This game is hilarious.

This game is hilarious.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He still fricks your anime girlfriend though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he
      Anon…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fix your bot gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this a bot or a tard?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fp is without fail a contrarian moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bbc tards everyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      alright boy, take a nap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me and my anthro gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GEMINI

      That is an anime girl you can frick, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha chink botspam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a fricking moron my friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She still fricks your japanese boyfriend though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're killing your braincells by burning that coal so hard, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHA, YOU FUKCKING moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bot actually spotted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he
      it's so fricking over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where can i get a homosexual Black bf so we can raceplay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anywhere really

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's true tho
    You lost.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Sakura Wars? I still only finished the first one I'm not allowed to play the others yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can play SW5. It's the only one that came out officially in english and it has pretty much nothing to do with the previous games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 is effectively separate from 1 - 4 outside of the opening where Sakura says 'lawl, you have to go to NYC, Ogami's cousin'. The Movie isn't canon to to the game and the stage shows take place post-events of 5 if the NYC girls are present.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait till you get to the chapter where they need to kill the birds

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn right

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Rosita.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that date with Subaru
      Something about her particular style of teasing made my pp massive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you wan fuk android 17? have at it

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MC spends half of the sequel anime crossdressing and most of his shipbait is with the male main villain
    Good on Sega for nailing the feel of a modern American setting 15-something years ago.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw "I LOVE SOUL FOOD"
    I genuinely really love this game.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you get to the suicidal girl's chapter.

    >every female character has some serious psychological issue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait until you get to the suicidal girl's chapter.
      who is that? i beat the game last year

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diana. She has soap opera cancer and she's fine with dying until Shinjiro convinces her to go ahead with the dangerous operation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ohh yeah that was my least favorite chapter so i blotted it out of my memory lmao

          rikaritta was my favorite and i got her route

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a Japanese on Twitter say this the other day. About how in Japan they apologize even if they did nothing wrong and other cultures where if you apologize you lose so you must never apologize even if you did something wrong.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I 100%'d the reboot. It was not a good game at all. but I liked the new cast and would've been happy with a better sequel had it not flopped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll see if there's a game for 2026 since Sega typically loves to do anniversary titles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a good game, it just should have kept the 2D cutscenes and turn based combat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it did, then that means all the zoomers would have called it a Fire Emblem ripoff and do even worse.
        Not like the tactical combat was anything to write home about in the first place.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the combat was my favorite part of the original pentalogy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1 and 2 were pretty basic, but I really liked the changes 3 made. I'm glade they kept with that system through the rest of the series. Well minus shin.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHjlX1gveNs
            Damn, this sounds great.
            Is the reboot any good? Or should I start with the original games?

            Shin? It's okay, I guess? The cast was decent all around, but I think the dramatic shift to an action game turned of some old fans. I don't remember too much of the story, but it does some weird things with the setting which felt out of character.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever see them again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gemini was in SRW 30 DLC, at least.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >baseball combo love attack
        10/10

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really have to get back to these games. I was supposed to know Japanese by nooooow I don't want to play the second game with a translation guide again

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love sakura taisen 2 so much bros

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like this game that much but this song tickles my nostalgia bone really hard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNLSXdLm3Uw

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so Gemini Sunrise is by far best girl right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gemini has freckles, so that alone makes her best girl. Everything else about her is just a big bonus.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 > V > 6 > 1

    of the ones ive played

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you skip 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont care for it, i wanted to get to france already

        actually i still want to play 4 as well at some point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd suggest playing 2 especially if you want to play 4. 4 is a pretty poor game and the story is even more nonsensical than the others. It was by all accounts a rush job. The only redeeming feature is that it brings the full cast together.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            for 2 im waiting on the translation, but even then i want to do a replay of 3 without a guide once its translation comes out first

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How bad was 3 with guide? I didn't get far in 2 but i kept coming across quite a bit of missing dialogue in just the first couple chapters alone. And of course if you didn't choose Sakura at the beginning of the game then I guess you're sol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i used this one https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/dreamcast/577288-sakura-taisen-3/faqs/57519
                it was painful as with most guides, just wait for the patch bro

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a genuine pitty 5 was the only one to get an English release. It easily has the worst cast of all of the whole series, and I'm including the shit gacha on that list.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be honest i love 5 even though the cast is weak, id say 3's cast was honestly weaker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really, and why is that? Honest question because I, for the most part, liked 3's cast.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i love erica and glycine but what other girls are there? lobelia is a prostitute and hanabi and kokoriko are mogged by better versions in subaru and rikaritta in 5

          the cast never really came together to me because of it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked lobelia even if she was a b***h. She's a different enough from the rest of the cast and anime trope characters in general that it make her stand out. Although, I can completely understand why she isn't popular. Otherwise I would agree that hanabi is just boring and, personally, I never liked any of the e-girls.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, this sounds great.
    Is the reboot any good? Or should I start with the original games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the original games are all wonderful but you're playing them for the characters and the writing, not the gameplay. They're not for everyone but if it IS for you then it'll grow on you like a tumor and ruin your life. It doesn't help every major entry has like at least a few spin-offs, stage shows and supplementary material for you to stay hooked into the setting and characters.
      the reboot is probably best enjoyed without playing the original batch because then you'll just get angry at what they did to the original setting and cast.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Riley Freeman if he anime.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAKURA-SAAAN!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brown biker tomboy lawyer theater actor
    Her route and relationship with the MC was surprisingly pretty cute. Reminded me a little bit of Black Lagoon in a since of Japanese guy meeting an forceful American girl, except the girl is not half Chinese and carrying guns.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did the birds do it?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is true, however. Some guys in academia created some fictitious scenarios to see if the opinions of people (conservatives, liberals, men, women) would change if someone apologized after doing something considered wrong by liberals and conservatives alike.
    For conservatives and men, it makes no difference to apologize, their opinion is based on what the guy basically said, and everything that follows is unimportant, including the apology.
    For liberals and women, apologizing makes the guy look worse. Probably because for them, the apology feels like an admission of guilt.
    So at the end of the day, if you do something that is considered controversial, never apologize because either it won't do you any good (if you've offended men and conservatives), or it will worsen your image (if you've offended women and liberals).

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right you know

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, why was Sega so stupid to not translate Sakura Wars 1-4 and release them in HD platforms? Would have been the perfect time to do it right before Shin Sakura Wars.

    I also want the DC cross save compatability. My Japanese friend did it, and it was cool seeing the girls you waifu'd per game reflecting on your time together.

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