Why did her writer even put this in here when he does nothing but retweet lesbian shit with her character? He doesn't even retweet her and this bear dude together, ever. If you clearly wanted her to be a dyke in canon, why not just go all the way instead of pussying out and leaving it for BG4?
Her VA is a dyke too. Lae'zel's VA also did a recent interview where she said her character is secretly in love with Shadowheart. I'm gonna laugh when every single waifu moron ends up getting cucked in the next game
>who cares what the actress who worked closely with the writers thinks >who cares that the writers said they wrote shadowheart and lae'zels conflict with sexual undertones on purpose
You all are in for a rude awakening guys
5 months ago
Anonymous
yeah. who cares.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing that matters is what's presented in the game. They can write 1000 fanfics and make 10000 tweets, it still doesn't change anything.
Now you have my permission to seethe.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Really the only thing that matters is what ends up being canonized by WotC. You can play as an absolute moron and kill everyone but that won't be the canon path
5 months ago
Anonymous
>being canonized by WotC
Sure bro, black Aragorn is nothing but canon, frick off and take that WoTC wiener out of your mouth, cuck.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Seething doesn't change the truth
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ironic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>troony company everybody with 5 braincells hates *does something* >(You): these people are my authority on everything
lmaoing at your life dude
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you moronic? They own it. They will canonize some path and character fates at some point
5 months ago
Anonymous
>runaway troony company mattering
okay shlomo
5 months ago
Anonymous
>they own it
No, they own you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
the difference is wotc actually owns dnd
5 months ago
Anonymous
Again, no one cares about WOTCisraelites, they didn't write BG3.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>runaway troony company mattering
okay shlomo
>they own it
No, they own you.
This dude doesn't seem to understand that WotC will canonize a path and then the next BG game will have to adhere to it. WotC hired Larian to make BG3 in the first place. Saying "no" doesn't change it bro
5 months ago
Anonymous
5 months ago
Anonymous
>redditjak
I win.
>hee hee if i prove i don't know anything about dnd or its setting that'll make wotc go away
Larian doesn't own the setting, sorry man
WoTC's canon is irrelevant
Official WOTC card art.
Canon in MTG according to the mouthbreathers ITT, Aragorn is now black btw
5 months ago
Anonymous
>WoTC's canon is irrelevant
It will become extremely relevant once BG4 is made. You can stick your head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist until then, I suppose
5 months ago
Anonymous
>once BG4 is made
Sure, I wonder which company will decide BG3's continuity, the guys that wrote it or the guys who are actively trying to kill DND? Swen asked for TOTAL freedom, you moron, WoTC won't frick you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Whether they decide together or not on a canon path is irrelevant, there will be a canon that WotC moves forward with
5 months ago
Anonymous
...written by Larian
5 months ago
Anonymous
>canon book comes out (written by larian) >wyllxkarlach are official >shart and frog are both homos with gfs if not fricking each other
kek
5 months ago
Anonymous
Your fanfic won't be canon, sister
5 months ago
Anonymous
wyll x karlach is for sure canon. shart's definitely getting a gf too
5 months ago
Anonymous
>he's still posting his fanfic
5 months ago
Anonymous
i'm sorry you can't see the obvious
5 months ago
Anonymous
>wotc won't frick you >viconia flashbacks
5 months ago
Anonymous
These games take so long to make that hopefully the pendulum swings back and there won’t be a single Alphabet in the next one.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nah everyone will be a black troony in the next game
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This dude doesn't seem to understand that WotC will canonize a path and then the next BG game will have to adhere to it. WotC hired Larian to make BG3 in the first place. Saying "no" doesn't change it bro
Larian bought the right you dumbfrick, WOTC and their transsexual investors are irrelevant, quit championing huge corps you homosexual.
I don't have a problem with this if, and only if, you as the player can drop her like a ton of bricks as a result and immediately start focusing on another female which causes her to freak out and become a crazy b***h. You know? Just like how it works in real life?
>Ganker has an option (AN OPTION) to engage in gay sex, bear sex and cuckoldry >shit game shit girl shit gay shit shit shit
You are worse than twitter.
there isn't even any cuckoldry in the game. the game doesn't let you sit back and watch dudes frick your gf. you have to pay a dude to frick you in the ass and another dude will also pound your ass if you let him
western woke puritans make every game cater to their sexual fetish. fricking disgusting. idk how id call this phenomenon. hypocritical fetish subversion?
>stronger jawline and smile/laugh lines
AHHHHHHH OH NO THAT MUST BE A MAN IVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AHHHHHH
god I wish a woman with that body would dress like that and present herself in the doorway to me. But I am an eternal loser.
Shart isn't even actually ugly, it's just she makes the "disgusted" face more than anyone else, which is basically a bad Gmod expression where the entire center part of the model's face caves in around their jowls. Every female character does it, and it looks ugly because it's not an expression the human face can make.
Is... Is this just a genuine Christmas gift between wife and husband... Right?
No cucking or "my wife and her boyfriend bought me a Nintendo switch" meme... Right!?
I will gladly give in to be a basedtendo homosexual, if it means that I'll be this happy... specially if someone else is happy that I'm happy. Frick whoever posted this shit...
I pity the bitter homosexual who takes this vid as proof that the West Has Fallen, instead of spreading joy through the tradition of giving personalized gifts based on another's interests. Who should grow up?
i'm a coomer but even i was weirded out by random characters putting down their dress and suddenly walking around in tight bondage underwear. It's too in your face and breaks immersion.
anon everything is canon in mtg, fortnight, my ponies, dr who, god zilla, harry potter, transformers, gi joe, home alone, tmnt, brendan fraser presents a the mummy story. so of course gays would also have a dimension. its actually way less insane than the other crossovers. i hope we get a return to innistrad set soley in the gay world so we can see fat gay werewolves and vampires and gay zombies and shit.
nerds and incels love "underwear customization" like this because they know its the only time in their miserable lives they'll get to play with female underwear and get away with it lol
Imagine she started to swell with whipped cream, vast amounts pumping her up, those straps creaking and snapping one by one as she bulged outwards, a ticking timebomb of cream, moaning and groping her expanding body.
>today i will play a durge rock gnome wizard >can't decide what spells to take
this is what fricks me up about building casters. there are so many options and i CANNOT DECIDE
The bleeding and festering wound BG3 inflicted on the entire CRPG genre will not heal for many, many years to come....
I'm afraid we have a situation of shitcher 3 wild puke level again.
A bunch of zoom-zoom guys will get into the genre and because of their number and their desire to devour undigested feces, as well as because of their aggression towards real games - the whole genre will change for many years.
>roman grabigel - 5'7", half israeli half italian. had sex with a dog, got kicked out of his parents house. dropped out of highscool used to have a very expensive guitar. never practiced and sold it, blamed a supposed lack of talent. misery loves company, tries to drag everyone down with him. posts frogs. probably a janitor here. possible alias "Negru"
so I need to pick a female one to get scaly sex scenes? are you telling me that I need to watch a humanoid female reptile FOR HOURS without jerking off until I get to the point I can frick?
You can be either male or female. And yes it does take a long while. I don't really know the fastest way to get laid but it usually doesnt come until after you deal with the goblin situation or the grove. Maybe 10 hours in until you get to frick?
is that supposed to be a man? i dont see any female features
Oh there's a female feature alright
>he took the ntr route
lmfao
>just ignore the cuck path bro, it's not real if you close your eyes
>i chose the cuck life
Based Shadowbro
Yes, not joking
Shartsisters our response?
Can you like actually watch while she fricks someone else? Can you hold her hand or kiss her during it?
It is implied
Why did her writer even put this in here when he does nothing but retweet lesbian shit with her character? He doesn't even retweet her and this bear dude together, ever. If you clearly wanted her to be a dyke in canon, why not just go all the way instead of pussying out and leaving it for BG4?
He's a literal cuck who needs twitter asspats
Her VA is a dyke too. Lae'zel's VA also did a recent interview where she said her character is secretly in love with Shadowheart. I'm gonna laugh when every single waifu moron ends up getting cucked in the next game
who cares what voice actors think
>who cares what the actress who worked closely with the writers thinks
>who cares that the writers said they wrote shadowheart and lae'zels conflict with sexual undertones on purpose
You all are in for a rude awakening guys
yeah. who cares.
The only thing that matters is what's presented in the game. They can write 1000 fanfics and make 10000 tweets, it still doesn't change anything.
Now you have my permission to seethe.
Really the only thing that matters is what ends up being canonized by WotC. You can play as an absolute moron and kill everyone but that won't be the canon path
>being canonized by WotC
Sure bro, black Aragorn is nothing but canon, frick off and take that WoTC wiener out of your mouth, cuck.
Seething doesn't change the truth
Ironic.
>troony company everybody with 5 braincells hates *does something*
>(You): these people are my authority on everything
lmaoing at your life dude
Are you moronic? They own it. They will canonize some path and character fates at some point
>runaway troony company mattering
okay shlomo
>they own it
No, they own you.
the difference is wotc actually owns dnd
Again, no one cares about WOTCisraelites, they didn't write BG3.
This dude doesn't seem to understand that WotC will canonize a path and then the next BG game will have to adhere to it. WotC hired Larian to make BG3 in the first place. Saying "no" doesn't change it bro
>redditjak
I win.
WoTC's canon is irrelevant
Canon in MTG according to the mouthbreathers ITT, Aragorn is now black btw
>WoTC's canon is irrelevant
It will become extremely relevant once BG4 is made. You can stick your head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist until then, I suppose
>once BG4 is made
Sure, I wonder which company will decide BG3's continuity, the guys that wrote it or the guys who are actively trying to kill DND? Swen asked for TOTAL freedom, you moron, WoTC won't frick you.
Whether they decide together or not on a canon path is irrelevant, there will be a canon that WotC moves forward with
...written by Larian
>canon book comes out (written by larian)
>wyllxkarlach are official
>shart and frog are both homos with gfs if not fricking each other
kek
Your fanfic won't be canon, sister
wyll x karlach is for sure canon. shart's definitely getting a gf too
>he's still posting his fanfic
i'm sorry you can't see the obvious
>wotc won't frick you
>viconia flashbacks
These games take so long to make that hopefully the pendulum swings back and there won’t be a single Alphabet in the next one.
Nah everyone will be a black troony in the next game
Did she write the character?
>No
Irrelevant.
Voice actors are irrelevant
>VA
lol
lmao even
Actually though the va is why her attitude was rewritten from early access where she was way more of a c**t.
I wish they kept her monogamous instead of turning her into a bearbawd that loves hookers
>game where all the women walk around in their underwear
>they're all 35 years old with troony face
I'll stick with anime thanks.
based chud
Larian bought the right you dumbfrick, WOTC and their transsexual investors are irrelevant, quit championing huge corps you homosexual.
>hee hee if i prove i don't know anything about dnd or its setting that'll make wotc go away
Larian doesn't own the setting, sorry man
Is there a way to romance her and not get cucked?
Nah, she will flirt with him whether you like it or not
stfu starshitter
yes, jus follow the regular routes?
If you side with the goblins, you don't get the furgay as a companion. No cuckery & you get Minthara.
Shartbros...they're making fun of us again...
whats the excuse on why she refuses even the thought of sharing you with laezel? too sexist for a haram but cuck shit is fine?
Appealing to the male fantasy is a huge no no, here, have some more cuckshit and bearsex
they won't let you do female only polygamy because larian hates you
This game was made by a bunch of DnD players so letting other men frick their girlfriends is literally the only thing they know.
Their writers like the thought of them together but seethe at the thought of a dude being able to frick them at the same time.
I don't have a problem with this if, and only if, you as the player can drop her like a ton of bricks as a result and immediately start focusing on another female which causes her to freak out and become a crazy b***h. You know? Just like how it works in real life?
>Ganker has an option (AN OPTION) to engage in gay sex, bear sex and cuckoldry
>shit game shit girl shit gay shit shit shit
You are worse than twitter.
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET ME HAVE AN OPTION TO KEK YOU WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES
woman moment
there isn't even any cuckoldry in the game. the game doesn't let you sit back and watch dudes frick your gf. you have to pay a dude to frick you in the ass and another dude will also pound your ass if you let him
Go away tencent shill. Ganker doesn't like troony gate 3.
go away tendie shill, Ganker loves buldur's gate 3
>everyone is a níntenyearold
Meds
This board is only for straight white men.
Then why are you here, gay?
I like it
You can’t unironically be this much of a homosexual.
/v/irgins worship trannies and want everyone and everything to be trannies.
It is also an actual irl underwear of my gf
got it from Temu, shipped in 2 weeks
got the link?
Just search for "harness lingerie" or something similar, there's a lot of choice and most of the stuff is pretty cheap
How's the quality?
I mean it's fake leather.
It's alright at what it does
>temu
so it begins
I thought this game was supposed to be woke??
You can put the same underwear on muscular men and it looks the same.
Is there a crotch bulge
that's equality baby
bro you can play the whole game with her ass naked. breasts exposed, vegana and butthole visible.
>this is that ugly western esg game that hates sexy women I was telling you about
why are bg3 gays trying to shill this game as some kind of coomer game. its ugly as frick!
>Americans think this is stunning and brave
Actually Americans cry about seeing sexualization
Actually you morons cry about Americans.
How is that any more erotic than a normal bra and panties? Just because it wraps around the body?
looks like fetish gear
this is an actual picture
How many bear&eagle pairs did they get?
good
>game has sexy underwear
>female body types have 0 ass and breasts
Jenevelle is such a pretty name.
>sexy females in a video game that isn't a tranime game makes trannies seethe uncontrollably
Kek
western woke puritans make every game cater to their sexual fetish. fricking disgusting. idk how id call this phenomenon. hypocritical fetish subversion?
pubes
People really need to tell VAs that their opinion on a character is utterly worthless, less value than a random person that actually plays the game.
>stronger jawline and smile/laugh lines
AHHHHHHH OH NO THAT MUST BE A MAN IVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AHHHHHH
god I wish a woman with that body would dress like that and present herself in the doorway to me. But I am an eternal loser.
Post more coom outfits and underwear to be found in the game.
I will NEVER play bg3 and there's nothing you can say that will change my mind.
Thanks for the blogpost frogbro. Keep us updated.
who cares
why would you even think it's possible to have your opinion changed after watching the gameplay
>I romanced an imaginary character written by literal homosexuals and cucks
>i chose all the cuck options and got cucked
Yeah, reminds me of that DSP image of him turning his own computer off.
I have never seen a single webm with gameplay from this game here. Is it that bad?
Yes, terrible. You should never enter a BG3 thread ever again.
Don't give them attention or (You)s.
It is kinda weird that all of the women have man faces, but then you look at the people who play this game and it all makes sense.
Shart isn't even actually ugly, it's just she makes the "disgusted" face more than anyone else, which is basically a bad Gmod expression where the entire center part of the model's face caves in around their jowls. Every female character does it, and it looks ugly because it's not an expression the human face can make.
Like look at this shit compared to
. Her fricking teeth have moved back like two inches to make this expression. Her skull has flattened itself into a plane.
>no bare feet
>underwear
Shit outfit
>the woman actually cares and is happy that he's happy
Don't post this kind of think on Christmas, bro.
Sharing it with strangers on the internet is cringe
Is... Is this just a genuine Christmas gift between wife and husband... Right?
No cucking or "my wife and her boyfriend bought me a Nintendo switch" meme... Right!?
I will gladly give in to be a basedtendo homosexual, if it means that I'll be this happy... specially if someone else is happy that I'm happy. Frick whoever posted this shit...
She is autistic and she also cucks him, she boss him around a lot.
That's a cope.
I pity the bitter homosexual who takes this vid as proof that the West Has Fallen, instead of spreading joy through the tradition of giving personalized gifts based on another's interests. Who should grow up?
i'm a coomer but even i was weirded out by random characters putting down their dress and suddenly walking around in tight bondage underwear. It's too in your face and breaks immersion.
What are you even talking about? That's not a thing that happens in game
Official WOTC card art.
anon everything is canon in mtg, fortnight, my ponies, dr who, god zilla, harry potter, transformers, gi joe, home alone, tmnt, brendan fraser presents a the mummy story. so of course gays would also have a dimension. its actually way less insane than the other crossovers. i hope we get a return to innistrad set soley in the gay world so we can see fat gay werewolves and vampires and gay zombies and shit.
post the pubes
>Elden Ring wins GOTY, tendietroons shitpost about it for months
>BG3 wins GOTY, you know the rest
How embarassing
>trannies mald 24/7
>blame tendies
Some things never change
mald 24/7
tendies
Anon, they are one and the same
Baldur's Gate 3 has no volutpuous women.
game is fun
Shadowheart is hot
Why did Larian decide to cuck the player? Aren't RPGs supposed to be power fantasies?
It's the best shartgays deserve
nerds and incels love "underwear customization" like this because they know its the only time in their miserable lives they'll get to play with female underwear and get away with it lol
>console version doesn’t allow you to go full naked
lol.
can you actually frick her in game and make her your queen?
cuz the devs are coomers duh
You can tell the tencent bean counters were desperate when they forced.
what a creepy rapist
Imagine she started to swell with whipped cream, vast amounts pumping her up, those straps creaking and snapping one by one as she bulged outwards, a ticking timebomb of cream, moaning and groping her expanding body.
Imagine if I shove my foot up your ass
Weird kink but you do you
Those breasts are just sad
Idk why they post her with saggy breasts, she has perky ones
>astarion approves
I see through your tricks
>the breasts act like hard plastic molds, no physics
Guess they just phoned it in.
>Gachimuchi outfit but for femoid
>today i will play a durge rock gnome wizard
>can't decide what spells to take
this is what fricks me up about building casters. there are so many options and i CANNOT DECIDE
Magic Missile
Sleep
Color Spray
Thunder Wave
Ice Knife
Mage Armor
>They call me Dark Urge because I'm going destroy your ass
>gale
Dark Urge would never resort to homosexualry. Shart gang for life.
>people find this horse faced boy on HRT attractive
wish i seen this gif when i was in a Thalia - mtg - thread
Is it compatible with this mod?
shadowheart is pretty though lae'zel is best girl
What's the best coomer mods for BG3? Last I played all the girls were flat chested planks
i came to v to finally stop jerking off and now you just had to post THIS
Why aren't you thanking him for keeping you on your no-fap?
The bleeding and festering wound BG3 inflicted on the entire CRPG genre will not heal for many, many years to come....
I'm afraid we have a situation of shitcher 3 wild puke level again.
A bunch of zoom-zoom guys will get into the genre and because of their number and their desire to devour undigested feces, as well as because of their aggression towards real games - the whole genre will change for many years.
>these are the people defending animal sex in Baldur's Gate 3
my hotwife shadowheart
troony moment
>roman grabigel - 5'7", half israeli half italian. had sex with a dog, got kicked out of his parents house. dropped out of highscool used to have a very expensive guitar. never practiced and sold it, blamed a supposed lack of talent. misery loves company, tries to drag everyone down with him. posts frogs. probably a janitor here. possible alias "Negru"
Cool, but I can frick the reptiles or not?
You can have sex as one, but you can't have sex with Dragonborns at least as far as I can tell.
so I need to pick a female one to get scaly sex scenes? are you telling me that I need to watch a humanoid female reptile FOR HOURS without jerking off until I get to the point I can frick?
You can be either male or female. And yes it does take a long while. I don't really know the fastest way to get laid but it usually doesnt come until after you deal with the goblin situation or the grove. Maybe 10 hours in until you get to frick?
I will now buy your game
Yes.