...not by this guy by the way, he was just some autist who kept looking over his guns 24/7 like he had OCD.
Instead, it was a character from a open-world indie roleplaying game called "The You Testament". >I am asked to join the Romans because I performed admirably assaulting other Romans in the arena >one of my Roman friends asks me for help with this one fella >I brutally assault him along with my fellow Roman friend >two screens later, he offers to heal my HP to the max I love Jesus now!
I betrayed the Romans and joined Jesus' disciples. I brutally murdered a Roman soldier in front of my fellow disciples. First, I tore off his legs and arms. While my brothers in Christ were telling me that what I'm doing is barbaric, and forgiving my sins over and over again, I also crushed the Roman soldier's skull into a pulp. Head gone. Now I am dragging his limbless and headless body to show others what happens when you mess with Christ.
Underrail has like two in the whole game and it's for story reasons. You have to get VERY far into them, easily dozens of hours, to ever encounter these characters.
>a guy with a big Semitic nose, the ultimate and most respected person in Serbian mythology
Literally 1st character in the game.
And being unable to finish the game because of "muh story reasons" is dogshit design. Real RPGs like Fallout let you get a proper ending even if you kill the Overseer early (joining the mutants is a valid ending). Or PST where you are told in advance about the 2-3 cases where you have only one lead so you need to keep them alive until they talk to you, and you get both a warning if you kill too many people before the Lady of Pain ends you through immortality, and a bonus for killing lots of people on top of that.
Translation: you can buy the latest Serbian DLC where you can get a super rare Serbian mythology based weapon which can accidentally kill the invincible NPC.
Yes, I know you're the one and only guy who doesn't know what invincibility means and tries to move the goalpost. You cannot kill him in the base game. You cannot kill him with the first DLC either. He wasn't supposed to be killable with your P2W DLC either the incompetent Serb just forgot to give him resistance to the new damage type.
When I was a child, I watched a cartoon where the cool guy was chewing on a piece of straw. For almost a week, I imitated him by chewing on plastic drinking straws. Same energy.
...not by this guy by the way, he was just some autist who kept looking over his guns 24/7 like he had OCD.
Instead, it was a character from a open-world indie roleplaying game called "The You Testament".
>I am asked to join the Romans because I performed admirably assaulting other Romans in the arena
>one of my Roman friends asks me for help with this one fella
>I brutally assault him along with my fellow Roman friend
>two screens later, he offers to heal my HP to the max
I love Jesus now!
3d version was better
I betrayed the Romans and joined Jesus' disciples. I brutally murdered a Roman soldier in front of my fellow disciples. First, I tore off his legs and arms. While my brothers in Christ were telling me that what I'm doing is barbaric, and forgiving my sins over and over again, I also crushed the Roman soldier's skull into a pulp. Head gone. Now I am dragging his limbless and headless body to show others what happens when you mess with Christ.
Checked and I'm not sure how I feel about those digits.
>revealing hidden kinoludo to the plebeians
It's over. Now these unwashed, drooling gays will flock to a game they will never understand.
Incorrect.
NTA but I'll have you know that I only of MDickie because I am a drooling, unwashed, moronic, wrestling fan
if that check isn't a sign i don't know what is
These digits plus this post can't be a coincidence.
How does this game compare to Hard Time or Old School? Pretty sure those games don't have magic.
Now that I finished the game and got Jesus killed, here's how I would rank the bosses, his 12 generals.
wow an hour long phone game, finally something OP can complete
It's a better open world RPG than all your favorite Bethesda games.
I don't like bethesda games. Go find a new board to ruin.
anon legit comes from the tiktok generation lmao
medicaments
>I don't like bethesda games, only morrowind, skyrim and fallout 4
Zahua from the Pillars of Eternity expansion.
It made me think about the nature of suffering and how Budhism is bullshit
>It made me think about the nature of suffering and how Budhism is bullshit
Which original buddhist texts have you read so far?
None, because i already realized it's bullshit.
Wish the game didn't have invincible NPCs. Reminds me of bad RPGs like Underrail, but at least in TYT it's only temporary.
Which game?
Underrail has like two in the whole game and it's for story reasons. You have to get VERY far into them, easily dozens of hours, to ever encounter these characters.
>a guy with a big Semitic nose, the ultimate and most respected person in Serbian mythology
Literally 1st character in the game.
And being unable to finish the game because of "muh story reasons" is dogshit design. Real RPGs like Fallout let you get a proper ending even if you kill the Overseer early (joining the mutants is a valid ending). Or PST where you are told in advance about the 2-3 cases where you have only one lead so you need to keep them alive until they talk to you, and you get both a warning if you kill too many people before the Lady of Pain ends you through immortality, and a bonus for killing lots of people on top of that.
>Literally 1st character in the game.
That "guy" you can kill.
Translation: you can buy the latest Serbian DLC where you can get a super rare Serbian mythology based weapon which can accidentally kill the invincible NPC.
Yes, I know you're the one and only guy who doesn't know what invincibility means and tries to move the goalpost. You cannot kill him in the base game. You cannot kill him with the first DLC either. He wasn't supposed to be killable with your P2W DLC either the incompetent Serb just forgot to give him resistance to the new damage type.
Ulfric made me Norse pagan
I don't remember any RPG, although maybe Lionheart contributed. I was radicalized into Islam mostly by AoE2 and Stronghold: Crusader.
Have you fricked a goat or sheep yet?
Disco Elysium MC made me realize drugs and alcohol makes you cooler, smarter and takes away all your problems in life.
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Drugs make you stray from Allah's will.
When I was a child, I watched a cartoon where the cool guy was chewing on a piece of straw. For almost a week, I imitated him by chewing on plastic drinking straws. Same energy.
One state.
From another.
I'm waiting for your hisses.
Got no clue what you're saying sis
We still live in the timeline where bethesda didn't fully surrender the fallout ip to obsidian... New Vegas was truly magic with it's writing
I'm sure you believe that
Kreia was my introduction to Nietzsche and has had a profound impact on my life, worldview and how I see things.
Kreia is the best female character in ALL of RPGs. ALL OF THEM!
Anyone who says otherwise is just a seething waifugay.
Agreed.
Great choice.
Tough to pick a specific character in this game who had the most impact, but as a teenager, PS:T was quite mind-expanding.
where is this from?
Skyrim
Planescape: Torment made me realize all gods are fake
I literally don't get what's so impressive about The Burned Cuck.
Or any of the FNV DLC, but this one was especially boring.
Because it was written by Sawyer.