Definitely a Western/South Slavic language based on the cognates I recognize and the fact that it's in Latin script and not Cyrillic, but I don't know which language precisely; it could be Croatian or Czech, or Latvian or Lithuanian for all I know.
>go into the game blind planning on romancing Karlach due to cute face muscle mommy >character ends up being reddit incarnate with an awful voice
I was mislead. If she calls me SOULJAH one more time I'm going to cut her head off.
Ah so you don't care that the character is garbage, unlikeable, unbearable and poorly written. You just like her because you relate to her being a lonely incel just like you?
What did you expect when you saw the Original Quirky Character™ haircut? She even has red highlights and her oh so quirky heart that makes her catch fire when she is excited. She is actually two tufts of fur and a snout away from being a fur affinity OC.
>manjaw
This is either a chink psyop or the latest chinlet cope. Or both.
tranime-obsessed pedophiles GENUINELY BELIEVE that moonfaced bugpeople are the most beautiful race on the planet and that having more bone in your jaw than Roger Ebert makes you a transsexual
Hideous hairstyle. I seem to recall there was actually debate on changing it but fricking reddit said keep it because it made her 'unique' aka ugly, as we all know BG3's main audience are women.
Brain rotted weebs think round faced women with weak jawlines are better than women with nice chins and jawlines. moronic. If you care about your future son and his future, you will get a girl with a good jawline and facial structure. Bug women are a horrible choice but a step above aboriginals and most black women.
??????????? Explain how I'm israeli moron. White women are the peak of all females. Unmatched beauty. israelites push men (white) towards non white women. Make sense
What's wrong with having sex present in a video game? Violence is omnipresent but nobody complains about that while sex is a normal part of life. Is this just amerimutts being morons again?
Your badly animated SFM cutscenes have nothing to do with gameplay. It's not even smth as ridiculed as a QTE, it's nothing. It's stupid padding that you add in as a desperate sad attempt to draw in zoomers and normies that otherwise would never want to touch your boring isometric WRPG slop with a ten foot pole.
You didn't add this stuff cuz it makes your game better or that it enriches the experience, you added it for 'shock and awe' and marketing reasons. Just like when the goyslop developers behind the first Mortal Kombat just took Street Fighter as a template and added blood and gore to it.
Cuz you are appealing to Twitch kids with this shit. We all know this, we know all of it is ironic emote posting and 'ROFL' and 'LMAO' and other kiddie shit.
You are not making games for gamers to play, you are making games as streamer Twitch bait. You are part of the problem and devaluing games as an art form, turning it into just 'content' for some shitty zoomer twitch streamer to monetise for his child audience.
I know your standards are low since you're a man pretending to be a woman, so I'll show you what a real woman looks like, and why despite your best efforts, you will never pass.
Cope, seethe and dial 8 for you will always remain a man.
Yes, she looks ugly because she has a realistic face and a shitty anime haircut while wearing impossibly skintight armor instead of something with appropriate bulk because Larian are morons. It doesn't look good because the realism is sprinkled in at random just out of spite for cute anime girls.
Yes, she looks ugly because she has a realistic face and a shitty anime haircut while wearing impossibly skintight armor instead of something with appropriate bulk because Larian are morons. It doesn't look good because the realism is sprinkled in at random just out of spite for cute anime girls.
I found the thieves den in Zhentarim hideout but ended up being attacked once I gave the leader the missing shipment that I had found beforehand. I accidentally blew everything the frick up and killing the enslaved artist in the process sending his body halfway across the cave.
Did I fumble some good quests? I ask since I got a TON of gold and pretty good loot.
why are all of the companions in this game dogshit >cookie cutter emo girl >ugly frog >the drunkard from tolarian community college >Tumblr flamebreasts >ebin bear man >a gay >a black
I guess you want a team of white, straight men that look identical, right? Also every character in the party can be flirted whether or not you're a man or a woman.
Brother, I'm playing a videogame, if I want badly animated SFM porn I can go to rule34 (and get actually better stuff, you should feel embarrassed if you get your nut off on this cringy shit). Impress me with game mechanics and actual deep engaging gameplay instead of this pathetic shit, I'm not 12 years old here. You managed to make a game more childish and juvenile than actual kids' games. Flashing breasts and dicks on my screen is not the 'le mature' move you think it is, it means nothing, it has no gameplay consequences and it's just meaningless time wasting.
Because people responsible for writing this shit don't read books, or in unlikely case when they do, they only read The Book (Harry Potter).
This encapsulates every issue with modern entertainment mediums' writing. If you want to write shit how about you first look at good examples of how it's done?
Incels cant actually comprehend not making a woman as attractive as possible. To them, the obvious design goal of any female is maximum attractiveness. Why wouldnt you want your character to be as appealing as possible?
I find her ugly not because of her looks but the following: >Her obsession with religion >Her secretive nature >Her voice is annoying >She's always b***hing
She's not beautiful, she's plain and generic goth girl trope.
It's funny how the same things are a positive for me.
She is damn cleric so of course she will care about religion.
Domain of her goddess is literal trickery/secrecy.
I find her VA great at her job and her voice is soothing.
And she isn't b***hing at me at all, sounds like you play good-boy.
impressive
now show her breasts
They're surprisingly nice.
what mongoloid language is that
Probably Italian or Romanian
English
Some slav language, probably Czech or Slovenia or some shit
Definitely a Western/South Slavic language based on the cognates I recognize and the fact that it's in Latin script and not Cyrillic, but I don't know which language precisely; it could be Croatian or Czech, or Latvian or Lithuanian for all I know.
>t. na educated muttBlack person
OHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE
no one cares about your irrelevant subhuman language
Polish.
The translation is cringe.
Anon sit in the corner and play your game quietly it's a timeout for you
>go into the game blind planning on romancing Karlach due to cute face muscle mommy
>character ends up being reddit incarnate with an awful voice
I was mislead. If she calls me SOULJAH one more time I'm going to cut her head off.
She's really not as bad as you guys make her out to be. She's just an intimacy starved girl that's coping about her loneliness.
Ah so you don't care that the character is garbage, unlikeable, unbearable and poorly written. You just like her because you relate to her being a lonely incel just like you?
What did you expect when you saw the Original Quirky Character™ haircut? She even has red highlights and her oh so quirky heart that makes her catch fire when she is excited. She is actually two tufts of fur and a snout away from being a fur affinity OC.
>disliking the best party member (besides Gale)
Ok loser.
That would be frog
I liked gale till he raped me. I was expecting my bro to show me a magic trick but he went full homosexual and I had to kill him to get even.
>continuing a playthrough after being forced into gay sex
sis, your load button?
My romance with Karlach gave my Oath of Vengeance the best ending
Just get some SnuSnu bro, my gnome druid woke up with a broken pelvis the morning after with -6 Dex
Fragile little b***h Black person
Dominos is so fricking disgusting. I honestly think it should be used as some sort of eugenics metric
her accent is cute and you're gay
Did you really expect the fricking tiefling character to not be 100% reddit?
Or you could just...not play it and enable these morons.
And you expect me to feel sympathy for you? Hope next time you get hurt even worse.
>that calculated hairstyle and head angle to hide the hideous manjaw
>manjaw
This is either a chink psyop or the latest chinlet cope. Or both.
So true. Embrace superior Japanese jawlines my fellow weeb brethren!
post the jar
you know what I'm talking about
tranime-obsessed pedophiles GENUINELY BELIEVE that moonfaced bugpeople are the most beautiful race on the planet and that having more bone in your jaw than Roger Ebert makes you a transsexual
1 and 3 are actually still cute but 2 is a hidamari sketch character IRL which does not look as good as you would want it to
They look like fricking Thomas the train
Hideous hairstyle. I seem to recall there was actually debate on changing it but fricking reddit said keep it because it made her 'unique' aka ugly, as we all know BG3's main audience are women.
ugly troony face,
ugly outfit, ugly hair, just plain ole ugly
that's not a women at all you dumb bastard. that's just polygons.
I guess no big breasts is an anime conspiracy theory too?
that is not a coomer game according to woke tards
Brain rotted weebs think round faced women with weak jawlines are better than women with nice chins and jawlines. moronic. If you care about your future son and his future, you will get a girl with a good jawline and facial structure. Bug women are a horrible choice but a step above aboriginals and most black women.
ok shlomberg. now back in the oven.
??????????? Explain how I'm israeli moron. White women are the peak of all females. Unmatched beauty. israelites push men (white) towards non white women. Make sense
basado
>woman
I thought western gamers were mature and not into coomer shit, BG3 proved that wrong.
>no big breasts
>no big ass
>coomer shit
>constant sex shit including bestiality and homosexualry
>not coomer shit
that's disgusting shit catering to women and gays, if it was for men it wouldn't have it
The west has fallen in case you missed the memo
So- with that in mind- how many will have to die, by your reckoning?
What's wrong with having sex present in a video game? Violence is omnipresent but nobody complains about that while sex is a normal part of life. Is this just amerimutts being morons again?
sex isn't a problem
ugly characters, no ability to make a hot character in the creator or have large breasts, and fetish shit is a problem
>fetish shit is a problem
I don't know about you but if it's something I'm not into I just think it's funny
Your badly animated SFM cutscenes have nothing to do with gameplay. It's not even smth as ridiculed as a QTE, it's nothing. It's stupid padding that you add in as a desperate sad attempt to draw in zoomers and normies that otherwise would never want to touch your boring isometric WRPG slop with a ten foot pole.
You didn't add this stuff cuz it makes your game better or that it enriches the experience, you added it for 'shock and awe' and marketing reasons. Just like when the goyslop developers behind the first Mortal Kombat just took Street Fighter as a template and added blood and gore to it.
You're a hack developer.
How can 'sex' draw in the normies when the characters are all butt ugly?
Cuz you are appealing to Twitch kids with this shit. We all know this, we know all of it is ironic emote posting and 'ROFL' and 'LMAO' and other kiddie shit.
You are not making games for gamers to play, you are making games as streamer Twitch bait. You are part of the problem and devaluing games as an art form, turning it into just 'content' for some shitty zoomer twitch streamer to monetise for his child audience.
it draws in women and gays
she looks like chudjak
More like ShadowCute!
More like Shadowtroony!
>Posępne Serce
O kurwa skinę.
Yes she's butt ugly.
I know your standards are low since you're a man pretending to be a woman, so I'll show you what a real woman looks like, and why despite your best efforts, you will never pass.
Cope, seethe and dial 8 for you will always remain a man.
Is this bait or serious I can't tell anymore and I think I need to have a break from Ganker.org
Triggered, troon?
*looks down at my big meaty wiener"
heh, you want a taste, whiteboi?
You can stop larping now, you cut off your balls a long time ago at a Larian job interview.
stupid gay
>wake up
>think about mutilated dicks and veganas
Being a chud truly must be suffering. Good.
> Pole gay shilling for Belgian homosexuals
It all makes sense now. The Europoors put other Europoors to work to shill for their troony game, LMFAO.
Putting their refugees to good use I see. it must suck being poor.
I do it for she.
mod
Is her name really Shadowheart?
And yes. Somehow modern western vidya women are even uglier than actual 3DPD
That's an average looking middle-aged woman, anon, Shadowheart absolutely looks better.
That's an ugly middle-aged crone, and STILL she mogs the frick out of troonyHeart.
Yes, she looks ugly because she has a realistic face and a shitty anime haircut while wearing impossibly skintight armor instead of something with appropriate bulk because Larian are morons. It doesn't look good because the realism is sprinkled in at random just out of spite for cute anime girls.
Ugly haircut!
post haircuts you find attractive
They're Ganker incels, they'll only like vanilla medium-long natural hair.
>they'll only like vanilla medium-long natural hair.
give me 10 things that are wrong with this
Since it's BG3 thread had a question.
I found the thieves den in Zhentarim hideout but ended up being attacked once I gave the leader the missing shipment that I had found beforehand. I accidentally blew everything the frick up and killing the enslaved artist in the process sending his body halfway across the cave.
Did I fumble some good quests? I ask since I got a TON of gold and pretty good loot.
Just reload. There's a trap I couldn't detect at the first oil slick on the ground. Jump over it and you will be fine.
troony thread
troony game
You will now play Shadow hearts Covenant
Not ugly, just 5/10.
Meanwhile the males are 10/10 models.
gay
Yeah, it's catering to gays and women.
No cishet males allowed.
it's perfect for you, then
Nah, the only way to date a pretty woman is make your MC one and self-insert in your companions.
That's literally what I'm going with Astarion and my MC.
yeah not great, better than the other NPCs. I hope they get character beauty overhauls like skyrim quickly.
looks like young will wheaton
CHOOSE
HAS HORNINESS BLINDED US TO EXPECTATIONS?
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5m8Wdn6
why are all of the companions in this game dogshit
>cookie cutter emo girl
>ugly frog
>the drunkard from tolarian community college
>Tumblr flamebreasts
>ebin bear man
>a gay
>a black
Written by terminally online ameriboos.
I guess you want a team of white, straight men that look identical, right? Also every character in the party can be flirted whether or not you're a man or a woman.
How about well-written characters, instead of your homosexual strawman?
>well-written characters
Kek that's beyond most western devs it seems. Gotta ham fist all the ESG for good xer points.
The characters are well-written, you're just jaded.
Brother, I'm playing a videogame, if I want badly animated SFM porn I can go to rule34 (and get actually better stuff, you should feel embarrassed if you get your nut off on this cringy shit). Impress me with game mechanics and actual deep engaging gameplay instead of this pathetic shit, I'm not 12 years old here. You managed to make a game more childish and juvenile than actual kids' games. Flashing breasts and dicks on my screen is not the 'le mature' move you think it is, it means nothing, it has no gameplay consequences and it's just meaningless time wasting.
Anon I didn't make the game, if you're not having fun then don't play it.
It's like Night and Day compared to games like Planescape and BG2. Larian companions are a joke.
Meant for:
I accept your concession
Because people responsible for writing this shit don't read books, or in unlikely case when they do, they only read The Book (Harry Potter).
This encapsulates every issue with modern entertainment mediums' writing. If you want to write shit how about you first look at good examples of how it's done?
getting mad at your own assumptions again
Incels cant actually comprehend not making a woman as attractive as possible. To them, the obvious design goal of any female is maximum attractiveness. Why wouldnt you want your character to be as appealing as possible?
Its a concept they cant comprehend.
you can't allow someone being more attractive than you even if it's a game
Dont build up a strawman of the 5 woke zoomers who get mad at attractive characters.
You're the one here crying that a character isnt as hot as possible. That is maximum autism.
"nono you dont get it tho cus like theres these sjws on twitter and and and" touch grass
>Dont build up a strawman
>proceeds to strawman
Your strawman was assuming I held a position I didnt.
My strawman was....the reasons for your position? But I didnt misconstrue your actual position. You are crying. I am not.
I got to the druid camp and felt bored. Maybe I should just make an evil butthole character instead of a goody two shoes human fighter.
Maybe an butthole magic elf or a unga barbarian half orc.
No, just too strongly opinionated and independent.
good
I find her ugly not because of her looks but the following:
>Her obsession with religion
>Her secretive nature
>Her voice is annoying
>She's always b***hing
She's not beautiful, she's plain and generic goth girl trope.
>Goth girl
Why do I keep seeing people say this? There's nothing remotely goth about her ffs
80s goth purism is pointless
>broody and changed her legal name to her Myspace handle
>not goth
ok moron
It's funny how the same things are a positive for me.
She is damn cleric so of course she will care about religion.
Domain of her goddess is literal trickery/secrecy.
I find her VA great at her job and her voice is soothing.
And she isn't b***hing at me at all, sounds like you play good-boy.
Shes mid, for a western game though in 2023 shes fricking sex incarnate
I don't want to put my dick inside of her, so she ugly.
Post her fridge body with swimmer's shoulders, without waist and non-existent breasts
Pretty ugly for a fictional character standard yup.