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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tomb raider got rereleased a few days ago and nobody is saying that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did. I said all these things when those games were released

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, sadly.

      Because it's a remaster of an older game and not a competent new one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. They're saying the opposite. Feminists are complaining about how sexist Lara's design is and trying to masquerade around how it's the "controls" and "aesthetic" that hasn't aged well, meanwhile these are the same homosexuals that write articles about QWOP and how it was revolutionary.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sonic Adventure 2 isn't realistic.
    The others are spot on and exactly what Ganker threads would be about

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i am silly

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The complaints are totally right about Pokemon and Mario 2 aside playable princess.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a name for people that are unable to see intent behind actions and can only see the final product devoid of context in a vacuum?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      normie. unfortunately nuchan is infested with them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low IQ, or disingenuous.
      My brain is still stuck in 2009, I see images as moronic as OP's and assume it's meant completely ironically. But it's not, is it...
      Also this lib thing of just... stating strawmans sarcastically. Is embarrassing. They've been using this gimmick for years and they're not bored of it somehow.
      >YES I am the one Matt Walsh warned you about! I am here to give hormones to le kids! I am a groomer lesbian tearing the fabric of society apart!
      Simply narrating what you think your internet enemies believe. This is dumb. Making the internet accessible to normalgays has legitimately ruined the world.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone consense the leftist meme paragraph bricks for me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1st panel
      Says that people would hate Mario 2 because its too different and Peach is playable.

      >2nd Panel
      Compares Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider series to modern garbage. Even though Lara Croft is objectively more likable than 99% of modern female characters.

      >3rd panel
      SOmething about having to buy the same game twice

      >4th panel
      I dunno, I stopped reading.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        too wordy, I will wait for the movie

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    r/gamingcirclejerk raid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is gamingcirclejerk?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the pokemon point has always been valid and I thought that since the inception of this very fricking concept. I don't know how people let them get away with doing that. The only thing that could possibly justify it is the very slight differences in adventures so you could tell your friends what happened in your game, and then the in person trading that was eventually developed. But all of that barely justified there being two versions of the same game released at the same time at the same fricking price point for barely any fricking difference ahhhhhhhhHHHHHH

      they've been raiding, it's an uptick of resetera/reddit users that are rampantly shitposting their dogshit viewpoints.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did anything specific happen to cause an uptick in raiding or is it just random?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unsure. seems to have just been a slow opening of the flood gates as more of them come in to derail threads with intent to capture as many replies as possible using talking points that only people with political brainrot care about.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pokemon has always been about encouraging you to trade with people, thats why there are multiple versions. You dont need more than one. Complaining about this is akin to complaining that you have to walk somewhere to catch pokemon in pokemon GO. Thats the game genius.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's barely enough difference between game versions to justify the split in the first place. it's disengenious to imply the game is primarily about trading when it's a linear jrpg where the real point of the game is to get a decent enough team to clear the elite four and potential post game challenges. I'm glad people make custom roms with everything included on one game version.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's disengenious to imply the game is primarily about trading
            I didnt say that. I said the game encourages trading by making the games different so you talk about it with your friends. To complete the pokedex you are supposed to interact with other people, thats the point not to fricking hack the game so you can get all the dudes. You missed the point

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the one shitlib criticism is straight forward and unemotional
    Hello, my fellow Gankerner.
    >Pokemon
    Those criticisms would be genuine today. They weren't back then because people actually had friends.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those criticisms on the Pokemon box

    Those are all real and were major complaints at the time. I would know. I was 8 years old and me and all my friends complained about them.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I grew up when those games were coming out and not today. You lot are exhausting to deal with. At least the manufactured console wars were fun then and not serious like morons take it now.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leftoids: if this game came out today you chuds would call it woke
    >also leftoids:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Princess recovery
      Are we just supposed to let peach die?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empire building and natural harmony are both right wing?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real Mario 2 filtered NoA and weebs over here would rightly be pirating it and communally trying to figure out strategies to beat it

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are right except the fact that anyone worth anything gives a frick about Sonic

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the same thing about the dual version scam when I was a kid. It was fricking stupid then and its still stupid now.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker would absolutely throw a temper tantrum if this came out today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no really, cuz she's pretty
      its really that simple

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go back to r/Gamingcirclejerk

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left literally happened when it released because i remember me and my friends and boomer family members saying it was the black sheep of the franchise and it was the least liked of them all. It wasn't until in more recent years that people just started looking at it more fondly.

    Top right wouldn't get push back because she's hot and the game is actually good. Also the remastered editions literally just released and everyone loves them.

    Bottom left is genuinely awful, People were saying that since the games released back in the day and adults always shit talked pokemon for brainwashing kids to buy products, even South Park made an episode of it.

    Bottom Right, Shadow's not black and Rouges breasts are her whole personality and character.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how most of the Pokemon criticism is perfectly reasonable lol

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