>this game sucks

>this game sucks
Was he right?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TO WATCH YOU FRICK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This game sucks.
    With those three words, a legend was born.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. It's boring. The translation is a problem, but even with a proper translation it's a dull game. Figuring out where to go isn't interesting and neither is getting there. There are several somewhat similar games on the NES that are much better. Simon's Quest just blows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which similar games in particular?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda II, Faxanadu, Rygar, Battle of Olympus, Getsu Fuma Den. Some of these are closer than others, but the similarities should be obvious if you play them.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5:40

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lacks boss fights and the few it has are shit
    It's not very fun compared to the previous and next game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it had boss fights
      did you not play it or are you pretending to be moronic?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said it "lacks" them, not that it has none at all
        and he's right, there's only a few bosses in the game and they don't start showing up until like halfway through

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had boss fights, and all three of them could be stunlocked with throwing fire or garlic.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels aimless at times, bad translation, shitty cut and paste dungeons full of invisible traps, important items hidden in bricks that look exactly like everything else, grinding for necessary items to continue the game, shitty bosses, color swapped environments, etc. Yeah it sucks ass, had it been done well it would have been a great game but they bungled the idea.
    Late metroidvania ones did it better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Late metroidvania ones did it better
      Even games from the time did it better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that goes without saying, Zelda 2, Faxanadu, possibly Rygar is similar enough, these games are way better than Simon's Quest.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    castle my butthole

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped respecting him when he advertised fricking Onions

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, forgot the filter
      *Soilent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So do you think all the people that play that one moronic mobile game love it or something?
      Money is money, I'm not gonna watch my kids starve because I was too prissy to clean a toilet.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a horrible night to have no more love on the run.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick am I supposed to know who "he" is? But yeah, the game is very flawed and the worst of the ogvanias

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not knowing who the AVGN is
      Get off my board

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a Doug CHAD board homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doug CHAD
          This is Doug's wife.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's she doing inside that woman in the pic!?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And James's wife is a frumpy b***h who has his balls in a vice

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't James' wife also get fat, on top of accusing him and his friends of being racist and sexist because cinemassacre was "too white" and "too male"?
            Well at least she gave him some kids.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are supposed to memorize an incredibly common phrase and attach them specifically to one person because you want to live in a time capsule?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          33 out of 34 posters did, what's your excuse homosexual?
          You a small brain zoomer or something?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be surprised if 3 people itt actually beat the fricking game and I being obsessed with a video is nothing to brag about

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not what I asked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the english version of the game certainly sucks

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really boring. Just compare the dungeon levels, which are the supposed stand-ins for Castlevania 1 stages, to any actual Castlevania 1 stage. It's like they forgot how to do level design. It does have a good atmosphere though.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it the first metrodvania?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was it the first metrodvania?

      The phrase Metroidvania really came from Symphony of the Night, and the similarities it had with Super Metroid. So maybe proto-Metroidvania? Personally, I lie to call it a Gooniesvania game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid perfected it and castlevania copied it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        goonies 2
        kino

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked his review of this, it felt like a classic episode to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're side scroller rpgs like zelda 2 or the side scroller ys games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, not even close

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would say metroid is i think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actully A Boy and His Blob.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's alright. Definitely easy as frick and the translation is the biggest issue but once you fix the translation it's an okay game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh even then I think the enemies and there placement are way worse than 1 and 3, and the bosses are easy as shit and you just spend too much time walking around and waiting

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Castlevania 1 and 3 are great classic Nintendo games but for Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the grinding is awful

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN JUST
    WALK PAST HIM

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has some issues
    >Grinding is a slog
    >The translation was butchered completely so you have no idea what to do and when and where with what
    >Day and night cycle text box unskippable
    >Leveling system is not even hinted about anywhere but its there
    Music is imo one of the best in castlevania series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      even the music is fricked compared to CV1 though because there's less variety

      there's this really cool hack made by this crazy finnish dude that turns the day/night cycle into a palette fade.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and there is a translation patch too. It starts to make sense then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leveling system is not even hinted about anywhere but its there
      WHAT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, there is a leveling system. The game just pauses randomly, screen flickers and you get full health. Its your level up, you cant track it or see what level you are but you do more damage. I think max level is 7?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least the soundtrack elevates it. Something that can't be said about Harmony of Dissonance.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong, the translation completely screwed over the western release.
    Good music though.
    A cheap little remake of htis would be kinda cool.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this video is older now than simons quest was when he made that video.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that the dust has settled literally what the frick does james do in his life that makes him busier than a coal miner

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that saying X sucks is so deep in our slang that most people do not even think of the implication.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best castlevania game on the NES.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated it but I've come to enjoy games that attempt to follow it more than I do metroidvanias now, when I used to really enjoy metroidvanias.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick avgn was the comfiest thing to watch as a kid on israelitetube. i don’t care that he’s become a bald guy he’s still a great bro

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d answer your question but I’m out of time

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best vania out of the three first ones with pure gothic horror atmosphere instead of wacky disneylandish feeling of the second and the third game. Americans just have shit taste when it comes to Castlevania.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a divisive game. Some people hate it and others love it. I think it is a very good game. I think many people would have much fonder memories of the game if the translation wasn't botched.

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