This game fricking sucks, why did it get such great reviews?

This game fricking sucks, why did it get such great reviews?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a great game that's why

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capcom troony marketing. They made a bunch of memes for zoomers to consume

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did it suck? It's great, only the characters look a bit uglyfied compared to previous games

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady gets naked and Nico is hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady looks worse in this than in 1

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait I'm thinking of Trish, she looks like shit. Lady doesn't look as good as her 3 renders though, idk what they were thinking with those model scans. Nico is cute though.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nico is one of the hottest game characters in the last decade. I love her sexy accent.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's blonde Nico.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post it.

              wait I'm thinking of Trish, she looks like shit. Lady doesn't look as good as her 3 renders though, idk what they were thinking with those model scans. Nico is cute though.

              Trish is supposed to be Avril Lavigne, the fact that Itsuno fricked this up is unforgivable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Trish is supposed to be Avril Lavigne
                Nice headcanon bro

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            KESH FURST

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lady
        >1
        Oh no

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it suck in your opinion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It plays like DmC 2 with the legacy control scheme slapped onto it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In what way is it similar to DMC 2?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when Donte could perform a grab attack on a weakened enemy?
        Remember Donte weapon having an exceed?
        Take an airhike moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron forgets about all these enemies being lifted from reboot
          >moron forgets about vergil and his doppel
          >moron forgets about nonexistent gravity
          >moron forgets moves being lifted from reboot
          LOL

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            care to share some examples?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is probably some moronic shit like antenora = chainsaw dolls (despite these enemies activate berserk mode on different circumstances) or how 5angelos have no airborne abilities or baphomet summoning ice pillar then it is literally witch from reboot.
              The only true reboot-like enemy is fury, since it is clearly inspired by bdsm teleporting swordsmen from DmC.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bro makes up arguments in his head and then refutes them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >well erm it doesnt count if the enemies arent identical!
                >but furies do even though they're also merely "inspired" by bdsm swordsmen
                Your meds. Now.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ew gross dmc4 troony

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was the comeback entry
    ~~*journalists*~~ wanted people to know they were hip and cool again. homosexuals wanted to try and fit in. then there's us old depressed 30-somethings that appreciate the short run DMC had that ended in 2005.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how goes the air juggling, bozos?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an okay game. But I wish these games would stick to one playable character. I love playing as Nero, and the revving mechanic. So why make me waste all my money on upgrading the other two homos? I'll never replay this game because the V missions were awful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with action games being obsessed with switching characters and minigames?
      No wonder the genre is on life support.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DMC5 never had a chance, being released so close to the best action game ever, Sekiro. It's just the standard fare capcom slop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so close to the best action game ever, Sekiro.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.
      >only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times for le super hard mode
      >no character switching
      >no minigames
      >no S rank autism
      >enemies aren't punching bags

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times
        >moron unironically played on subhuman mode with charm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have beaten the game charmless + demon bell, it's still a good challenge with the charm.

          >>only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times for le super hard mode
          ?

          At least you only need to beat it once for the hard mode.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >At least you only need to beat it once for the hard mode.
            So you need to beat it once for true difficulty, got it. And yet you said
            >>only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times for le super hard mode
            Something doesn't add up.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Compare dmc devil hunter mode to sekiro charm.
              Sekiro is well designed around charm, you take to much posture damage while blocking and can be easily broken.
              While devil hunter mode is a joke.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >While devil hunter mode is a joke.
                And? You said first: "sekiro has one true difficulty, no need to beat it 3 times"
                Then, when I posted a kuro charm you admitted "ok maybe it does have multiple difficulties” and then you start comparing difficulty between games. Stay on topic.

                >Sekiro is well designed around charm, you take to much posture damage while blocking and can be easily broken
                No it doesn't. Enemies deal too much posture and health damage while you deal less turning early levels into a even bigger slog on charmless ng.
                >cheap damage
                hp restoration upon deathblow and heal increase skills completely nullify it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Enemies deal too much posture and health damage while you deal less turning early levels into a even bigger slog on charmless ng.
                >poser unintentionally exposes himself

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What am trying to say is, your first sekiro playthrough is fulfilling and challenging enough, you have experienced the game fully.
                Other action games treat their "medium" difficulty as a tutorial mode for harder modes.
                That's what I mean by having one true difficulty.
                Charmless exists to make repeat playthroughs interesting.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >xe/xer died against prologue boss
            oof

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times for le super hard mode
        ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>only one true difficulty, instead of beating the game 3 times for le super hard mode
        ??

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove Nero/V
    >game becomes good
    Itsuno needs to stop adding these shitty gimmick characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why PC mods(or Vergil) exists.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >red hryu is already oinking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      652736797 (you)
      652737832 (you)
      Meds, NOW, please

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hryu
        derjish marku, kak vsegda govno.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hryukai dal'she degrod, skoro na shashlik poidesh

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skoro
            >kakel ne mojet nazvat' konkretnyh chisel
            oi a chto sluchilos'?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kak tam Kiev za 3 dnya, pidorashka?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2023 + 2 mesyaca do 2024
                >peremoga kievom za tri dnya
                Ya znal chto ti degeneratishe ebanoe no tut ty pereplunul sam sebya i svoego odnoyacevogo brata aka fps lust dauna, bravo.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lust
                Za4ilsya vatan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hryu
        derjish marku, kak vsegda govno.

        What's with the invasion with slavBlack folk in action game related threads?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    652736797 (you)
    652737832 (you)
    Meds, NOW, please

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies love Marvel shit, and didn't play the original games to know how insulting this game is to the people who actually care.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      half of those lines are some of the best in the game, dude is moronic

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is decent action game but poor RPG game in terms of story, level game as well as boss fight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but poor RPG game in terms of story, level game as well as boss fight.
      What.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this an AI post or has this guy never played DMC?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a decent X game, but bad Y game for Z reasons.
      Thank you for mathematically proving how dogshit this argument is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the dmc series known for groundbreaking rpg mechanics similar to rpg greatest hits like fallout or icewind dale.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a game for edgy teenagers and reddit manteens, if you are not part of this audience, you will hate the game

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    search your fart

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the honeymoon period has more than ended and I even took a break from the game, I started to think about DMC5 a bit more and I’m starting to realize that it’s not the great game I thought it was.
    Let me preface this that everything I’m going to say applies to normal play, I’m not considering Stylish play in the equation for 2 reasons.
    First I don’t have the level of experience or expertise to judge it from that standpoint.
    Second I think Stylish play is somewhat separate from the game design, it’s all about what the system offer and as long as the system is good (base 5 is not but that’s another can of worms ) you don’t really need to care or focus on the game design or the rest of the game (to a degree).

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more I play older dmc games and other action games,the more a lot of things are become more apparent:

    The game is piss easy. Outside of the difficulty setting not being as difficult as previous entries, executing every basic technique is extremely easy and most of the the time they are just given to you for free.While harder tech like reversals and inertia have been removed.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bot thread

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JC is now based on general proximity to the enemy instead of hitbox and as a result is easier to execute. Add to this that gravity is way more forgiving and somewhat resets when you do an action in the air,and the entire thing translate in being able to stay in the air with minimum effort and without having to think about the properties of the moves you are using to do it.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parries produced by clashing swords with the enemies are extremely lenient and are just given to you.Furthermore you have so many moves that have an enormous amount of active frames that let you “cheat the system” and automatically parry every hit without having to think. This means that fighting enemies like Sin Scissors, Furies etc becomes way less exciting once you understand that you can just spam a basic string with Cerberus and parry everything with little to no issues. It makes you feel cool yes, but that feeling is not earned like in previous entries, it’s just (again) given to you.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker filled with so many Capcom worshiping homosexuals? All of their recent games are completely phoned in slight iterations on decade old games or literal remakes of even older games and all you homosexuals have to say about it is
    >at least it's not worse

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