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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of 10!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin a flower until dawn
    Oh I'm frickin a flower until dawn

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dear God

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    based plantfricker thread i wish i could get pregnant a plant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh a vampire flower thread is made as soon as I am drawing vampire flower
    a shame about how I am drawing her though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if its anthro then dont bother.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would she be a dog?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not anthro but she does look QUITE different

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'll bite, post the wip

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll just post when I'm finished, it's not too far off from completion.
            In the interim you can talk about all the saucy things you would like to do with plants, like making sure they have adequate exposure to sunlight or giving them healthy amounts of water on regular intervals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll bite, post the wip

      Ok here it is.
      I warned you tho.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate it here.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't blame me, blame my commissioner. I think this is like the twelfth one I've done for them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the twelfth one
            That's awful... Have you ever said no?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did you expect. Artists don't just draw shit. The OP of this very thread probably is the one who paid this artist for commission of this in the first place.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naw, the guy's a Twitter fiend.
            It was just a pleasant coincidence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fatter.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, here's an older one. If you want bigger pay me.

          >the twelfth one
          That's awful... Have you ever said no?

          Nah. I like this shit, it's easy to draw and it's good money.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            god bless you shweet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            please, someone explain to me what do you americans see in this? is it brainrot from seeing obese people all the time? what's the thought process when you're jerking off? i just don't get it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I knew, and no, fat fetishism is not exclusive to America.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              big tiddy
              big booty
              beeeg belly

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                deviantart slop, im guessing autism.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you’re right about one of those things at least

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some people lack temperance for their proclivities and also happen to possess substantial quantities of money. I suppose it could be worse though, just look at what happens to influencers in Dubai.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              As an American, weight gain only has appeal in the super skinny ->
              Chubby + some muscle range.
              I think stuffing is very hot, within reason.
              Some of my best sessions were to girls with small beer belly pooches gorging themselves on enough food+ fluids to nearly look pregnant. But most of that shit goes too bbw adjacent for me.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Garden Warfare thread? In MY Ganker?! Quick, what is your favorite:
    Plant/Plant Variant
    Zombie/ Zombie Variant
    Gamemode
    Map
    Gnomes need not apply

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plant/Plant Variant
      Sunflower, the basic one
      >Zombie/ Zombie Variant
      Scientist, astronaut because it makes it the scientists for the offense, and also because they like the design
      >Gamemode
      Turf Takeover
      >Map
      Frontline Flats. I really like the whole "zombie side" vs "plant side" idea of the map

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it makes it the scientists for the offense
        All scientists are for offense, most of their weapons are like shotguns.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadow flower
      >computer scientist
      >garden and graveyards
      >tossup between zombopolis and driftwood shores

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plant/plant variant
      Commando corn or pops corn
      >zombie/zombie variant
      Super commando or camo ranger
      >Gamemode
      Turf takeover
      >Map
      Only played turf takeover so can't say

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    brainz…

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute plants

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RUINED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why given a plant breasts when they are already perfect?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just add breasts to anything and say "i want to frick that thing".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can and I will

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, they don't want to frick that thing, they just want breasts which whatever head attached. That's how those types work.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peashooter gives you a blowjob
      >9 months later she shoots fertilized baby peas

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I frick it?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys ever split a dandelion stem right down the middle and see the slimy insides?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like taking my thumb under a dandelion stem and popping it right off. Very fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you suggesting garden warfare

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Piano finishes line* Doooooooo Doo Woooooo doo Dooooooo Woooooo *Trumpet comes in for a few notes*
    Doo Dit Doo Dit DooDoo D-D-D Doo Dit Doo Dit Dooo D-D-D Doo Dit Doo Dit DooDoo Doo Doo *Trumpet returns for final bit*

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found the tower defense aspect of that game rather disappointing. Couldn't get myself to use any fancy plants because of the card pack shit.

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