this game is a fricking drug

this game is a fricking drug

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino, I have 50 hours already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rookie numbers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rookie numbers

      how? my playtime is 40 hours and i'm thoroughly content to never touch this game or the genre again

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it up until the point where I could beat it consistently. I can see the appeal but not worth the time for me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm an achievementgay so i like to 100% all games i play as long as it's not moronic stuff like "beat the game in all 7 difficulty levels"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm an achievementgay so i like to 100%
        same here, but by the time the DLC came out I had 50 hours in it and just don't have it in me to unlock all the new shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHA you're in for a world of butthurt if you want to keep that shiny ribbon or whatever it is you get for a 100% game.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer soulstone survivors but theyre all decent

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holocure is much better

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was developed by a former creator of slot machines, it better be addictive or the guy doesn't know how to do his job

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semirelated, but can you name a few games with this drug feel?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      idle games are like that, universal paperclips is my favourite, also antimatter dimensions
      for action games, i guess rogue legacy or other roguelites?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was gwent. I haven't touched it in 2 years so I don't know how it holds up, but I used to play it like 6 hours every day. after 400 hours I forced myself to uninstall it because it was getting unhealthy

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oops wrong image

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulstone survivors better

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goobies is better.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is halls of torment?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its good until it isnt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lacking in content

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fun bros
    You think we’ll get a character we can customize in the future?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers brains are just so prone to addiction, I don't understand how this "game" can be fun, or entertaining or addicting, is just boring

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game was made by a guy who worked on the design of slot machines for boomers, it's not anything specific to any generation. It's just monkey brain liking number go up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anything happens
      >ZOOOOOMERS
      pathetic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe zoomer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new game comes out
      >its only appeal is pure gameplay
      >soi ridden millennials who only play cinematic walking sims complain about zoomers who actually play video games
      many such cases!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pure gameplay
        you literally don't play at all, the game does everything for you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can be played as a challenging roguelike without shop upgrades, I doubt people are building hours just playing bullet heaven t.172 hours

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced the only people who play this game are those who cant play a game without having a video playing on their second monitor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      500 hours
      One(1) screen (50" tv)

      Checkmate atheists.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Holocure

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made entirely irrelevant by HoloCure. VS is just a glorified idle game for morons who can't handle the prospect of having to actually play a game so it just vomits out simple to make OP fusions that give the illusion you "figured it out" alongside the arcana that makes shit explode which keeps virtually anything away from you. It having ripped Castlevania assets and being written by that fat frick Jim Sterling sure doesn't help either in making it come off more than a lazy cashgrab game with no identity of its own, but hey, numbers go up and that obviously equals depth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jim Sterling
      Made me immediately lose any interest. HoloCure is better and F R E E by default.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a vampire who has survived something or a human who has survived vampires?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this game was drug,it would be dog shit mixed with fentanyl.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah its pretty addicting.
    i like halls of torment and brotato more though

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I buy this when I have what is pretty much the same game within a game I already own?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crimsonland was the OG

    XBOX live arcade had a game called " I made a game with zombies in it!" And it was worth the $1 or whatever for the BGM. Just one long song, it's stupid.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is an awful genre for its entry. At least when I played it had 0 challenge or build customization, you basically just pair your weapon with its accessory and hold A or D (or just stand still really) until it is over.

    Play Brotato instead, it's hard as frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's super easy when you use all the things that makes it super easy
      No shit, Sherlock. If you want your ass kicked then max curse, turn off cards and eggs and enable Inverse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game is hard if you deliberately gimp yourself1111
        even super mario world's 1-1 is hard if you decide that you cannot walk or jump or touch the controller, moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're complaining about a game being too easy because you use optionals, moron.
          If you think it's too easy then adjust it to your liking. All the gamebreakers are optional for a reason.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >T-they're optionals!!!
            A game's difficulty is measured on its highest difficulty using all of the tools available to you in the base game.

            Removing any of those are just optional challenge runs/modifiers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll just play real games where I can try my hardest, but have fun gimping yourself homosexual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he still thinks curse is gimping yourself
          Oh to be a little moron again

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said that you turbohomosexual and I did play with as much curse as I could afford, but YOU were saying that I am not supposed to pick the good weapons/accessories and that's 100% cope.

            The best part is that you're only gimping yourself by wasting your time with a shit game. BRB, going to play a brotato round right now. It'll only be 15 minutes long and it'll be hard as frick, I'll try my best and probably lose since the only few characters left to do are a pain in the ass (namely one-armed)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm this anon

      yeah its pretty addicting.
      i like halls of torment and brotato more though

      brotato is hard but fun as frick. doesn't need a lot of your time either.
      only thing i dont like halls is theres no turbo mode or anything

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I play brotato in many 15 minutes stretches and my ultimate goal is to D5 every character. Really good game for that.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a low to average intelligence, yes.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poe is the realest homie of them all.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im already tired of Halls of Torment. Every build feels the same. Its not like 20MTD or Holocure where you can go in with the same Char/Weapon and end the run with a completely different build than your last run.
    Also some of the abilities like lightning just feel insanely shitty and weak.

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