Third playthrough. Male sorcerer. Astarion romance.

Third playthrough.
Male sorcerer. Astarion romance.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricked up that people play female characters and romance Astarion. The thought of him being in a heterosexual romance is ridiculous

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gay ass vampire
      >Not being bi
      ????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the most based "romance" route is befriending Astarion but never going beyond deep deep friendship with a bit of teasing and both of you know that boundary and respect it

      THE GOAT!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        so, how deep did you go into his, uh, friendship, anon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the writer for making Astarion incredibly bi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yumebait
      >wtf why are females romance astarion????
      lol, moron

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sell me on this game, I still don't know what it is but nobody shuts up about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a game instead of a movie. How about hat, gayit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just got popular with normies.
      Not to say the writing is necessarily shit (I personally think it is), but apparently Larian writing is what normies like.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        recommend 3 games with good writing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disco Elysium

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This suggestion alone BTFOs the idea that vidya can't have good writing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              does it even have any gameplay besides moving around and talking to people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a single, mentally ill dutchman benefitting from China's belt & road investments in his country. Quite possibly also a Larian employee, with access to devices and other shills.

      Otherwise, it's an overproduced clunky CRPG with terrible game systems and applications of D&D 5E.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Witcher 3?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Witcher 3 is not a crpg.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This term is meaningless with no concrete definition. Witcher 3 is an RPG game played on a computer, therefore it's a CRPG.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always a morale boost seeing these posts because I know that no matter how bad life gets, I'll never be as mentally ill as this terminally online indian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      first aaa rpg to come out since persona 5. first crpg worth a damn to come out since dragon age origins. probably gonna be the rpg of the decade and i say this as a homosexual weeb that prefers jrpgs over crpgs most of the time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sell me on this game
      its the defining rpg on this generation with unparalleled map design and interactivity.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would never play as a homosexual, or ever bother using the custom character, after a single playthrough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats exactly what a closeted gayot would say.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop projecting, bro. The custom character is boring and if you play as a homosexual then that's something you should work out.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >custom character is boring
          >he plays as a companion

          lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            character is boring
            Yes.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >romancing Astarion
    das gay

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    at the end of first playthrough, don't spoil it please
    so I broke into the devils house to steal a hammer to free the legendary hero who eats elder brains for breakfast and he is a fodder who has 90hp and does like 5 damage??
    is this for real? am I missing something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at the end of first playthrough, don't spoil it please
      Then get off the website.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol you couldve made orpheus the minflayer and have him be more useful than that

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every playthrough.
    Female sorcerer. Astarion romance.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to kill off all origin characters in story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IGNIS

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally who are these 3 people? I haven't met them throughout my playthrough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      diversity hire, marvel character, we're out of ideas character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wyll stabs a goblin as soon as you get by the grove its near impossible to miss him.

      karlach is easily missable

      dark urge only shows up in the comic they did

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        urge's corpse is in the game. orin kills her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Durge is in every play through, but he's dead unless you play as him.

        urge's corpse is in the game. orin kills her

        >her

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. 'her'. because her and gortash indubitably smashed, and he doesn't strike me as a homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has a male voice and default is a male. There is no 'her'. Stop coping, homosexual.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He has a male voice and default is a male
              don't care lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                coping troony spotted

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you finally looked in the mirror?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one trying to call a male a female, you should stop projecting your mental illness onto others.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, but you're the one seething about people customizing a character in an rpg game lel. that's a troon behaviour if i've ever seen one

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao this dumb sack of shit thought this was about character customization. You're not only a dumb troony but also an ESL to boot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Murdered by gobbos, exploded, ritually slaughtered.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 1497 more playthroughs till you unlock all possibilities! Glad you're enjoying the game!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I just got to the area in act where you either had to kill the spawnlings or let them live. I killed them because there were like 7K of them, holy shit. 7K vampire SPAWNS. I fricking hated myself after realizing that I killed children. How do you cope with that? I know what I did was right....but I feel bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You killed Gur children and they still approve of it so you alright. If you let them live youll have them call you stupid and shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not my problem lmao. just left them in the cells. let the gur deal with that shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not all the 7,000 were children, and just fricking kill them. Who cares?
      >How do you cope with that
      By being mentally stable enough to detach fiction from reality. I didn't actually kill 7000 people. They aren't even humans anymore and releasing them would have been a disaster.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lead 7000 vampires to the underdark
        >charge drigger fujos for getting their blood sucked
        profit?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiclass him to sorcerer as well, since he's drinking all that Magic Blood.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw you heard raphael's kino boss theme the first time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutes audio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Despite losing what was arguably the best composer in the industry (he died) they knocked it out of the park with the OST.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this game worth playing right now or should i wait until act 3 is finished

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