This game has been on my mind lately
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I think often about how much I fricking hate the opening stretch of Ordon Village. And the sword techniques. And the lack of magic meter. And Zelda only existing in the plot to fork her Triforce piece over to Midna so she can get over her light AIDS. And wolf Link sucking. Really anything that isn't Midna makes me mad in this game.
No one asked
I see Zelda TP, I post. Simple
No one asked for you to exist, so why are you existing.
Definitely the worst part of the game. Don't know what they were thinking. We definitely didn't need to do goat herding TWICE. still love this game though
I tailored my expectations based on how much shit it gets on Ganker and I found myself getting blown away by how great the game was by contrast. Seems my favorite Zelda is officially the underrated blacksheep of the series now.
Even Nintendo knew TP was glib facsimile of OoT. It was the moment when Nintendo realized the formula had gotten stale as frick.
Still had great dungeons and music though.
The fact that TP had "something missing" and Galaxy was "conservative" in the generation preceding the clusterfrick of shitty "innovation" that was the Wii U really says all it needs to about Miyamoto's slow descent into dementia.
i think it's just the most polite way of saying "TP was rushed as frick yo"
that implies that wasn't consistent with zelda which it was at the time since WW and MM were even more rushed
>TP had "something missing" and Galaxy was "conservative"
jesus christ, imagine what what wanted to do to these franchises
Yeah, no. None of your revisionist zoomer bullshit here.
>Aonumale shows off his "Zelda" to Miyamoto
>Art style actually made him cringe
>Miyamoto tells him it's not too late to back out and make a realistic Zelda
>Aonumale goes fak u and shows off WW anyway to major disappointment
>Aonumale nearly kills Zelda with WW
>Cries to Miyamoto and asks what do
>Miyamoto tells him to quit being a fricking homosexual and make a Zelda about the shit we couldn't do in OoT
>Aonumale does that with absolutely no other direction
>Miyamoto: Yeaaaah... I think you missed the point my man.
>Aonumale goes fakka u again then tries a bunch of shit to see what sticks ranging from wagglin to the DS touch screens to Seldarim.
Don't even try to play it off as the formula being stale when Aonuma could neither emulate it properly or implement it before saying frick it and making Skyrim with Zelda characters.
Wow, this is the best meme I've seen in years..
Amazing game, all of it. People in this thread got filtered.
When are we getting a native PC port of TP so we can cut out a bunch of garbage to fix the dogshit pacing?
next couple of years at their current progress rate, project started january of last year
what the frick is wrong with the pacing?? the fact that it paces players at all???
frick all of you Black folk who dislike the collectathon segments, shit is pure soul.
>busy work is fun!
just stop playing video games then I guess?
>5 hr tutorial
>bug hunting
>wolf sections
>Terrible pacing
>Ganondorf was behind it all!
>Just as easy as Wind Waker
>Dull ugly version of OoT
>Terrible Anime story
>Useless items
>Dungeons are glorified set pieces
>Overworld is somehow worse than the N64 games.
The game that killed 3D Zelda.
weird description of skyward sword but ok.
>filters ADD morons
>filters loregays
It’s an amazing game for these alone.
I like Twilight Princess but it has that unremovable Aonuma stench to it.
The game was in development hell. Aonuma was being spread thin between this Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass and 4 Sword Adventures. Miayamoto had to step in and finish producing the 2nd half of the game. 1st half of the game was Produced by Aonuma. The second half was done by Miyamoto. The 1st half was your typical Aonuma Zelda game: shit pacing, unique story and world building, and a bigger emphasize on the wolf shit.
Miyamoto's portion of the game gets rid of the wolf shit (he hated it) and basically dropped the story, but had stronger gameplay and dungeons and shoves Ganondorf into the plot.
That's why TP feels disjointed. Aonumas part was more interesting but Miyamotos part was stronger.
Miyamoto did not work on it at all.
Not true he upended the "tea table" when development was stalling late 2004/2005 and stepped in. This was reported by IGN in 05/06.
https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/wii/twilight_princess/0/4/
He did.
games arent developed in order you chimp, do you really believe game devs go ok time to work on the deku tree then after thats finished we work on dodongos cavern!
No. But he had his fingerprints all over the second half. Aonuma had to convince him to keep the wolf shit.
>Twilight Princess is Star Wars sequel trilogy But Good
nice
After reading the manga I can say for certain that Twilight Princess is definitely the Zelda I enjoy thinking about the most, I just wish the gameplay lived up more to how it's built up in my head.
The gameplay did live up it's just that the rest of the game didn't properly utilize it because you were railroaded into segmented story telling chapters in the form of repetitive fetch quests. Find one person who didn't like running around Hyrule Field and fighting on horseback or sword fighting with Dark Nuts, only wishing they were a bit harder and had more depth.
Why? Is it because of the death of E3?
>Best parts of TP are the parts Miyamoto worked on
Curious innit
The only 3 great grand adventures in video games is Zelda TP, Pandora's Tower and Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana.
There's way too much padding in TP to call it anything other than a mid Zelda game at best. And by "padding" I don't just mean "content I don't like", I'm talking literally at least one forced minigame between every single dungeon that's never engaging or has anything to do with the main gameplay. At least make this shit optional or something, it's shallow as frick and one of many reasons TP is all style and no substance.
>padding is minigame I don't like
frick outta 'ere
Minigames should never be forced on the player, especially if they don't integrate the actual mechanics of the game. Go play Mario Party if you want a shitty minigame simulator you gay.
Am I really the only one who enjoyed the wolf sections ?
I liked them too. I also liked the bug hunts, especially the one in Kakariko Village. Hunting bugs in abandoned houses with the twilight atmosphere was peak comfy.
>Am I really the only one who enjoyed the wolf sections ?
I liked the specific sections that do with interiors or npc towns, but exploring entire zones I'm just going to go through again is annoying.