This game fricking sucks, it's just 10 hours of fetch quests to fix a stupid ship.

This game fricking sucks, it's just 10 hours of fetch quests to fix a stupid ship.

I'm convinced it just became overrated because the 360 era was shit for horror games.

At least it looks nice I guess.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've blown me away, I have nothing to say, horror games are always gay.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for playing troony games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      please don't tell this is true

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, Rajeesh. Sadly it is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a Pajeet but on behalf of Owen Benjamin I approve. Please continue to belittle Pajeets, and Black folk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's a troony game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      please don't tell this is true

      It is, Rajeesh. Sadly it is.

      I'm not a Pajeet but on behalf of Owen Benjamin I approve. Please continue to belittle Pajeets, and Black folk.

      >having a conversation with yourself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the remake. The core gameplay of it is great, monsters look cool, the ship is great, great aesthetic, but it's repetitive as hell. It's easy so no weapon variety is required, then it makes you effectively repeat the already repetitive game at the half way point. It was kind of a nice try but I was glad it was over and never wanted to play again.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game fricking sucks, it's just 10 hours of fetch quests to fix a stupid ship.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No its 10 hours of collecting shotguns, destroying cameras and fixing the ship

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he actually unloads the shotguns

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demake botches the atmosphere and with that all immersion but you are a complete fricking homosexual for playing the demake.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your dumb boomer ass up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original game is dogshit too, zoomer.

        Schizos be like...

        Laser cutter on Impossible Mode felt great. Best way to play the game, the regular arsenal trivializes the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original game is dogshit too, zoomer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atmosphere is identical to the OG, so are the levels, room by room recreations with only a handfull of new hallways and room used for sidequests and loot.
      Also the fact that you can revist any deck you unlocked to go back for those LVL2 and LVL3 secutity doors like a metroidvania makes the game much better than the OG.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made women ugly, blackwasehd the side characters, added trans bathrooms
        Compromised game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Made women ugly
          True

          >blackwasehd the side characters
          True

          >added trans bathrooms
          Didn't even notice, did you mean to write "Unisex"?

          Regardless, I was surprised by how much fun I had playing it, it ranks on the higher end of the 'crashgrab-or-perfect remake' scale

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually has good enough movement and shooting mechanics
    >Three fricking bosses during the whole duology
    Frick, why the frick western devs are so allergic to have bosses in their games?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, that's why isaac came with them, to fix shit. It's literally his job

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes the gameplay loop in the original is boring as frick and the remake didn't improve on that at all.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont like how shit feeling are rhe weapons that arent lazor beam and the secondary laser trap of the lineal gun

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow your telling me the engineer who came to fix the ship....fixes the ship?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake was great, especially the randomly spawning necros if you hang out in areas too much.
    Also sometimes the AI director decided: here's 5 necros since you're backtracking for sidequests and have a bit too much ammo, frick you.

    Kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remake was great
      It wasn't

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but what was wrong with it in comparison to the original? I only played it briefly on gamepass cloud but found it just fine. Though I wasn't really eager to play through it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love the new flamer, especially how it gives you tunnel vision if you spam it for a long time.

      Shoo shoo, shill bot.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally believe it would’ve been more fun if it was survival horror with resources management and puzzles to solve like RE.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OG had different gameplay alterations on Impossible mode with Necros only dropping money and never ammo/medpacks.
      I wish RE had a mode like this instead of Impossible being hard + permadeath.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started it over a year ago and still haven't gotten past the last boss

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      finish it so you can uninstall? What are you doing right now? Go launch it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? That boss isn't even hard

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love the new flamer, especially how it gives you tunnel vision if you spam it for a long time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about you spam your dilator, troon

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2023 was a fantastic year for games, but it was rather funny how 3 really done remakes with RE4, Dead Space and System shock and out back to back within months of each other.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how 3 really done
      It's medium rare for me

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