This game takes itself way too seriously, because the MMO devs wanted to be taken seriously.

This game takes itself way too seriously, because the MMO devs wanted to be taken seriously.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally and unironically what the frick do you even mean by that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you not read

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's mad the game doesn't have Marvel quips

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take marvel quips over this inane 30 minute babble

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i like marvel quips
          we can tell, theatric edgekino is wasted on morons like you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >theatric edgekino

            lol and you call others moronic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'll take marvel quips over
              he IS moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll take something last lasts a few seconds over 30 minutes of barnabas' rubbish dialog

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          christ alive that vwas interminable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ramblings of a turn based boomer who was filtered by piss easy "action" combat of 16.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    such a fricking moronic thread
    >this game's tone is serious because the developers want to be seen as legitimate
    that isn't how it fricking works, the tone of a product has nothing to do with public perception of the producer, there's tons of people that produce films intended to be taken seriously yet are regarded as subpar because the films aren't fricking good

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh the mmo cultists are mad

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game spends 10 minutes to explain something that could be said in 2. Slavery is depicted in a comical fashion and the story devolves into Naruto but with politics that are somehow more shallow than a kid's manga.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you're wrong
      i bought a PS5 for this game so it's good

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can tell my how little soul this game has
    the environments are especially fricking soulless

    homies in this thread pretending ye olde english is mature

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the environments are especially fricking soulless

      biggest disappointment for me next to nothing to explore

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good news, turnbased won't be completely dead in DQ and they're making sure it's super easy on your arthritis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turning DQXII into another XVI
      It's over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good thing.
        Between their baby tier games dying and Biden butt fricking their 401k, they might finally realized how much of a drain on society they are and rope.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's over for the franchise I mean. FFXVI flopped.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Too much movie and mashing x like it wants to be turn based.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is happening with these threads does some moron wake up, get plastered then just seethe over ffxvi all day. I see these random shitty threads in the catalogue 24/7

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its like the game is bad or something

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think the appeal of turn based gameplay is ease? You can tell these jackasses don’t play turn based games. If they did they’d realize they are nothing like action games, and their appeal has nothing to do with difficulty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turn based can be hard or difficult but unlike action it's an inherently more relaxed experience. I want my JRPGs to be comfy not try hard like devil may cry where I have to mash to do something I could button press in a turn based game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the other aspects like "strategy" is near non-existent and being used as a part of apologetics for the genre when there isn't enough balancing going on in most JRPGs for you to keep an average person from pressing attack and winning in near peer fights. They do exist but not nearly in enough numbers and throughout gaming history for the stereotype to not exist.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 hour story playthrough
    >literally 20 hours of cutscenes

    i know it's a jrpg and an ff but that's overkill

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