This game sucks, you boomers lied to me

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, you suck.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >console shooter
    That didn't tip you off?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    emulate it honestly. you'll be thankful you did. get 4x resolution and 60FPS

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >60fps
      Looks nice but breaks the game in emulation
      You’re better off playing the remaster if you want better frame rate and resolution

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You’re better off playing the remaster if you want better frame rate and resolution
        It’s a preference of mouse and keyboard, can I get those going through the remaster?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait nvm, I didn’t realise there was a program made specifically for perfect dark and goldeneye for mouse support and 60fps at 4K
          That’s pretty neat

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s pretty neat
            Yeah, they're very fun. There's a few nicks to GD's emulation like the KF7 shooting faster, but the controls transfer over so well I that I wish they weren't console exclusive at the time.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    you had to play it with friends 20 years ago, OP.

    Nowadays zoomers think multiplayer means "play online with complete strangers you quickly learn to hate".

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have nothing but good memories of the game op. sorry its not your cup of tea

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never played the original but the XB360 remaster is fricking excellent. It's about as good as a console FPS can get, especially without all that homosexual bunnyhopping, sprinting regenerating health, etc., bullshit designed for 8 year olds with ADD.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers deserve permaban

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    stealing enemies' guns is so fun

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no health regen or pickups, just the occasional shield
    >no midlevel checkpoints
    >nonlinear levels
    And this is all post Half Life. Shit went south for console shootan a year later.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another zoomer filtered. Good. Stay the frick away from my N64 games

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off this game is great. i bet you didnt even play anything harder than agent.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was so good that I didn't even mind playing as some dumb bawd. Now that's saying something

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this wasn't a dead give away?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    > four players
    > one hit kills
    > slappers only
    > each time you get slapped, your view goes blurry
    > Length of blurriness can be extended if you get slapped while your vision is blurry
    > blur effect is also some taxing on the N64 shitty hardware, so the framerate slows down the blurrier everything gets
    > Literally two minutes later the entire screen is just four squares filled with blurry light and the incredibly slowed down noises of people looking around completely blind trying to karate chop each other

    Perfect Dark was shit. Even in completely normal situations (firefight in a tunnel in an office building with some guards, etc) the game would be more than happy to switch from frames per second to seconds per frame.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, very overrated. Doom is good though.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom is good though
      Baby first PC fps.
      Every other 90's shooter btfo it.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based Buildchad.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect dark for example does not, which is the one we are discussing lol

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    well what are you gonna do about it

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worse singleplayer than Goldeneye, but much better MP. Still, releasing an FPS in 2000 that doesn't let you jump was inexcusable.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the jump thing is a non-issue in games designed without it. people loved the timesplitters games and they were the same.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        What, they still didn't add jumping when they made Timesplitters?

        Holy frick Rare were hacks.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          doom 64 wasn't hurting from it either, and none of the classic doom games feel like they're worse without it either

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    played it again recently on 1964 with mouse support and had a blast. as good as any classic pc shooter. the entire art direction was so on point it really was lighting in a bottle.
    and the music is still good, listened to the ost a dozen more times after playing it and still go back sometimes.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the level designs are boring

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    worst thread on Ganker

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

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