This is castlevania in 2023.
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buy yourself a fricking tampon already, jesus christ
that's not castlevania, that's shitflix presents: the not so french revolution gay drama about magical Black slaves, african gods and not!vampires starring a cucked richter parody
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why do you morons insist on giving attention to things you supposedly hate?
>why do you morons insist on giving attention to things you supposedly hate?
Why does the bull charge when it sees red?
same thing. Can't help it.
Bulls don't charge at the colour red, it's a trained response.
>it's a trained response
Just like OP. He's a good little sheep
Is that supposed to disprove his point?
Castlevania has always been very gay.
more like buttholevania heh
>Not buttholeinpania
With shit like this marring the franchise irreparably, i dont even want any new castlevania entries anymore.
Castlevania Judgment did worse for the series than this cartoon, fricking calm down, your homosexual ass hasn't been playing Castlevanias anyway
Too busy selling my shit after this travesty, at least it sells for okay now a days
>not wanting the Sepia Belmont led game full of monster girls and fan service we’re rumoured to be getting
Nah, too good to be true. When shit like this is promised, old me knows they are about to frick up the fans or something.
just like every shitty western cartoon from the 80s and 90s based on japanese franchises did. The games are completely separate from this crap.
I'm gay and I don't like this. Not everything should have or be about gay masc x masc ass fricking
Why are you gay?
Men sexually arouse me and women do not.
He was asking why are you gay? As in what went wrong?
Nothing traumatic happened to me if that's what you're asking.
It probably did, but OK.
Why didn't either of my brothers turn out gay if they grew up in the same "traumatic" environment I did?
I am very hairy.
I asked about your penis homosexual
Do you have a cute feminine penis?
Richter needs to frick more vampire MILFs.
He can sleep with Tera.
But only if Sekhmet is there to watch.
Look crossdresser?
You know in every production meeting they probably ask every time if Riitcher should finally get anal. Non serious dh2npshow.
They probably have this BLM shrine too, with a big phallus shaped wiener to worship.
Did you expect anything else from Netflix?
>gay franchise
>"B-but im not gay i like Alucard 🙁
u fricking deserve this, degenerate losers
>>gay franchise
why do people keep repeating this nonsense like it's true.
kys incel, this is not a show for chuds like you. It's OUR franchise now.
I read most of the Anne Rice vampire novels and this show manages to be about 400% gayer.
her novels had that from the start, they weren't shoehorned into an established franchise along with a bunch of ideological posturing and mockery
mmm, not gay enough, also, what a castle vania, my favorite show btw
It's not gay if it's with an Elf.
Human semen has RNA that, when introduced in sufficient quantity over time to an elf's butthole, can cause the elf to express feminine traits up to and including the development of a uterus & the transformation of the penis to a vegana.
homosexuality is a sin
homosexuals are usually pedophiles as well
homosexuals deserve the rope
And its beautiful
Is there a reason they look like indians?
They actually did fricking made Olrox into some sort of Aztec guy and his true form is now a Quetzal looking dragon instead of an Ayylmao
>Make other characters gay
>Make Alucard ungay
You win some you lose some
your homosexual anime porn is not vidya
What is the point of having sex at all in castlevania? Gay or not, like they didn't have to show dracula fricking his wife to get the point across, because its pointless.
Feels like all the random sex scenes they add in to modern fantasy to get normalgays to watch it.
at least it was a manly man just laying down and not two a twink vampire with a twink and a woman doing incestous sodomizing rape and animating the whole thing for a minute.
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