Think of a Pokemon. Any is fine, as long as it's one Pokemon.
Got it?
After a cruise accident that sunk the entire ship, you're stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with little more than clothing on you. While there's fruit and more to be found on the island to help fight starvation, wild pokemon roaming the island will not tolerate competition going after the same food, so foraging on this island is no simple task, especially when you don't have any pokeballs to catch them with.
There is a saving grace however; the pokemon you thought of was also on the cruise and wound up on the island too, and unlike the island's wild pokemon, it's willing to cooperate with you to survive and hopefully escape the island. Although it's some other trainer's pokemon, it's not a particularly well-trained pokemon, knowing only moves it can naturally learn from leveling, so it don't have any TM or HM moves.
With this pokemon's help, can you escape the island or at least survive on it, or are you fricked?
>Stunfisk
Well, it's an ambush predator, maybe we can share some Krabby or whatever that step on it.
>Nidoran male
Imma need him to evolve right the frick now or I'm dead
No, because I thought of Primarina, so I'm getting food or help to find safety one way or another.
>Slowbro
>learns Surf at level 30
See you later, losers
superb taste
>Tyranitar
im so glad some other anon was shitposting about smogon before I saw this thread
>Tyranitar only learns Surf through TM
FRICK
if I try hard enough to get it to swim do you think I can teach it surf?
You dropped your image.
I always pick my bro on these, Altaria.
The species is risk-averse to begin with. Assuming I can't just fly away on his back, I think he'd be a good partner. Not only can his beautiful voice calm tensions between the other mons and us, he's strong enough to handle it when musical diplomacy falls through. His feathers are a great bed, hopefully he wouldn't mind me curling up in his wing, especially since we have no easy access to fire.
Charizard so I can fly back to KANTO
What kind of Pokemon are on the island?
Let's say there's Exeggcutes, Oddish, Clobbopus, Cramorants, Shellos, Corphish and Squirtles at the very least, maybe even an Alpha-tier Alolan Exeggutor that you don't want to frick around with if you can help it.
>Torterra
I mean could be worse, should help make it more manageable, but he's not helping me get off the island
>dragapult
I'm good. My boy will eviscerate any wienery wildlife we come upon for us to eat
Zoroark
I can only hope their illusions give us the edge until the other Pokémon figure out what’s going on. That means signaling for rescue is up to me, unless an illusion can somehow reach passing aircraft
OP, you best be planning to review everyones chances of making it with their partner
I picked Magikarp, I guess we die. Even if I was lucky and it knows tackle, no way I can grind it to 20 before it faints/we starve to death
Suicune literally runs on water, I think we'll be fine. If we want a non-legendary pick, then I could do a hell of a low worse than Metang.
>Raticate
It is actually so over, goodbye
>Regieleki
I'm probably fine
>Dies the moment you encounter a Ground type
>Shuckle off the top of my head
should be aiight for a bit
I'd die, but peacefully. It can't carry me away or help me escape, and it probably can't defeat all those Pokémon... but Chandelure can probably float away by itself and leave the island. I would ask it to consume my soul so that I wouldn't have to suffer from starvation/dying because of violent Pokémon/etc. -- a quick and painless death, and it gets to live.
Thought of Palossand. The island shall become my sandy fortress. I'll survive on the bodies of whatever it sucks the soul out of. Not sure how I'm gonna get water, though, other than trying to purify seawater through evaporation.
>Rolycoly
I have starting a fire sorted out at least
I brought Jirachi and wished myself off the island. OP’s a dumbfrick.
>The Jirachi operates under anime rules and can't actually bring the wisher somewhere else, only bring objects to the wisher
>wish for a boat to get the frick outta here
>Furret
I'm dead, but at least I'm comfy.
>Run Away
Low key a really fricking good survival ability.
for furret, not for you
also you're competing for food and shit so that doesn't help at all
at least furret gets Tidy Up now so it can at least keep the hole you're gonna die in clean
What does it say about me that I feel worse about the thought of him being upset watching me die than the thought of me or him dying?
Anon said the island has edible fruit, so send Furret deeper into the island to scavenge while you focus on fishing and building a shelter.
>Pinsir
I think it should be able to help me find food
>Serperior
My best buddy and I thrive while I build a worthwhile raft
>Lizardon
Easy as fricking a kid.
if this concept really interests you try poke wilds, btw
>Charizard
>Easy way to defend myself
>Easy cooking
>Easy warmth
>Easy way to signal planes and ships for rescues.
Basically an extended vacation until we get rescued by a ship.
>mismagius
I'm probably fine?
>Starmie
Oh I'll be fine. It can produce water and can surf. Can spin up and knock fruit down for me too.
>Metagross
I play (and lose) against it in chess and other games after it wipes out most of the island at level 45. He has Psychic, so he can get me hard to reach fruit. I guess I'll... shine... him? I don't really know what he would want.
>Teleport
Oh look, I'm back at my house! Or at least at the hospital near my house I last visited to have kidney stone surgery.
wait you can get surgery to get them removed? I thought the only option was to soundwave them into gravel that you have to piss out.
also,
, I thought of ralts, again. So I'm kinda with this guy.
>soundwave them into gravel that you have to piss out
That is the better option. Surgery is very risky.
I can't remember what method they used exactly, but it involved them putting me under and shoving a tube up there until it go to the bladder. Theu probably used the sound thing and drained out the debris woth the pipe. I had to keep a tube in there for a whole week after the surgery, with part of the tube outside of my urethra. I pissed out blood for the first few days, and it BURNED. After a week, they said that I needed to shower in warm water to relax my body, then pull it out of there myself. It was quite possibly one of the worst feelings ever! It wasn't "painful" per se, but it felt like I was pulling an organ out through my peehole. Drink lots of water, anons. That stone alone was the worst pain I'd ever felt when it first hit me.
>roggenrola
uh oh
>scyther
I can build a raft!
>Articuno
Probably.
>shuckle
Shucklechads... we won
Someone's coming to look for us ,r-right..? Don't want to die in the winter when there are no berries 🙁
Oh she will be having the "told you" look on her face.
>Empoleon used Surf
We’re outta here
>Banette
I think we'll do fine together.
I think he'd be helpful
>Machoke
Island? More like our new gym. By the time rescue finds us, I'll be punching boulders like some sort of survival horror protagonist as a warm-up routine.
>Crawdaunt
>powerful claws serving as usful tools
>can swim
>naturally a thug of a pokemon to bully away wild pokemon
Lapras
>Yanma
Okay, not too bad
It can fly and is fast which sure helps, plus I can easily evolve it since it learns ancient power naturally.
That plus bug buzz, air slash and hypnosis and we should be set.
Regice. No island pokemon will even think about coming close to use, lol. And it can simply freeze te water and make us walk across the ocean. Depending on how far away from any mainland the island is, that may not be enough though.
>Volbeat
Astronomically fricked
>Abra
Almost feels like cheating
She's going to build stuff with the wreckage, I believe she might actually rebuild the whole ship