons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Midgar Zolom.

            Get that XII slop the frick out of here. Just because XII was moronic enough as to try to pull that crap off, doesn't mean it's any proper or acceptable.

            Severe autism and low IQ

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved OG, loved Remake, pre-ordered Rebirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat da slop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I trust you will be watching

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no "og". There is no "remake".
      There is VII and VII-2 (VII's sequel).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought and played FF7 Remake in 2020 and getting the Remake part 2 Rebirth in few weeks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          VIIR is not a remake, it's Disc 1 of VII-2. The "part 2" is actually Disc 2 of VII-2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it's remade FF7

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a "Continue" after the one big massive dozen hours-long "GAME OVER" screen that is entirety of VII. It's literally another coin put into the arcade machine after you're all out of credits to play.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are anons so passionate about ethnics of fictional characters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Race is the only thing that really matters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because knowing what Tifa actually is genetially, fully explains why she's built they way she is, and why she has facial/vocal features she's presenting the player with. Her giants breasts, her penchant to prefer close range fighting and martial arts instead of weapons, her trad lovely waifu behavior, all of this is finally perfectly explainable by the fact she's half-Texan half-Italian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ethnically speaking, Tifa is what us scientists call "spaghetti western".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nailed it.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually very sovlful for them to embrace the memes

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a refresher. Can Jenova/Sephiroth possess those failures/clones you see walking around and basically use his full strength to do stuff such as impaling the midgarsormr on top of the tree and bullying cloud as if he were there for real?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can Jenova possess those clones you see walking around
      That's literally what happens in Disc 1 of VII-2, more than once.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but what about the original game, though? he dragged out jenova's head out of the shinra building and killed the snake. That's how he did it, right? He manipulates his "failures" like puppets and uses illusion frickery to make it look like him?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He dragged out Jenova's head out of the Shinra building and killed the snake. That's how he did it, right?

          Actual physical Sephiroth was locked in the crystalized mako in Northern Cave all this time. Jenova posing-as-Sephiroth (literally an illusion) "freed" herself. Sephiroth wasn't doing jack right until Cloud was manipulated into transferring BLACC Materia to him.

          Also
          >original game
          There's no such thing. "First game" is what you should call it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >original game
            >There's no such thing.
            kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Jenova body that escaped Shinra HQ. It takes form of Sephiroth to lure Cloud into chasing him to have Cloud be the tool to retrieve the Black Materia and bring the materia to Sephiroth's body in North Crater

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Remake Sephiroth can affect Cloud's mind to give him visions. In OG the Sephiroth you see walking around are the Jenova body from Shinra HQ who escaped after coming contact with Cloud when he came to Shinra HQ to save Aerith.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He dragged out Jenova's head out of the Shinra building and killed the snake. That's how he did it, right?

        Actual physical Sephiroth was locked in the crystalized mako in Northern Cave all this time. Jenova posing-as-Sephiroth (literally an illusion) "freed" herself. Sephiroth wasn't doing jack right until Cloud was manipulated into transferring BLACC Materia to him.

        Also
        >original game
        There's no such thing. "First game" is what you should call it.

        >In Remake Sephiroth can affect Cloud's mind to give him visions
        > Jenova posing-as-Sephiroth (literally an illusion) "freed" herself. Sephiroth wasn't doing jack
        what's going on here though https://youtu.be/FheI0xQ_9mc?t=578

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sephiroth saving Cloud so that Cloud can continue being his tool

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sephiroth saving Cloud
            HOW? I thought the dude was half dead and stuck in the north crater.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That was VII. That is long gone and VII-2 is different. Shit changed. VII-2 is a direct sequel.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In Remake there's more Sephiroths

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in Remake
                "Disc 1" of VII-2, is the appropriate description and addressing.

                >original game
                >There's no such thing.
                kys

                There is no "original" VII in newly established ongoing canon. VII-2 is a direct sequel, so VII is "first game", not "original game".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what's going on here
          There are at least two Sephiroths now. Jenova-posing-as-Sephiroth, and actual Sephiroth which fully tapped into Life Stream and now completely KNOWS what Jenova is and about everything that happened in "First Game", as he and Aeris/th are both omnipotent time-space transcending beings now. Sephiroth in VII-2 is actual post-VII Sephiroth with newly gained knowledge and powers, when it's actually him and not Jenova roaming around cosplaying as Sephiroth. In VII, 98% of the entire game it's just Jenova fricking around with you and everyone else around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS?!??!!?! OH MY HECKIN ZOOMERINO ITS SO FRICKING LAME

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ITS SO FRICKING LAME
            Welcome to the world of Final Fantasy VII, kiddo. That's why VI and VIII chads would never stop on winning forever.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you moronic?? The original game was amazing. Have you seen the 1997 trailer?

              %3D%3D
              It was the best game ever made at the time. Everyone was blown the frick out.

              it's just in current year everything is so fricking infantilized to protect the feefees of braindead zoomers and millennial trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The original game
                Kys. This is a literal automatically exposing filter now. If you say it, your texts and opinions are automatically void and nullified.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha oh my god you're serious
                HAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU SEETHING LIL BITCY LMAOOO you fricking butthurt mongoloid can't handle the fact that the video game industry is soulless garbage now. THE ORIGINAL WAS A MASTERPIECE HAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no original, kys.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no original

                LMAO is this the newest gaslighting project froom discord groomers?? >THERE'S NO ORIGINAL GENDER CHUD, I WAS ALWAYS A WOMAN!!!
                Pathetic. Every year you zoomtroonsters diverge further from reality

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He means that by saying 'original' it implies that the new one is a remake, which it's not. If anyone here is a groomer it's you, for implying that these games share an original vision.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally called ff7 remake
                HAHAHAHAHA

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this idiocy again

                See/read

                He might be a sperging fanboi, but he's not wrong. Anyone who plays Final Fantasy VII Remake even for just a couple hours and has at least half a brain in their head, will be able to immediately see and fully comprehend that they're playing a sequel, not a plain remake.

                The "remake" word in the game's title is an intentional red herring, a misleading wordplay.

                That word is not what you think what it means. And it was done that way deliberately and intentionally.

                . 'nuff said in a nut.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Start using "first" instead of moronic self-lying "original", then people will start taking you seriously.

                He means that by saying 'original' it implies that the new one is a remake, which it's not. If anyone here is a groomer it's you, for implying that these games share an original vision.

                hahahahahaha you are so mentally ill!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys if you're refusing to accept the harsh truth of factual reality. That is all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Start using "first" instead of moronic self-lying "original", then people will start taking you seriously.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never said or implied it's bad. It's lame and that's why it's amazing. Because it's so far out in it's lameness, that it actually becomes super fricking good if you decide to fully embrace and accept it. Prime example - Macross 7. People fricking LOVE Macross 7, despite it being super fricking cringe and cheap through the entirety of it, because it's THAT good at it's inanity and lameness. It hits just right, so much you physically can't stop consuming it nonstop, until you've either done whole entirety of it in one sitting, or you've exhausted yourself so much you've fallen asleep right on the spot, and then continued back onto it after waking up. VII is exactly same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame knowing that, apparently, that .gif is now an "old reference" that 99% of Ganker doesn't even know about, now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a pretty good cosplay of Getting Over It, what are you talking about. Everyone loves Baby Steps.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                QWOP

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo
    where deh mako at

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are moogles so fricking ugly now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always were (outside of Ivalice). The "Moogle" is literal mistranslation of "Moguri", which are "Mole bats". They're fricking moles. Go figure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their origin is clearer in 2j where they are brown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2j?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am I kawaii kupoooooo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, is that a muppet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is actually a mole
        >gets turned into ersatz of a koala

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he's cute now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they cute as frick

          ?t=3617

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My sides!

      Also, where have you been, you've missed dozen of threads!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone else was posting it for me a few times so i got lazy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >someone else
          I see

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did chadley create a virtual assistant that's basically a female version of himself? what is his endgame?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chadley is one of the new npcs you can take to the golden saucer date

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That tifa is a cum guzzling prostitute?
    Yes we knew that already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's CONFIRMED ITALIAN cum guzzling prostitute to you, sir.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit
    >canon
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the game, put there by the developers, so, hey, guess-fricking-what.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimbo has gotten lazy. This
    >It's not Remake but FF7-2
    bit is sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's truth, though. Truth hurts, eh, kiddo?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The truth you gotten lazy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimbo seethe?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have dedicated four fricking years of obsession to exposing this guy and you homosexuals still don't know who I'm talking about FFS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know you're making fun of me 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing wrong with thinking only one person can spot my obvious shitposting. I'm not responsible for anything. I'm looking forward to Rebirth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's pissing everyone off OTHER than me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          Jimbo:

          It's truth, though. Truth hurts, eh, kiddo?

          then seethed

          I have dedicated four fricking years of obsession to exposing this guy and you homosexuals still don't know who I'm talking about FFS

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cloud and barret should just rape Kyrie honestly bratty like shit needs urgent correction

    ?t=2102

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kyrie was added as ersatz pseudo-Yuffie until Intergrade/Intermission was a thing. Unfortunately they can't back down on it now (at least on Disc 2 of VII-2), so it is what it is. Let's just hope that it won't be an issue when Disc 3 comes out in 2027.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she has the most punchable tummy ever

        ?t=2273 UUOOOOOGGGGGG HARAPAN

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOME BODY TOUCHED MAH SPAGHETT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iran flag
      wut

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't have a fork in center, so stop.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thumbnail looks like a screenshot from a facial vid

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm actually all-white, eastern European, orthodox Christian, and straight as a stick.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a lou2 reference

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the hair ornament. It's the whole point.

      What's this?

      Shit that's never going to finish.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about FF7 other than that Tifa is really hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About time you'd get it on Steam for chump change and mod it with 40+ GB of content:

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kino
        what mod has those chibi models?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kind-of like this (I've added a couple more over that, ever since this screenshot was taken, mainly remastered vanilla music, since PC port's MIDIs are utter dogshit):

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            does that also let you manage new threat?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              New Threat wasn't gaygified like Reunion was, so, yes. Though I think only 2.0 or later should work. Having tried it myself, since I couldn't care less about headcanon fanfic "full game conversions" such as New Threat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Haven't tried it myself
                Self-fix.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't care about headcanon, i only care about getting more content for a game i love, and new threat does that better than any other mod, as far as i know anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                more content is more important than quality and always has been. especially with ff7.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more content is more important than quality
                >especially with VII
                Strongly disagree, given the notion that Project Edge and Shinra Archeology Cut are still in development and far from being completed/finished. Especially Project Edge. Just go look it up and read on how it's being made. You'll be blown. I'm personally waiting for Project Edge to get to at least a 50% completion rate, so that I could ditch Satsuki Yatoshi's AI slop forever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but at that point it's basically like playing Enderal in comparison with Skyrim, lmao. It's fine, but not my personal cup of tea, I'm not interested in doing that. I'm more interested in doing this:

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NiNostyle Chibi.
          There's also NiNostyle HD, but those don't match 2D background plane (the models are positioned too low) and realistic dynamic shadows are fricked, so Chibi are better.

          BTW, "NiNo" is shortening of "Nizhny Novgorod" (Lower Novgorod), as the modder is from Russia. Nizhny Novgorod was called "Gorky" (yes, THAT "Gorky") during USSR times.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >russian mods
            no thanks i dont want to be part of the pootin botnet

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              80% of best graphical, gameplay, and sound mods that currently exist out there, are made by Russian fanbase. Get fricked, Russophobic swine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how Putin sold Nato to us better than any Nato country could have done
                t.Finn

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I survived hakarl, frick off, you cuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >day 716 of 3 days SMO preventing Nato from expanding
                >more countries next to Russia have joined Nato

                Well played, Putin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to your /misc/luted shithole, cuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >80% of best graphical, gameplay, and sound mods for FF VII
                FTFY

                >(israeli, BTW)
                SPAAAACE israeliteWWWWSSS

                Onions Green is literally people.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's actually a good thing that they're Russian, because Russian modders actually honestly care for good games and they don't push LGBLMTQ+ woke garbage narratives or pseudo-content in games. Russian modders are better than your modders, that one thing is for sure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your loss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe in the future. I'm stuck with Lost Ark until Last Epoch release.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe in the future
          You can literally do it right now with latest stable 7th Heaven mod manager, though get it directly from GitHub in a zipped form, don't download the installer as it's currently broken and won't work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm stuck with Lost Ark
          People actually still play that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, we just got new coomer skins.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes of course. Tifa is designed, engineered, constructed and assembled for Clouds BWC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She hot Johnnied

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still not convinced that scene actually happened in the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It happened. But what the screenshot doesnt show is that Johnny's fiancee is showering in the bathroom at the same time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It happened. But what the screenshot doesnt show is that Johnny's fiancee is showering in the bathroom at the same time

        Nothing happens here, because Johnny is actually just self-insert of one of the devs, but unlike in the case with Satomi Tadashi, he's not confirmed pedo IRL and doesn't get any in the game. Satomi Tadashi, however, "gets together" as a "couple" with Uchida Tamaki, which is a stalking insert of IRL person whom IRL Tadashi has a crush on, literal creep and psycho behavior.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who? Cloud and Tifa - yes. Canonically, under the Highwind. You need to have Dating affinity points at no less than 150 to see the entire dialogue, however. It means you should diss pretty much everyone else in VII, giving points only to Tifa through entire game.

    More on this here - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Date_mechanics#cite_ref-1.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't frick, it's tigay copium since they know Cloud is pinning for Aerith forever

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, they actually canonically had sex under the Highwind, and if you have high enough dating points accumulated, the scene is expanded, which solidifies the canonicity of CloudXTifa ship.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cloud and Tifa fugged in my game. The next morning when it was revealed that the rest of the party saw it from Highwind, she got on her knees and was embarrassed

          Just don't seethe too hard when your headcanon doesn't happen at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't play the OG?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can your brain only think of sex?
              And she says "were you listening" in the low affection version, so clearly they don't do anything intimate in that one. C

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit Tifa and Cloud fugged in the OG?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, Cloud talks about Aerith and nowaygays tifa

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did Tifa got on her knees and acted all embarrassed after learning everyone were watching how she and Cloud spent the night?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She was recreating the moment when she saw Cloud's BWC.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon why are you arguing with morons and baiters. She's embarrassed because everyone saw them have sex and spend the night on that outcropping together. Everyone is aware of this. She cannot be embarrassed about anything else because nobody can hear their fricking conversation from the highwind, but they sure can see them banging from the deck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I like talking about FF7

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's only if you favor tifa throughout the game. She kissed cloudo and is easily embarassed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She kissed cloudo and is easily embarassed
                moron, they specifically tell you they all came back individually over the course of the night. If all she done was kiss cloud, none of them would have saw it because it's incredibly brief. She's embarrassed of something that took a significant amount of time so that everyone coming back had ample time to see it, as they all tell you they did and cheer her on.
                She fricked cloud, get over it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope tifa coomer, cloud isn't your self insert

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, I literally am Cloud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I am

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a Tifagay and I ship her with Aerith

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cloud isn't your self insert
                Correct, he is not. He still fricked tifa, his canonical love interest, the one he goes on to move in with, start a business with, adopt kids with and have a life with.
                It's impressive how dense some people are that they cannot grasp the concept of close friends, or even imagine being responsible for a close friends death and how that would make you want to see them and apologise and make it right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep coping, he never fugged titfa
                Marlenes is barrets kid and tifa and barret were also raising marlene together, so I guess they are a couple as well.
                Denzel is someone Cloud thinks Aerith brought to him.
                Barret returns to the avalanche "family of friends" (tifas words) in DoC
                Cloud is still pinning for Aerith years after her death and would rather live in her church than in his room in seventh heaven.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you play the OG? Tifa and Cloud fugged under Highwind at the end of Disc 2 before going to kill Sephiroth in North Crater

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she doesn't say that in low affection scene
                And that line is vague, just titfa coomers can only think about sex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She said that in my game and acted embarrassed when learning the rest of the party were watching. She and Cloud had sex, benis in bagina kind of sex. And Aerith was cheering from Life Stream watching it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bad mistranslation and censorship. To fully comprehend the proper entirety of the scene, you need to 150+ points here while playing the Japanese uncut/uncensored original vanilla on the PSOne (PC port was mogged). Some retranslation mods tried to fix this by reverting to Japanese script, but ruined other things. Don't Beacause, is what I'm saying. Echo-S does it right, but unfortunately it's fully """voiced""":

                Basically, you either have proper translation and have to sit and suffer through garbage VA, or you do voiceless Beaucause, but it's moronic shit in many places, despite both of them trying to adhere to Japanese vanilla script with no censorship. Or just play PSOne's vanilla in it's first Japanese release form.

                There's also a project called Shinra Archeology Cut, which tries to do retranslation from Japanese without Beacause's moronation and Echo-S's Woking Designs-style memery clowning, but it's not even remotely close to be done yet, it's in early stages of development, so will take away until it's fully usable. Same with Project Edge.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Tifa and Aerith are good friends and would be willing to "share".
                Would be cool if it's possible to have a date with both of them together in Rebirth, too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That's only if you favor Tifa
                That is officially established canon route, though. It's the only truly canon shipping.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she doesn't say that in low affection scene
                And that line is vague, just titfa coomers can only think about sex

                NTA, but I don't see how that would refute them having sex in the high affection scene. If anything the contrast from them not having sex in the low affection scene makes it all the more obvious that they DO have sex in the high affection scene.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they showed Tifa in the gold saucer date
            It's over for Clerithsisters

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cope
                >destroys your ship

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't happ--
            b***h go to the provided link, it's literally all there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud and Tifa fugged in my game. The next morning when it was revealed that the rest of the party saw it from Highwind, she got on her knees and was embarrassed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From the wiki
        >The date mechanics also affect a scene later in the game, involving Tifa and Cloud under the Highwind, where if Tifa's love points are 50 or above, the implications and dialogue of the scene will be different. If Tifa's affection points are 49 or lower, when returning to the Highwind, she will ask if the rest of the party had listened to her and Cloud's conversation under the Highwind, then walk into a corner, pretending to not care about it. If Tifa's affection points are 50 or higher, she will ask if the party has been watching the conversation, then walk into a corner and collapse in embarrassment.

        If your relationship stats with Tifa is 50+, they absolutely 100% bang under the highwind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It actually needs to be 150+, as for the full version to trigger, you first need to read the expanded dialogue about Zach during the Gongaga visit, when you talk to Tifa there, but that expanded dialogue can be enabled only if, by that time, you have at least 120+ points accumulated for her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Titfa is the biggest porn prostitute of FF I get it, but that doesn't mean she was written to be one. The johnny scene implies sex way harder than this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa is from FF VII, not FF I.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's vague at best even if you're at 50+.
          To say with certainty one way or another is idiotic because there is no confirmation one way or another. It's simply left up to personal interpretation.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lottery tonight... Pls bro I wanna stop wageslaving

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is mako like meth or something
    Because remake Cloud looks like a drug addict

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slight expose can make a super-human out of you (though also with shortened lifespan, sometimes), but prolonged and heavy expose is "poisoning" and makes you a "thisguyaresick" mumbling vegetable. However, if you were super-human initially already (like Sephiroth and Aeris/th), fully immersing yourself (literally swimming in it) with mako by submerging into Life Stream, has potential of making you into a godlike omnipotent multiverse and space-time continuum-breaking super being, which both Aeris/th and True Sephiroth have now became, after VII's events. They're basically YOUSHALLBEASGODS now, in VII-2, equaling (if not surpassing outright) Jenova (which has similar powers) and even Minerva (the actual GODDESS-proper of Gaia, VII's world). We will see how the frick it all ends up being by the time Disc 3 hits in 2027.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we've told danger dog that all curses are actually human toddlers in disguise
      >this has improved danger dog's curse-devouring efficiency by 300%, and lowered his average number of toddler's consumed to only 3 per year
      >down from 5!
      >hey man, you want your curse broken, or not?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is these reply to this thread or your mom dies in here sleep tonight shit is just a filter for underage and 3rd worlders. It's just to get a metric on who is really in the thread.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that bulgingS animation was canon

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, did Final Fantasy final get a W after 20 years?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...English, do you speak it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no, let me put a "ly" at the end of my final so you can understand it homosexual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've been getting W's for a while. XII trilogy, XIV 1.0 and XV was the dark age and that's been done a while.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        XVI wasn't a success for them and people don't really talk about. REmake part 1, while good wasn't great. This has a chance to be the their first highly praised FF game since X

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FF XVI is one of the top selling PS5 games. The exclusivity hurt it bad but the PC version later this year will bring it back in the spotlight. Rebirth will have the same problem later this month.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            16 is garbage and sold like shit moron bro, see

            >They've been getting W's for a while
            They literally have been going backward

            it's a good thing that Rebirth is almost here to save SE

            and get the frick out of here

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rebirth is going to have the exact same ballpark of sales.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doubt.jpg
                unlike XVI, VII is actually popular

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exact same potential. I guarantee it. Most people who have a PS5 and are interested in FF would get both, and they have the same demographic that goes "I'll get it when it's on PC because I don't want to buy a console for 1-2 games".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely not
                VII and XVI are not on the same spectrum of popularity

                Why should real FF fans care about XVI when it's not even an RPG? Heck it's not even an FF game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI not an FF game
                it's just as much an FF game as XV. It's just shorter and complete

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shorter
                Is it? I think I spent more on my first playthrough of XVI than my XV playthrough which becomes rushed as frick after the open world part.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did 55h on XVI and 80h on release XV. I wish that they'd have plugged more into the story between Cid dying and Clive becoming Cid

                >that miniscule increase compared to remake
                >profits fall sharply
                lol

                selling less than a more successful game does not make you not successful. otherwise only nintendo 1st party, COD, FIFA and GTA are successful.
                >profits fall
                because of MMO and Mobile, if you read the chart that is being quoted. HD revenue went up by 8.7b yen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it still at 3 million 9 months after release which is pretty bad, but enough about XVI, talking about that crap game just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, talk about Rebirth or get outta here

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stop talking about it
                ok no problem, just before we do. when did they last release sales numbers? I honestly have no idea.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's just as much an FF game as XV
                And that was a shit FF game too, point proven.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll see in 3 weeks how wrong you are.
                Also the no true scotsman argument is stale as frick and I'm old enough to have seen it being used on both FF VII and FF X as well. FF XVI is flawed but it still breathed FF where it matters to me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely not
                VII and XVI are not on the same spectrum of popularity

                Why should real FF fans care about XVI when it's not even an RPG? Heck it's not even an FF game

                You'll see in 3 weeks how wrong you are.
                Also the no true scotsman argument is stale as frick and I'm old enough to have seen it being used on both FF VII and FF X as well. FF XVI is flawed but it still breathed FF where it matters to me.

                Speaking of which, the doomer crowd or perhaps Barry used to regularly post pre-order figures up until a few days ago, but I haven't seen a single one of those in the last few days despite the intense increase in desperate doomer posts. I wonder why...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's been hiding because Rebirth has been dominating the charts these days

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >reading comprehension
              HD games increase vs Q1-Q3 2023, but Mobile and MMO dropped in that same period. If anything that means the sales of XVI were decent (as reported by literally everyone)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that miniscule increase compared to remake
                >profits fall sharply
                lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This has a chance to be the their first highly praised FF game since X
          jesus christ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >their first highly praised FF game since X

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We're not talking about MMO's. Main line final fantasy single players.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        XII trilogy would have been cool. Might have a lot of Ivalice games relatively, but I'd never say no to more.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They've been getting W's for a while
        They literally have been going backward

        it's a good thing that Rebirth is almost here to save SE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like the rat that played the elf queen in the zoomer remake of lord of the rings

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    go to bed zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *heavy voice* NO

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sales indicate quality
    t o p
    k e k

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been having the worst week of my life since I was born.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FF XVI has around the same number of sales as Elden Ring's PS5 version, why are people pretending it "sold badly"? Exclusivity limiting the sales potential is to blame here, that's crystal clear.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears is FF VII's rejected aborted initially-proposed plot/story and setting/world script
    >in Xenogears main heroine Ellie (israeli, BTW) and main hero Fei (Chink, BTW) actually have sex
    >they show it in detail in Xenogears, full frontal nudity and etc

    >FF VII has a canonical sex scene between two main characters that's only implied on with text, and the whole "they had sex" part is being unlocked only if you deliberately go out of your way to heavily lean towards romantizing only one specific character out of several, completely dissing and pushing off every other option in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(israeli, BTW)
      SPAAAACE israeliteWWWWSSS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elhaym (actually Elehayym to you, you goyim) Van Houten. Citizen of """Zion""".

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why Hamaguchi was made director. So he can say to Toriyama and his weird obsessions a clear-cut "no" and force him to do his assigned work properly instead.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do zoomies think tifa is italian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She gave a performance in Italian senate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -->

      or

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFyooniI_do

      . And it's fully canon now, as devs added confirmation to the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half. The other half is Texan and that was confirmed since 1997 in the game.

      Ethnically speaking, Tifa is what us scientists call "spaghetti western".

      this anon fully nailed the proper definition.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        --> [...] or [...]. And it's fully canon now, as devs added confirmation to the game.

        She gave a performance in Italian senate

        can you produce evidence other than memes and Ganker posts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are taking fictional character's ethnicity pretty serious there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally go look up 7th Heaven building's walls/roof in VII and footage from Rebirth's Nibelheim flashback (or read here

          She's a full cowgirl and raised as one, and her father is a fricking Texan-to-a-tee, and mayor of Nibelheim is a fricking sheriff wearing chaps, cowboy hat, sheriff star, touting a shotgun and revolver, eating hamburgers. Shut the frick up, holy frick. And Cloud's "mom" is a trad Texan middle-aged waifu blonde milf.

          ).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are taking fictional character's ethnicity pretty serious there

            because it was never settled if Tifa is italian or white

            Are you all the same ff7 original doesnt exist its "first game" anon?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First game exists, calling it original is wrong because there's no remake. Simple as. Pull your head out of your ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it was never settled if Tifa is italian or white

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's half-Texan since 1997 and now also half-Italian in the newly established canon, so she's half-Texan and half-Italian. That's it. It's over. It's official and canon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >newly established canon,
          *retconning is not established canon
          you can't be new and established

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no retconning of anything whatsoever, because there's no remake.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              take your meds barrytroon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know nor care whoever or whomever you're talking about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Remake" is not actually a remake. You were played like a goddamn fiddle. And you've been played and toyed with all the way since 1997. You've been fully Kojimbo'd by Square.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 3 weeks away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought of her as a Japanese-Italian mutt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only Japanese character in FF VII is Yuffie (though Wutai itself is amalgamation of China, Korea, Vietnam, Japan, and Malaysia/Siam on paper, it's basically 70% Japanese influence in design of clothing, culture, behavior of people, etc). Tifa was never a chink.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *the only playable Japanese character is Yuffie

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im out of this its not a remake thread lmao
    the mental illness is too much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get help you need, anon.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa confirmed for canonically having had sex in the italian senate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      >joined Square in the last decade
      In the last decade it was SquE, imbecile. Ferrari was working at Square since Square days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whoops, forgot to reply to

        >Ferrari was in Square for decades, newbie.
        AND? LUL
        He was employed at tatsunoko first, you troony secondary, joined square in the last decade and became famous for his XV designs, dumb Black persontroon, cope lmao he's the protege of nomura and italy has won, you cannot refute this ever LOL

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been keeping up with the leaks. Is my wife Jessie alive or dead?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shrodinger's thirst.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jessie alive or dead?
        Yes.

        So, we don't know? Lame. No Jessie no buy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Jessie is there. Haven't you watched any trailers? It's just that we don't know in what state/form, yet. Two weeks more, before we'll be able to find out and frick around.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I try to avoid trailers for games I might play. Anyway, thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jessie alive or dead?
      Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is my wife Jessie
      she belongs to the streets

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth can't stop fricking all the characters in this goddamn game.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60fps mode is 480p

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually x4 proper native integer scalled res to 1080p + proper full 60 FPS with real non-interpolated animations. Screenshots can translate how great the entire thing looks, runs, and feels. There's no trickery, there's no cut corners. It's fricking real. AND full 360 degree movement added to the boot, thing which was never possible in VII because VII came out before first Dual Analog was released into the world. Shit's so cash it's unreal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You alright there, sweaty?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >screenshots can't translate how great the entire thing looks, runs, and feels

        Self-fix.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 7th Heaven's settings, click Game Driver tab and set resolution to whatever your monitor supports.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ocarina of time was 240p 20 fps and nobody complained. in fact, it got 10s everywhere and is still widely considered one of the best games ever made.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is this Jumbo guy and why should I care. The only Jimbo I know is Genius Kojimbo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jimbo is NightSkyPrince, a nobody FF eceleb. Some hater of his is obsessed with him and keeps trying to call him out here under the name jimbo.
      I haven't seen any proof he posts here, aside from him mentioning Barry on twitter a few times. But whenever you see someone sperging about jimbo on here it's someone trying to stir youtube drama that nobody cares about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is Barry (I know only Barry Burton from BIOHAZARD franchise) and why should I care.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's just Jimbo namedropping himself to try stay relevant. Got it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's the jaybooze guy who also said babyseal was also jimbo too. Turns out he talks them on twitter.
        https://web.archive.org/web/20220519003937/https://twitter.com/JayBooze3/status/1527086439493685248

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'll never show them unleashing their powerlevel like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know Night Sky Prince? Not many people do. But he was a youtuber who hated remake and used to shitpost about it here all the time, saying Tidus would show up in part 2 and shit. That was 4 years ago. Recently he's been trying to rebrand as a remake fan, but we want to remind everyone how he acted here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't he hype up XVI every day for a year only to drop it after a week and now claims shit like balders gate 3 is better? why does anyone listen to him?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why does anyone listen to him?
          They don't. Which is why Jimbo shitposts here for attention.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol ok thanks for the info. I've seen his name dropped here a few times but assumed it was being used in the Jimmy Neutron sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know any of your nobodies and I couldn't care less.

        Is it the same imbecile which made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOnuG9Y-LOs moronic failure of a lame vid, perhaps?

        Aren't you a little old to be talking to teenagers?

        Age is just a number, but I'm not a pedo.

        Always has been. How do you think she gets access to Cloud's mind and rearranges his personality in OG?

        >OG

        See

        >The original game
        Kys. This is a literal automatically exposing filter now. If you say it, your texts and opinions are automatically void and nullified.

        . Dismissed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What should I say? The "first one" ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. There's no "OG", there's no "remake". Never was. VII is VII, and VII-2's Disc 1 is "Remake" only in the title, that title is

            He might be a sperging fanboi, but he's not wrong. Anyone who plays Final Fantasy VII Remake even for just a couple hours and has at least half a brain in their head, will be able to immediately see and fully comprehend that they're playing a sequel, not a plain remake.

            The "remake" word in the game's title is an intentional red herring, a misleading wordplay.

            That word is not what you think what it means. And it was done that way deliberately and intentionally.

            . Nothing more or less. You're being played like the goddamn fiddle.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, uh, you have autism. Everyone else recognizes repetition always implies alteration and that "ReMake" is obviously not merely "making again" but also "making different." Immediately obvious to all but the most moronic. I assumed it would be like EVA Rebuilds with canon-breaking stuff from the jump.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See/read

                >I can't believe that people ACTUALLY believed this shit
                It's the official newly established canon, as proven by VIIR's scenes where everyone who ever touches/gets into close proximity of Aeris/th is being "flashbacked" to VII's "what happened" scenes of literally "previously on" manner. And then the entire fricking point of "calming down Marlene and Nanaki" once Aeris/th directly touches them. THEY KNOW because THEY WERE SHOWN by Aeris/th WHAT happened and HOW it's going to end up. Marlene KNOWS (about Zach, about Sephiroth, about Meteor, Jenova, Aeris/th, about effing everything) and so does Nanaki about "extinction of humanity 500 years later", after the Meteor, and etc). Aeris/th LITERALLY does "MK 2011's Raiden" role in VII-2.

                .

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I assumed it would be like EVA Rebuilds--

                See

                Evangelion did this in 2.0 and etc. 2.0 Eva didn't exist when Nojima planned all of this together with Swag-a-gucci back in 1997. Yes, motherfrickers, that's right. Square/SquE NEVER wanted to make a "1-to-1 remake" of VII, they've initially planned a sequel right in the VII itself, the very last frame of VII's "ending" is sequel-bait. They've fully intended it all to be this way waaay back in 1997.

                . 'nuff said in a nut, really.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anno planned the rebuilds too man. He planned them at the hostess club while he was burning through the budget for episodes 25 and 26

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely not in the fricking 1995 ~ 1997, when Nadia nearly murdered Gaynax.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's an interview with one of the hostesses somewhere. It's true: as soon as he realized the money was running out he conceived the whole project. That same hostess leaked it to Nomura, who was deep into FF7 at the time, and was a major EVA fan. Everyone knows this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get off drugs.

                Also
                >leaked it to Nomura

                See

                The idea of putting a literal sequel-bait at the very last frame of VII's ending FMV, is primarily Nojima's and Narita's proposal. Considering that they've moved on with actually doing it, you should shut the frick up by now "what Sakaguchi hates or likes". Sakaguchi wasn't even directly directing VII, he cowarded out after Xenogears' script and plot/story was rejected as VII's original initial draft. That's right, frickers, entirety of Episode V - Xenogears, is rejected aborted FF VII.

                . Guess-fricking-what: that wasn't Nomura.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I made a typo, you're right, the Anno's hostess leaked the idea to Nojima, not Nomura. Still, FF7 is plagiarized from EVA.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >VII is plagiarized from Eva

                Read

                The idea of putting a literal sequel-bait at the very last frame of VII's ending FMV, is primarily Nojima's and Narita's proposal. Considering that they've moved on with actually doing it, you should shut the frick up by now "what Sakaguchi hates or likes". Sakaguchi wasn't even directly directing VII, he cowarded out after Xenogears' script and plot/story was rejected as VII's original initial draft. That's right, frickers, entirety of Episode V - Xenogears, is rejected aborted FF VII.

                again, then again for the third time, until the last sentence gets into your thick empty skull.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right, and Zenogears was leaked to the hostess from Anno. We're saying the same thing man.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                -->

                >Xenogears is FF VII's rejected aborted initially-proposed plot/story and setting/world script
                >in Xenogears main heroine Ellie (israeli, BTW) and main hero Fei (Chink, BTW) actually have sex
                >they show it in detail in Xenogears, full frontal nudity and etc

                >FF VII has a canonical sex scene between two main characters that's only implied on with text, and the whole "they had sex" part is being unlocked only if you deliberately go out of your way to heavily lean towards romantizing only one specific character out of several, completely dissing and pushing off every other option in the game

                . Case and point.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JIMBO JAMBLE
    JINGLE JANGLE

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play demo
    >it's real

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, this will cause everyone to make only SeppxTifa vids. And i want my Tifa getting knotted by XIII or Behemoth vids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth got into that screenshot purely by accident. It has nothing to do with him or the positioning of the characters, it's not about TLOUIIMOMENT. It's about that hair accessory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Tifa beastiality and Tifa fricked by futas vids are saved!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Tifa" in Disc 2 of VII-2 is heavily implied to actually being Jenova-in-disguise through the entire time since VIIR and actual real Tifa is either dead or trapped in Zax's demension. So doing "Sephiroth X Tifa" ship is basically creating incest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does that mean for my futa Scarlet on Tifa vids?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always has been. How do you think she gets access to Cloud's mind and rearranges his personality in OG?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 seconds until i cum, cloud.

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