but it's okay when japan does it
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Does what?
trannies
But he's not a troony, he's just cursed to look eternally like a kid
o-oh no.. what a terrible curse..! Please tell me where he got cursed like that so we may avoid it at all costs! Would be a terrible curse to have!
>Please tell me where he got cursed like that
His mother fricked herself to give birth to him, his sister and now brother
what the frick
I swear, I spent a 100 hours in this game when it came out, beat every boss and yet I have no clue who this character even is. Are all of you getting this stuff from some Youtuber or wiki?
You didn't pay attention/didn't read items description. Malenia's rememberance thing states that Malenia was born with the curse of rot, and Miquella was born as an eternal child. Malenia's blade says that she became the sword of Miquella while Miquella searched for a cure for the rot and Godwyn's undead state. One of the spells you get from a random book says that Miquella abandoned the Golden Order and created the unalloyed gold needles as a way to stop the rot and cut off communication with all the Outer Gods (Including the Great Will). The gear from one of Haligtree knights says that Miquella planted a seed and used his own blood to bloom it, which became the heligtree and a heaven for all that were abandoned by the Great Will and so on.
No one reads those items.
I did
Illiterate idiot.
Not everyone suffers from autopedophilia
does this image trigger you?
UUUUOOOOOOHHHH
SMALL CAR EROTIC
>Tardku RAT
Why can't you fricking browns stay in your containment board?
St. TRINA
Biological woman, just like Radagon is a biological male
They literary tell you they can't tell.
They cant what?
Tell St. Trina's gender.
Female
>St. Trina is an enigmatic figure. Some say she is a comely young girl, others are sure he is a boy. The only certainty is that their appearance was as sudden as their disappearance.
Read the thing on written on your weapons from time to time. This is your cue.
yeah hes the same as marika/radagon
Okay, now prove that as you can prove that Marika is Radagon.
the DLC is here for that
The revelation is that Miquella is St. Trina therefore St. Trina is a boy as you know Miquella is a boy.
Miquella is
St Trina is the girl voice sending you to the Shadow Realm on the trailer to fix himself up
That's their problem, a self solving problem really
Would you think Radagon is Marika by looking at him?
Miquella is probably going to be a total Godfrey like chad
Who crossdresses as St. Trina to replace Marika.
Literally getting you into a parasocial relationship with a fake streamer who you donate souls too so she can buy herself some snacks and lie or whatever women do
Why is the iconic armor in this game so garbo?
ST TROONA
wait a minute I'm confused, isn't miquella the guy in the cocoon? isn't he dead? how is
he's just resting
well he doesn't look young for one cursed with "eternal youth"
Mohg tried to brute force him into growing up, thats why he looks fricked like that
>Mohg
frick that piece of shit
ruining goldilocks shota
Some existing stuff and pre-release bits imply that he seperated his soul from his body in some way
nah, he's the radagodina the goldenorder, brother of rhannila the ungolden who was banished to lands below with radagan the silver and rhenalas the radagolden. Damn i love this lore!
>Damn i love this lore!
This but unironically
>america out of nowhere
kekaroo
Vyke armor isnt
>Vyke armor isnt
wasn't in the trailers.
But I suppose Vyke armor is protagonist tier.
Wasn't on the trailers but it's on the cover and almost all promo material
It's way better than the furry armor
Elden ring lore be like
Didn't the two of them get in a motorcycle accident?
no
YES
I remember searching for Yu Yu Hakusho videos on youtube and found those 2 degenerates
People keep saying this but when you first walk in doesn't he literally move in the cutscene? maybe in like a corpse flopping over kind of way but still
the cocoon is basically just a zanzibar forgive me tier bait laid by the elden ring "writers" to lure people into buying the DLC for closure which they won't get.
He is a painting now
Dream land.
The item discriptions about miquella and Godwyn imply that both of them are dreamers. In case of miquella it seems he have an alter ego called St. Trina that wonders in the dream land.
He's not dead, mogh kidnapped him and railing his ass day night until you came in
He's dead. He just lives inside dreams.
What's interesting is the line that Marika discovered the dream world first.
And its her bed that it exists within.
>he is not troony he just looks like someone who has never been exposed to a drop of testosterone
hmm where have I heard this tale before.....
>she is not 12 she just looks like 12
ah
>a kid is troony
You should unironically have a nice day, xitter tourist
a man cursed to look like little girl yep
Most kids look pretty androgynous until puberty.
you would know
You'd frick him too dumbass, get off ur highhorse
Miquella is a boy, moron
Miquella ending?
>Miquella explaining to combat autist what it means for him to take him as lord.
>Ranni when she realizes she's been cucked because combat autist is too them to read the room.
That's it, time to ditch the doll and become the trap's consort
Do you even know what a troony is? He's not a troony, just an extremely androgynous dude.
Yea he is just a dude who looks like a girl just that instead of estrogen and puberty blockers it's le magic.
He's a dude stuck as a kid, moron
Yes magic blockers.
trannies want to become women
Miquella is stuck as a kid
i really dont understand what you discord trannies are trying to do here, screams of desperation
>Black wahmen are okay when Japan does it
Japan
>black women are allowed to have long hair
>be feminine
>be waifus
West
>not allowed to have long hair
>have to act tough and masculine
>girlboss
Eastern:
>draw a cute girl
>make her skin dark
Western:
>draw an ugly black girl
It's that simple. Good looking black women exist IRL, but somehow they're never in western vidya, it's always just Debra Wilson.
can't promote unrealistic beauty standards in a fake video game
yeah, they just look white but are dark skinned so they are hot
it works the same way in real life, the only pretty black women have white features
she looks like she fricks human men
Agreed
This
That's a tanned med
shes brazillian and 22% african
so basically a med
The whole game plot revolves around killing women if you didn't notice, it's a homosexual game through and through
What about that poor guy boss doing the funny yell tho?
A simp
If only western games went hard on femboy aesthetic.
Japan motive: Bussy
USA motive: You vill accept the troony agenda you evil white man.
You do realize that in older time periods, that is how boys were dressed?
Japanese traps aren't equivalent to alphabet homosexuals because Japanese traps are unnaturally feminine.
This is why trannies seethe about them so much and always go
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Trannies seethe about them because they see them as "unrealistic standards" they can never measure up to which is literally the fricking point of them because traps were always meant to be a thing of fiction.
>4 fingers on that hand
AI still useless
el morono supremo
Not AI. Take your meds. 4 fingers+thumb is called human anatomy
One quick search shows that isn't drawn by ai..
fricking moron
>zero sense of perspective
brain still malfunctioning
>americaposting this hard.
i bet that you think that if you were to close your eyes you would magically vanish.
really homie?
Explain all the trannies that express themselves through cute anime pictures as a profile picture then.
They want to corrupt anything that has beauty
A lot of western trannies were too stupid to understand this and were baited in transhit by anime though
Japanese do it because they wanna frick a cute twink. Americans do it for political reasons
So now we're supposed to believe that pic-related is a man? I don't understand.
>So now we're supposed to believe that pic-related is a man?
No
If I was Marika, I would frick myself also.
I want to see them frick
Please re-add the quest where you heal Malenia, Miyazaki
>but it's okay when japan does it
Where are the feminine boys in western games?
japs do it because they just want to
burgers do it to pander
big difference
also, cute traps/femboys>>>>>>>>ugly trannies/dykes
Miquella a cute!
Eastern
>draw a boy
>is a boy and not trans
>just has long hair
>doesn't really act effeminate in their portrayal
Western
>draw a boy
>if they don't look or act overtly masculine it means they are a troony
>doesn't really act effeminate in their portrayal
homie he literally has an entire girl alter ego with its own religion
Eastern:
>draw a cute girl
>call it a boy
Western:
>draw a man with long hair
>call it a girl
Yes, it is. They're not pushing an agenda and worshipping mental illness.
Exactly, this is the difference between art and propaganda.
Who is this narcissistic abomination and why is she pretending to do sign language
>sign language
It's a TikTok/zoomer meme. I don't remember her name.
>TikTok
vile and abhorrent place
it's a code for masturbation
>is a man
>hates men
>is a israelite
>hates israelites
>is german
>hates germans
that would be the antichrist right there. luckily most of them only check off the first two boxes
T. Blair White supporters.
I neither know nor care who that is.
You guys are something else, you and some redneck inside a trailer in the middle of nowhere Missouri are soul brothers.
>redneck inside a trailer
Yeah frick poor people very based
You're either poor and coping or have never been around poor people to know how deeply, deeply unpleasant it is to interact with them.
>imagine not living free in a trailer in the middle of nowhere with a gaming pc, running water and a convenience store 50m away from your trailer
I pity you Black person. You'll never know the beauty of a chill life.
You are anything but chill. Seething is your job.
I don't irrationally hate rednecks like you have been conditioned to, but I don't see how me not caring about some random internet person has anything to do with them
Are you from Poland or something? I made a point on isolation so don't play the "irrational hate" bullshit with me. You sure care a lot about irrational hate.
You just hate people who don't think like you. Be honest about it.
Broad as frick generalization, as if I'd hate someone who likes a different pizza topping. Not even the point.
>Food analogy
You are at "that" point already so why do you even bother with it.
>Replying to my bait
Yes that's why I told you, you were already "there".
Yes I'm sure you weren't trying to be insulting with the redneck comparison
I can compare to you to something else to not hurt your sensitivities like a clam.
I don't irrationally hate clams either
Yes, you missed the point even harder or maybe we are at "that" stage.
american put little boys in leotard and make them fight criminal(robin)
You stopped showing pics of the western counterpart because it will always be some la creatura el horible
He is actually a 3000 year old dragon princess
go to a metal fest & every powergay look and dress like that, and trust me you don't wanna frick with them
It's ok when anyone does it, boys are made to be fricked by bwc
>it's okay when japan does it
Unironically, yes. If a Jap studio does it (barring the westernized ones like Capcom), they're doing it for some narrative reason. If a western studio does it, it's because some blue haired art director insisted upon it, and serves no other purpose than for its own sake.
In this case, there's a meaningful reason Miquella looks like that.
>If a western studio does it, it's because some blue haired art director insisted upon it, and serves no other purpose than for its own sake.
>muh narrative reason
what kind of troony logic is this?
this is the biggest cope i've seen
you gays praise jap devs for including shit for the sake of it
He's right, cuckold. Miquella is not a troony, he's a shota
lusting after kids again, troon?
>no u
lmao
>troony can't read
typical
Have you ever seen the body shape of Asian men? Why do you think Thailand ladyboys are so fricking popular? They run with a genetic advantage in the homosexual arms race.
I'm so glad this insane trooncord is suicidal so we don't have to deal with this for very long.
They tried saying Luigi is trans yesterday, they are mentally unwell.
Wh-wh-why are you being so hurtful? Don't you know we have very sensitive people here? Why can't you be nicer?
I'm not being hurtful. I'm talking about how glad I am right now
You are glad about someone's pain, that is cruel and hurts feelings.
That's fine with me since I'm in a good mood right now.
Fine, but know you are making this anon uncomfortable
Probably not. Thanks for conceding though.
Probably yes, you admitted to not caring.
I'm still thanking you for the concession. I'll think about if I accept it or not over the next few days.
>I'll think about if I accept it or not over the next few days.
This makes no sense, you contradicted yourself.
Please stop trying to start an argument. I'm still not decided on accepting your concession or not.
You are reading something while thinking of a different thing. You already agreed to it yet now are backpedalling on your own statements. You left me out of the discussion. You are not in agreement with yourself.
No I thanked the anon for conceding, now I'm musing on whether to accept or not.
I really don't like conversing with ESLs.
You are being like this
>Yes I am like this thank you
So you are like this
>No I am not sure if I am like this
You are confused. Sort yourself out.
qt
Me on the right.
Do we have confirmation if this happens prior to or after the burning of the Erdtree?
No. Might happen in some sort of dreamworld-but-not-really or something if the cocoon is how we access the DLC
One of the interviews states there is no time travel, the shadow land is just an isolated location you warp to.
>Weebs worship troons and gaslight themselves into thinking it isn't troonyshit
I wonder why this is so common?
It's funny how you just said what you're trying to do
>I'll get these weeb eggs to hatch by telling them they are gaslighting themselves
Won't play if Miyazaki won't allow me to marry Miquella.
I really think they are going to offer to the player Miquella's hand in Marriage. Everyone is going to lose their fricking mind. Would be unprecedented. Personally I would marry Melina but the global backlash of Miquella would be way too funny. Imagine the headlines.
He might be one of those Femshep players
Everyone is a troony using the introonynet to post on 4troony coordinated with botroony-netrannies with discordtroony servers to shill troony postrannies to other trannies to become even trannier.
woman here
we love cute little boys too
only trannies hate them
This
Most are newbies
It's okay, reliable sources say that he can still get pregnant, so it isn't gay!
I'd make him a girl
You think in spirit world/shadow land Miquella will act as the grace visitor giving info or what? Is he pulling a mastermind or trully good
Yes, i think St Trina will be the maiden of the shadow realm since the DLC can be played after burning Melina
st Trina is miquella
Are /misc/tards unfamiliar with the concept of traps? Or femboys as moronic zoomers call them.
I'll never forgive reddit demons for tricking normies into complaining that trap is a slur.
Where have you been for the past 3 years?
>Sharty got bored of SMTV shitposting
>Finally found out about miquella
Otokonoko is a fine londstanding Japanese tradition.
yes unironically
what the frick is bussy
boys don't have a pussy
Does he sit like that to protect his boy hymen?
>its a cute boy but dressed as a girl
That's it. And that's the fricking point. No epic philosophical backstory about fighting the gender war or moronic narcissistic story about bravely "coming out". Miquella won't tell you on every step on the way about his sexuality or why he dresses the way he does. He's a boy dressed as a girl. Why? Because Miyazaki loves boys dressed as girls. That's fricking it, nothing else matters. That's why it's unironically okay.
True post
>Miyazaki loves boys dressed as girls
and their barefeet.
Kuro? bare
Gwyndolin? bare
The man loves feet and doesn't discriminate.
Bingo
I guess it's finally time to play elden ring.
>Japan: this is a cute innocent little boy *Greek/Roman shota aesthetic* but he is not for sexual, do not sex
>West: Look at this ugly troony pedo mutt creature thing, frick white people BLM troon pedo flag
Japan understands that everything is ok when it's done for cooming purposes.
Westerns make the most ugly,vile and disgenic characters and expect us to pay 70 dollars for it.
i can save him
He's probably a c**t.
Not because he "manipulates" people, but because he abandons the waking world to flee into dreams.
Isn't that what you do with video games
reddit-tier gotcha senpai
It's not a gotcha you homosexual it's literally what you do, you're literally wasting your life
Wow? Like posting on an underwater basket-weaving forum?
See how easy it is you fricking midwit?
His body is a fricked up mess thanks to Mohg, so retreating into dreams more than makes sense.
Wdym i know many ladies who love Griffith
Full femboymode is fun because you make some girls feral and others completely turned off.
Daily reminder this game was written by a Westerner.
No it wasn't. GRRM handed Miazaki a single page of notes and then went back to not writing game of thrones
grrm only wrote the lore prior to the story
>uuuh ermmmm some guys killed each other and there was a goddess
>but she was secretly hermaphroditic
>thanks for the check
japan does bussy justice