This is a Horde race.
WoW has fallen.
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id have accepted gnolls but yeah these things are pretty fricking gay
Gnolls are too hardcore. They literally just ate the guy who was researching their culture and used his skin for a tent, they are probably the best culture regarding gatekeeping and keeping cultural contamination out, The Horde likes to spout pride about their spiritual cultural heritages, but we all know they are basically just a cultural slurry now due years of Forsaken (Human), Elf and Goblin influences. And the Alliance is not much better since it is kinda "Human Cheerleading Squad". Only Pandas keep their heritage alive, and that is through being irrelevant and having a class that is SPECIFICALLY that heritage (While most other are hodgepodge depending on specializations unless they are a Hero Class, and Hero Classes (DK,DH) are cultural rebels by default).
How are the race statistics? i swear they were everywhere during BFA and actually surpassed BElves in numbers at one point, but it could be New Toy syndrome.
I don't think these stats are accurate
No, I'm not coping
>Dractyhr this low
Scalie bros, our response???
Not a Scalie but keep in mind that the fact that you only have one class, so while someone may do something like play one race for every class that can be that Race Dracthyr can only be Evoker and Dracthyr have the same "Issue" as Pandaren as being "Two Races", combine the two and it is 3.1% combined putting Dracthyr as a whole between Zandalari Trolls and Dwarves. (Pandas combines seem to tie with Vulpera)
Now Mecha Gnomes on the other had? RIP. Also im bad at math so any "math mage" could probably dissect the statistics better.
You know what they says, Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics, presentation and spin is one hell of a drug.
Blizzard said dracthyr will be able to be other classes in next expansion.
>Blizzard said dracthyr will be able to be other classes in next expansion.
its crazy how much of what blizzard says is tacitly 'its not happening until later because we need time to work on it'
>Now Mecha Gnomes on the other had? RIP.
It's kinda funny considering how much work they put into them. They gave them a lot of new animations and even their own zone. I wonder why they were even made?
>their own zone
it was an okay zone but holy frick no one wanted them as a playable race especially when horde got vulpera (yes, as much as the manchildren on Ganker that still play horde seethe, most people thought they were cute and desirable)
It would have been cool if Alliance got Sethrak somehow, but Ion's old hate boner for Alliance reemerged and gave them mechagnomes instead. At least they had really strong racials?
Vulpera are about 10% on Wyrmrest Accord, with Blood Elves being 25%. The realm itself is about 80% horde though, but if the realm was 50/50 it would be around 7% Vulpera and 15% Blood Elves. So a bit more than double the average amount of vulpera.
>WRA
So a single RP (already a small server) pop and you're extrapolating that to the entire game or something?
WRA is the most popular Horde RP server as far as I'm aware. All I was saying though was that Vulpera are over-represented on some servers, and the people from those servers likely think Vulpera are more popular than they are.
doubt it, nobody plays dwarf, last i saw dwarf was lower than pandaren
MMO players are fake gamers.
Explain
>WAHH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
No.
Care more about getting their fix of dopamine from watching numbers go up than whether the game theybare playing is actually good.
Get married to a game and then sink so much money into it on shiny cosmetics that the developers can cuck them indefinitely.
MMOs are about the social interactions first foremost and getting numbers up. The gameplay is bad and purposely designed to keep you spending money.
It scratches a different itch than a normal video game. Just like gacha is just for cooming gamblers and gambling coomers and not for gamers.
I'M A FRICKING GAMERRRRRR
>this specific kind of video game is actually a waste of time
Bro not even bruh
warm fluffy foxes
no, that's Ratchet if he real
better than Elf Flavor #345 or metal diaper gnomes the alliancegays get lmao
Onaholes
Memefox...
WOULD
>a race of thieves, beggars, rogues
But enough about goblins.
How are you all enjoying the new season lads? I really like the new m+ changes. Very comfy gearing up in 0s and the mega dungeon.
Lamest shit. ogre bros lose again.
Pandaren are worse.
A race that fricks human males exclusively picks the faction that has no humans in it just makes no sense.
>A race that fricks orc males exlusively picks the faction that has no orcs in it just makes no sense.
You can have night elves for the vulperas
Well take your fluffy onaholes and you can have our vapid hippie prostitutes
vulpera are like the only good thing blizzard has made
Right after pandaren ass and worgen breasts
they put Ratchet in the game?
>We could've finally had knolls
>Shit out this garbage
>Do the same thing with dragonkin
Death to furries
Even furries can't defend dragonkin.
If I were made dictator of the whole world I would get rid of all furry races except tauren, change out draenei for broken and move them to the horde, then move blood elves to the alliance and then sit back and look out over a grateful universe.
I miss when horde invited alliance to orgrimmar just to genocide every fox player
Things have changed. Now the alliance invites vulperas to stormwind to get fricked by human males
I think the lili poster is cool and the vulpera poster is lame.
>anon finds out about Vulpera 4 years late
For the Horde!
OwO
UwU
Just like with the blood elf in this picture, people will eventually accept the vulpera in the horde and get angry at the next cute creature that joins in a few years
Blood elves had a lot of lore development in the last decade, Vulpera didn't.
glad we agree
We don't, the blood elves started as an evil race of elves that abused magic to obtain whatever they wanted, mostly mana to satisfy their dangerous addiction.
They were sociopaths and outcasts, who commited atrocities and war crimes at every turn for their own amusement.
The whole blood-elves-don't-belong-in-the-horde-because-they-are-pretty was a temporary mass hysteria, that slowly quelled itself every time belves did something to benefit the entire faction and show the most dimwitted players that they were actually well written lore-wise.
They started as a crazed powerful kingdom of lunatics that despised the alliance with the force of a thousand suns, their only sin was having abhorrent models instead of the edgy shit they had in the original fan art.
The Vulpera have nothing. They are literally gypsies.
They have no army, they have no resources, they have no diplomatic relations with any of the Horde races, they have no capital city or any sort of settlement outside some raggedy gypsy wagons inside Orgrimmar.
Even the diaper gnomes at least have a bullshit super secret city full of weird machines and technological marvels.
>The Vulpera have nothing
They have diplomacy. I did the quest where I cooked something.
>The whole vulpera-don't-belong-in-the-horde-because-they-are-pretty was a temporary mass hysteria
glad we agree
...I literally just told you why they're despised.
The average boomer still playing the game doesn't even know what furries are.
the only people still playing are max and his army of lilzooms giving him money
>refused to help the Alliance during the 2nd war until the Horde was destroying Quel'thalas, only to survive because the Alliance sent troops to defend Quel'thalas
>refused to help Lordaeron when the Scourge was a threat, saying "not my problem" only to end up genocided and losing their whole kingdom a few campaigns later.
>thanks to both of their previous actions you have humans who lived through both wars resenting the Blood Elves and looking for any excuse to kill them, like Garithos, yet they are still the victims of course.
>and then they ramp up the evil doing almost trying to outdo all the shit the orcs did
>resort to Fel magic
>start committing genocides on all the mana creatures in the land
>exile anyone who refuses to suck the mana out of mana wyrms
>have a faction of Blood Elves try to genocide the Draenei
>kidnap and drain a Naaru
>play victim when the Night Elves, the people that exiled them for practicing magic that brought demons to Azeroth in the first place, sends spies to Quel'thalas after reports the Blood Elves are using fel magic
>use Shadow Magic to mind control anyone who doesn't want to join the Horde
>pretend the Draenei restoring their Sunwell never happened and still participate in wars against the Alliance
>have their mages aid in the creation of a Mana Bomb
>suddenly act like Horde loyalists when the Alliance finds out it was Blood Elves who helped create the Mana Bomb and kicks them off Dalaran
>convince the Nightborne to join the Horde to commit genocides against races of the Alliance the very following expansion
>exile anyone who practices Void magic after the leading members of the Blood Elves used Shadow Magic to mind control citizens
It's honestly impressive how they got away with almost literally everything they ever did.
I'm glad their capital explodes in the next expansion, can't stand those frickers even if they belong in the Horde as much as the Forsaken.
I'm not gonna go through point by point, but 50% bullshit.
t.
>tfw belves are such scum they join a faction who genocided them to continue doing more scummy things
Vulpera have dolly and dot.
Ok that's lunch and dinner, what about after that?
t-they pull my wagons through *h-hic* d-dunes of sand...
meerah crying after an orc hunts her llamas would be priceless.
I'm not reading all that.
They carried some boxes in their wagons for the horde and ... That's literally it, I think. Even their recruitment quest was them struggling to find any niche they could fill to be useful to the horde.
what is the appeal of wow nowadays? I jumped off this shit at the start of sneedolands
its amazing how much time you have to play other games when you quit mmos.
No one but trannies play retail right now
>classic wow
talent tree and building your own character with SoD (ignore the meta cucks, only read a guide if you really like a rune and your damage is still ass), leveling is fun, beginner-friendly
>retail wow
veteran wow player cope game, needs more fricking fixes or wow 2 to remove the bloat, non-beginner friendly game where you need to install addons to see shit in raids or to do pvp at all, schizo difficulty where game is braindead piss easy and bullshit hard
>what is the appeal of wow nowadays?
RP that goes beyond fricking catgirls in a nightclub
>RP
>posting scarlet crusade, a fraction solely used as a safe enemy for both sides to beat up
>he never played a chuddy deus vult crusader in a scarlet rp guild
NGMI, heathen
My point is you have to actively ignore the current game bashing over your head these guys are now just generic bad guys with all their appeal siphoned off in order to do so.
Appeal was phased out, now it's 100% treadmill and collections for those too deep in to quit. Wow does not appeal to new customers anymore.
Taurens spies on human boys by pretending to be milking cow
Don't care still playing on warmane
>no ogres
>no naga
>no nerubians
>no gnolls
>no kobolds
>no satyrs
>no broken draenei
>no murlocs
>no red orcs
Instead they pull some furry shit and reskins out of their butts
>Nerubians
A finger on the monkeys paw curls.
cute race, too bad it's stuck in an mmo
The most frickable WoW race. Followed by gnomes and halflings, and then everything else is garbage because Warcraft's art style is atrocious.
Ok, straightoid pedo.
troony game.
Quit at Cataclysm.
Crucify furgays.
Enslave Vulpera. Castrate male Vulpera. Put male Vulpera to backbreaking work. Dress female Vulpera up in skimpy clothes. Rape female Vulpera. Frick the wife, daughters, and mother of a Vulpera in front of him. Destroy Vulpera culture. Reduce Vulpera to human wiener sleeves.
I never see people playing Vulpera. Meanwhile I'm a Goblin chad and love it.
Reminder that the last patch had forsaken and worgen working together to reclaim gilneas from some literal who subfaction of the scarlet crusade, played entirely straight. I don't know who the two undead players who buy into the sappy happy plotline are but can they leave and take calia out to the trash on the way.
I like them, shame they can't be druids though. I'd love to see that tiny moonkin form.
it's ok. Portable toys for tautens to plow.
>blizzcon cancelled
grim
>Blizzcon cancelled
>In return for the spotlight in all microsoft events
>Games will be heavily shilled at TGA
Microsoft money baybee
Vulpera Women
Human Men
Harmony.
Goblin women and vulpera women, what makes them similar? Is it their short stature? No! Their insane hips and ass? No! Their giant grabbers? No!
What unites the goblinoid and vulpine females in harmony is the lust for human men! So be on the look out my friend lest a vulpine and a goblin in a trench coat trick you.
>this is a horde race
its a 5d chess move, the furry women are literally MADE for human wiener, they love it and desire it badly.
however, they also have the universal female trait of rape fetish. so they want to make the horde useless, therefore the horde loses more fights, and they can finally get raped by human men as spoils of war.
I dont mind the race, I hate the people who play it
weird little gypsy furry desert gremlins are cool, I would play one if goblins/gnomes weren't already in the game
Discord killed WoW