Things you fear for a tf2 update

>gets turned into overtuned garbage

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already overtuned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fair enough but

      It's already garbage

      It's not baby face levels of raped, it's still really good and the only spy gun you can snipe people with, all the usual suspects b***h about it endlessly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >find any abandoned engie buildings
        >free crits
        For what it's worth all stored crits weapons in this game are OP.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >for one 125 health life you will have a finite number of chances to 2 shot most people
          >also you have to play spy
          I think it's fine

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already garbage

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tf2
    >2023

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was the CEO of tf2 I would remove the phlog, the scorch shot, and the jetpack.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can understand removing the Phlog and Jetpack for being overpowered and fricking useless respectively, but why the Scorch Shot? It's great for pissing off Snipers and pussy Scouts that are running away..
      Also why are Pyros with the Jetpack allowed to carry the intel but Soldiers and Demos with the jumper weapons not allowed to?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why are Pyros with the Jetpack allowed to carry the intel but Soldiers and Demos with the jumper weapons not allowed to?
        Well I'd assume that's because they pyro is allowed to perform one quarter effective rocket jump every hour, rather than having a full supply of free noclip.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jetpack should stay. It lets pyro pull off some cool spy-like shit. I like using it to get behind the cart on upward defense.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'm just glad that the worst it could have been has mostly happened and people at Valve have seemed to learn that trying to appease youtubers will just lead to them demanding every weapon in the game they don't like that week getting ruined every update there is, and avoid the game.
    Even if TF2 is currently in the situation it is now, where the FaN is really unreliable without a double tap cheat, all Flamethrowers do 1/4th the damage they's supposed to (barring crits), the B.A.S.E jumper is basically useless aside maybe functioning as an actual emergency fall damage cancel, the baby face is another generic reduced clip scattergun that's worse than stock, the sandman is literally functionally worthless outside of Versus Saxton Hale the only place where an enemy with a walking speed faster than scout exists where the ability to very slightly slow someone and not disarm them comes into play, ambassador can no longer be the gun for places you shouldn't be, the Panic Attack was made a straight upgrade for a youtuber who proceeded to never use it despite crying constantly about being cheated.
    Like even all that aside, I'm basically safe knowing Valve most likely WON'T decide to have a stroke and become the personal attendants of terminally insatiable youtubers again, and we'll just get fun maps and seemingly they're going to make an attempt to not get stuck in a situation where we're only getting holiday themed stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When was the FaN nerfed because of YouTubers?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        FaN got fricked by the Airblast nerf since the knockback is functionally an airblast, it was originally designed to push people in a reliable direction for the followup shot.
        Now because the scout runs a lot faster and how airblast_cray mechanics work you're likely to IMMEDIATELY send someone careening out of useful range to hit them with the FaN, and even for trying to knock people into environmental hazards is harder than necessary since the stun aspect of airblast was removed and people hit by it are put into blast strafe.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue. Force a nature still pops people up exactly as it did before, you're just assuming it works the same way that airblast does

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You just don't know how the game works actually

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah he's right, this is why you double tap with the FaN now, because the knockback effect is detrimental to the ability to use one barrel and then the next.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or you just use the scattergun, or the Soda popper, since neither have the knockback effect and don't frick up your ability to follow up.
              Instead of being a little cheating b***h.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                clicking the mouse or using a macro isn't cheating.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Setting your interp really high so you can face stab people technically isn't cheating either, but let's not be moronic here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > but let's not be moronic here
                it's funny you say that because you think macros are cheating.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, exploiting the clearly unintentional oversight to ignore the fire delay is cheating. Just like you can frick with your interpolation settings to facestab people.
                And as stated earlier, you can just not be a homosexual and use the stock scattergun or the soda popper to not deal with the busted state of the FaN.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > exploiting the clearly unintentional oversight
                >oversight
                >macros have been in since CS 1.7

                >open the console
                >type "alias "+dtap" ";wait 50;+attack1;-attack1;wait 50;+attack1;-attack1"
                >bind +MOUSE3 +dtap

                gaben hes hacking and 'sploitin please ban he :^(

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting smug won't change the fact you need to git gud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've just never heard ANYBODY, anywhere, ever claim using Macros is cheating or that the FaN was exploiting. This is literally the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about it which tells me this is a personal problem on your part and you need to git gud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, exploiting the clearly unintentional oversight to ignore the fire delay is cheating. Just like you can frick with your interpolation settings to facestab people.
                And as stated earlier, you can just not be a homosexual and use the stock scattergun or the soda popper to not deal with the busted state of the FaN.

                Setting your interp really high so you can face stab people technically isn't cheating either, but let's not be moronic here.

                >I tried to melee a spy and died and this is everyone's fault but mine: starter pack

                going back to

                Personally I'm just glad that the worst it could have been has mostly happened and people at Valve have seemed to learn that trying to appease youtubers will just lead to them demanding every weapon in the game they don't like that week getting ruined every update there is, and avoid the game.
                Even if TF2 is currently in the situation it is now, where the FaN is really unreliable without a double tap cheat, all Flamethrowers do 1/4th the damage they's supposed to (barring crits), the B.A.S.E jumper is basically useless aside maybe functioning as an actual emergency fall damage cancel, the baby face is another generic reduced clip scattergun that's worse than stock, the sandman is literally functionally worthless outside of Versus Saxton Hale the only place where an enemy with a walking speed faster than scout exists where the ability to very slightly slow someone and not disarm them comes into play, ambassador can no longer be the gun for places you shouldn't be, the Panic Attack was made a straight upgrade for a youtuber who proceeded to never use it despite crying constantly about being cheated.
                Like even all that aside, I'm basically safe knowing Valve most likely WON'T decide to have a stroke and become the personal attendants of terminally insatiable youtubers again, and we'll just get fun maps and seemingly they're going to make an attempt to not get stuck in a situation where we're only getting holiday themed stuff.

                I'm really fricking glad valve doesn't listen to its community for this very reason

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will get kicked from tf2 lobbies if people notice you double tapping with the FoN, don't know why you're spreging out at fellow anons for that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will get kicked from tf2 lobbies if people notice you double tapping with the FoN,
                No you don't. Where do you come up with this? You can see people in comp doing it.

                >don't know why you're spreging out at fellow anons for that
                Because claiming macros and interp is cheating is a huge skill issue in big red bold letters. It's like claiming trimping is cheating because most people use macros for that and it's a physics exploit, too.

                I don't double tap btw, I don't see why ANYONE would complain about this when so much of this games meta relies on macros

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bad, mad, and also sad

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >whine about mechanics in the game
                stay bad, but mostly: git gud

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Git gud
                I did, which is why I don't rely on a double damage exploit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Git gud
                >I did
                clearly not if you're one of the people still whining about cl_interp, something that only matters if you're one of the people still trying to melee the spy instead of just shooting him.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let me ask you a question, in what reality does it make sense that the guy who's aware of spies abusing interp, for said same guy to be running into melee range.
                >baaaaw leave me alone I'm shit at spy and need to cheat to get backstabs but it's totally not cheating

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok shitter, if comp doesn't ban it then I don't know why the frick I should care

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >comp tf2 as a standard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will get kicked from tf2 lobbies if people notice you double tapping with the FoN,
                fwiw the few lobbies Ive seen people doing it in they got kicked from/banned. Usually its because they run up and one shot light classes which people think is crit hacking or something

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what macros would you ever use? the only macro i can think of was the old exploit where you could turn sharply using shields before the tide turner existed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sperging
                idk man, the person whining about built in functions of tf2 seems like the sperg here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This shit doesn't work.
                I even tried variations and shit.
                alias "+dtap" "wait 50;+attack;-attack;wait 50;+attack;-attack"
                bind mouse3 +dtap

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, valve are shit game devs, glad you noticed.

                Force a tf2 dev to sit down and watch one of these exploits get used. Do you honest to god believe they will say "working as intended" with a straight face?

                By your logic finding a map exploit that lets you build outside a map isn't kick-worthy because valve technically allowed it in the map design. The assumption is that they are above making mistakes when they are anything but.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >By your logic finding a map exploit that lets you build outside a map isn't kick-worthy because valve technically allowed it in the map design
                that's how they've been treating Dota exploits.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                > the clearly unintentional oversight to ignore the fire delay is cheating.
                wdym? thats a stat present on the weapon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doubletap is a bug with how the force a nature works that allows you to fire both shots on the same game tic. It's not the as advertised faster fire rate.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FaN now reliably launches people across the map
          Awsome

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's great on hightower and upward, but everywhere else? kind of a niche thing. rather just play pyro at that point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ambassador can no longer be the gun for places you shouldn't be

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overtuned
    zoom zoom

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    random crits get removed
    sniper gets nerfed
    basically any type of nerf or balance change

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game itself is already garbage, so why bother holding out hope for an update?
    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bumps so the artifact poster has more time to see the thread
      You're a good man, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2's one of my favourite games but really both games are great
      Been clearing expert realism with gf, good shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >open the console
        >type "kick francis" and "kick bill"
        >strengthen the bond even further

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i see what you did there

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sniper gets nerfed
    >People start complaining Sniper isn't fun to play
    >Bot crisis still exists

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy gets an update that makes him even more boring and obnoxious to fight.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Decals get removed (again)
    >Modding gets removed (again)
    >Community servers get highly regulated
    >cross-team VOIP gets disabled
    >Chat becomes restricted
    >server bans are now casual bans

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the b***hing about the pomson and bison being weak makes valve revert it back to being absolutely broken
    Just remove all the gimmicky shit, make the lasers go slightly faster and do full pellet shotgun blast damage so it a projectile alternative for people who don't want kills stolen by random pellet spread, we did this with panic attack at it was a massive improvement

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dumb thing is that the pomson wasn't even that bad, it was just the usual culprits whining about it you know
      >BAW IT'S SLIGHTLY HARDER TO PRESS THE I WIN BUTTON WITH MEDIC
      And even in its intended usage scenario, with the cow mangler that CANNOT crit so your crit bucket is almost exclusively spent on the bison so you fire crit shots like crazy. The bison was still so ass people barely used it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bison
      >broken

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tf2
    >Significant updates

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decals have been turned off on valve servers by default due to troony bullying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it was because youtubers lied about there being a remote code exploit because they were too lazy to add a blur to their videos.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, it's kind of fricked up to think about, but the troony bullshit as it exists now, basically didn't exist when that shit happened.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, did they seriously? I thought it was just my end screwing up my objector

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >re-enable sprays in casuals
      >add an ingame option to manually or auto-purge them from temp folder when you close the game
      >add a toggle for sprays and objectors, client side, so streamers will stop b***hing
      It's not even that hard to address this issue.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only sprays, not decal items like the objector
      ...yet

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually want every weapon to be overtuned like they used to be before Gun Mettle and Meet Your Match happened

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your eternal reward becoming shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of backstabs, I hear Heavy is getting a 95-pound mole taken off his ass!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You touched that gun right? It's no big deal, I could hardly resist

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meet Your Mat- oh.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if spy had a watch that only charged in shadows and only drained in light like a hybrid of stock and the C&D

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my fears already came true

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 years later
    >he still expects a major update with weapon rebalancing

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve's idea of """balance"""" is just to make a weapon unfun and unusable in any situation.

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