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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how long until it's shut down?
    a year?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they can legally shut the game down because physical copies exist. Since there is no single player content and you paid money for the game then they would be liable.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of that game.

          So few people care about this game that the Crash twitter account is replying to every account praising the game.
          It's so pathetic.

          Isn't that the job of the community manager? To promote the game and engage in social media? Most games have this, it's not the developers themselves.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Never heard of that game.
            newbie
            anyway, the point is that this game released physical and the servers got shut down
            or how about MGS online, that released physically and only lasted 4 years even though it was popular

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why does he have a semen meter?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had such hopes for this game before they announced it was online shit. I just wanted more borderlands. At least I didn't buy it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the game with the cute deer girl i've coomed too?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Battleborn has no appealing designs. You probably are thinking of Paladins or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Overwatch 1

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now go check what Babylon's Fall devs did to all physical copies of their game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahahahaha!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're kidding right?
        I had a physical copy of Wildstar. Didn't stop them from shutting it down.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anthem says hi
        Either you make shit loads of money or get the frick out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think they can legally shut the game
        AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You bought this shit for 60$ didn't you anon
        You HAVE to if you posted this unironically

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        turbomoron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        babylons fall was physical.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you sweet summer child

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Gear Survive is still online for some ungodly reason. Maybe this one could find an audience, eh?

      anon...

      Lots of PS4 games shuttered their online services before they even turned 6 months old.

      Never heard of that game.
      [...]
      Isn't that the job of the community manager? To promote the game and engage in social media? Most games have this, it's not the developers themselves.

      >Never heard of that game.

      It's infamous for trying to cash in on an Overwatch 1 non-troversy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give it 11 minutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 months until shutdown if there's no players guaranteed, just like multiversus

      So few people care about this game that the Crash twitter account is replying to every account praising the game.
      It's so pathetic.

      >CAN WE PLEEAAAASE USE YOUR TWEET TO SHOW WE HAVE PLAYERS? PLEEEAAASEE?
      bruh moment

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        multiversus at least had the excuse of being a beta version

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but only because Microsoft is about to acquire Activision, and the game will be on Game Pass, otherwise, it wouldn't last a year.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So few people care about this game that the Crash twitter account is replying to every account praising the game.
    It's so pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That last sentence

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        who's this ugly guy?

        [...]
        [...]
        go back and stay away from blue boards

        have a nice day pedo troon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's sad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even possible for average people that enjoyed the game to talk about it positively without coming across as shills? Say whatever you want about their tastes in vidya but I believe them when they say that they had fun. But all of that is beside the point because the PR for Rumble has been such a dumpster fire that praising it just makes you look lame. What a painful shitshow to witness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same boat, I'm still sitting over here or a new Spyro game. Even said in a previous thread I'd like to see remakes of the GBA ones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want to see Spyro get ruined even more by TfB
          No.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How could you even ruin the GBA games? Also, RT was a great set of remakes aside from some artistic choices (Gnorcs shooting goo and Dinos shooting hot dogs).

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That spongebob image is so hilariously ironic when you consider the original context.

      >am I really gonna defile this Crash Bandicoot IP for money?
      >OF COURSE I AM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crash team rumble was an amazing game! Every crash fan should try it!
      >can Activision Publishing inc., and it affiliates usd your social media post, inculding your handle, in a future Crash Team Rumble post? Thanks!
      >No.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the Titans games were as bad as CB4 and Rumble. I used to think it wasn't possible to get any worse than Invader Zim/Hit N Run tier humor and the redesigns for all the characters, including Mike Tyson Tiny. Then this shit happens.

      Let Crash die. Let him die, fade into obscurity whatever. This is too much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me, you're right. I never touched the titan games, but they at least seemed like they were the correct genre

        • 11 months ago
          psy-op accussor69

          titans was ok and was fun for infinite spin glide fun
          MoM I never finihed because the humor and cutscenes were so bad. They made it so immature but twinsanity was as immature without being unfun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The redesign sucked but I heavily enjoyed the cutscene ripoffs of MoM
        The gameplay of those games truly sucked though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not even the Titans games were as bad as CB4
        OK, now that's just being contrarian. Crash 4 has problems, but it's not that bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not even the Titans games were as bad as CB4 and Rumble
        stop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This blind hate Crash 4 gets is ridiculous. You make it sound like the game is an unplayable mess when in reality it's an extremely competent platformer. The only reasons you could dislike the game are being bitter about the Tawna design or getting filtered by its difficulty.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there have been countless threads on Ganker and people sharing their opinions off Ganker about the many things IAT did wrong since it's release
          it's very obvious at this point it's not about the tawna redesign or the difficulty which has always been overexaggerated since the start

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes and I'm sure you can share those arguments with us right anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean it's just going to be the exact same shit we've heard countless times
              >game's overall arstyle
              >box counts too high ruining level pacing
              >hidden box + hidden gem placements overused and misunderstands how they were effectively done in older Crash titles
              >messed up sliding + spin jump physics
              >horrible controls and physics on riding sections that took too long to patch so it left a bad impression
              >nverted stuff is obvious filler and it's badly designed
              >having to replay the tawna/dingo/cortex levels as crash is bad filler
              >triple spin is badly designed on paper and in practice as it's clunky to use and still slower than just slide spinning which shows bad design of crash
              etc and that's not even going into the full details of all the shit that gets repeated all the time over the past years just like your post does though that's mostly reused by shitposters who want easy (you)s

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, I'd rename this game Crash 4 Hours of good time if I could. After 4 hours you start to see the cracks and how awful it's going to be to keep playing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Crash 4 Hours
                kek that's a good one I'm going to remember that and use that from now on

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game's overall arstyle
                This is one of the prettiest cartoonish style games ever created and you still have the audacity to shit on it
                >box counts too high ruining level pacing
                complete non-argument. what the frick does this even mean? "ruined level pacing" makes everyone reading this imagine you as a zit-faced nerd making a youtube essay. shut the frick up.
                box + hidden gem placements overused and misunderstands how they were effectively done in older Crash titles
                another non-argument. if you don't want to search for hidden stuff either: don't do it because it's optional, or open up a guide. stop being a b***h.
                >messed up sliding + spin jump physics
                messed up how? because the game intentionally gives you coyote time after a spin? Crash controls perfectly, but apparently intentional design is now "messing up".
                >horrible controls and physics on riding sections that took too long to patch so it left a bad impression
                literally git gud
                >nverted stuff is obvious filler and it's badly designed
                optional content, don't like it don't do it.
                >having to replay the tawna/dingo/cortex levels as crash is bad filler
                I think it's cool that it shows how the characters' path interconnects and I also think you're grasping at straws to try to salvage your already nonexistent argument.
                >triple spin is badly designed on paper and in practice as it's clunky to use and still slower than just slide spinning which shows bad design of crash
                first of all, not clunky, git gud. secondly, the spin slide is intended to be competitive with the triple spin for places where there's not enough space for a triple spin to be performed. once again, deliberate design, git gud.
                >etc and that's not even going into the full details of all the shit that gets repeated all the time
                that's a nice euphemism for "I have no arguments"

                fricking kek what an incel, keep seething about tawna and pretending you have legitimate reasons to dislike the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuh uh
                lele

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jobhan
                leave.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SCHOLARhan
                stay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely think it's the best Crash game. They completely nailed it. Great level designs, great power ups, not too many gimmick levels, and a tough, but completely fair difficulty.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, same. And I'm saying this as someone who replayed Crash 1-3 multiple times as a kid
            I fully believe you just need to git gud to enjoy it. Crash 1-3 was designed for kids to clear it and was too easy as a result. C4 was a lot more enjoyable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We heard you the first 3 times, sport. We get it: you’re an underpaid intern for TFB and you’re desperately trying to claw your way into a full time position. But sucking off Crash Bore isn’t gonna get you there, chief.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually so fricking embarrassing it would almost be comical if it weren't for the sad state of the series right now.

      so how long until it's shut down?
      a year?

      I doubt it'll even survive long enough to see the new year.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread Theme:

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sad 🙁 i love crash since i was a kid i just don't care about this shit. crash 4 was good tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally just marketing, are you guys fricking moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure its just one guy obsessing over it.
        Crash threads either die with zero post or get samegayged by like four or five people eternally upset about Crash 4.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha can we use your real name, post your photo ID and social security number along with your banking account and routing number?
      What did they mean by this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legal reasons, practically every company does it (though most have the sense to do it in private messages). Same reason why you need to get people to sign a contract to legally show their faces on TV shows and news reports.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MatPat is going to want to comb over this in his next video.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That entire reply
      Jesus fricking Christ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't they just PM the guy
      Why embarrass themselves in front of everyone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way that second reply is legit, right?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it were free to play I’d give it a shot but no way am I spending $30 on it.
    It honestly looks like a side mode that should have been included with It’s About Time

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its fun.
    Crash is decent, if you can get the enemy into body slam loops then their fricking dead.
    Coco is probably the second best in the game because she can do the body slam loops but also gets a freed speed boost and utility because of the laser wall.
    Dingo is the designated scrub character who sits on the enemys bank and waits for the rest of the team to carry him.
    N. Brio is a more extreme version of Dingo but gets decimated when someone like Crash/Coco who can slide/body slam to knock him out of his potion decides to focus on him.
    Nu-Tawna's uppercut combo is amusing with how you can knock people down into pits but she probably isn't meta because everything else about her is sort of weak.
    N. Tropy is middle of the road, doesn't do anything special aside from the extremely telegraphed slams.
    Catbat is the games healsut, literally cant do anything other than run away, get to gems slightly faster and toss burgers that don't actually stop people who know how to play from chasing you down and raping you.
    Cortex might be the strongest in the game, hitting anyone with the transformation + double headbutt combo at least once or twice will leave them at deaths door and his raygun spam makes finishing them off easy, Piano spam is also really strong if you know how to aim it quickly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think N.Brio kind of sucks. Every character has a knockback in some way so as long as you just keep bullying him he can't transform. ALthough he can be frustrating if he just spams jump flask throw.
      Coco is crazy busted when you get her right. The dash is a mini shield to that stops projectiles and you can slam on someone and place it right on them. I've had long ass gem point fights with good Coco players.
      N.Trophy is shit. She's supposed to be a ranged blocker but like Cortex she sucks in any area that's not a flat surface. They want you to sit on the enmy bank and just spam the range attacks to constantly push people, its not fun. Her slam is garbage to, super long, no damage.
      Catbat's dive bomb is nice for kill steals but that's about it. Burger snipes are fun though.
      Frick good cortex players

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one wanted this Black person shit. Make a fricking platformer or port the kart game.

    >inb4 "But Crash 4: It's About Trannies! Sold BAD"

    -I fricking bought it, decent game that suffered from moronic women developers who couldn't just make a game and SHUT THE FRICK UP. Instead, they dragged the chuds (their main audience) through the mud with their ugly Tawna redesign.
    -If they didn't do that pandering shit and showed cool gameplay of some fricking levels they would've made money.

    If you're a dev reading this I literally hope you don't get to feed your fricking kids this time next year. There is a reason game devs get shoved into boxes and bullied growing up, you all are too socially inept to make it. Fricking moronic Black person monkeys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      [...]

      go back and stay away from blue boards

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry about it to your troony janny overlord you fricking ugly Black person. I bet you weigh like 600 pounds and jack off to futa nu-tawna. If i had it my way we'd cut your welfare off so you'd starve in the street. Kys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ you are such a whiny baby over a redesign
      but yeah port CTR or patch it to 60 fps you morons

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's upsetting that we can't track sales and revenue for games like we can with movies. Why are companies so opaque about this kind of thing? If I were an investor I'd want to know how much money they loste on moronic shit like this rather than just having blind faith that Activision is managing its money well and moving on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sales

      Because Act-bliz is an openly traded company. If they showed the poor sales numbers of a video game, it would negatively affect their stock price.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crash Boom Bang sales
        Lmao. I remember they marketed that game quite a bit too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the hell did WoC sell that fricking much?
        also poor crash 4, i didn't know it was THAT bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm surpised to see crash 4 sink that low, the whole "we added mtx in post to NF despite marketing it as no mtx like the old games you like" did a number on player trust.
          full price and demo locked behind preorder were also moronic ideas

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roughly 5m of the WoC sales were just on the Playstation. This was Crash at the peak of his popularity as a Sony mascot...then he went multi-plat and sold millions more.

          Nsane Trilogy followed a similar strategy oddly enough...But they fricked up the physics and that killed some of the momentum. Then came Nitro Fueled which almost restarted the momentum...then the MTX scandal happened.

          By the time IAT came around, the damage had been done...And it was only made worst by them killing off Tawna.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >then the MTX scandal happened

            Why did people care so much that they added completely optional MTX to the game? Just don't use it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's also the problem what it was a shit game that was only played because morons wanted to fill the nitro bar. The instant the stopped giving new progress bars the game died.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And it was only made worst by them killing off Tawna.
            Why do people care that much about Tawna? She was never a relevant character, she only appeared in 1 (ONE) game in the original trilogy, she isn't even playable on CTR. People that are still seething about her shitty design should kill themselves because this is an uspoksken level of mental illness

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There’s something poetically ironic about a sperg talking about “uspoksken (whatever the frick that ESL drivel is supposed to be) level of mental illness” in the same breath as telling someone to kill themselves for caring about a character being removed for entirely political, insidious reasons.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tawna got lots more attention when she reappeared in NST and was playable with some personality given to her in NF

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta understand
          >If your previous game was really good, the next game gets an easy boost, regardless of its quality
          >If your previous game was really bad, the next game gets handicapped saleswise, regardless of its quality

          Wrath of Cortex got an easy boost being the first new platforming Crash game since Warped and Twinsanity got its knees blown out having to follow up Wrath of Cortex.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how the hell did WoC sell that fricking much?
          >also poor crash 4, i didn't know it was THAT bad

          That's why they were beyond stupid trying to replace Wrath of Cortex with 4, regardless of its quality. It released just before GTA3 changed what a must-have game was, so Platformer was still the peak genre. It was still literally the best selling 3D platformer of the 6th gen above even Mario Sunshine and Jak & Daxter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it isn’t it took 5 seconds of googling to find 400,000 as the number of digital only copies sold in the first month after release. Which makes all his other numbers dodgy at best.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          crash still had goodwill with customers. this was back during a time when it wasn't universally understood that a franchise going to a new studio wasn't necessarily known to be a death sentence

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea good post. I excitedly bought the game only to realize something was deeply wrong. My friends and cousins that never had a ps1 all bought this game and hated it, tarnishing the brand's image forever.

            As a ps1 kid/crash autist this game made me grow up fast. I began to follow game studios and publishers very carefully.

            Sure, a few incels being mad about her design killed the franchise.

            I liked Crash 4 more than Wrath of Cortex, but not by much and I finished neither despite 100%ing the 4 naughty dog crash games multiple times. I am being honest with you here, so lets not call each other names like troony or incel, (I'm assuming you work on the games for some reason and that this criticism will help save crash bandicoot and spyro 4)

            toys for bob is unappealing to the masses.
            The designs are bad. It doesn't look like the same character.

            This is a very Ganker problem

            You say disliking it is an exclusively Ganker problem, yet the sales figures and youtube reviewers dont lie. Hell, my anecdotal experience tells me that she is objectively off-putting. my girlfriend cringed when Tawna shows up during the game. My normie buddy who helped me do deathless runs in Crash 1 back in the day was disgusted by Tawna and cited it as a reason not to buy crash 4.
            I want these games to succeed dude, but Toys for Bob is going to run it into the ground. Their sensibilities are very tumblr/trans-bait/furry but ugly. The old-timey warner brothers look with light 90s edge is a very clear-cut aesthetic that leaves no room for pointless experimentation. The Crash 4 artstyle is why I will not be purchasing this new multiplayer game despite having money to do so. Beenox charactr designers were great in comparison. I like that studio.

            Goys for Zog

            Lemmie just leave this here

            Spyro 4 was teased for 2024 if you look at the platinum trophy for Year of the Dragon ReIgnited. May God smite my enemies and allow Spyro 4 to be based and beautiful and fun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not reading your paragraphs of nonsensical word vomit and buzzwords poltard.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are you here?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I read everything and appreciate your input, anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it made your ear cum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you seriously take Crash 4s digital only sales and try pretend that was every sale for Crash 4?
        The absolute fricking desperation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and only from the first month. We can and should criticize Crash 4 for the right reasons, but that image is just stupid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you seriously take Crash 4s digital only sales and try pretend that was every sale for Crash 4?
            The absolute fricking desperation.

            Frick off toys for bob employees!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stop pointing out my lies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
              No.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even the fricking gba game sold more than crash 4
        I know the game sold like shit but i doubt that is true.
        Wish we had the real numbers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This chart screams of cherry picking to push a narrative.

        >reports that in the first month, Crash 4 sold 402,000 DIGITAL copies in October
        This is the number they're pulling. It does not include Physical sales (we know 10437 were sold in the first week for Japan, and "1000 more copies than Star Wars Squadron" in the first week of UK for whatever that totals to). For comparison, N-Sane Trilogy (up there at the top with 10,000,000 copies sold) was at 520,000 digital sales in it's first month, so Crash 4 was worse performing, but not that much worse.
        >chart runs up to March
        And the reason is very obvious looking over release dates. That's only the PS4 and XB1 sales. All other platforms (XBX/S, PS5, Switch, and Windows) were released LATE March 2021. This chart cuts off before counting their sales

        The simple answer is we don't actually know how much Crash 4 sold. Clearly enough that Activision of all companies didn't shut Toys For Bob down, let alone enough to let them make another Crash game. Rumble will bomb for sure with how little marketing has been done for it and how people won't want to buy it knowing it will either be shut down or going F2P in like 6 months time, but there is almost no logical way at this stage that Crash 4 hasn't at least hit the million sales mark.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by Sacrifice

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still has a PS4 version
    lmao, the PS5 is such a joke

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you blame them? They didn’t want to sell in the single digits

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldnt be surprised if they only sold like 10k copies of the game

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an autistic Crash Bandicoot fan since I'm 4 and even I didn't buy this shit.
    Don't know what the frick Activision wanted shipping this as a paid game and microtransactions as if it was a f2p game.
    God the Microsoft acquisition can't come soon enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon don't get excited, Microsoft doesn't manage their studios at all. Might as well never had bought em

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but when are we getting Catbat breast envy art.
    She isnt a troon or masculine in the slightest, just an angry flatty running around without a shirt for attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ok but when are we getting Catbat breast envy art.
      I would love to see dicky art.
      But shitty western artists love drawing the characters off-model.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone is ever referred to as ambiguous, it is always 100% of the time meaning a man who wants to troon out but knows he will never pass

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This game just came out
    Did it? My god if it wasn't for this thread i genuinely wouldn't have noticed.
    Honestly, I fricking wish it was possible to go back to the time where Crash Bandicoot was a dead franchise, the fact that it was never going to get a new game was at least less painful than seeing whatever the frick they're doing now.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crash 4 was literally the best game in the series and everyone slept on it cause the difficulty was for true fans, so much fun

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people hate 4? I thought it was a good game, but I didn’t try to 100% it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a group of butthurt redditors upsets that titans and twinshitty were retconned, it's genuinely hilarious to watch them cope over nothing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this real? I mean there's a lot of reasons to dislike 4 but I've never heard this one before.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. This is ultimate revisionism by the one 4gay that lives in Ganker.
          People hated the overly long levels, boxes that were impossible to find without guides and the shitty Twana character. It didn't deserve to be labeled as a numbered Crash game. It felt like just another knockoff by yet another dev that doesnt understand Crash.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it should be a f2p game but its not
    no pc or switch version also killed any interested people had
    my bet is that the game will last 8 months top, we will get the two promised seasons within those 6 months but the few players will lose interested because 1 map and 2 characters every 3 months isnt enough to hold this game afloat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no pc
      glad its bombing, So bullshit that its not on pc

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an online game that I have to buy and has microtransactions. It looks fun, but I don't want to support that practice. Either make it free to play or I should have all the content for the game that I have bought.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should of gotten a PC release.
    I dont know why they release the trilliogy and 4 but then not release this or nitro fueled.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The Remake which is full of so much soul
    lol

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just have no interest in mobas

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, this game sucks dick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. never played it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have played it and I'm exaggerating a bit but it's pretty mediocre

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have nothing to apologize for because i always liked this game and i feel that more people would like it if it wasn't for the ugly designs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't apologize; worst Crash designs for all time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, this game sucks dick

      The DS version was actually pretty good.

      [...]
      [...]
      How the frick does the PS1 version look way better? After looking back at the NST I'm seeing so many errors and ugly graphics.

      It's the original's simpler art style, colors, and character designs due to the limited hardware they were working with. I loved NST but I wasn't the biggest fan of the realistic fur and graphics approach Vicarious went with, probably at Activision's command. At least CTR fixed the lighting and made the character models and more appealing and cartoony, but still. Pic related is what I hope a future Crash title can look like. Right before Radical Entertainment died they were working on a cancelled Crash reboot after the failures of the Titans games, and I still really dig the art style they were going with. Something very stylized and polygonial but also vividly expressive as a callback to Crash's heyday. It's crazy to me Radical finally understood what made the original Crash look so good and appealing, but unfortunately they never got to make it happen in the end. At least some of their work is immortalized online.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This game genuinely looked good, I don't understand why they canned it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for what? one game being shit doesnt excuse another game being shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game was always good. The sequel still sucks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other way around, moron. The sequel had N.Brio in it, and that's the only thing worth bringing up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i really really really wanted this game as a kid. I thought crash looked the coolest on this boxart. i wished for psp version on chrismtas. didn't get it nor ever played it.
      how bad is it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine, just extremely repetitive with the combat, almost every encounter is basically the same. It has a nice comfy atmosphere and music, the characters designs are really hit or miss but the environment art it's amazing and looks great for it's time, wich makes the plataforming and exploration feel good.
        Solid 7/10

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that bad, it's definitely not Crash though.
        People rag on the redesigns but in a vacuum they're not bad at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the environments and art direction of this game are incredible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an amazing game, really. 9/10 art direction, soundtrack, gameplay and fun.
      Here's the catch: this is a "Crash themed game", not a "Crash game".

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >The Remake which is full of so much soul
    lol

    How the frick does the PS1 version look way better? After looking back at the NST I'm seeing so many errors and ugly graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it wasn't for the 60 fps then I would just play the originals instead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duckstation? It's not like the original devs are gonna see any money either way unless high framerate breaks shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash is the worst offender in the remakes. Some of the lighting and fur textures for every character also look off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash is the worst offender in the remakes. Some of the lighting and fur textures for every character also look off.

      Whiners it was fine one of the only remakes that tried and listened to fans about the games at least for the one that mattered which is 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Crash was designed with that sharp polygonal look in mind.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its great fun. Shame it'll die from bad advertising.
    It might end up in the direct tonight if the Switch leaks are true and not a dev frick up.

    Frick fridge dingo's though that shit is busted as frick. Fridge in general is just insane. TWO charges? What were they thinking.
    Also buff trophy she sucks balls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will die because it's a MOBA that asks you to pay before trying anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it had a proper advertising campaign to make people interested in it without needing to try it it would have done better.
        But yeah no f2p was a moronic decision. Or at least a free trial system

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not made inhouse by Sony
    >the IP still belongs to Microshart

    pass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure if it belonged to Sony the series would be in a much better state. Lets be honest here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm pretty sure if it belonged to Sony the series would be in a much better state. Lets be honest here.

          Yeah like Ape Escape or PaRappa... don't be delusion Sony's buried every single IP they've had from the PS1 barring Gran Turismo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So it'd still be in a better state.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            difference here is that Crash is a PlayStation IP from the West and not from Japan. Sony would definitely focus on it way more now if they owned the IP again since their HQ is in the West these days.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It never belonged to Sony.
          But it's about to belong to Microsoft.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to balance some of the super map powers.
    Aku Aku, Uka Uka and Spirit Guardians are insanley broken. You can frick up a whole team with them with ease.
    Meanwhile TNT drones, Nitros Oxide and dragons suck ass. They're so easy to avoid and hardly disrupt what you're doing.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares. Anyone who still cares about Crash Bandicoot wants a platformer or maybe a kart racer. They might as well have made a Crash grand strategy game.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Activision and die hard fans say it's the fault of other fans that weren't interested in this game if the series dies again.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do we get Beenox's art designers back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish we could see how Beenox would design the main cast like Crash, Coco and Cortex, instead of their NST designs being used.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless everyone at Beenox and VV had the ambition to make their own company and buy back Crash/Spyro as IPS they will be stuck being the b***hes for CoD and Blizzard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how they were so good at their job they got forced to work on more profitable franchises.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left was made by some guy who is doing Overwatch characters. TfB in-house 3D artists for characters have sucked since forever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lemmie just leave this here

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    an actual 3d 4v4 brawler comes out with fun skill based gameplay (with no fricking cooldowns) and people trash on it.

    you guys realize this is the closest we got to something like a 3d smash right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are here to trash Toys for Bob in general. What will sink this game is bad pricing, HORRIBLE marketing and lack of content on launch. Seriously, there's only 9 fricking maps and don't get me started on lack of singleplayer content like Bash or the real CTR.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shilling DLC for Crash 4 marketed at 30 bucks with MTX and paid online

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would never have been released as an add-on to Crash 4 you doofus. Extra levels and compatibility with that shitty Crash 4 "multiplayer mode", sure. But this is a completely different game from gameplay perspective.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep telling yourself that
          that multiplayer part was supposed to be a free thing after Crash 4 but the game did so terrible that they never even released the data mined holiday themed skins for Crash 4

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That multiplayer part kept changing throughought the process and I heavily doubt what we got was close to the initial idea

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person they planned on having Crash 4 multiplayer. It's obvious this is it. Hence why its cheap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty sad. I get why people are hesitant though.
      I just wish the game sucked so I wouldn't care that it died, it shouldn't be so fun...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has so much potential if they just add more variety. characters, maps, modes, just keep pumping them out. this is a type of game that i wished Nintendo would have made for so long.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Console only multiplayer only game in 2023 lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you guys realize this is the closest we got to something like a 3d smash right?
      That's DKO.
      And it also flopped.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah i took one look at that game and saw cooldowns and said nah. that is not smash bros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will you autists learn that Smash is popular because of the roster and literally nothing else?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sakurai is your god, bow down before him now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have purchased a total of one smash/brawl game in my life. If you think normies buy it for the fighting, you're wrong (and laughably autistic)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what else are they buying it for? the fricking story? they turn on the items and they button mash duh

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make it f2p please I don't want it to die....

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its insane how much hotter Nu Tawna is in her classic skin. Without her dumb belts and jacket it in the way you can see how huge her ass is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ass too big

      how the hell did WoC sell that fricking much?
      also poor crash 4, i didn't know it was THAT bad

      the drop between WoC and Twinsanity is so telling about its quality though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but how the frick did it get to that number in the first place when the trilogy didn't even have much growth (1st game was the best selling one up until then

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the first multiplat Crash and it was early days of the new generation I guess? I hate it, that game is sooo bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because it was multiplatform, it was coming off of several highly received games (or at least popular in Crash Bash's case), and it was a brand new console generation so some unsuspecting people probably assumed if was like old Crash but even better looking (it wasn't).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      old Tawna's big fat breasts + new Tawna's big fat ass = the perfect bandicoot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact nobody is even posting the new coco amd tawna skins for us to thirst over is really proof nobody gives a frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because other then that one there's no skins even worth thirsting over.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean at least post that ome skin, it's depressing but even if there's literally nothing else of value I am mildly curious about it.
          This thread is just depressing as is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's pretty hot if you ignore her ugly face

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That hair should've been slightly puffier

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              that ass should've been slightly smaller

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her body looks so goddamn dumpy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a shitty Second Life avatar in a furry roleplay server

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i seen way better in second life.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hahahahahaha

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll never understand you c**ts getting turned on by cartoons.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remember what they took from you.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I really REALLY hate the design of her face

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pathetic ass. Depressing hips.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fan does a better classic Tawna
              Just replace the heels with sneakers and we're set.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crash porn is awful. Its always been awful. Same deal with most popular anthro franchises.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not for gay Crash fans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this was the concept art for her, it's obvious this troony frick had a fit over it

      Lemmie just leave this here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The models for C4 in general are awful. None of them properly capture the concept art so even if they didn't troon her up she'd still look gross.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toys for Bob has really shit 3D artists for characters and it's been obvious since Spyro Reignited. It's a miracle they got Spyro himself right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the souless department called? The global sensibility department?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They started out with designs that were basically a 1:1 copy of the originals then deviated more and more from that until they got the Fortnite/Illumination look they have now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats because they outsourced the concept art to actual fans of the seires. Here's another, looks like Twana was going to have skins too, but obviously too problematic for Troons for Bob

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Here's another, looks like Twana was going to have skins too
            They all were, people found files in game for Tawna, Cortex and Dingodile skins. People were expecting them to be a DLC, paid or free, but nothing came of them so it seems they were just needlessly cut content

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still had the half shaved hair
        As long as that detail is in, she her design will be worse, doesn't matter if it's short, long or colored, half-shaved is ugly.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing about a non binary character drove me away. Nothing short of micro bikini Coco could bring me back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fine Catbat is clearly just some edgy punk rock girl. She has a vagoo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still don’t want to support the people that think making a character an imaginary gender is a good thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't want to frick a notgirl/"boy" in the pussy while they beg for you to frick their ass instead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean at least they're having the decency of shoving all that shit on new characters no one cares about instead of slapping labels on preexisting ones for brownie points

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shouldn't be in there period. Make a new IP for gay shit. leave the older franchises alone. Nobody has realized this yet and never will. Its so simple.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its fine for people to sell their LGTBQ rhetoric in a cartoon game franchise that was inspired by old Merry Melodies classics? How much do you get paid for marketing or do you just do it for free like the literal troony jannies?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its not fine but I can't stop it so I'll just fap to it whilst misgendering it

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a 3D brawler with cooldown abilities is just a bad fit for the Crash IP. They should have made a competitive platformer like Fall Guys

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blockers will kill what little playerbase this game has.
    Newbies aren't going to enjoy getting filtered by one gay camping on their bank. Without both teams having a base guarding blocker one team can just score effortlessly whilst the other struggles big time. This will piss of new players and they won't want to play.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is alot of things that can help kill blockers like teaming up or going for the super items. without blockers it would like playing soccer with no goalie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the concept of a blocker is bad. Its just if one teams decides not to have a bank camp blocker then it becomes way lopsided.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah each team needs one maybe but too early to tell any meta

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when n. gin drop

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead day 1
    It's ogre

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they could of made crash bash instead of this...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash becoming fully dependant on rehashing old games isn't any better than making shitty MOBAs that won't last a full year, they should've revived Crash Landed instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait it's MOBA. I thought it's Crash Bash 2 with another name. DOA.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crash Bash was mediocre as hell. Maybe if they remade it with five times as many minigame types.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Twinsanity with all cut content included

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be cool

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wanted another pvp Crash game after CTRNF, at most they just wanted more shit for CTRNF like better online, new tracks, new characters, etc.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no fricking single player
    >live service right off the bat, packed with moronic microtransactions and DLC packs
    >is a full priced early access game with barely any content at start
    >devs outright said that they would release "lore" outside of the game alas Overwatch, in which it ends up barely accessible to anyone at all. Which is even more evident with the Catbat comic being exclusively released on Kotaku
    >Catbat being nonbinary which is likely a cover-up for drama inside the company, given that Actvision belongs in the same company as Blizzard.
    >had numerous delays and started development after Crash 4, but somehow fricked it up that they had to release it as early access game.
    >is a shitty hackjob forced investor asset made to appease investors

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cont.
      And you gotta fricking wonder why it's not even doing well. It's fricking pathetic that Crash was hyped up for a grand return but only to be met with a shitty sequel that attempts to "rewrite" history and a shitty spinoff that was a handoff from a studio who knew their shit.

      I honestly wish to see Crash being dead for once and all. Every single time that he's brought back, is always literally fricked up in some way due to moronic bullshittery happening internally. Nothing about him can be saved except for the waifus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no fricking single player
      This game would not be good with a single player. Its like asking Overwatch for one. Cheaper game with no SP is better.
      Don't pretend this game would somehow be any better if they tacked some half assed one on.
      >packed with moronic microtransactions and DLC packs
      Outright, other then premium game version there's nothing you can buy. Not yet anyway.
      is a full priced early access game with barely any content at start
      Its not full priced, the "premium" version is just a few skins and some level boosts in the pass.
      >had numerous delays and started development after Crash 4, but somehow fricked it up that they had to release it as early access game.
      Its feature complete, has zero bugs. Its everything they intended it to be.

      Honestly if you're going to doompost do it properly. The catbat shit is probably not some schizo cover up considering it was already in Crash 4 and the delays where due change the frick out of the team working on it according to older leaks. You could have picked the lack of advertising, the choice of p2p instead of f2p, the lack of interesting cosmetics or that you can't NOT chose to buy the game without the season pass or maybe even the 100% already in game "seasonal" content that's just hidden away. But no rather then doing some homework and pointing out the actual flaws you just to spout outright lie buzzwords like a moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This game would not be good with a single player. Its like asking Overwatch for one. Cheaper game with no SP is better.
        Don't pretend this game would somehow be any better if they tacked some half assed one on.
        Have you ever literally played Halo, especially with that comparison? Fricking moron.

        TF2 worked fine without single player because it didn't have any explicit lore attached to it, and with these character designs that were made to be generic and didn't have baggage attached to it. Which is completely different to Overwatch because it was often hyped up with explicit lore with interesting and distinct character designs.

        >Its feature complete, has zero bugs. Its everything they intended it to be.
        Way to contradict the last point that you made. If it's feature complete, then why is it missing microtransactions, additional characters, maps and modes?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if Halo was made as an MP game first or not, but the point I was trying to make was that from the start this game was intended to be a MP game. Taking the MP mechanics and trying to back turn them into a single player game is just weird and boring. I can't see an entertaining SP being made from this game that's not just bot lobbies. If they'd wanted a SP game they should have focused on make specifically one for that.
          And its not like there's lore to go over in the game other then for the bat. Everyone else is just from the other crash game.

          And I stand by what I said. Its everything it intended to be. They're adding more to expand the game.
          Its you're classic GAAS drivel, which is yes awful but don't make it out like a cost thing because its not going to cost any extra. Its just holding already made content hostage to boost retention. Its more of a live service complaint then a microtrans complaint. Not undermining its significance, I just think there's so many other things you could complaining about rather spouting micro nonsense when its not even that.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they thinking, how can a dev be so out of loop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to show Crash can work outside of the nostalgic formula

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They obviously wanted the MOBA money, watch the game go F2P with all the usual zoomie garbage transactions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Y tho. I love crash but I will never play this. I don't lie this genre. I would have bought a new platformer.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why everyone so afraid of a little battle mode? did you not grow up on the n64? did you forget about dk64 battle mode?

    toys for bob trying to bring back the fun in gaming and you shit on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh politics and agenda

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfb makes new main game
      >"WTF ITS SHIT""
      >tfb make a spinoff game
      >"WTF WE WANTED A MAIN GAME"
      people are strange

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we wanted a main game, by Beenox or VV.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conker 64 had a better and bigger multiplayer, just sayan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to class, ESL shill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's fricking because the entire game is JUST a battle mode that feels like it should've been on the main menu of an actual meatier, mainline Crash title. Which is pretty much what it was supposed to be in the first place with Crash 4 but some shit got fricked behind the scenes and here we are nearly three years later with it releasing standalone with barebones content and homosexuals like you wonder why it's DOA. It's like Star Fox Guard but at least that one came packaged with the real fricking game.

      >tfb makes new main game
      >"WTF ITS SHIT""
      >tfb make a spinoff game
      >"WTF WE WANTED A MAIN GAME"
      people are strange

      >tfb makes new main game
      >"WTF ITS SHIT"
      Correct.
      >tfb make a spinoff game
      >"WTF WE WANTED A MAIN GAME"
      One that wasn't shit, yes. Meanwhile nobody wanted this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair it never made sense to have faith in Toys for Bob given they spent most of their history making shitty movie-tie ins and their most notable non-remake games are Skylanders which is barely a game and Pandemonium which was mediocre.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly wonder what the fate of the studio is after Rumble's inevitable flop. Shitflinging and doomposting aside it's entirely possible none of this even matters and they're proceeding with new game development just fine. But I dunno. Skylanders is dead, Spyro is presumed dead, and the Crash revival is at its lowest point. What do they even do from here? Activision needs a "kids game" release almost every year and TFB has been their go-to studio for over a decade, so who knows, really.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aside it's entirely possible none of this even matters and they're proceeding with new game
            This.
            The only confirmed 6 month launch pretty much implies they don't have much faith in the game. They probably just released it as there's no point sitting on an almost already complete game so they just got it out the door for a quick buck.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to be a Game Pass day-one title if not for the CMA and FTC homosexuals delaying things. No one asked for this game. Just make Crash 5.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try it if it was on PC

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crash Team Rumble has a nonbinary character
    I will not buy your game.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, frick the trannies at TFB

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These characters are fun to control. I hope they take their lessons not just from Crash 4 reception, but from this too, and make an interesting Crash 5. Maybe make it more open with a camera you can control, while keeping a whole bunch of classic corridor style paths or levels.

    I've just read some articles today that Activision is interested in continuing the Crash franchise so let's hope for the best.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this game but its clear they don't have much intent of keeping it afloat. I highly doubt that its sales actually matter at all in the overall scheme of Crash. Its 'poor performance' want stop whatever else they're planning to do. I think this game was simply a case of "well we have this 90% finished game so we might as well release it"

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crash is a dead brand since they went troon mode

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this game was 20$ or at least free and didnt require a psplus or live subscription, I'd probably play it

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is WoC considered to be so bad?
    It wasn't the best but it certainly wasn't awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is really ugly and lacks general polish. Characters, environments, effects, particles - everything is worse despite being a game on the PS2.
      Sounds and their mixing are horrible. Some people like the soundtrack, but I think the style is too much of a departure from Josh Mancell's and most of them are put on repeat, but they don't even loop properly.
      The idea of difficulty in Wrath of Cortex is to spam nitro crates and lab assistants everywhere. Level design is a serious downgrade here in general.
      Coco is just an inferior Crash.
      The only new ability is the fricking Nitro tip top shoes.
      Classic antagonists are now atlasphere "obstacles".
      Don't get me started on the fricking vehicle levels.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't anything new or interesting, and the characters looked horrible. It also had atrocious loading times. It would take longer to load a level than it took to beat the levels. The music was also terrible, the main theme was literally a worse version of warped. That being said, I did still 100% it, which I never did with crash 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just Warped 2.0 except the vehicles are worse, the levels have no theme and the Warp Room looks unfinished.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting your platforming game with an ice level is not good game design. The music was pretty good though. Also I'd frick Crunch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It came after Warped

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >murders and fricking buryes the franchise for another decade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catbat is nothing compared to Nu Tawna.
        She's just some OC that was supposed to be a part of some MP DLC addon for 4. It had its own separate lore and didn't change anything. Yes still gross to even need to accommodate such garabge when they could easily be the exact same character as a pink rock girl.

        Nu Tawna is cancer. She completely replaced a character for no reason. She showed up, took a massive story role, tried to invoke some emotional response (but in my world you died!! not this time!) garbage, and killed off the chance of the others returning. Unlike Catbat she's a part of the main lore now and she killed a character off to get there. And the worst part is they gave her a huge ass so a bunch of coomers ignore all the shit that Nu Tawna does because hurr durr big bum so hot haha.

        I shouldn't be forced to chose either, but if I was I'd happilly chose the bat oc instead of Nu shitna

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tried to invoke some emotional response (but in my world you died!! not this time!)
          LMFAO I'm honestly surprised more people don't bring this up because it's such a fricking stupid and ridiculous concept to put into a series about a wacky, zany, moronic spinning cartoon animal that regularly gets blown to bits, crushed to death, eaten alive, chopped in half, or killed off in myriad of other cartoonishly brutal ways. It just doesn't fricking work. The recent Catbat comics tried to do something similar too with the whole "muh emotional trauma" from Cortex' experiments being a major part of his lore. Discussing themes of PTSD + trauma and Crash motherfricking Bandicoot are two things that should never, EVER be put in the same sentence together. Crash has never attempted to be anything serious before and it should never be anything serious. Frick even Crash Twinsanity did the whole tragic backstory thing better with Neo Cortex because it was funny and fit the tone of the game. Nu-Tawna's sad tragic backstory was so pointless and tacked on and the way she treats Crash like shit too despite supposedly being wrecked over failing to save her's from getting straight up KILLED, it's just so fricking bad. Never let women write your games.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crash 4 even without Tawna tries to hard to be big for no reason.
            Every Crash has been so basic.
            >bad guy
            >collect thing to stop bad guy
            >get all things to really really stop them
            And then 4 tries to make that concept some big deep thing about saving all the galaxies and then time traveling back to the past to make sure they don't undo their own existence. The friendship between them and Tawna was so over the top, why did they even need to be so chummy. Why did THE crash get stopped by one rope. Its not even a matter of them invoking some dramatic emotional nonsense, its the fact that there's one there at all.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that Crash as a franchise treats issues of severity as a joke. Cortex is responsible for Chernobyl and murdered his own family yet its treated like something out of a Tom n Jerry skit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny how the Radical games unironically got it better than the TfB ones, even though the humor changed completelly they still understood that the story wasn't supposed to be some serious drama.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those were the titan games, right? I’ll admit, they got quite a few laughs out of me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Titans games definitely had their moments, but mid-late 2000s Crash is just the opposite side of the same shit coin we're on right now. Everything was just TOO silly. From Crash becoming a bumbling moron, the permanent toothy grin on his face, and all the toilet humor and unfunny slapstick at every corner. Not to mention the designs that kept changing between games that would release only a single year apart. It just felt like nobody was taking the actual quality of the games seriously because they were confusing it with "oh you're not SUPPOSED to take the game seriously to begin with". And that's how we ended up with the fricking abomination that was Mind Over Mutant's box art.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even new Crash is too silly. Haha look at the tape holding Aku Aku's feathers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They cute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if not for the whole non binary thing this design isn’t too bad. It’s not an actual good new design that fits like hasty but it’s fine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Catbat is basically just troony Waluigi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd enter it, if you know what i mean by 'enter' and 'it' ehehee... teehee... oh how devious...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute anemia patient with jaundice, would cuddle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vag
        I'd frick the shit out of they/them bat pussy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ehhh pussy is pussy, just watch me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

      It's so tiring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        One is a Ugly Black Giga Dyke who needs no crash and just breaks the immersion and shes fricking annoying.

        The other one is a binary bat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why were incels so mad about her again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I'm more mad that they deliberately gave her some ground pound attack instead of crawling, preventing me from getting a better look at her fat dumper.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Killed the franchise , again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, a few incels being mad about her design killed the franchise.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a very Ganker problem

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            easy on the HRT sister

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello /misc/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >loses sales

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally did not buy it because of her and how political some of the creators on this were on social media.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's amazing how fast Activision tanked their Crash/Spyro revival that was almost actually going superb, even faster than how they killed Blizzard no less. In the end, it was still treated like Skylanders afterall.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Found the sensitive snowflake.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, shill.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still using "shill" as an insult in 2023

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saying this while in middle of Nintendo direct getting spammed across the board for the next week or so
                That word has lost all meaning to me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who do you think you're talking to

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It never had a meaning other than "you are dumb because you have a different opinion than me".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the whole artstyle change killed it. Also microtransactions. I'll never buy a activision game in my life

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I'm more mad that they deliberately gave her some ground pound attack instead of crawling, preventing me from getting a better look at her fat dumper.

        Frick off israelite

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me to frick off again, and I'm necromancing the 6 million to go to your house and absorb your credit score.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm necromancing the 6 million
            and then death said "ERROR: insufficient funds"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off /misc/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the hair. The sidecut is overdone to the point of near parody to show how badass the female character is.
        If the design was entirely the same, but she had the old hair, the only thing people would be b***hing about is how flat Coco is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree it's overdone, but I think it looks fine on her. She's still hot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They cute.

        i'll try the game because these 2 have nice sexo designs.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actual human trash, have a nice day furhomosexual. How dare you support this game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            i'll try the game because these 2 have nice sexo designs.

            >nu-tawna
            >catbat
            >sexy
            pajeet did u just reply to yourself

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just make CTR2 already, holy frick. How is this not the best course of action?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beenox no longer exists.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it does. Are you thinking of VV?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, beenox has been sent to the cod mines to make dlc maps.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's both funny and sad that Crash is now more known for a singular racing game spin-off then his platforming games. Their are literally as many of them as their are "Main" games at this point and people here want sequels to them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because his racing game spin-off was actually a technical standout.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the war between two brands, there's no room for a third. Just like Windows Phone on mobile, Linux on desktop and whatever meme sodas there's besides Coke and Pepsi, Crash just isn't relelvant when Mario and Sonic exist.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy crash team rumble now, it's either this or call of dudy accept it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy this steaming pile of putrid wet dog shit with flies hanging over it to salvage the series you love
      Why is this so common nowadays

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple manipulation tactic using basic emotions like fear or shame. If you dont like something I like you are “evil” or “bluepilled” or “not with the times old man.” Same tactic people use to get you to support remakes of games or Disney movies or trends like the MCU and Game of Thrones.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but won't you get better estimates by comparing the owner stats from PS trophies?

    Crash 1 - 492,457
    NF - 173,089
    Crash 4 - 100,120

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead Thread
    >The maybe 3 people that bought rumble trying to say its fun but has some bad stuff
    >Someone mentions 4
    >Alive thread with shitposting
    Why did Crash 4 mindbreak Ganker so bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuTawna hatred combined with everyone's soured feelings of the game due the bloated completion requirements

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat the whole thing including the N.Verted levels and felt cheated. Also I hate the artstyle change.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have great remakes
      >release new game that shits on them and previous titles
      >add horrible character redesigns (especially tawna and crash)
      >TfB being complete activist scum in interviews and absolutely up their own ass
      real mystery why it's hated.and why half of TfB got fired after crash 4 flopped.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        >Crash 4 is bad..... because..... because TAWNA DONT MAKE MY PEPEE HARD

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i will be the chudking for all i care. Doesn't make what i said untrue you mongrel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >half of TfB got fired
        freelancers finished their contracts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were "Freelancing" since Skylanders. Being "contractors" is just corporate's way of employing people while not giving them any benefits.

          After botching Spyro and Crash, yeah, the art team needed to get gone...That's why the head got replaced with the Sly Cooper guy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's why the head got replaced with the Sly Cooper guy

            Is this before or after Rumble's production?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I had to guess, after. It's not like he could course correct Crash 4's artstyle anyway.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crash 4 is good in places but that's all it is, sporadically good.
    I would only recommend Crash 4 if you only plan on beating the main story and getting all the Flashback tapes, nothing more, look up the endings if you're that fricking interested.
    You don't have to do this with the original trilogy or CTR and that's what makes Crash 4 so shit.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >churn out live service slop
    >nobody plays it
    >the series will inevitably go on hiatus for the next decade or so
    can't wait to be back at square fricking one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll eagerly await the remake of the first 4 games yet again
      really wish they would port ctrnf to pc, i think they are planning on killing the servers for that one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >really wish they would port ctrnf to pc, i think they are planning on killing the servers for that one
        No way they're actually doing that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Activvision letting Toys For Bob continue to handle the Crash franchise when Beenox and Vicarious Visions made better selling games was certainly a choice

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time i see nu-crash design i am reminded of just how soulless it is, way to completely mess up the whole design and aesthetic of the character

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy it and face my crocodile you cowards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He plays blockers
      eww gross

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy it
      No homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even have a console, and I haven't bought one in years.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have made it exclusive to console. Limit your audience more why don't you? not that it would have mattered because the game looked like it sucked anyway.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Throughout the season look forward to new events, activities and rewards every week!
    >First week is just one tiny basic challenge
    over before it even started...

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >console only
    >free to play model but has an entry cost
    Absolutely morons. A monkey could make better decisions.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been f2p.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just port over Nitro-Fueled to pc you fricking morons. the easiest slam dunk possible. i know pc homies and i know they crave more casual genres than moba #32 or shooter #641214
    its why shit like among us and fall guys even blew up

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks kinda fun, but it also looks like an extra multiplayer mode that might have been included in Crash 4. I'm not paying 30 bucks for it and there's no way anyone is gonna play it daily for a whole year like they did with Nitro Fueled.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      surprisingly better than nitro fueled

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >surprisingly better than nitro fueled

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro…

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        n-no..!
        You cant say that! What would /ctrg/ think if they saw that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not even trying to hide it anymore, tfb employee.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This bait is so bad, I'm not even gonna reply to it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Butthurt samegayging /vg/ autists in the replies
        This is so fricking funny.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact this is the most popular tweet about Rumble on it's launch day shows how over it is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm speechless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it fake?
      I don't have that option in my game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the laws of your country. Not really a fault of the game itself it's just a legal thing all online games have to go through now in some countries.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe its because I don't have an activision account linked? Oh well I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally everything that has the capability to do this online that you have downloaded, will do it and even if it doesn't do you use google? youtube? gmail etc? lol.

      the real joke is that they put it as an option unlike everywhere else where they just pretend they don't do it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know it's just the fact that this is the most popular tweet about the game on it's launch day

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >console only

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe more people would be talking about/playing this game if it was on PC

    Seriously did they not learn their lesson after CNF?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew the franchise was dead again when 4 was announced for Steam release months after launch. That was the moment they realized "there is a 0% overlap between Battle.net shoppers and Crash fans, so Steam will always take their cut out of our already slim Crash profits, so there is no reason to do PC ports in the future"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you gays want to play this trash on PC so badly? Hell, why do they want to BUY this shit? Or is it just a knee jerk reaction because you can't have it regardless of what it is?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is fun though they're missing out

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a shitty bundle in MW2 for the homosexuals that give a shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG is that Crash on my gun!!! I'm going to buy buy the skin and then buy Crash Team Rumble right away!!!!!
      Is that what they actually think will happen?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theres whales who buy WoW mounts to support China. Same company.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit. I unironically thought this was some free to play phone shit. I didn't know this was a full priced game until today.

    yeah there's no way this shit is surviving

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crash Movie when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally never. Fan animations are the best we'll get.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you buy rumble

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They cancelled the cartoon so never

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that artstyle
        thank god that was cancelled

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah i don't cry for its loss, they leaked a bible out there but i can't find that shit anywhere, it was gonna have nina and stuff in it.
          Didn't sound great

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's with creators after Naughty Dog thinking Crash is some hyperactive gremlin. In half his games he's sleeping or just wants to chill?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just shows they have a complete misunderstanding of his character

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably because he spins like Taz who speaks in gibberish and is hungry 24/7.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of his most iconic looks is him going cross-eyed with a manic smile.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's sleeping or just wants to chill?
          The only post naughty dog game that got his character perfectly was Nitro Kart.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Activision sent this out to die. This game only had 2 critic reviews when I checked metacritic yesterday, that's how little faith they had in it.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Crash 4 and this game, why are devs that aren't ND so incompetent with Crash? Not counting remakes here.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats some shit bait to defend something that bombed and buried the franchise.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if the Crash 4 haters forgot how bad the Titans era and the drought after it was.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe Crash is dead because we have the PS1 CTR decomp!
    >Cope
    yes

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up some gameplay
    >some matches takes 20 seconds or less to load
    >some matches take over a minute to load
    What's going on here? It's not a map thing since the same maps have this variation in load times. Is it a player connection thing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its player connections. I've had long ass waits and then there's an extra bot on one of the teams

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is console only and console players are known to be 7 year old children playing on wifi

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CTR will be the biggest flop of the yea-
    >*blocks ur path*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So few people care about this game that the Crash twitter account is replying to every account praising the game.
      It's so pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never lost interest in a new IP faster than when they showed what the actual gameplay would involve.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://web.archive.org/web/20230621024002/https://www.ign.com/articles/crash-bandicoot-devs-reassure-nervous-fans-that-activision-wants-to-invest-in-new-titles-in-the-franchise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no please frick frick frick LET IT FRICKING DIE
      NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS HUNDREDS OF GAMES UNTIL IT SELLS BAD

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF
    I'm sick of every crash thread devolving into the same 4 sucks vs 4 bad shitposts. I swear its the same two people every fricking time.
    Talk more about how my new favorite game Rumble is going to die due to a moronic launch and release decisions
    Talk about how the fridge is unbalanced and how Trophy needs buffs
    Or if anything talk about how much you want to frick a bandicoot for god sakes.
    Just fricking stop rehashing the same Crash 4 debate for NEARLY 3 WHOLE FRICKING YEARS I'M TIRED OF BOTH SIDES JUST LET IT GO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry no one will talk about it in 2 weeks after the servers are dead
      We'll only talk about it again in 6 months when the server are closed and you stop being able to play your new favorite scam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crash 4 is bad..... because..... because TAWNA DONT MAKE MY PEPEE HARD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IAT BAD
      TfB BAD
      Rumble BAD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I swear Rumble is good! The others are true though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          better get to webm posting then cocoposter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        >WOMEN BAD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well said.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it okay if I talk about how much I miss her and how she never got a fricking legendary skin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you post cute pics of her as you do it

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with bandicuties.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    N.Brio is such a shit blocker. You just hit them when they go to transform and you can take them out with ease.
    And Ntophy sucks ass too. The range attack is so easy to avoid even without jumping. And the dive is moronicly slow and has to little damage.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ripper Roo when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally in the game files ready to go, whenever they decided to I guess. He has a bowling ball attack

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds pretty funny, how OP do you think he'll be?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea. Only reason I know that is because the badge for using that move is in the glossary already.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    really wish this game didn't have a paid for battlepass for a game you already paid for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not paid though. Everyone gets the premium pass for free, it just comes with the game.
      At least for S1 anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >At least for S1 anyway
        That is still bad anon. Once they announce new characters, they are probably gonna first put it in the next battlepasses ala OW2.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They likely are up to something,
          There's a very suspicious gem icon and counter in the Battlepass. But no reference to what it does or if it costs money anywhere.

          My schizo theory is that this game is going to end up on Switch as a kind of revival once the playerbase dwindles. They had a support page mention the Switch but they since removed it. Then they can also charge for "catch up" content

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game really is good, there's millions of player playing right now but they're too busy playing to post!
    Huzzah!

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh she's rumbling alright

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      please and thank you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bandicoot Buddy by Beachside Bunnies.

        >Crash 4 is bad..... because..... because TAWNA DONT MAKE MY PEPEE HARD

        Exactly. Why would I spend money on a game that doesn't at least get me to half mast?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://kemono.party/patreon/user/12948502/post/82211248

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >install mods
          >game is good
          is it that easy?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah but why would I pay money for it? I'm already putting in the work to fix it.

            >Meanwhile, in Super Mario World

            Both Mario and Sonic are getting loving sequels to their OG games...Why can't they do this with Crash?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://kemono.party/patreon/user/12948502/post/82211248

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >associating with Black folk by having ghetto trash music in your trailers
    >game flops

    boring boo hoo how about something with soul and not this ESG dog crap.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The trailer doesn't even explain properly what the game is
      >The ones that do are only posted on their dead twitter page
      I just simply cannot comprehend tfb's moronation. If they turn around and say "how come no one bought rumble" I'm going to go insane. This has been the most mind numbing ridiculous launch of a game I've ever seen. If someone told me that toys 4 bob WANTED this game to fail I'd actually feel better as it'd make sense. Tfb deserves to actually die for releasing a genuinly fun game in the most disgustingly moronic way imaginable

      >have great remakes
      >release new game that shits on them and previous titles
      >add horrible character redesigns (especially tawna and crash)
      >TfB being complete activist scum in interviews and absolutely up their own ass
      real mystery why it's hated.and why half of TfB got fired after crash 4 flopped.

      >absolutely up their own ass
      Does anyone have the compilation of the cringe "Fun Facts" from Rumble.
      Some of them are written in the most smug self absorbed style you'd ever imagine. Its like they're angry at you for saying means things about them and they felt the need to insert their autism just to further spite you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have this one.

        I agree it's overdone, but I think it looks fine on her. She's still hot.

        You know Sonic imagery is just going to invite Sonic into the thread, right?

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remakes do SO well that the team gets dismantled and sent to work on COD
    >make sure the least qualified, worst possible team works on the game
    >TRIPLE DOWN after two failures and promise more to come

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Activision is pretty straightforward, if you're a good studio you get to work on their biggest IP where you'll be able to make more money. If you're bad you get your freedom until you get axed
      They don't even hide it, they said that Vicarious was the only studio in all of Activision they could trust to save Blizzard. They think that highly of them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its fricked up, man. They worked their way to the bottom of the barrel, and are now working on the highest paying, lowest soul, least interesting shit in the world. Meanwhile, these literal rainbow haired mental deficients are failing their way upwards and get to keep ruining a lot of peoples childhood heroes last chance at a good future. Theres no fricking justice, i tell you - at this point, I'm just glad the same hasn't happened to Jak or Sly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know
          PlayStation Move Heroes was wild man
          Though it's probably still better than Toys For Bob

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            whoa, never heard of that, didnt care for gimmicky shit in that gen. Glad that slipped under the radar and they haven't tried a modern revival. I don't even post pics of them here because i dont want some fricking algorithim to think they're getting popular/profitable again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Theres no fricking justice, i tell you - at this point, I'm just glad the same hasn't happened to Jak or Sly
          Oh there absolutely will be, just you wait until Sony realizes how much people would pay for an edgy/"mature" Jak game (well, another one anyways) or a stealth game.
          It happened with R&C, it'll happen when Sony remembers their other furry mascots they own the rights to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOMBAX breasts

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But we love Rivet.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick is that tail. It looks like the artist just stuck one of her ears on her ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Milking franchises is the go to thing for the gaming and movie industry you can bet Sly and Jak will come back this decade. Hell they were in that shitty Nu Ratchet game with updated designs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hell they were in that shitty Nu Ratchet game with updated designs.
            What? Never heard or seen any word of this, but i guess thats expected, no one talks about sony games here. Is it even a good R&C game? It just occurred to me that i can actually play it now

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is it even a good R&C game?
              Not that guy but you don't even play as Ratchet for half of the game
              And when you do play him you don't even have Clank with you. R&C stands for Rivet & Clank in this game
              I'd say it's okay if you never played a R&C game or don't give a shit about the story or just really love Nefarious

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what i really meant was is the shooting fun, are the enemies varied, the guns interesting and worth evolving, etc. I want to know if its a good R&C game, i dont care about the story or forced feMC. If its worth the reduced price i'll play it somewhere down the line, if not, i'll avoid it like the piece of shit this thread is about

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It plays like every single ratchet and clank game so yes the shooting is good

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no idea what it even is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moba

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crash moba
        This shit is gonna die in a year

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a knack for getting really into games that are gonna die very fast, last one i liked was rumbleverse and I could tell from day one it was not long lived.
          In my expert opinion, this game will be EOS'd by january of this 24

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            A battle royale fighting game was AND is a good concept, but the thing holding Rumbleverse back was the fact that it restricted itself to JUST wrestling moves and a wrestling aesthetic. If the game gave you more options, both in attacks and cosmetics, I feel like it could've done much better.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like you said, the concept was great, and the excecution wasn't half bad (and they listened to players and made changes fast IIRC), but the horrible art style and the fact that fighting games will always be a niche genre killed it. Doesn't that Battle Royale is a dying genre of its own, just like MOBA's

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I feel like a fighting game should have more realistic proportions for it's characters, even if the artstyle isn't realistic at all. It makes things easier on the hitboxes, and having characters who're literally just fat balls or stocky triangles isn't going to work well at all. Also, as fun as the game looked, I kinda feel like the combat and movement should've been sped up it bit add more combo capabilities. Like, no offense to grappler players in other fighting games, but it's usually one of the lesser utilized type of character players flock to, so revolving a game around just grappler-esque fighters seemed like it'd hold back the game A LOT.

                If I had to guess, after. It's not like he could course correct Crash 4's artstyle anyway.

                Yeah, to be fair, Crash 4's artstyle already kinda resembles Sly Cooper with the angular-ness of it all. Even if he changes up the artstyle for the next game, I feel like it'd probably be a side-step rather than an evolution.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much any multiplayer game released on ps+ also die instantly.
            Like, has anyone even heard of Hardware Rivals?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think i heard of it, but i know i never bothered to play it. There was a game i loved for PS+ that i played with my cousin for the entire 2 months of its lifespan, i think it was called Dead Star (ironic, i know)
              Most recent PS+ stillbirth is Meet Your Maker, although that may stay alive for years because its the DBD team and they keep shit zombified as a rule

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly because they didn't fricking market the game.
    I have not seen anything of this game anywhere outside of this website.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe it's just the most unappealing shit ever

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reminds me of Neo Nippon... minus the kaiju tanuki.
    Cringe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love my cute cringe out-of-touch tomb raider bandibawd wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rape correction is needed.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks kinda fun but obvious F2P bait is obvious

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are we going to get an explanation for this? I get that this is just a lazy reskin of Overwatch with Crash characters but this is too much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do the characters get unique win animations with each teammate?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was from the announce trailer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          could just be showcasing their win animations, but using those 2 together as irony. i hope there's a skin for femtropy that shows her hair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coco defected to Cortex's side.
      Dingo is like that kid who always ends up on the opposite team of his friends since Crash Bash
      Tropy (both versions) doesn't like Cortex anymore because they think he's a moron as shown in 4
      Brio hasn't liked Cortex since Crash 1.
      CatBat is a mook like obj_motherfricker but from Crash 4 and elevated to playable status, her cringe backstory was clearly made after the trailer was finalized.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coco and Catbat want Cortex's dick for sure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Coco defected

        Quite the opposite, she's leading the opposing team. And given post-4 Cortex is more of a gay than ever, it makes sense.

        Brio in 4 is more of a plothole given he and Cortex broke up in 2. Him being against Cortex is actually more in character.

        Catbat teaming up with Cortex makes no fricking sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Cortex not giving a single frick about the thing whinging at him.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Red means evil so Cortex is the leader and that's final.
          Also the main cover art is Crash vs Cortex with Coco off in the background but still on Cortex's side.

          Coco and Catbat want Cortex's dick for sure

          Big keks, if they swapped anyone but Brio to Cortex's team it would always end up as him with bunch of chicks that hate his guts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus christ I can taste the deviantart writing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Worse its Tumblr writing.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    one day

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this shit like Crash Bash? I'm interested if so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. It's some sort of MOBA.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily crash threads for a while now
    >nothing but despair and bitterness about what could've been
    It wasn't supposed to be like this...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least ctrnf happened

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2019
      >Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled releases
      >It looks fricking amazing
      >Everyone is happy and the Crash fandom was more alive than ever
      Take me back bros...

      We didn't know how good we had it

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not on PC
    Oh, okay

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crash rumble is the future of bandicoot, accept it

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