This game is FRICKING HORRIBLE
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This game is FRICKING HORRIBLE
This game is FRICKING HORRIBLE
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show me on the doll where Gay Ben touched (you)
My ass is heavy!
Alright this is Silver Surfer, silver shit.
HE LOOK SO STOOPID
I mean what the hells wrong with him?! He looks like... like...
"HE LUKS SO STUUPED"
I don't know why, but the way he delivered that line always got a laugh out of me.
I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT??
Perfect line. It's so simple, but he delivers it with such venom, such hatred. So much of the Nerd wasn't just the writing, but the acting.
>"half-life"? more lIke HALF-ASSED! lets pop this piece of shit in already...hprt2
bait + homosexual
>the game starts with you going to work. and you literally have to STAND and wait for TEN minutes on a fricking tram! like, are you KIDDING ME? who thought this would be fun?! "Oh I know what would be fun for a first-person shooter, lets have them sit in traffic!" WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>FRICK I CAN'T JUMP OVER THIS STUPID BOX
>oh, okay, you have to press CROUCH and JUMP at the same time... how was I supposed to know that? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
WHY DO YOU GOTTA DO THAT
>getting these guys to follow me barely works half the time!
>NOOOO CMON, FOLLOW ME! AAAAASSSS! STOP FRICKIN' AROUND AND FOLLOW ME, FRICKING moron!
>i guess that's what the "half" in life means; shit only works half the fricking time
>i swear to god id have more luck herding goats while having jesus frick my ass taking a shit!
THE FROGS NAME IS, HORNY?
still at it huh
Does anyone unironically like this millennial annoying homosexual?
>>>/vt/
kys
James at his peak was pure gold. Eat shit and die turbo virgin
No he wasn't, you're an easily impressed little hispanic homosexual who loved "angry grandpa" and "tourettes guy" and "pink man" fricking homosexual have a nice day
cause i like ya alot.
I FRICKING HATE THIS GAME
Milon's Shitty butthole
>Alf-gay is getting uppity again
>>Alf-gay
qrd?
a deranged schizo who REALLY REALLY hates half life 1. also goes by DWterminator. Known catchphrases are
>RPGcodex and 8ch hate half life
>hardcore FPS gamers hate half life
and
>half life is bad because it has a story
Alf is a notorious schizo who is most likely responsible for the all of the half-life hate threads, he's been doing it for 10 years, of course, with an anonymous image board its possible he has garnered many copy cats, I like to think he really is that much of a schizo though, Alf also has his own horrid YouTube channel.
Huh... I started using some Alf gifs a few months back, because I had started watching Alf and it was good. I like Half-Life though.
I saved this image without knowing about this alleged "alf-gay" this is just funny on its own.
He looks like jared from subway
he wants to try Mike's footlong
>HE GONNA FRICK YOUR MOM UP THE ASSSS
64-bit
32-bit
THIS GAME FRICKIN SUCKS!
*glass shatter*
FRICKIN SUCKS!
*glass shatter*
FRICKIN SUCKS!
*glass shatter*
oh yeah and the mario game THAT ONE SUCKS TOO
*glass shatter*
CDI SUCKS
post good AVGN memes
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
hi Shartifact-gay. still seething over nobody caring for your dead game?
HE LOOKS SO STUPID
BEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout. Well, it's a blowout alright - blowout yer ass!
>C'mon doc, stick it in the Nintendo
>HOW ABOUT STICK IT UP YOUR RABBIT HOLE
I remember first finding his channel when it was relatively new, being excited for new episodes
every new episode was about a game I grew up with, from Top Gun to pretty much all LJN games to even Bible Games, I only owned nearly every game he reviewed
they were still funny but it felt weird because it made me realize over time how many great games I missed out on once I went & emulated a few classics.
He looks like a naked. Dickless. Mannequin Man. With Invisible Knees.
I REPEAT. A. SEWING. MACHINE.
a thread of the buttholeish variety
truly the best rant in AVGN history, a masterpiece
purrpals re-view was kino
agreed, RIP Boo
Coffee Man
Coffee Man
Takes a dump on a coffee can
Now you're playing with power...
POWER OF MY butthole
sixty four bits
Thirty two bits
>"Raid 2020....maybe I'll review that in the year 2020....."
>This line is now referencing the past