>theyve dexcut the real Raikou for this

>they’ve dexcut the real Raikou for this
Im so glad paradox mons are just imaginary shitmons that will be perma cut next gen cause thy can’t exist without Terra

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get why people hate the giraffe trio, it’s funny and fits early Pokemon design philosophy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s funny and fits early Pokemon design philosophy
      Raikou fits early pokemon design philosophy.
      The new one looks like straight up garbage and you literally have the same kind of dino in the gen raikou was introduced.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The paradox beasts are hybrid animals with both reptilian and mammalian features, specifically dinosaurian features, just like many gen 1 monsters. What makes these ones bad?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Raikou fits early pokemon design philosophy.
        It really doesn’t. The beast trio were always overdesigned and out of place next to anything else in gen 1-2, including the other legendaries.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      taking an already existing Pokémon and making a shittier version of it is unova and up design philosophy, zoomzoom

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unova out of nowhere
        meds
        now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOO! HOW DARE YOU MENTION THE EXACT MOMENT THIS DESIGN PHILOSOPHY STARTED!
          I’m sorry but "tauros with a afro" is not a good design.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a bull is the same as a bison
            >a bison in a land based on America

            Are you really going to argue that a bison does not belong in an American-based Region?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He’s not a bison he’s a fricking monster and he is clearly a parody of tauros and unoriginal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn bro I guess spearow is a parody of pidgey and unoriginal

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spearow is basically "What if Pidgey... but LE BAD?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He’s not a bison he’s a fricking monster
                autism

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              A bison does fit into an American-based region.
              A bison designed in the style they switched to in Unova doesn't fit into Pokemon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy cope.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A bison designed in the style they switched to in Unova doesn't fit into Pokemon.
                What the frick does that mean?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They say taste comes with age.
                13 years later borts still have none.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s funny and fits early Pokemon design philosophy
      Raikou fits early pokemon design philosophy.
      The new one looks like straight up garbage and you literally have the same kind of dino in the gen raikou was introduced.

      >and fits early Pokemon design philosophy.
      You frickers keep saying this for every single new Pokemon they reveal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raikou “Dexcut”
      Until the DLC brings back all the legendaries morono

      >Giraffe
      Brontosaurus

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    at this point i hope its imagination for the same reason.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So glad when they come back next gen just like Ultra beasts and i can feast on fanboy tears again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultra beast are real creatures that can exist anywhere. paradox mons are imaginary creatures that only exist in the paldea region thanks to the tera crystals. UB’s are also well designed and original pokemons instead of being shitty meme version of pre existing mons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >headcanon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Gamefreak wouldn’t justify them being in [gen 10 region] with shitty portal minigame like they have for every game since ORAS
        It’s impressive how hard paradoxes mindbreak you guys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked the previous theory that UBs were not pokemon, but actual alien life forms. when they were officially revealed to be pokemon, it disappointed me, like how you don't really fight the Mother Beast herself, just her pokemon.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raging Bolt: Sans

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like literally everyone who complains about Raging Bolt is literally just the recepient of pic related.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir its turlurdur

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "[new product] fits early design philosophy more than the early design it's based on," cried the manchild

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