This is a "Godddes" from the critically acclaimed FFXIV also known as FF14. What do you have to say to that?
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This is a "Godddes" from the critically acclaimed FFXIV also known as FF14. What do you have to say to that?
Fujoshi trash game that kills off any attractive characters or sidelines them other than the two they're unable to do so for (Y'shtola and Alisaie)
Y'shtola only sticks around because Yoship has forbidden get from actually dying. Otherwise she would have actually stayed dead by now. Alisaie is a writer's pet who about the only girl acceptable by fujos who isn't a lala.
the real shtola is long dead, all that remains are my animated cum golems
Other way around, if Y'shtola wasn't popular, most of her fake out deaths wouldn't happen to begin with. Because none of them were ever believable to begin with. None of them were moments that felt like some writer genuinely said "Yeah, this would be a good moment to kill a main character" and then pussied out. They felt like moments where they felt something needed to happen so they randomly shot bullets at her to make people panic before revealing it was a plastic toy gun.
Never said she wasn't popular, though if I recall she didn't place all that well for a scion in the last big poll. Granted jap polls are generally dominated by women and the largest portion of the male vote probably went to Venat but still. Point is that she gets a pass to stick around by Yoship.
>though if I recall she didn't place all that well for a scion in the last big poll.
She was only behind G'raha. The "issue" (if you can even call it that) is that all of the Scions were further down than usual in the latest poll because all the ancient characters went right to the top spots.
Was there any thought behind this post or did you actually manage to type out a whole sentence entirely on reflex?
>are you going to turn on you errrm RP status?
what do you say?
"Bend over."
NEVER.
I want to frick that bunny!!!
>Oh okay
>[turns on RP status]
>*inhales*
>TO THEIR TRESPASS
>WE ARE WITNESS
>HERE TO PASS THIS
>FINAL SENTENCE
>NO FORGIVENESS
>NO DELIVERENCE
>ONLY JUSTICE
>ONLY VENGEANCE
>*inhales*
>WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLS UNBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDINGGGGG
>FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITH UNNEEEEEEENDIIIINGGG
>SWOOOOOOOOOOOOORN DEEEEEFEEEEEEENDIIING
>OUR STEEL SHALL SING!!
>[turns RP status off]
Nice booba. I like it.
>Godddes
cute bnuy
>Godddes
those are triple Ds alright
I'm betting 100% that they are either made from the planet to deal with dynamis or Azem made a solution to bypass and beat Meteion at her own game by creating the 12 tweleve (13). And the 13th member of the twelve is the Shoebill.
what? we already have hints they are just the random npcs at elpis
The gods are blessed
I love my home city's goddess
Nymeia was better
>giant Menphina
Oh, ring of ice. have mercy upon me. Any art that depicts the goddesses as normal sized is trash.
source?
@sikiso_soso
>Nymeia
You’ll always be second fiddle to her brother.
Translation?
That a cute catgirl art for once
incest baby.
such a naughty goddess... acting this way to an adult..!!!
>people call this a e-girl
>when she has breasts the size of her head
Normalgays don't know what e-girl is, what else is new?
Dumb fricking ironic dickygay go back to twitter.
>Nophica
Don’t care; I’m Menphina’s little pogchamp and I just want her to hold me like and say she’ll have mercy upon me.
Menphina's feet could use a good massage to warm them up haha
She's bigger than that
>no one remembers azeyma anymore
who?
https://vocaroo.com/1kCJ302wQsJg
https://vocaroo.com/16ZzocVy4C9d
https://vocaroo.com/1kizSOOmsuaU
You motherfricker.
This is my answer
Nymeia best girl
{Looking to Meld Materia}
NICE.
Frickin christ grab the weed whacker for that shit.
Holy moly
my goddess... please let me experience... the floss of knowledge...
I hope the 7.0 graphics update is good. I have a feeling that it will be overhyped, but if they can at least improve all the ARR/HW gear, the character models and the cities I'll be happy.
I knew from day 1 I'll end up using 3rd party shaders anyway. Having nice native shaders for regular gameplay will be nice though.
Your game looks stupid as hell with your moronic shaders and blur. Must suck having no taste, but at least you have your own personal containment chamber of subhuman suckery.
Cope WoWBlack person
>i've been served only shit up to now but the next serving will be good, for sure!
No? It's a good game.
Uh oh, looks like you forgot to give that anon the (You) he earned
No need to thank me
They'll update the models only,gay. And you know it. They might add more shit for backgrounds like a new wooden box or some shit.
Hoping for a butt slider and higher resolution on older gear sets.
no buttslider preasu understand. Americans are afraid of the sex.
My only concern is if 7.0 will break visual mods like Bibo or hair mods for example. I doubt it will but I have a feeling it might be a problem for them.
they probably will break body mods for a bit because the meshes will get updated and subdivided (just look at the face we've seen so far, which has more polygons than the current one)
but it shouldn't be a big deal
Built for big elephant wiener
It looks pretty good in terms of what we've heard.
>Character basemesh updates (see: hyur preview's topology being smoother, ear being considerably better)
>PBR rendering that is completely unlike what we have so far, with actual metallic materials, matte materials, etc.
>(Probably at least partially algorithm-based) texture uprezzing of every asset in the game, including the normal maps, displacement maps, roughness maps, parallax occlusion mapping
>Lighting update, which the overworld especially sorely needs
>Highly improved foliage and opacity map resolution (which is the main thing that drives foliage, but also hair and other free floating cutout components like straps, chains and robes on a lot of gear)
>More environmental clutter (will have to see if it will only apply to new content or if they'll do it in every zone. It looked promising in the preview)
>YoshiP also mentioned that they were working with better environmental effects like fog
There's probably some shit I forgot, but remember that we've only seen a chunk of this so far, from 1 month of development and none of it was interacting with each other yet. We'll only be able to see the true breadth of the upgrades (however good or bad they may be) when we see them all working together in tandem. I honestly believe that a lot of the shit they learned and developed for 16 in a technical sense will be backported to 14 as well.
>No? It's a good game.
Are you a Super Tank?
tbh (to be honest) senpai (family) multipulling doesn't really make a lot of sense before dps get their aoe abilities. and if the tank or healer is a sprout you shouldn't expect it before dusk vigil.
that being said, i can't respect a tank that doesn't go as far as possible if i'm healing. wanna do the basement of haukke manor in one pull? do it. i understand if he's nervous, but thats super little brother energy and it doesn't put any lillies on the meter, if you know what i mean
The AOE damage from the tank alone makes it worthwhile
Damn i forgot about the airship. Any guide on how to bank a lot of mgp? Also is the airship multi seat?
>How to bank a lot of MGP
Do all your Gold Saucer challenge logs every week, enter Lord of Verminion/Triple Triad weekly tournaments, and do fashion report. Make It Rain is the next seasonal event on the docket so prepare for that in June or w/e
>also is the airship multi seat?
4 seater.
Airship has 4 seats
There's not much to making MGP really, just do all the weekly/daily things like TT tournaments, fashion report, lotteries and challenge logs. Then there's Khloe of course
Use the +15% buffs you can get from squadron missions, especially before big cash-outs
Right now you can also farm moogle tomes and buy mgp vouchers
>Right now you can also farm moogle tomes and buy mgp vouchers
Oh yeah that. Guess it's time to brush off the dust from BLU and do some farming
multipulling depending on what classes is incredibly good, RDM especially is a monster for multipulling at low level, and sometimes it's much faster to pull everything and drop an LB aoe on it than waste it on the boss (for example, satasha). and even then tanks in low level dungeons usually do the most damage thanks to AOE
and you want to multipull to spice it up a little, when you are in a level 30 dungeon my brain comes to a fully stops if I get a tank that does 1 pull at a time, it's fricking braindead
If you don't tank like this in every single dungeon you need to stop taking your hormone blockers and have a nice day immediately
Super strain? Heals are strong as hell in this game and tanks have mitigation out the ass. The only time it's an issue is if gear is a concern or enemies do fricky damage that chunks HP.
>when Super Tank dies
never happens
I think I found that healer who was Benefic I spamming in Holminster the other day.
>had a Scholar only using Physick to heal me in Stone Vigil a couple of weeks ago
That was painful.
adlo sucks without recitation
Not only is adlo considerably higher potency than Physick, it's also harder to overheal with it.
and you'll go oom much, much faster, especially in stone vigil
Not my fault that the tank doesn't know how to LOS the ice sprites.
the ice sprites move to melee range and cast. they're not like the ones in the overworld in coerthas
You won't go OOM from using adlo on a trash pack unless the DPS players are literally asleep or you're wastefully pressing it every GCD
UMMMMM
Yoshi pls, I already bought your airship....
late the party but based. i capped my mgp years ago after buying everything too. too bad i quit about 2-3 years ago. but good for you anon.
(You)
Nice
>Balmung
Good to see it’s still the meme server after all these years.
>The durability of one or more pieces of your gear is noticeably low.
Noticeable how? What makes it noticeable?
the stench from your axe wound chokes people in a 10 meter radius
bawd
What got the doomposters and trolls so riled up lately?
FF16 hype
More and more news outlets doomposting about wow
FF14 content patch in 3 weeks or so
Blizzard being sued by netease
game is dying rapidly and just general boredom
>more players than the same point in ShB
>dying
cope
>he posted it again
it always happens when there's any bad news surrounding blizzard
apparently, NetEase is suing Blizzard over the refunds they had to give to players because they had to shut everything down
that's what got them riled up
All things considered I'm pretty sure if it's a US court of law then they'll side with Blizzard anyway because as far as I am aware Blizzard didn't break any licensing agreement or any copyright law, they just couldn't reach a mutually beneficial agreement so the IP owner pulled the plug. The losses NetEase took are their problem, not Blizzard's. If it's a ching chong court, though, Blizz will 100% lose no question about it, the chinks don't even hide their bias.
Wow having rough time = increased ff14 hate.
Good fricking lord Blizzard are getting pounded by the chinese. What the frick made them fall out so hard?
By going woke.
I'm never playing another Blizzard game since all the talent left.
Blizzard went full entitled boomer mode and tried to make Netease foot some production costs as part of renegotiating their contract under the assumption that they would agree to anything to keep WoW running in China.
Kotick being Kotick
So what's the fastest way to farm the new mogstones?
uninstall this trash and play a good game for once in your pathetic life
But enough about WoW
By having fun in FL with your friends
“Please” play rival wings
BLUfarming a dungeon
Cutter's Cry is probably gonna be the dungeon of choice for BLUfarming
lala posters or middie posters, who is more obnoxious?
I enjoy having a general thread up on the general state of this general game in which nothing has generally changed but because I am not welcome in the general forum I need a general thread here
>Crying over video games on a video game board
Did you know you can auto-report a thread for”general rule breaking” by holding shift and left clicking the thread from the catalog? You should try it with this one.
>drop moogle treasure
>put a lvl 80 alliance raid
>before the lvl 80 BLU patch
Fricking Black folk i hate you Shiteenix aaaaa
>Moogle event has all three Nier raids for payout
Yeah no thanks, still cheesing my ilvl to below Copied Factory’s requirement. Yoko Taro can go frick himself.
>still cheesing my ilvl
gay
You're why I don't do that roulette
Nta but blame the chinks who dont know how to fix simple shit.
There's already a "equip the best equipment" for your job they just need to use that for the queue but they're too stupid.
*puts it in chocobo saddlebag*
no way gay
They can make it take into account your sadslebag but they're too stupid to even do that so yeah. Its not happening.
If they implement that into Alliance Roulette I’ll just keep them unequipped and in my retainers inventory or Chico I bag. I will never step foot into another Nier raid again and I don’t care if 23 other people are inconvenienced by it.
Chocobo* bag
But Thats you picking going the extra mile to be a boring gay. Devs cannot control you that far but having the bare minimun to not let the gays just unequipping is enough.
They just need to create an ilvl requirement for queueing for Alliance Raid Roulette based on level.
And if you're 90 and you don't have the minimum ilvl equipped, you don't get to queue.
Yeah, its so easy to fix. I have no idea why they haven't. Its been a problem for years.
Probably not wanting to hear b***hing from people who don't actually wanna more than CT.
Not a problem on JP now stop b***hing
Because the moment they implement that is the moment the 13 or so people that’s still queue for Alliance Roulette will b***h about waiting over half an hour for it to pop since everyone will just drop it like a rock. Please Yoshi, I dare you to give me a reason to not queue; the exp payout is already barely enough as is.
>Reeeeeee you have to run these shitty gimmick raids that are also aesthetically boring and are a slog to go through!
“No”
>not liking ivalice
That's Black person taste right there
I cheese to below Copied Factory’s requirement, not Orbonne. Ridorana is my favorite raid.
Ok you've largely redeemed yourself with that comment.
Crystal Tower raids are all those though, boring, gimmicky, and a slog.
I just directly queue to Dun Scaith, Orbonne Monastery and Tower at Paradigm's Breach during the daily reset time every now and then because I'm so sick of that shit.
going for it right now, let's hope
I put my ilvl to 89 every single alliance raid because frick you
I hardqueued Orbonne today and dragged all the rouletters in, it was fun
i kneel
Doesn't affect me, I was in and out in 13 minutes while beating my dick and not looking at the screen the entire time
SEVEN SHADOWS CAST
SEVEN FATES FORTOLD
YET AT THE END OF THE BROKEN PATH LIES DEATH AND DEATH ALONE
I have to say that her breasts are too small
Sutely if he posts that FFXIV is dying another time like he has been doing since 2015, this time it will finally be true.
>ctrl+f bbc
>0 results
>F3 black
>0 results
so the meme is over?
>Y'shtola's voice.
>Ryne's face.
>Kan-E's religion.
She's like some sort of waifu fusion.
Sex with Lalafells
>mogs your tiny goddess
>green eyed redhead
Checks out.
How long until we get the inevitable literal end point of "till sea swallows all" in the final alliance raid?
The blowjob art just writes itself
cleared p8s
for me, it's her
What are we going to do between 6.55 and 7.0?
Ultimates/BLU raids
If I get bored I'll just unsub for a bit
Shitpist about the game being dead and having no content just like every other wxpansion
turning ourselves into modbeasts
post more
Depends how I'm feeling. Either unsub or DSR + beast tribes.
>beast tribes.
I might play this game but i wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's the worse game i've played but i'm an addict.
its insane how dead the game is. literally everyone i know stopped playing
everyone is just sick of the same shit every patch
and now taking even longer to come out
endwalker has been a disaster for the game
next expansion has to be a pure miracle
Not as good as Venat, but still pretty good.
wow thread died, "dead game rofl *dabs*" poster migrated here
His desperate seethe is fun, so welcome!
>this face is the last thing XIV saw before it died
lmao she's so mad she couldn't get carried through top on her shitty dancer
Don't forget obsessing over Necromancer and utterly failing every attempt
tbf necromancer is next tier autism.
>going from XIV to Genshin
Just wait until she catches up to the "endgame" in Genshin.
qrd?
Genshins endgame is twenty four instanced rooms of increasingly annoying timed combat that resets every fifteen days, the reward for which is enough premium currency for less than a ten-pull per month. Also you can farm artifacts to increase your characters power, but only about five thirty second runs per day with a heavily reduced drop chance for particularly desirable stats. It's very bad.
Almost like the grass is always greener on the other side.
Until you hit endgame.
I wouldn't be so sour about Abyss if there were challenges other than "dps check"
Heck most players don’t even do it, I could do it but floor 12 is annoy so I just don’t
It’s going to take her weeks if not months to get to that point and now she has star rail to play aswell
>monday night
>only 8/10 FC members online
it's over.
Coomer Goddes > any normie god or goddes
would praise
i want everyone to reflect on how old this drawing is
so whats the meta for the event tomes? i got my blue mage ready to go
Tell me something funny that happened to you in a duty recently.
i uninstalled
Generic dogshit obsessed over by coomers and morons because MUH BIG MOMMY MILKIES
>posting a troony
Opinion discarded
>elf female is considered troony now
>that
>female
why did you post one of the worst and most schizophrenic characters in recent history that is only kept alive by pure waifuhomosexualry on both the part of the devs and the playerbase?
Because despite it all she has a character. Nophica is a meme put on a pedestal by coomer degenerates obsessed with the fact that she has large breasts. She didn't even exist outside of vague in game references, concept art, and fanart propaganda for the Twin Adders which humorously enough is the least joined Grand Company in the game across all servers until extremely recently and her appearance in game now is a big fat nothing burger. If you hate Sylvanas for being an example of waifuhomosexualry but praise Nophica you are a hypocrite and a fricking moron.
tl;dr
Nobody cares about your dogshit boomer game or whatever the frick you're crying about
>No one cares about XIV
Yeah I know, that's why it's on the verge of a death rattle.
Nobody cares about Warcraft except actual addicts. Hope you get help for your problem my guy.
Sorry buckaroo, I'm talking about XIV.
Point me in the direction of SE's active playercount numbers.
Not the total subscriptions.
Not the twitch views.
Not the steam charts.
No, not even the third party scraper sites.
Show me official SE released up to date active player counts.
I have played XIV since 2.0, you can sit there an lie all the frick you want to everyone else here but I have seen firsthand how fricking bad XIV has become, and how dead and empty it is.
>she's literally a character
I know, you don't need to repeat what I've already said. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she's not a character. Nophica is not a character. She is a fricking piece of concept art that existed in game as a rock and a few words until they decided "Hey we're running out of ideas, let's just use the gods we completely forgot existed over a decade ago."
You're on some heavy cope, anon.
I wish you luck with that.
Beg for China not to assfrick your favorite company.
Still not talking about Warcraft.
>sylvanas is a character!
>she might change who she is constantly and behave in a manner that doesn't fit said character when we need it for convenience but she is one!
No, she's a plot device. I'm sorry your waifu is trash tier but that's just how it is.
she's a fugly, horsefaced c**t with a nasally granny voice and literally negative charisma too
so not sure what kind of hard copium he's on
>Nophica is a character!
>She might not have existed in any way shape or form for the first 13 years of the game's history but she is one!
No, she's a plot device. I'm sorry your waifu is trash tier but that's just how it is.
Seems rather weird when it's only been growing with every expansion, but sure.
sylvanas isnt a character
she's literally whatever the plot they're trying to push needs her to be at that moment
same for jaina
at least nophica has consistent characterization for how little presence she has had, and that characterization doesn't make you want to tear your eardrums out whenever you hear her speak
>hate Sylvanas for being an example of waifuhomosexualry
Because people only started to simp for her when she was getting more roles and not during times when she just exist. Just like Jania and Alex.
And people only simp for Nophica because her concept art had big breasts. You seem to understand what I'm saying but you are not actually letting it sink in.
>And people only simp for Nophica because her concept art had big breasts
Yes, and? She was recently added to the game.
>ignoring the point
That's what everyone else here has been doing so I figured I'd give it a go. You morons are all too busy trying to make this into XIV v. WoW argument when in reality it's a your waifu is shit statement followed by a bunch of fricking simps trying to defend the fact that they simp over a fricking nothing burger who didn't exist in game for nearly 13 years.
Nophica is shit, Llymlaen is best, and like it or not Sylvanas is more of a character than Nophica will ever be.
>Llymlaen
Who?
>You morons are all too busy trying to make this into XIV v. WoW argument
Projecting.
>Sylvanas is more of a character than Nophica will ever be
Might be true if her story was stopped in Legion, but since BfA and SL happened, that's no longer the case.
>Projecting.
You don't know how to use that term.
Dude, you literally posted the schizo elf.
People like Nophica cause she's a hot giant redhead with big breasts. That's it, and there's nothing wrong with that. Sometimes less is more though, so having a shitty character like Sylvanas that constantly makes the game worse just by her presence is totally different.
The big difference here is that Nophica is a minor character with minimal impact on the plot that people like the design of and draw fanart of.
Sylvanas by comparison is one of the most major characters in WoW and yet she's easily one of the worst written pieces of shit of recent videogaming and has made that game actively worse with her every action.
>UMMMM ARE YOU GONNA TURN ON YOUR TANK STANCE?
no
new doomerkino
I'm a black mage, you dumb c**t of a rabbit.
so far I've never been in a situation where I want tank stance off I have no fricking idea why the game keeps turning it off automatically
when you enter a synced instance it turns off everything, including stance. try it. turn on stance, queue up for leveling roulette, then do a level 90 instance. the level 90 it won't turn off
Gays are aroused by the smell of doodoo because every time they gape each other's anus they get a whiff of poopoo so their brain equates the smell of shit with pleasure, to the point of wearing diapers because their rectum is destroyed.
>tfw no ryne + nophica porn
damn bros its like the perfect combo
Well, yeah, considering Nophica has actual Ryneface.
i know its great
mommy and hebe that look alike, also i fricking love redheads like you wouldn't believe
What the frick is wrong with Nophica's face? She looks like a downie
AHHHHH
I FRICKING LOVE GINGERS
cute
i wish i could find this hair so i can make porn of ryne in it
where big hammers?
What are good jobs for solo eureka orthos?
compared to other DDs, tanks are on the low end because fricking up mechanics is a one shot regardless of your health pool. you get your invuln. paladin is probably the best because you have a on demand stun and the best invuln.
as for healers, scholar is the best as you have a passive hot and ruin 2. white mage is a close second as you have a an on demand stun and high dps
for melee, reaper has the best on demand spike damage and its a lot more viable to do melee since autoattacks aren't as big a problem, though its probably the worst possible pick to go as melee
caster, summoner is the best as you have a shit ton of mobility and spike damage. red mage is ok, but vercure's potency is really obsoleted by how easy it is to get potions
as for ranged, machinist is the go to for the immense amount of spike damage and an interrupt. bard is a distant second as it trades spike damage for an esuna and slightly better self healing
My wife HIlda.
arrogant BRAT finally learned her lesson..too bad it already cost her, the most important thing.
>is going to be the best part of 7.0
say something sweet
I am going to marry Krile.
she's gonna evolve into Terra
You're not going to marry Krile because I am
I don't think I will
>lalashit because they are fujo-approved
Shit taste
Schizophrenic rambling scary and dangerous Anon...
Take your meds!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M FREEEE.
FRICK ALLAGANS
FRICK MIMICS
FRICK MONKEYS
FRICK EXCALIBUR
AND FRICK THE IDIOT WHO THOUGHT MAKING F100 A LONG ASS HALLWAY WAS A GOOD IDEA
>22 seconds left
FRICK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
gz anon
will you wear the title?
Of course, I won't change it unless I get a title from something else that is really hard and I like more (another solo DD or ultimate).
>babbies first DD
grats
Grats Anon!
I have a floor 91 save that I haven't touched in two weeks. I wanted to practice with a group first but they all blow up between 81-90
Thanks. I don't know the pomanders you have or what job you are, but the strategy that worked for me is fight the first 4 floors with the strengths, flights, alterations you have left. And the next 4 floors burn them down with Storms and Dread, and use an Onion Knight for the F99 boss. The run from Excal's death to the end of F100 is around 1:40 if you skip the cutscene and sprint as soon as you are done with the boss so you can get another sprint in F100.
I'm MCH. I don't remember exactly what poms I have but it's 1 storm, 2 dreads, 2-3 flights, 1 serenity, several str/def. Definitely a few alteration, witching and lethargy, as well as a few affluence and fortune. No raisings, but I do have an onion knight
Just started a fresh run to warm up
It should be pretty manageable then. Make sure you have enough Orthos Potions and don't pull more than 1 mob at a time (Unless you intend to nuke the floor quickly). Save the Serenity for really bad triple/double debuffs like No Ability + Gloom/Blinded. If you have clones to spare other than the Onion Knight, you can use them to help you battle through floors with nasty debuffs at a reasonable time. Watch some videos or guides about the mechanics of the mobs and boss until you are sure you won't mess up.
>FFXIV
>Calling themselves gods
Hello I'm the warrior of light and my job is to kill gods. I haven't failed once.
I would prefer to lay that goddess, not slay her.
You're in luck, the god talk is just a red herring.
Gaius was literally right btw
What are gods in ffxiv? what about mommy crystal?
>250 hours of playtime
>I still suck at the game
I'm never gonna make it
Gorgeous BBFs.
>Warcraft gay is the worst kind of tranime poster with objectively abhorrent opinions
Impressive considering the usual tripe that gets posted in XIV threads by fanboys, too.
giantess sex
sex with a giant fairy woman
aaand it's ruined
The giantess fetish is so tainted. 90% of it is either just a slightly different flavor of foothomosexualry, vore, or moronic skyscraper shit that isn't really sexy
I just want stuff where the woman is way, way bigger than the man but not so large that sex is basically infeasible.
You need an Ancientfu.
Being capable of looking at Venat's eyes at the same size is instant orgasm material. Venat is for same size sex.
Well, if she Emets it up, she'll probably be around elezen size. More than compatible.
But if you want to do some "mountain climbing", she can always return to her true size.
FemElezen are around the same height as Highlanders
which is fine, because there's no way you played a filthy middie
right?
... I actually play a thighlander myself
but i like "canon WoL" (meteor) with venat
yes i am mega autistic
>dont talk to me or my little spark ever again
>Ma'am, are you sure you should give your son a knife as large as he is?
I do find it really annoying when people mix in foothomosexualry, vore or similar unrelated fetishes. But a girl so tall she can pick you up in one hand has it's appeal.
>she agrees to grow you back if you can make it to her face
>several hours later and you're still at her feet
Boner aching
>tfw she flexes her toes and teases you about how she knows exactly why you're still 'stuck' down there
>then tells you it's been fun watching you struggle, but she's got things to do and needs to get moving which means you're joining her in her shoe until the next time she can give you another chance to try this little challenge of hers
I hope she realizes that if I'm in her shoe, under her sole I'm going to be cumming over and over until I pass out
She does and she's keeping count so she can give you a punishment for each time
Holy frick
>having to deal with her smug face staring right at you when she finally pulls your limp body out of her shoe and tells you exactly how many times you blew your load in there
Real life isn't fair
Maybe we'll get smug teasing catgirls with shrinking magic in the next life.
Could be an extension of your time spent small even if that's more like a reward or maybe she decides to make you even smaller for a while.
Well I'm gonna embarrass her by calling her Mommy
That gets you bent over her knee. Or finger in this case.
All according to keikaku haha
Say that again after she's spanked (flicked) your ass till it's red.
That's just gonna make me cum again
Then it's her turn to say
I don't think she's ever gonna unshrink me again, I'd be hers completely
How's she gonna punish?
Same size sex
nonconsensual sex with Feo Ul after she shrinks you
Who is talking about WoW?
>Tranime
>Post a FFXIV image
???????
>Get shrunk by Y'shtola.
>Stand in giantess Feo Ul.
>Size difference so big it's like you just unlocked a whole new area.
imagine kissing feo-ul on the lips
here
>come into FFXIV thread
>start talking about WoW for ????
Reasons
Huh?
Because WoW is literally dying so now he's down to just seething about waifus even though WoW characters are awful.
this is b8
nobody but the most deranged forsakenschizos still care about shitvanas in 2023
Criterion is actually fun. Clearing today Savage was a blast.
>tfw i got suktanas shadow day one and all the lalasimps whispered me demanding to know how.
>Finally meet Azem
>It is a textless conversation
>Both taking turns nodding
>We only know that they think scaleless Au Ra are an abomination
I don't want a world where Yugiri does not have her beautiful scales
...why would you even bring up the topic of scaleless au ra?
>not punching other palm THEN nodding.
>Finally meet Azem
>Emet Selch opens the door to the room mid conversation, closes immediately
>finally meet Azem
>it's just the Ancient Shade model with a custom mask
They don't want to upset the lalashitters and the hrothhomos by not having their Azem look like them.
>Implying Azem isn't weird enough to be the only ancient that looks like a huge catman or a gnome and probably the sole reason amaurot banned transformation magics.
I'd prefer to have it be an ancient shade in order to prevent MUH CANON JUAN FANTASSIA shitposting moreso than anything else.
The cannon WoL is a female mooncat. Yoship already confirmed this.
i've seen this claimed for years yet nobody has ever provided a sauce for it
juan fantasia is canon, seethe oc donut steal shitter
I'll be sad when he gets replaced next expansion cinematic because "when are we we getting a female representation in the official cinematics >:'("
He won't.
Tataru is pretty cute
Maybe or maybe not. The question was asked to Yoshida if I recall and he said they'd consider it.
He won't get replaced but there's definitely going to be female Meteor with him to highlight non-masculine jobs.
So what you mean is Zero is going to be in the CG cinematics?
:^)
God, I wish, but it's going to be Krile instead.
Kind of a shame he'll never be a real character like Clive. Just a default appearance to a shapeshifting self-insert type character.
I'm not one of the "METEOR IS THE ONLY CANON FRICK EVERYTHING ELSE" posters but I still don't like the idea of him being replaced at all. I don't know about other people but I've grown attached to him. Feels like some unofficial Scion character who has been there all along for our adventures. Enough that I don't like just ditching him just because.
I do see him as the canon WoL, but I am also RPbrained and used to not making my character "THE CHOSEN ONE."
At best, I consider my character a skillful Dragoon doing what they do to make their part of the world better while Juan's out there doing the actual WoL shit.
That's incongruent with the direct gameplay narrative that thrusts you into the MC role, though, of course.
(Also his ShB look was the best)
He looked so young in 1.0.
ARR:
Y'shtola
Lyse
>HW:
Nanamo (la forma muerta)
>SB:
Lyse
Yugiri
>ShB:
Y'shtola (La forma matoya)
Sineater
Dancer
Random passerby number #3213
We're good, Juanbros
He can’t be replaced yet because he has to job change to MCH when we go to the New World so he can role play as a cowboy.
Based. I'm looking forward to cowboy Juan.
I also would like to see Summoner Juan who brings the now chill primals into the trailers.
We're going to meracydia next expansion 100%, perfect time for Juan Summoner
>Caster as poster job
You wish.
I could see RDM as a poster job because of its half melee status plus it being classic FF iconography.
There is no canon WoL, not even Juan
FFXV - bearded brunette stoic MC (Old Noctis)
FFXVI - bearded brunette stoic MC (Clive)
FFXIV - bearded brunette stoic MC (Meteor-kun)
Did any of you do even a single yellow quest in elpis?
>Finally meet Azem
>He's white no matter what your character's skin color is.
Imagine the outrage
already lost with emet being xehanort in his real life
sex with ryne
Non 5.5 newbies, what content have you guys been doing the past few months? I log on jump around the FC house then alt tab.
Soloing Orthos and pvp.
working on Factions right now with my rit but using just henchmen is suffering
Jump into Nightfall as soon as you can to grab the 4-5 heroes they give you right off the bat, then go back into Factions.
This conversation just made me realize WoL didn't return to his time with the same size he had on Elpis.
this used to be normal video game character design
>tfw all you want from 7.0 is some obscure viera tribe that has really big lasses and smaller lads
I don't want to hear any shit from you fricks, proper balance means you need to have the opposite end of whatever you implement and the au'ra females compete with fricking lalafell in height while the males are both gigantic and gay.
Therefore big female bunnies that are not gay and short lads must exist. It's a balancing feature.
THOU SHALT WALK
I love her so much, I fricking hate it.
You are a 100% correct.
THOU SHALT WALK
>Hydaelyn's purpose was to teach mankind how to live with and push back against despair
>Trancers reject her entirely and are some of the most doomer people in the fanbase at the moment
Heh... maybe they should've listened to her.
It'd be complete metakino if Trancers end up quitting XIV for good, delivering us not only a good and hopeful future in the game's narrative but outside of the game as well by filtering morons.
neither Venat nor the Convocation were wrong.
Venat's dumbass plan only had a 1/13 chance of success because she refused to adequately prepare Eorzea for the task while the Convocation clearly had no idea what to do with dynamis (because of the lost memories)
give me genocide mommy
>when manlets project
>Actually created 13 other worlds and just depowered you
>Genocide
Anon that's the opposite. Still a fricking waste though because after the end Hydaelyn would have been very busy repopulating the shards.
Emet confirmed we have absolutely nothing to do with the actual ancients
it was genocide
and genocide is based
"We" are also a gorillion generations away from ancients too, he literally explained what Sundering does and is contradicting himself like the stage clown he is. She did not kill the ancients, she just nerfed them. The ancients faded away after one of his moronic underlings ordered his bird to commit genocide.
>She did not kill the ancients
cutting your soul into 13 pieces that have zero recollection of you past or anything outside of vague personality similarities is essentially killing
should've thought about it before they turned into a suicide cult
>suicide
wasn't the plan to kill off the other races to restore their own?
The plan after the second sacrifice is unclear because the only direct source of information is a weaselly worded Emet construct who just uses vague terms like "vitality" and "the star's life energies."
Everything hints at the fact that the Ancients were just basically getting addicted to solving all their issues with sacrifices. Be that their own, or other cultures, or newborn.
And yeah, post-Sundering, the remains of the Convocation (the Ascians) obviously continued that in their own way, except using the Sundered.
Frick you. Seriously frick you. Did you know that I to go to fricking THERAPY because of what Venat did to the ancients? Seriously who the frick can you simp for this monster?
Q UP RIVAL WINGS
When the tomestone event starts.
Anon... It's already happening we've been enjoying Rival Wings all day.
If it's not popping in your DC check other DCs all regions are going at it.
Anon..? It started 12 hours ago.
Doesn't start for me until I get out of my wage cage today.
I qued, says 6 min wait time amazingly.
Sex with this cat plz
Maybe (also we won)
Average lamia cat.
seal rock day, im 12 wins away so rival wangs can get fricked till tommorow
Ok
Nah people are way too sweaty and ragey.
I'm gonna fricking say it.
I'm gonna say what we've all been thinking but didn't dare to say.
I'm gonna fricking say THE TRUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Meteor looked better as a DRK than a PLD.
>I wonder how people would still feel about Venat if she were physically ugly
*DROPS MIC*
Your response, Venatori Cultists?
Would still like her.
Et toi, Baragay-kun?
I wonder how people would feel about Gaius, Zenos, Emet-Selch and Hythlodaeus if they were physically ugly.
I think Emet is kinda ugly
He's a bit of a ratman, but he's not physically unattractive. He just has this "gaunt, older man" appeal.
The trooncer is kind of projecting his shallowness.
I would still think Venat was based if she were physically unappealing. I just wouldn't want to frick her with the wildness of a rabid animal. I can love a character without wanting to frick them (just look at Dulia-Chai), it's just even better when the character is one I would want to go balls deep in and breed until she taps out.
>I can love a character without wanting to frick them (just look at Dulia-Chai), it's just even better when the character is one I would want to go balls deep in and breed until she taps out.
Frick me I wish more people understood this idea instead of reducing every argument I ever make in favor of a female character to just "YoU jUsT wAnT tO frick hEr!!1!"
It's funny how this question is never reversed. Gaius is also handsome. Do we now just assume that anyone who likes him doesn't actually like the character?
Yes.
replace hope with social darwinism
for the longest time i didnt know signatures were still a thing on their forums. I must've turned them off manually because one time i got logged out for inactivity after not visiting for months, came back and got the default experience and it was grotesque
Yeah if Venat looked anything like his girlfriend I'm sure nobody would still be simping for her.
lads is there a plugin that lets you change appearance and is able to maintain it even after moving through different instances? I have glamourer but it seems old and resets your look after each loading screen
What is wrong with her hand?
bad case of ligma
hope she gets better soon
what's updog?
Steve Jobs ma balls
She has to wash the dishes constatly too stay pure
Use fixed designs in glamourer
thanks turns out im a brainlet
Lyse
WoL's canon wife
Best girl
>UCOB and WR
Perfection, could be cleared through DF like all savage fights in their relevancy, although required more dedication
>TEA
Autism starts rearing it's head, but everyone pretends this is ok due to le spectacle cutscene you have to see every time
>DSR and TOP
Completely lost the point of what ultimates were supposed to be, have now become a test of knowing the right people instead of your own skill as a player
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can not.
Women wearing their husbands' armor.
I'm going to jerk it to all this Y'shthola size talk, later
Personally, I'll go jerk to the idea of smug Y'shtola teasing me.
Have fun.
Something she's probably known ever since she noticed you get a boner while you were shrinking in front of her.
HOOEE DONT SHE LOOK PURTY
>WoL keeps same appearance as SHB for EW
This right here was the first red flag for 6.0. I knew something off the moment he showed up in the trailer with his "iconic" SHB look while Emet also narrated. 1.0-4.0 and 5.0-6.0 may as well be two different games.
Why are ARR zones so vastly superior to all the new (HW+) ones
They were made with SOVL (no flying). Every new zone since has to be a big area of fricking nothing to justify flying.
designed to be walked in instead of flown over.
unless you design a game with flying in mind from the ground up, it's always a mistake.
I like HW zones because theyre big ass huge and still have interesting things to see, besides coerthas west.
Sea of clouds is really an amazing and pretty area even if people only explore like 40% of it
Where's Coerthas East?
1.0
its going to be the next eureka for 7.0
Whats her endgame
non gendered bunnies and pixies
Making Ganker seethe the same way Koji did.
What's yours?
Can I frick her? I've never touched XIV
There is no sex ingame (that you can engage with, they actually kinda love putting in implied rape as a plot point). On the other hand, the devs said you can totally headcanon your character having sex with most of the cast that's close to the MC and they won't write anything to contradict it, and Nophica does sound pretty fricking attached to the MC.
Also frick anyone who headcanons fricking Amelliance or other actually married/in stable relationship women, there's a fricking limit you dipshits.
My femWoL fists Ameliance to scraming orgasm when Fourchenault is at work and there's nothing you can do to stop that from being real.
S T O P
T
O
P
I'm just trying to make it less horrible. If Fourchenault is into it and Ameliance likes to humor his fetishes and gets into it as well. No harm no foul.
It's a very wholesome comic.
People may hate any and all form of cuckolding, but I think this type has some appeal, to be honest.
Something very endearing about a married guy having that fetish and the partner going along with it and ending up enjoying it as well.
Yes. That is cute.
Whereas actual infidelity sucks and Ameliance doesn't seem like the woman to do it.
I don't care about Ameliance, but maybe Fourchenault is into swinging?
Too late. The twins call me Daddy now.
Good man.
I only have sex with Elezen hebes
pass the sauza elezens need more love
https://mega.nz/folder/f6ZQkASL#PB-zjKpj9BPuvPMIpxuY9Q
?! so bright!?
Based. Gankeralt being a loving family man who simply wanted to do what he felt was possible caused so much seething with the xiv fanbase. Like they couldn't fathom why Ameliance loved him so much.
Based. Me an Alisaie banging so much throughout expansions that it is becoming increasingly harder to hide it is now canon.
>Garuda defeat sex is canon
>wienerblocked by Ultima Weapon
>Sex Garuda during her second attempt of being summoned
>Sex Garuda again when her high priest sperged out
>Make sure all extreme and ultimate version retellings of Garuda's fights have lots of sex on screen
>One of them has reverse rape to make up for the dbz tier difficulty spike
>Hit 90 as SMN
>100% Garuda Sex 24/7 the nanosecond I'm left alone after the credits
good.
Yes. If you feel that way, it's canon.
Now make gpose pictures that look like actual ingame cutscenes with ingame dialogue boxes to make it more real-er-er.
EL SOURCE?
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/15861619/post/58626181
based fellow garuda enjoyer smnbro.
Cant wait to resub on next patch to do BLU and make 50 more garuda scenes with my char since i figured out how to actually pose her model
>since i figured out how to actually pose her model
Yeah it's called downloading ktisis
idk what ktisis is, all i know is anamnesis and posing her extra bones manually is a pain in the ass
Up your modbeast game with real posing tools
https://twitter.com/chirpxiv/status/1639786580331184131
damn someone finally had enough brains to make a dalamud powered posing overlay? fricking sweet
and remember, primals do retain memories between summonings, even if their summoner's mentality changed them in some way
she's your on-again-off-again primal hotwife
>primals do retain memories between summonings
Wait, so does that mean when we summoned all those primals to power the Ragnarok, they all were aware who they were helping?
That actually makes that scene even better for me.
livingway mentions it when talking about how ascians taught a shitty tempering variant of creation magic yeah
Did you forget Garuda herself b***hing about helping us before getting BTFO'd by Susano?
I thought she was just b***hing about having to help in general.
She was.
>on-again-off-again primal hotwife
>off-again post 90 SMN
She's not going back to the lifestream again and it's very possible that we're never leaving my room again too.
Anon...
Emerald Garuda is your Carbuncle boosted up on Garuda aether... She's not the real primal...
Good, so I can frick a submissive Garuda in front of Garuda to piss her off one more time.
I really hope they let us egiglam to the lvl 90 summons and Bahamut/Phoenix
They will. The material rendering will also change so that will help.
no.
but the story is written in such a way by the devs that its plausible that pretty much any named character can be in a relationship with your character. you even have the producer's blessing to marry one of the 2 17 year old twins
That was hilarious, and based.
Twitter was a bit upset about that too.
there is no romance in game but virgin neetweebs like to fantasize
As
said: there is no real sex or set in stone romance. Their stance is: "we're going to make it ambiguous enough and you get to fill in the blanks where you want." If you feel your WoL fricks Y'shtola every night, that's canon (4 u), if your WoL visits Yugiri once every 3 months for steamy onsen-sex, that is too. If you feel your WoL mating pressed Venat in the flowerbeds of Elpis, etc. Etc.
Basically: make up your own headcanon, the writers are totally fine with that. But they won't actually do anything ingame to give you like a dating sim.
It has its up and downs, I guess.
>there is no real sex or set in stone romance
apart from Lyse. you have to be a complete autist to not understand what that scene and achievement meant.
Trust me there are dense frickers who didn't get it at all.
Do we know when the next patch is coming? I still need to do pvp still for the armor.
In about a month, give or take?
never. game is in maintenance mode until eos
They were asking about FFXIV, not WoW, anon.
meds. there are no more expansions so end of service announcement soon
Been debunked.
>DEBOOOOOOONKED IM DEBOOOOOONKIN
No it wasn't
Prove it.
you said it was debunked so its on you to prove it
Wasn't me actually, but you're the one who took the original statement out of context, so you need to provide additional proof to your claim of no more expansions.
here
>No expansion packs planned
...For this fiscal year.
You conveniently ignored this reply for some reason:
>...For this fiscal year.
That's nowhere in the image, your coping so hard you're imagining things.
I've fed this moronation enough. Yoshida has openly talked about what's coming in 7.0.
.0 patches are expansions. I will enjoy your cope when it's announced officially in July.
proof?
where
>For this fiscal year
written?
If the entire document is about the upcoming fiscal year, it doesn't need to say so on every single slide. You don't need to open up a calculus textbook to a random chapter and then wonder if this chapter is related to calculus
I've read it and there's actually nowhere mentioned that it only applies to this fiscal year
6.0 might be the final expansion with 7.0 being a regular patch with reshade and nothing else, followed by maintenance mode/EoS
I think you're just trying to cope with the death of your own shitty mmo
?
It's ok anon, the game had a decent run. But it's over now
>making up fanfiction about another game to cope with the death of your own
Your mental derangement is reaching new and unparalleled heights.
Too bad XIV is doing better than it ever has before.
That's cause all you have are cherry picked slides that you can purposefully take out of context
The anus of proof is onto you
Not when your claim is backed up by incorrect information.
Prove it, loser, or stop coping
Already did. Your trolling is extremely low effort.
Where? Why would some literal who's words on Ganker hold more weight than Square itself saying there are no more expansions
My uncle works at Final Fantasy, and he gave me a special build of the game where i can have sex with Zhloe
Concession accepted
Your refusal to see the truth is the same as your refusal to admit that you will never be a woman
You're taking it out of context. It was referring to the upcoming quarter or year or something (been a while since I looked at it). Provide real evidence of no more expansions forever
Stop pretending to be moronic.
That's for this year. The expansion is releasing next year after the final Fan Fest just like always.
>this sad bait again
I really wish you homosexuals would get new material.
But enough about WoW which is literally having to make crisis maps for cut content and pay out the ass to China.
Last week of May is what the prediction is, iirc. It'll be officially announced in the LL part 2.
Next job is shapeshifter. Uses NIN gear.
How's it work?
It shifts shape
like reaper but instead of transforming into a semi demon you change between 3 animals
I want THF with scouting gear and Zidane's twinswords from FFIX as the weapon
it'll be Blitzer. melee will ball tricks that has a cooldown period where its optimal to be outside of melee
Would they really take something the community wants in Blitzball, take the lazy way out and just create a job based on the theme and say "here's your blitzball!" and call it a day?
it being a melee would be more creative than it being yet another ranged dps. look at the kit they came up with for gunbreaker
So Reverse RDM?
there's no positioning optimization for red mage aside from engagement/displacement usage. as i'm imagining the blitzer job as a melee there has to be some element of positioning in the class, so why not a high potency combo it can only do at ranged, but not so often that it just stays there
Rune Knight
>shapeshifter.
It's called Morpher, secondary.
When does my chocobo get good xp? Gave him the fruit for him to hit lvl 11 and he's still level 10 with like 4000 xp and I'm only in HW.
Byregot better
MORTY
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FATE ENEMY MORTY
>he's still mad because wow is dead
loel
Speaking of, I'm not asking for an actual dating sim, but they still should let us invite npcs to the Island Sanctuary to actually wander around a bit and get some dialogues like with the following system from EW.
I AM asking for an actual dating sim.
I feel like the most you'll ever get is the occasional romantic sounding comments from various npcs like we've already gotten.
Renpy.
>he's using ignorance as a shield to cope with the fact that wow is actually dying, not ffxiv
Kekearooooo
troonyway
3/10
>The moron who thinks you and lyse fricked in your sparring match is still here
Unironically go talk to a woman for once in your life
You are the moron if you didn't understand that yes you did.
Seek help, you're seeing things that arent there
Jesus Christ... it was a blatant as it could be without outright telling you what was happening.
Just say you're a coomer.
If a girl ever puts on a nice dress for you and invites you somewhere private when you tell her she looks pretty, she's dtf even a passive moron like the cutscene WoL is picking up these signals.
WoL didn't want to touch her because intellectually disabled people like Lyse can't legally consent.
She's 30 years old and in a position of civic authority, no court in the world would convict.
I'm a "they fricked" Anon but I ... have no rebuttal to this.
It's ok WoL is also diabled.
https://twitter.com/KRILESMASHER69/status/1650074023244759042/photo/1
They even end it with a joke when Alphinaud comes up and says "I wish I could have scene that" lmao how dense are you people?
>Same people conveniently leave out how Lyse also ""spars"" with Widargelt
Widargelt is entitled to my sloppy seconds. He brings two catgirls of his own, fair's fair.
The fact there are people who genuinely think of Widargelt as their bro is one of the biggest mindfricks for me.
Seriously, when the FRICK has he ever done anything to help WoL? His story is literally
>We're working together on a project we're both getting paid for, at best we're just workmates.
>Now I'm trying to murder you to steal the thing we were paid to acquire.
>I lost and then got a stern talk so I guess we're good now?
>Hey WoL, help me train my apprentices.
>Oh they turned on me because of reasons, please help me.
>Hey WoL help me get a sparring show with your old actual teacher.
>Oh my secret half-brother beat the shit out of me, can you train me to beat him back?
>Thanks WoL you da best.
Seriously, when the FRICK did Widargelt ever do the slightest thing to help WoL? He didn't even teach us how to be MNKs. He might genuinely be the worst job npc in the entire game. He's genuinely given 0 reasons we should be friendly towards him except "I guess I'm not trying to kill you anymore?".
I hate him because he has the Hildibrand hair. That's it.
and we hand deliver Lyse to him like a cuck
Ryne
That ass was fat
All I want from 7.0 is:
- Reworked Coils
- Soloable MSQ Trials
- Butt slider
- Alphinaud Funeral questline (attendance optional)
- Graphic sex with my wife Lyse Hext
- New zones and some dungeons or whatever, doesn't matter.
My WoL canonically had sex with her.
I wish they'd update the textures. The dragons looks pretty bad up close.
look better as corpses
remember, every raid, every guildhest, every trial, you WILL look at lalafell thighs
have a nice day
Is she keeping the staff in place by clenching her massive buttocks?
last post
Hard, sweaty, uninterrupted, hours-long sex with Venat.
I love massive milkers Venat art
As do I.
Too little of it, to be frank.
aaand thats a follow