This is Aphrodite, the Goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion, procreation, desire, sex and fertility.
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This is Aphrodite, the Goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion, procreation, desire, sex and fertility.
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check my 6 Ganker
nice try but my 7 is better
HA! You gays can bask in the glory of my 2
No, check MY 6.
Aphrodite
Aphrodite
Aphrodite
The goddess of love!
I've no Herc pics, but I heard that clear as day in my head
What the frick, why did this unlock my memory of Lisa Kudrow, who strangely fit the role perfectly, voicing Aphrodite in Hercules show I don't even remember watching?
this is unironically better than that stellar blade slop
GCJ isn't sending their best shills
that's a man
>nothing was deposited into your account
6
sure looks like it
shit looks like a 40 year old tranvestite with 10 STD's.
imagine if there was a mod that let you play as a 10 year old boy
really organic posts and thread
small indie election year, pls understand
You can not hate those people enough.
Its simply impossible to hate them enough in one lifespan.
I hate western games
They hate Eve because she is Asian.
Those homosexuals are just racist Black person lover.
It's mainly because she's acutally pretty, in a sexy beautiful and fertile way.
Pushing just
>muh racism
Is just dancing to commie music
No it's not. They admit to being everything they call you and use the narcissistic logic that because they're the best thing ever you must also be since you're worse than them.
>le Hades looks bad may may
Hades has one of the most soulful artstyles I've seen in a game, it's the opposite of Stellar Bland and its generic plastic dolls.
>ugly shaders
eeehh
You're asking soulless bots to evaluate art, literally pearls before swine
Yeah, we get it Mr. troony, you being horny is empowering or something.
>le soul may may
Yeah, that ain't it
Hi Alyssa Merchant. You're an ugly israelite.
holy frick even the MC looks like a troony
>is that... a jawline?
>cheekbones?
AAAAAAAAHHHH HELP ME Black personMAN
if you actually ever had sex a day in your life you would know what an honest to God woman looks like anon.
do honest to God women all get korean plastic surgery?
Yes? Go quicksave your single player BG3 campaign, go outside and actually touch some grass. You'll find out.
imagine admitting to being a virgin in your own virgin shaming post
How do they manage to make such a pale skin tone look not white?
>its generic plastic dolls
you're adhering to the script too closely, make it less obvious and you might be promoted. you want more sheckles, right?
Aphro and Eve having a mid off
the design is unthreatening to ugly fat women and trannies so thats why it's ok for her to be naked
Can't wait for Hades 2
I can
Game look like shit
Wrong you fricking moron.
>This is Aphrodite, the Goddess of love
Yes
>lust
Eros
>beauty
Apollo
>pleasure
Dionysus
>passion
No specific god
>procreation
Hera
>desire, sex
Eros
>and fertility.
Hera
READ YOUR FRICKING HESIOD
said nobody ever
>love
>lust
I think you may have gotten those two confused
Did I miss some sort of new manufactured outrage? Why am I supposed to pretend she isn't hot?
>hot
You have to have high testosterone to understand that kind of beauty. Low-test men are into potato-faced asians.
yeah your testosterone is so high you take it directly from other men's semen
>high testosterone
The irony...
You sure seem attracted to high testosterone, anon
I LOVE TRANNIES AND SHITTY GAMES SO MUCH
IM FRICKING CUMING
I NEED HADES 2 TRANSEXUAL AND BLACK PEOPLE
WE WUZ ROMANS AH HOLY SHIT IM CUMING
SHITTY ROGUELIKE ISOMETRIC TRASH
I NEED IT CUM
homie just use a paper bag
the homie you putting a paper bag also has a dick bro
No she doesn't
You're supposed to dump your folder of memes.
>manufactured outrage
kek have a nice day troony.
is that the reason why? what indie electon are you talking about?
just admit you are a homosexual its ok
Game journalists are acting like a naked woman derived from Ancient Greek sex fantasies is different from anime titty games and it doesn't count as "le ebil male gaze" for some reason.
morons on Ganker latched onto her because jurnos used Aphrodite as an example of what's acceptable compared to the other fotm chink game.
Had there been no mention of Hades the dumbfricks would have simply latched to another character for their manufactured outrage.
>morons on Ganker latched onto her because jurnos used Aphrodite as an example of what's acceptable compared to the other fotm chink game.
no they didn't
there was just an article where they generally said they liked hades 2's designs, I don't think they even mentioned aphrodite before this board started spamming these threads
Actually you're right, it was Ganker editing twitter screenshots together and spamming threads of the two different moronic jurnos.
post archives homosexual
You can't be fricking serious. First day on Ganker?
it's okay if you're gay anon, but I wouldn't announce it here. people here aren't usually very accepting of your lifestyle.
Some homosexual political discourse the left likes the hades chick and the right likes the stellar blade chick. Idk shits moronic they are both hot.
>she
Twittergays are trying to make another gg for some reason. I suspect tassi started all of this.
Another gg that already happened because Sweet baby put the biggest target they could find on their back.
Some homosexual journo made a moronic argument using hades characters and because this is internet in 2020s, equally homosexual people got confused and believes argument came from the devs. So we are supposed to hate Hades now or you are a commie or shomeshit
>hate Hades now
I dont believe this, i think we are just calling the journo a gay because he likes transpassing women.
thats a male
Which is better
post the concept art
We should have that
prettiness with that
clothlessness
Generic Fortnite renders vs. game with a unique character design and atmosphere.
I wonder.
Why the Black features?
I usually hate that descriptor, but she would have been cuter if they hadn't done that specifically. Still think Hades has a great art direction though. Its a shame about the audience its attracted.
stfu
that's a man, sir
I will fap to her and to the Stellar Blade main character, thank you
And this is her if she didn't look so much like a dog.
further improvement
How is it none of these fixes bother adjusting the man hands?
Because hands are hard
Aphy is my wife!
Fixed for you
Black person, the problem with her og art is that her facial features are exaggerated by the shadows. You are moronic and fail to see how the original fanart DID express the features she already had.
kys.
I smell cope...
I also smell cope.
This is the exact same face but with a different lighting. It makes it far more appealing than before.
now I can smell and see your cope
you have a type brother...
Genuine question: Do you go outside at all? There are many biological women out there with striking facial features like that. Or are you so mind broken that you think woman who doesn't look like an anime character is secretly a troony?
Why would the goddess of beauty look like a troony? You just demonstrated the flaw with Hades 1's design by posting this image. It's 10x more feminine and pretty than Hades' design.
>Do you go outside at all
Yes. Everyday to my office and to the gym.
And brother, you do have a type.
Also, this pic is fanmade
Ugly women existing does not mean the goddess of love and beauty from WESTERN culture which you apes have no problem defiling (while shrieking about us even touching your culture) should look like one of them. There is no reason for her to have a manface and it's telling that you have to post offmodel art where her face is much more feminine to try to push this narrative.
My bad, I forgot woman cant have a visible cheekbone
Why is bailey jay disgusted with me now. Is she mad i didnt buy her onlyfans?
I can see the wig line.
>the teacher
While it skirted the edge of being believable at first, that just made it not realistic at all
A fricking transexual
And a dogshit western Indy game walk into a bar
But doctor I am pachinko the clown
And then zoomers made sure the game became a huge success
I cri every tim
lel
he reminds me of donovan for some reason
>see woman
>immediately reminded of gay Black person child rapist
faceblind autismo moment
She def looks better in 2 than the first game tho
the art for this game just gets more repulsive to me each time I see it.
Why is she uglier than a ghost and a severed head?
I desire to walk away from that face.
This is the most forced nontroversy yet.
>No one gives a shit.
>People that enjoyed Hades 1 will buy the sequel
>the characters are fine and more or less the same as 1
>Sex was never a massive selling point of the game, more a nice little bonus.
I'm curious why no one remembers transistor
If you guys couldn't sniff the homosexualry in the first game by the art back then, I'm sorry you're just ngmi.
This is Priapus. Son of Aphrodite. Has a huge dick.
I hope priapus and hermaphroditus are in hades 3
>hermaphroditus
Lets go!!
me and the boys
why weren't people this mad when hades 1 came out?
Eh, people called Aphrodite ugly plenty back when Hades 1 came out. I think everyone was more distracted by the black Athena though.
Right now the hot topic isn't black people killing our games its unsexy women though so the characters in Hades being black has taken a backseat to Aphrodite being ugly. You gotta keep up with the times anon
With 1, the sticking point was Athena being race swapped in an era where every blue, pink, and red hair was race swapping characters.
What you see as 'mad' is the crushing currentyearism crashing against a rock of unfeeling objectivity. Unfortunately this reveal coincides with Stellar Blade's release, which gays have been ruthlessly attacking as a literal genocide of women for face scanning a Korean woman. These same people turned on an angstrom and claimed Aphordite's masculine face was a testament of feminine beauty, which is clearly an oxymoron to anyone with eyes.
>Athena being race swapped
Huh, didn't even notice that while playing. I guess I'm not mindbroken enough yet
Wait a minute, she survived God of War 2.
>Would you frick me? I'd frick me.
unironically looks like a JoJo character.
Hades is pozzed shit for s0iboys and Alyssa Mercante. That design reeks of safe horny btw.
inb4
>b-but she's naked!
She has the face of a man.
>safe horny
You are weak.
You migrate with other weak people.
And it's immediately obvious to the rest of us.
>us
gb2 your somethingawful legbeard hugbox, you subhuman homosexual
I love how much that word causes you to seethe because it correctly identifies you as a weak troon
Ah no no no.
The rest of us as in, other people who are not weak.
That reply doesn't work. Try another.
>See woman
>Think of men
Your obsession with trans women has ruined you completely. Get help.
Aphrodite only ever shows up in stories where she gets jealous that some human woman looks prettier than her, so it's a pretty good representation
Still looks butt ugly though
>God of War
Why do people constantly think about something that makes them angry?
E N T E R
much better
does this trigger you?
I bet it does
I love how much it triggers you
you will never hide how much you're seething, your acting is bad, your wages need to be lowered
That's just a generic hentai girl, though, the type you forget the second you've coomed.
at least it has the ability to make you coom
unlike the goddess of fertility in hades, LOL
>Aphrodite if Sakuraface
ftfy
I don't really see a difference between the original and the "fixes," but I like this one. It's pretty clear the original artstyle isn't sexy no matter how hard you try, so anime is safe and best.
she does not spark lust for me
looks like a man pretending to be a woman
sad to see supergiant to go this way, they were my favorite developer before Hades. Bastion, Transistor and Pyre were my goty games when they came out
a shame to be honest
>troony art style
Wtf is this, just go watch gay porn
Why was hades so praised anyway? Game sucked and roguelikes are dogshit
MANLY FACE
troony RACE
FIRE THIS BEAST INTO SPACE
>In Hesiod's Theogony, Aphrodite is born off the coast of Cythera from the foam (ἀφρός, aphrós) produced by Uranus's genitals, which his son Cronus had severed and thrown into the sea.
Jeez these people were fricked up back then. Like the Nerd said, "nothing's changed"
hey Aphrodite, the Goddess of love, lust, beauty, pleasure, passion, procreation, desire, sex and fertility, I'm dad
Those hands look like they could rip a lobster in half
Am I alone in thinking the new art of the gods from one is all worse? Apollo and the Moon goddess look great, but everyone from the oldguard look terrible.
BRUH LOOKAT DIS DU
I think it'd be kind of weird if a god of love, lust, passion, desire, and sex wouldn't be androgynous. Women can love, lust after, desire, want to have sex with, and be passionate about all those things regarding men.
Unless you think that women can't desire men, but that'd be weird given how much Ganker rants about how women are base prostitutes who can't deny their attraction to Chad and are slaves to their sexual appetites.
Because men desire to have, while women desire to be had.
If I follow what you're saying, you're saying that a god of love and desire should still look like a woman because the woman's sexual fixation is on herself looking sexually appealing, thus the overtly feminine appearance, right?
If that's true, then women shouldn't care at all what their preferred male sexual partners look like as long as they are seen as desirable and hot.
I think it's more reasonable to assume that women can desire and lust after masculine men.
I think you’ll find that women, relative to men, care more about a partner’s social status than his physical features (source: I’m ugly). For women, a major factor in a partner is the partner’s career - reasonably so. I’ve never encountered a single man who’s cared deeply if his wife has a prestigious career. It’s basically a non factor when determining a sexual partner and it only becomes a factor when the man’s income alone isn’t sufficient for household expenses.
FURTHERMORE, you do not need to use double line breaks for a new paragraph on this website
STELLAR BLADE FLOPPED
QUICK WE NEED A NEW CONTROVERSY
this is the world's number one ''superpower'' everyone
Yeah, kinda pathetic that the entire world is losing to this constantly. like all the time.
Impressive how the rest of the world manages to be worse.
Don't make fun of him, he ate Kim Belair's pussy for 4 and a half seconds. idk anyone who could've made it that long. Respect.
That's a man you homosexual, look at that face and hands
troony homosexuals are so fricking obvious dude
Looks like a troony = SAFE
Makes white men horny = LITERALLY RAPE
>mogged by a man in japan
Based SS enjoyer
Explain
https://files.catbox.moe/s2aws5.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/sk2c8d.jpeg
anon it's not loading!
>early access troony game from the creators of bastion!
no thanks
Listen, I know we here at Ganker like to have our fun, and we call games troony games from time to time. Maybe even games that don't deserve it. I know, I know, but it happens. Anyway, with that being said, this is the pinnacle of troony games. Literally the tranniest of the troony goyslop. Unironically, and uncharitably, take the L because this game is not at all, in any way bussin.
It takes talent to make a (fit) female form look ugly. This artist is special.
looks like a parody of a transvestite hooker straight out of gta with that busted ass face
needs more beard
Umm, sweaty, that design is problematic, so I fixed it for you. You can charge this work to sexy eggchildren inc. as usual
The Japanese are just better at everything aren't they
Have you guys never seen Greek statues? Yes, they all have what we'd consider masculine faces, even the women. Different beauty standard.
Post an example of what you mean
If you like, you can find the most masculine example or the most ‘standard’ case, then compare it to the image of Aphrodite in this thread
I don't know what I'm supposed to find ugly aside from maybe that cheekbone. She looked much weirder in the sequel art though.
The fact that it's just a black dude with breasts tucking his wiener
Why they make Aphrodide look like Christopher Reeves but with a tan?
>this is sexy according to western developers and joukeks
I'll just stick to Stellar Blade
let's just pretend that Eros doesn't exist so Aphrodite can be the goddess of love instead of lust
Its hilarious that Astolfo a literal man is more attractive than this "Aphrodite".
That's because Fate Astolfo is based on that one instance he crossdressed to get his bro Roland out of his depression
Forced outrage
And I thought the other art was bad. No wonder people were joking about it being a dude with that blatant Tumblr face.
Looks more like the God of men and testosterone.
>another square jawed white woman
no thanks
AND Japan does it better again.
>ITT
looks like a man
>goddess of love
>pink hair
>naked
>hearts
wow, how long did it take to think that one up. also total ripoff of venus from demon gaze
>see a woman
>immediately think about men
is there a word for this brand of brain damage?
Election Tourism.
It's an election year so chuds are coming up with "based" things to get mad about
>Goddess of beauty
>ugly as frick
TOP KEK. WESTERN DEVS
looks like a man
man face
Great artstyle, but the hands and face bring the design down
I hate Americans so much you wouldn't believe.
No. This is:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite_of_Knidos
Built for Ogun wiener
Wow this Stellar Blade vs. Hades drama is totally organic sisters! Please ignore the money in the gaming journos pockets to make these games defacto Biden and Trump votes right before the election.
>nooooooo greeks weren't gay you're projecting!!!
>Greeks:
What?
I'd rather just frick the men haha
Didn't know Atreus was a Guy Fieri fan
nyx > aphrodite