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7 months ago Reply Anonymous ZZZZZT. Inapplicable, dwarves live in mountains and mountains have heights.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Came here to say this. The fact that it took so many posts before it was said is shameful, and evidence of /tg/'s decay.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous I understood this reference. I wish I didn't, but there's not enough gin in this world to scrub my brain.
6 months ago Reply Anonymous To this day I still can't visualize how this works. They say there are machines based on this? I'd love to see one so I can judge for myself if centaur asses are clean without wiping.
They don't exist
+1 social credit.
You look great shaven.
Elves are so absent minded they've got their heads in the clouds.
Would frick their women.
>he wouldn't frick a dwarf woman
Would smash.
Poundable/10
*CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG**CLANG*
You're gonna break her in two! I mean "him"!
we shouldn't mock him for being so piteously low test.
"How's the weather up there?"
ZZZZZT.
Inapplicable, dwarves live in mountains and mountains have heights.
Are they compensating?
Wouldn't you?
They're tall
They're okay.
"is it in yet?"
"It's not rape"
Came here to say this. The fact that it took so many posts before it was said is shameful, and evidence of /tg/'s decay.
They're allowed at my table
They can see over the table
"hey can you mind my gold for a bit"
You’re tall
>Things you can say about a centaur but not your girlfriend.
as long as your shoes are functional, it doesn't matter how they look
Damn that got me.
Surprisingly compliant towards being ridden.
7/10
LOOK DADDY I'M A FARMER
>Their ass is a marvel of engineering.
I understood this reference.
I wish I didn't, but there's not enough gin in this world to scrub my brain.
Fine, I'll post it.
To this day I still can't visualize how this works. They say there are machines based on this? I'd love to see one so I can judge for myself if centaur asses are clean without wiping.
She loves when I put a carrot in her mouth after a long, hard ride.
Pisses like a race horse
>My gf has more shoes but less feet, explain that one
Horse pussy
I would destroy the prostate of one of their twinks
The black ones are evil.
"Hey, you're not a real dwarf!"
I'm afraid I'll split her in two.
“She’s cute”
People play them and they’re relevant.
They can have many useful roles in the party.
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All the elf men have beards, but no facial hair